>cock mutilated at birth >will never have an uncut cock

Given that I have never experienced the "original" I go on living as if nothing has changed.

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>>719145798
I don't because I'm uncut.

I'm fine with it

>>719145798
get a vibrator to supplement it

>>719145798
You know why Im not cut?
Cause Im not a kike or a sandnigger.

Stupid fucking white americans

>>719145798
>How do you deal with the suicidal depression knowing your penis will never be in its original, natural state?
By knowing that my penis is clean and attractive

>>719145798
Jokes on you I'm not jewish, I had severe phimosis as a Child

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STOP FUCKING REMINDING ME, I HATE HAVING A CUT COCK, I FUCKING HATE AMERICA AND THIS RETARDED DICK-DESTROYING RITUAL

>>719145890
We can fix that

>>719145798
It has decreased my chances of picking up a STD which has boosted my eagerness to bareback Eastern European hookers.

>>719146030
You're either a fucking idiot or you're in denial.

>>719146030
You know, it really only takes about 40 seconds to clean your dick. I know your sister likes how it looks but come on man.

My cut dick is beautiful. My mom told me so.

>>719146066
I'm okay, thanks for the offer

Uncut dick is bigger and more satisfying. Only faggots think cut dick is pretty

>>719145798
>How do you deal with the suicidal depression knowing your penis will never be in its original, natural state?
The same way I deal with every other thing that gives me suicidal depression, hoss.

>>719145798
Uncut
No smeg how? Clean your DICK
Dont need lube to fap or fuck
I can trap air in side my hood and make a fart noise

Foreskin is shit, I don't know why all you American faggets love it so much, you've been lied to.

>>719146074
By boosting your eagerness to fuck hoes, one could say that the cut has indirectly increased your chances of catching STDs

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>>719146241

>>719146408
Americans get cut you fucking retard. They cut ur dick unless ur parents say no

>>719146476
............fuck, you're right

>>719146482
Can't last as long without ur hood my man

>>719146508
Are you fucking retarded? that's what I'm saying.. Americans envy foreskin even though it's shit.

>>719146508
What the ever loving fuck is this backwards shit. Europe and all those third world niggers dont get cut. All Americans get cut. Where do you get this shit?

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>>719146508
Bruh stop for two seconds and consider the implications of what anon has said.

>>719146617
Back it up niggerfaggot, we don't deal in pseudoscience bullshit here.

>>719145798
By knowing that I fuck more pussies than you, and that /b/itches want my D.

OP is a fag, has uncut dick but get fucked by uncut faggots.

>>719146241
>Foreskin is shit, I don't know why all you American faggets love it so much, you've been lied to.
being a faggot, i think cut dicks look ugly, uncut all the way

>>719145798
>virgins trying to defend their disgusting extra skin that literally no one but themselves find attractive

I could ask you the same question anon, how do you go each day knowing you will never have the supreme cock?

>>719145798
I'll never fuck a girl even if I somehow make her belive that my beta self is worthy cuz phimosis. At least you can leave wizard patch

>>719146030
Or you could use soap to clean it when you bath/shower.
By this logic, do you cut off your fingers so you won't have dirt under your nails?

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>>719145890
nice

>>719145949
Honestly when your manhood is destroyed at birth, that automatically makes you a sissy... so yeah using a vibrator is good advice

>>719146050
>he thinks phimosis is a good reason to mutilate his cock
lmfao holy shit you are ignorant

>>719146030
ahhahahha nigga are you serious? you're too dumb to clean your dick so you want to chop part of it off? american education at work people

>>719146074
you're a funny guy

>>719146241
yeah it's true. circumcision actually imposes a hard limitation on the total size of your cock. if you're cut, try to stretch your foreskin over your head... notice it pulls at the skin from your groin area. yeah, you understand now? uncut dicks are always longer, that's just how the anatomy of the penis works.

>>719146408
speak for yourself bro

>>719146482
cutfag in denial

>>719146508
yeah but they lie to your parents and claim it has all these benefits... they just wanna collect their "snip fee". that's why circumcision still exists, hospitals are greedy and want the easy money from snipping off part of your child's cock.

think about it like this: 10,000 americans born each day multiplied by around $800 for the operation... that's a lot of money! of course doctors want to mutilate your cock, it only takes a few moments and it's easy money. we live in such a fucked up world, don't we?

/thread

>>719146287
So by your logic, because it's ugly we should cut it off, so shouldn't your face be cut off?

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They're researching a way to regrow the foreskin back, right? I won't have to stay cut forever, right?

>>719147010
It's already here

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>>719145798
Foreskin restoration! You will never get back all the nerve endings but you can get a foreskin back. It takes time and it does work

Check out http://www.norm.org/index.html

>>719146306
>I can trap air in side my hood and make a fart noise
Damn right, anon. Damn right.

