Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>719136655
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>719144522 (Anya)
>Grandfather didn't recognize me this year
His mind's going.
I kinda like some of my family, if they're not on the topic of shit like that.
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>719144534
The Reich is here and is in control! Move along.
>>719144208 (Mercury)
Aww what's her name?
>>719144522
do i need to repost it? Alright. here we go.
>>719144534
>ITT
still here
and
>>719144545
I probably would ask you to do that everytime
>tfw I'll never be able to have a family with her and marry her and live with her and cuddle her
Mierda.
Sombra se reclama
>>719144626
My grandmother has Alzheimer's, so I can kind of understand that one. Due to reasons I can't really go and see her any more either.
>>719144692
Eh?
>>719144435
nop, he's a fullblood wheaten terrier
Who here /devilish/?
>be me
>someone says something to me
>They're obviously in distress.
>"But your okay right?" i ask
>inb4 bad grammar
>I used the possessive word instead and they didn't even notice.
>tfw captcha: Mexico 5500
Apologies if my replies were spotty tonight, I'll do better tomorrow. For now I'm ioff to bed with my waifu. Nighty night.
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>719144848
I'm sorry to hear. Were you close? I'm was close with one of my grandmothers, but I'm not very close with any of the rest of my grandparents.
Good morning everyone
>>719144534
>>719144848
>>719144626
One day, grandma/grandpa will have made you lunch the 11th time in an hour.
They'll be like "here ur peanutbutter jelly sandwich honey."
"But gran that is 11th time you are make sandwich."
Grandma is Shinu.
>>719144723
I couldn't refuse such a request.
>>719145033
people dont really care as long as your point gets across normally
>>719145199
We were really close when I was a child. Before I started school we'd visit her every week, and after I started school I'd do the same during school holidays. She lived in a small village, it was quite pleasant. My fondest memories were how every summer a strawberry field near her village would allow you to pay to pick your own strawberries. We'd go there several times in one summer, and I swear we always used to eat more strawberries than we actually took home.
>>719145270
Good morning, everyone*
Your a nazi, but you can't even use correct grammer god.
>>719145270
Morning Chara.
>>719145270
Mornin fuccboi. Way to go by the way.
>>719145358
We were talking, though.
He couldn't tell the difference.
>>719145356
im sure you wouldnt refuse most things id ask
>>719145454
did you ask him?
>Filename
>>719145270
Good morning~
Happen to remember any interesting dreams?
>>719145397
That sounds really pleasant!
It was similar with me and the grandmother I was close with. Before she died, I used to spend every summer at her house, and I even lived there for a year or two.
We used to pick blackberries, strawberries, peaches sometimes..
It was really pleasant.
>>719145411
*You're
>>719145432
heya Hanako
>>719145451
What do you maean fagbag?
>>719145558
Nope, can't remember any dream!
>>719145033
Fuck yeah nigga.
>be me
>have satisfactory meal
>only tip 14%
/devilish/ as fuck
>>719145077
a...are you going to teach her to rip people's throats out?
>>719145451
>fuccboi
I forgot to tell you, Louise said she was trying to explain what a fuccboi was and I told her she could just say it was you.
>>719145558
I think about going back there sometimes, to see if the field is still open. Just for old time's sake, you know?
>>719145191
Goodnight Lewdie~
>>719145270
Good morning Chara~
>>719145688
>misspelled grammar
>used possessive instead
>being a grammar nazi
You didn't notice the ironic humour of my post, did you?
>>719145745
Who's going to do that? We would use someone like that in our ranks.
>>719144534
Anyone got more qt girls eating food ?
>>719145688
>>719145813
Chara is the grammar Nazi of the Reich.
>>719145688
Ah, that's a shame!
Did you remember your journal/diary that I totally forgot to remind you about?
>>719145772
I totally feel that. I haven't been back to the city where my grandma lived since she died..I miss it. I'd love to go poke around and check out some of the places I used to spend so much time.
>>719145826
Rory-claimer!
>>719145886
>
>>719145535
That's true, so why are you still hesitant to ask?
