Things you think only you do/weird habits >sleep in bed in

>give myself enemas using empty shampoo bottles

wtf how does that even work?

How do you remember to breath?

>>719149344
I'm no expert but I'd rate that 8/10 autism

>>719149344
You missed
>Post fucken awful images

Lee Harvey I want to party with you.

>>719149344
Yeah you're definitely retarded but is it gay if I fucked pic related?

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>>719150071
>Take the top off
>fill it with water
>shove it up ass
>squeeze

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>>719150282

>>719149344

>>sleep in bed in a sleeping bag

Cozy

>>have legs elevated with ~3 pillows when sleeping

Cozy too

>>give myself enemas using empty shampoo bottles

???

>>put vinegar on all my food

You sick fuck

>>watch lord of the rings all the way through at least once a week

?????????????????????????????

>>masterbate about 5 times a day

Ok maybe

>>soak my feet in ice cold water for a few hours a week

ICE COLD?!?!?!

>>fantasise about living in Riverwood in Skyrim every night before I fall asleep

Geek

>>listen to rain noises with my headphones to fall asleep

Normal

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>>719150432
>>719150492
>>719149344
>also collect images of mutilated dicks
>dont know why

>>719149344
Don't even know what's going.on here

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>>719149344
Wait wait wait. Hold on one Fucking minute...
What house in riverwood do you stay in, or do just stay at the sleeping giant inn?

I mean shit dude. That's a pretty small village.

>>719149344
My grandma sleeps in sleeping bags in her bed and I sometimes jerk it 5-6 times a day, depending how much time I have

But the rest.... You're 100% autistic, anon

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>>719150505

>>719149344
Whenever I use a urinal, if there's any pubes on the lip of it, I use my piss to rinse it off. I try to get it inside, but sometimes its too close to the outside and I end up pissing all over the floor trying to wash it away.

>>719150492
>>719150432
>>719149344
>>719150587
>>719150723

Is it bad that I'd fuck and suck the shit outta that?

>watch lord of the rings all the way through at least once a week
Theatrical or extended?

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>>719150698
Sometimes Faendels house, mostly sleeping giant inn, second room on the left after entering

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whats the fucking point in this futa shit? i bet this nigga doesnt feel a thing from fucking him in this hole, even with anal you atleast feel pain or something but this? who would even fuck this thing, id rather lick hairy anus than do this

>>719150822
>2017
>not doing lingam massage

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>>719150816
Used to be entended until about 3 months ago but I can't stream them on kodi now so I have to cope with theatrical

>>719150587
like is that classified as a shemale then? or what? both?

>>719149344
>>have legs elevated with ~3 pillows when sleeping

Sleep in zero gravity chair

>>masterbate about 5 times a day

Don't have time for that

>>listen to rain noises with headphones to fall asleep

Have a white noise machine

>>719150950
What, what do you do?

>>719149344
>>719150432
>>719150492
>>719150587
I NEED to know what's going on here

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>>719150950
Wtf is a zero gravity chair? If you please.

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>>719151051
To take pressure off the spine. Was in a motorcycle accident fucked up my back

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>>719150933
>>719150822
>>719150688
>>719149344

>>719150492
How bad did that butthole tattoo hurt?

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>>719151119
That doesn't explain what a zero gravity chair is

>>719149344
>fantasize about living in Riverwood in Skyrim every night before I fall asleep
>put vinegar on all my food
>masterbate about 5 times a day
nigger are you fucking me?

>>719151226
Because thats what they call it

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>>719151277
I am not fucking you

>>719150587
>Mutilated dick
No anon that's a mutilated fucking ballsack

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>>719151347
What they call what? What is a zero gravity chair?

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It can cum

>>719151425
He literally posted a pic of one

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>>719151389

>>719151425
He said it's a chair to take pressure off your spine. Are autistic or just stupid?

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>>719151466
a deckchair then

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>>719151516
That question is why I started the thread

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>>719151539
Yeah looks like a deck chair. Right?

>>719151593
Well now you have your answer

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>>719151600
yea

>>719150723
>Urethra
>Natural looking formations
what? is this an intersex?

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>>719151660
i still dont know

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>>719151685

>>719149344
>>sleep in bed in a sleeping bag
a bit weird, but dependent on the temps/housing may be ok
>>have legs elevated with ~3 pillows when sleeping
not good for your health
>>give myself enemas using empty shampoo bottles
shit fetish, otherwise fine. you're a closet fag that doesn't want others to find your enema utils, eh?
>>put vinegar on all my food
whoever likes it. for me, it's asian hot sauce or maggi almost everywhere.
>>watch lord of the rings all the way through at least once a week
who the heck has time for that?
>>masterbate about 5 times a day
perfectly normal
>>soak my feet in ice cold water for a few hours a week
why?
>>fantasise about living in Riverwood in Skyrim every night before I fall asleep
as long as it helps totally normal
>>listen to rain noises with my headphones to fall asleep
self hypnosis, also helps.