>>719146890
Still doesn't fix how ugly uncut dicks are

>>719146893
>cutfag in denial
>uncutfag thinking his dick is bigger
>uncutfag literally thinking his dick is pretty
Can't speak to satisfaction cause I'm neither a woman nor a prancing la la homo man like anon here.

>>719147009
What the fuck... how the fuck is that "my logic" in the fucking slightest... are you actually retarded? Holy fuck bro, why did your caretaker let you near technology, that's dangerous.

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>>719147127
>he thinks tugging on his cock like a fucking monkey means he's "restored"

>>719147197
Every gf I've had enjoyed playing with my foreskin, they were fascinated actually

>>719147333
>tugging on his cock

That's not how it works you fucking autist

>>719145798
i'm cut and i don't give a flying shit about it, are you that insecure anon?

>>719145798
Decreased sensitivity. I'll last longer.

>>719146050
Sad. I went to my doctor with phimosis as an adult. She wanted to cut me. Fourtunately i had done my research and asked her to write a prescription for hydrocortosone acetate. 2 months later it was working perfectly. Faster than snipping it off if you consider healing times. Fuck doctors.

>>719147418
At what point in ur childhood were you dropped on your head

>>719147127
No offense anon but that seems pretty pointless. I just want a normal dick, I don't want to artificially stretch out my skin like that. It's like if someone cut my sandwich in half, and I just got two new pieces of bread and redistributed the meat inside... it looks like a full sandwich again, but it's missing half the meat.

I'm kinda hoping for a way to literally regrow the missing parts with some stem cell technology or something like that. I dunno I guess that's asking for a lot, it seems like some impossible sci-fi shit now that I think about it. God damnit I just want my dick to be normal.

>>719147418
Untill you can't get it up

erectile dysfunction (more commonly known as ED). One of the major reasons that circumcision can lead to ED is because of keratinization. The glans (or head) of the penis is intended to be an internal organ, protected by the prepuce

>>719146893
If you can't understand that there was no other way (stretching didn't work) and that my dick almost fell off because it was close to rotten all because i couldnt pull it one cm back...

Then YOU are ignorant.

>>719147479
FUCKING THIS. I had phimosis too and I dealt with it in a natural way, no surgeries. I tell everyone to never let a doctor's knife get near their cock. There's NO REASON to get circumcised, EVER.

>>719147545
Yes, finally a smartfag on a cock thread

ive always had uncut and thought for years that my cock looked different then i got a gf and she wanted to have sex but i was too shy and scared once she saw it she drooled over it and ive been happy with my uncut cock ever since

>>719147537
>seems pretty pointless

The point is to keep the head of your cock moist the way it was intended so you don't get keratinization loss of sensitivity and possible Ed later in life

>>719147615
see:
>>719147479

Phimosis is not a good reason to get a surgery. If your penis was close to rotting off, that probably means you're a fucking idiot for not doing something about it earlier. You waited to the last minute and had to get a surgery due to your incompetence.

>>719147647
At a boy anon. Women LOVE uncut cocks, especially if it's their first go

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>you will never get to suck Tracer's beautiful uncut cock
why live?

I have no suicidal depression associated with this. In all honesty I don't really care.

I wonder what makes you think that, though.

Could it be that you're jealous we don't have all that extra, unnecessary skin hanging from our dicks? What is your obsession with dicks, anyway? Are you holding onto some kind of homosexual tendencies? Are you, by chance, George R. R. Martin?

>>719147615
did you try non-surgical methods first? surely circumcision is a last resort for phimosis patients, right?

>>719147837
Unnecessary? Do you know how the anatomy of your own God given genitalia works you brainwashed sheep?

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>>719147837
>unnecessary skin
Sorry for your loss, anon.

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>>719147837
See
>>719147545

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>>719147837
>heartychuckle.tzg

who knows though anon, we humans are an odd bunch. i'm cut too and couldn't give a fuck less about it at the end of the day .. too deep of a rabbit hole to attempt traversing .. so fuck it.

i do like watching some of the mouth breathers that frequent these threads with their
>muh uncut cawk supewior
>muh cut cawk supweior
insert strawman argument
counter with strawman argument

it's like watching monkeys have a feces fight at the zoo ... the digital version.

>>719147837
So your nose and ears are unnecessary too, right? I mean you've still got the holes there, with or without all of that "unnecessary" extra ligament hanging off your face right?

>>719147479
I got the steroid cream also. Got full retraction in under a month.
That said i think my foreskin is attached the glans still cos erections hurt when im full pulled back.

>>719148086
>The voice of reason
On a side note, thank you for this gif, I shall treasure it dearly.
>fukkin savd

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>>719148107
>look out, it's foaming at the mouth

Foreskin.
>acts as a natural lubricant
> increases stimulation during forplay
> feels amazing and adds extra layers of sensation
> keeps your dick looking fresh, moist and healthy.
> keeps your dick fresh moist and healthy.
> not dried out, scabby, and like the bottom of a foot.
> makes mastubation easier. No lube fap like a champ.
Cut dicks
> lol not stinky bro
>l, l,looks way better.....