>>719145688
How's your morning going?
Anybody else here lucid dreams about life with your waifu?
So far in Dreamworld, Sombra and I tied the knot and moved into a nice mansion. We had a couple of kids. Auntie Widowmaker babysits sometimes.
Please don't judge me.
>>719145688
Mmmmm, noooothin.
>>719145772
I AM NOT A FUCCBOI WHAT THE FUCK?!
>>719146047
Is that the question of the thread?
>>719145772
>I forgot to tell you, Louise said she was trying to explain what a fuccboi was and I told her she could just say it was you
SAVAGE
>>719145812
Morning Sono!
>>719145813
Oh, I did. If I didn't I would've given a full explanation
>>719145910
I focus on german grammar.
>>719145948
Sure did. I wrote inside that we started dating and also the exact time when we did
>>719145975
Good so far, I should probably take a shower
>>719145975
because its embarrassing
>>719145910
No one cares about your gay ass Kool Kids Klub, edgelord.
AKT, man
Always Keep Tipping.
>>719146058
Cannibalism is not okay
>>719146114
Wait isn't it the afternoon for you?
>>719145948
They sold her house last year and it broke my heart. Needed to use the money to pay for her care. I don't think I could ever go back there, it'd be too upsetting.
>>719146105
Calm down, I was just being mean you fucking faggot <3
>>719146114
A girlfriend has to be savage sometimes.
>>719146213
Akiko bit a chunk of flesh from a kids leg once
>>719146222
>girlfriend
>implying you're a girl.
>>719146212
>Still on waifu non ironically
kys
>>719146047
I've had one or two.
I usually go more into astral projection, though, because I'm a newagefag.
>>719146105
>He thinks he's not a fuccboi
>>719146114
That's good! And very cute of you.
>>719146222
I can understand that, yeah. I don't know who owns the house my grandma used to live in, but I'm sure it's not ours anymore.
I was gonna stop by there during my roadtrip this summer, but now I have better plans! I'm sure I'll get there soon, though.
>>719146337
>non ironically
REEEEEEE ITS UNIRONICALLY YOU FAGGOT.
>>719146220
Nope. 11 am
>>719146222
Trips confirm I should be too
>>719146105
what? WHAT?
>>719146347
Not as cute as you are.
>>719146347
I'm going to kill you.
>>719146422
That's my favorite Chara pic. Did you sleep well?
>>719146222
Well, those trips don't li,e you turbo faggo- oh wait, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A TURBO IS!
>>719146347
>She thinks she's not dating a fuccboi
>>719146422
Nooooooothin m8. Nothin at all.
>>719146498
>she
Are you implying there's girls on the internet?
I've got news for you then...
>>719145745
Only if they intrude. I may make the command word reißen
>>719145886
Also, requesting sauce on that.
>>719146114
Good to hear.
>>719146176
You know you don't have to hold back, just let it out~.
>>719146213
Yeah, if you're a pussy.
>>719146591
Yes. Yes I am. I have met this girl irl you twat.
>>719146326
Eh, I might just be a tranny but I think it counts.
>>719146347
Your plans for the summer sound far far better, to be honest. Might have to make some myself, if I can afford to.
>>719146422
Gotta be loving but savage.
>>719146429
Wow calm down buddy.
>>719146498
Hey, I'm your turbo faggot. And I want to learn, alright? I'll learn every fucking thing about this kind of stuff if it makes you happy!
>>719146422
Nope~ We went over this, remember? You lost that contest!
>>719146498
Nah, Chara's a super cute girlfriend!
I gotta apologize again for not hearing when you asked me to start the car, though, and Dischording them..
>>719146643
>girl
>implying traps are girls
You and your trap buddies are mentally ill.
>>719146615
I dont know my self control is very important to me
>>719146602
Why are Aussies so violent...
>>719146698
>tranny
>doesn't get surgery
Yeah nah man.
Your a trap.
If you have a dick, you're a guy.
>>719146799
Come on buddy, try harder next time. This is so low effort it hurts.
>>719146698
Oh, I agree! It should be fun.