>>719149344
name please

>>719151888
>name please

OP is always Faggot you should know this

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>>719151888
My first name is Jim but I'm not telling you my last name

>>719152107
I am sure he is not interested in your name, faggott.

so, whats wth the icecold feet soaking

>>719152175
Cause he has diabetes

>>719149344
>sleep in bed in a sleeping bag
Used to do this. Super cozy.

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>>719152107
>My first name is Jim

Sup nigga?

>>719152175
>>719150505
Ice baths for my feet as they ache, I stand for 12 hour shifts

>>719152376
>I stand for 12 hour shifts

Burger King or MC Donald's?

>>719149344
>>719150432
>>719150492
>>719150587
>>719150723
>>719151453
.

I

Why is sleeping with your legs elevated a bad thing?

>>719152432
Papa johns

>>719152444
First, check em
Also, lol, lemme get that sauce
And also I fart on my hand sometime and smell it

>>719152561
I knew a guy that worked at Papa John's so did his wife. She left him because she started fucking the manager

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Will often fold up a few squares of toilet paper and leave the betwixt my cheeks throughout the day. Makes me feel more fresh

>>719149344
Source on the degenerate?

>>719149344
>>soak my feet in ice cold water for a few hours a week
Kneipp much?

>>719149344
Do you watch the uncut extended versions?

just came to say the pics OP is posting are absolutely GROSS

Also, how can someone fuck that?
I dont know which of those two is more out of their minds

FFS

>stays fixated to one specific type of porn genre for an extended period of time
>likes milk with 95% of food (fish is not that good with it unfortunately; best would be cheeseburgers)
>spend at least $40 a month on a mobile phone game, although sometimes more (most in a month was $120)
>knows the first 5 minutes of TDKR by heart
>listens to shitpost music unironically
>shoves my elbow deep into my right thigh when masturbating sometimes (when I'm seated) to achieve a deeper orgasm (that shit makes it SO MUCH more amazing)

>>719149344
Name Please

>wipe my ass like Spider-Man using my two middle fingers and a few squares of tissue, sometimes I do this when I don't even need to shit and it makes me shit

>piss sitting down

>listen to music and pretend I'm in some sort of fight and being a bad-ass with lots of people watching thinking I'm awesome

>while on lunch in work I go to the toilet and masturbate, I do this two to three times a week with pictures of my female colleagues on my phone

>put my little finger as far down my ear as possible and smell the wax (same with scratching ass, balls, etc.)

>when on my own I suddenly start masturbating for no reason and then stop because I'm like wtf

>>719150910
dude just download them lmao. you watch them often enough

>>719149344
That was a huge fucking rollercoaster of a story

Every time I take my socks off I have to smell them before putting them in the dirty cloths, and they smell sooo good. Anyone else do this?

>>719153898
Yes. I jack off with my own stinky socks all the time. Seriously.

>>719153898
No but I smell my wife's panties

>>719149344
I am diagnosed with autism but you're on another level op

What the fuck are up with all these pictures holy fuck it looks like it hurts

I think ops pic is a Hermaphrodite

>pull out my nose hairs with a tweezers
>if I blow my nose and only a miniscule amount of mucus comes out, I save the kleenex and reuse it

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>when I get turned on I leak shit loads of precum. I went to the doctors and everything and got it checked out but its not an issue
>foreskin has never retracted
>I can puke on command
not really habits but i think my body is pretty fucked up, I'm MtF trans, but i have always been like this sine birth

>>719156490
I thought i lost but then i remember this is not ylyl

>>719156490
>>719156815
same my friend, let us all laugh as our time nears.

>>719156815
>>719156983
Guys please stop making fun of my I might have to cut myself.

>>719149344
L-luke?

>>719150432
That's when you use an industrial condom

>>719157115
I don't know why but
>Puke on command
Sounds so funny to me, the thought of it and how you could use it.

>>719157255
I don't know why that's funny to you anon. It means I can enjoy nigger cum again and again.

>>719152561
Do they have better pizza?

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>>719149344


>>sleep in bed in a sleeping bag

>>watch lord of the rings all the way through at least once a week

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>>719153311

>>719149344
Wtf is that thing in the picture

>>719150723
So cornfused about this picture

>Think of five or more different ways to kill myself a day to keep me sane
>Always think about my childhood everyday
>Sleep every two or three days because I can't sleep but always have no energy
>Find weird shit and adapt to it. Example: I didn't like gore or death but now it's alright
>Fixate over the past

It's /b/ what do you except?
>>719157681
>>719153311

Agreed
>>719157650

>>719157833
>is 15

>>719150432
Thanks for these pictures, I only had the first one

>>719157833
>expects respect from fellow edgelords

>>719157798
i dont remember its name, but he had a dick and then got a sex change but kept the dick is basically what happened.

>>719149344

How fat are you really?

>>719149344
>>sleep in bed in a sleeping bag
Just get a hug-box already

>>719150821
Does that shit even work? Wtf

>>719150822
Sex is in the mind

>>719151453
Omg I would love to taste and swallow that