Natural, like every other thing with a dick, wins hands down.
Anyone who argues is just trolling or in denial.

Denial that they had stupid ignorant parents who mutilated their genitals.

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>>719148175
take it with my blessing anon. sharing is caring.

oh and proliferation. cause big words get me erect.

>>719148212
this

>>719148086
I mean, we are just informing all who have been disfigured what they are missing

>>719148086
>i'm cut too
opinion discarded

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>>719148212
>muh internet doctorate tho
>being this obsessed with complete strangers dicks
>projecting own shitty childhood by transferring hatred of own parents to those that choose to circumcise

you're Sigmund's wet dream anon. thanks for the kek.

>>719148338
http://www.thewholenetwork.org/twn-news/does-circumcision-cause-erectile-dysfunction

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>>719148257
Of course how could anyone be so blind, thanks for letting everyone know what it's like. Please, let us live vicariously through you more.

>>719148257
on the internet? boy you've got a lot to learn about where to preach if your intent is to really "reach the masses".

stay in school. you've got a long way to go.
>>719148329
0/10 bait. try harder next time boy.

>>719148112
It can take a while. When i was super hard it still felt kin of sore. Just keep using the cream. Took me two months of it before i didnt feel any pain. Also make sure to use the cream even when you aren't touching your dick. Should not be attached to the glans. Except the frenulum.

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>>719148414
>durr i have a liberal arts degree and can link you websites that support my straw man durrrr

you do you opey.

>>719148517
>on the internet? boy you've got a lot to learn about where to preach

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>>719148620
Baitposter posts obvious bait.

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>>719148620
>I have no argument so I resort to ad hominem attacks

>>719145798
Mostly by putting it inside people.

>>719148620
>>719148338
wow, I didn't know that don't having a foreskin makes you this stupid

>>719145798
knowing the fact that women prefer cut cocks

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>>719148674
>>719148752

you two berkley graduates should have a hot tub + 420 + oral exploration session. you'll probably end up married.

how's that for "ad hominem"?

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>>719148804
i'm sure there are LOTS of things you don't know.
>na'meen?

>>719148752
>ad hominem
He was right you are a libtard

>>719145798
How do you deal with the suicidal depression knowing you care about other men's penises more than anything else?

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>>719148897
oh no you used George Carlin to insult me. however shall i survive now?

HOWEVER SHALL I GO ON?

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>>719148845
as a woman, i don't.

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>>719148520
I did the cream a while ago like halfway through last year. Attached is a terrible pic i edited in paint to give an idea. I coulda just taken a dick pic to be honest.

why are you faggots so obsessed with other peoples cocks?

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>>719148973

/thread

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>>719149007
i got your bait right here, buddy boy.

: ^)

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>>719148851
Replying to pasta

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>>719149108
i had to, you see. it was coupled with a non pasta response that made my snarky quip all the more eloquent.

do you even internet faggot?

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>>719149108
Used a pasta to make argument, kys

>>719146030
Femanon here. Not sure about others, but I find uncut more attractive. The head looks soft and nice of an uncut penis, so as long as it is kept clean, it is much more attractive

>>719149026
>as a woman

>>719148674
>This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion
kek

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>>719149230
>Used a pasta to make argument

Being this stupid

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>>719149257

>>719149244
Same here, I love stretching it and nibbling

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>>719149224
you obviously know what liberal means.
>most educated 12 year old on 4chan
does your house constantly smell of cat urine and heated silverware?
>just bible belt things

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>>719149325
am i doing this right?
>AM I? TELL ME. NOW.

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>>719149409
salt is seduction. one day you'll learn this ultimate truth too, young shit stain.

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>tfw my dick is always moist and juicy and smells great because I maintain the basic level of hygiene like everyone else.

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>>719149244
>>719149332
My boy I gotta tell you a sad story of a man with a 3 inch uncut cock okay. there was this girl I knew who's boyfriend couldn't satisfy her at all, I mean like he wouldnt do oral nothing and his penis was some freak mishap. so afterwards this girl went and told literally everyone about his 3 inch uncut cock. you wanna know what happened no one would go anywhere near this kid. not even gay tops right. the point is here that at least where I live you'd be better off having a cut cock than a 3inch dick. I had to get circumcised and to be honest my boy there is no difference for me.

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>>719149682
Nice b8

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>>719149682
i have a 4.5inch unit with 5inch girth.
Your story means nothing.

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>>719149747
if this was a ylyl i'd have lost to this one. i blame fucking snoopy. as well as the rest of the picture.

All dicks stink if you don't wash them, cutfags.

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>>719146059
ITS JEWISH YOU STUPID FAGGOT YOU ARE A JEW

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>>719149969
I've actually seen that happen in Texas

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