But, they might get cancelled because of money, so we'll see how it ends up.
Ayy, if you do end up over here, I got a set of bronze dice I'm way too proud of, so we should meet up and play something.
>6'6" 290lb male wore a wig and into an charlotte, north carolina bathroom claiming to be "transgender" and raped a 17-year-old girl
It begins.
>>719146698
It would, very much. But don't learn it all if you yourself ain't interested in it!
>>719146704
Cute or not, still a fuccboi!
And it's kk, that was what I assumed it was. Kinda cute tbh.
>>719146729
WOW I AM NOT MENTALLY ILL DUBYA TEA EFF!
>As if I really care
>>719146784
Because we're violent criminals.
>>719147082
This isn't your diary, nerd
>>719146932
What does he mean by this?
I'm not baiting anybody?
I'm just saying that you're a fag and if you think crossdressing means you're a girl then you have low intelligence as well.
>>719147089
>trying this hard to be funny
Just give up.
You're not a women. You're just a lesser man.
>>719146766
I understand, that's a good thing. But you gotta let loose a little once in a while, ya know.
>>719147120
Nooo, you are the descendants of violent criminals. Wait, does violent tendencies get passed down to children?
>>719147162
I don't own a diary.
>anymore
;-;
>>719147082
Source~?
>>719147089
I think you're just projecting onto Chara~
The important thing is we got it done!
>>719147040
If they get cancelled because of money then it'll be unfortunate, but I have no doubt the two of you together can make it work.
Hey, I think we already spoke about meeting up. It'd be fun.
>>719147089
I'm interested in what you're interested in! As long as you'll help me learn...
>>719147217
No, I think that taking hormones for a decent period of time does. I thing a diagnosis of gender dysphoria does. But this just sounds like low-tier bait to me so I'm not even finding it funny.
>>719147375
You really think liberal media isn't covering it up?
>>719147274
I do but some things are rather uncomfortable and hard to approach
>>719147409
Yeah, it shouldn't be difficult. I'd be surprised if it did get cancelled, to be honest.
Did we? My memory is pretty bad, I'm sorry.
>>719147456
>1016+1
>Honestly believing this
You don't even have a white-text-on-black-background basement-dweller conspiracy theory site to back you up?
>>719147217
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>719147375
Why's that?!
Ya, and now you don't have input lag on a MECHANICAL DEVICE!
I still just can't wrap my head around that...
>>719147409
You better believe I will! First thing you need to know: Oil is important, and Doritos are best engine.
>>719147277
Whatever happened to it?
>>719147456
You've really changed your tone, haven't you?
>>719147611
Yep, just gotta have hope!
Yeah, I think it was just a "hey, we should meet up" though.
>>719147655
I mean, what kind of idiot would forget the first one?
>>719147611
Rape is a serious thing, I hope it's not true either.
>>719147696
Too many bad memories so I burned it.
>>719147717
Nope.
>>719147696
>
>>719147717
What kind of idiot indeed...
>>719147655
Because you think she's a fuccboi!
Are gas pedals full-mech? That's kinda interesting.
Back when I used to vape, I had a full-mech boxmod.
>>719147717
And you do too!
My mistake, sorry!!
>>719147765
You presented it as hard fact, though. Do you have a reason you thought that? Even with specific numbers and everything?
>>719147512
I understand. I'm a pretty patient person, so i can wait for when the time is right and you're comfortable enough.
>>719147902
well I dont know if i will. It feels a bit shameful to go too far into it
>>719147835
>
>>719147765
Oh, that's a far more serious answer than I was expecting...
Hope few of those memories have persisted
>>719147899
She is!
Well, older ones. Newer ones are electric sensors and just.... bleh, they numb the driving experience, and it's one more thing to easily go wrong that'll be pricey to fix.
>>719148098
>
>>719147899
It's in the Charlotte police records, I don't know why a liberal city like Charlotte would cover something like this up. I mean, I'm all for gender equality, but when it comes to rape this is ridiculous.
>>719148098
Yeah I spent a lot of money on that book too...
>>719147765
Sounds it a little. Far less upbeat.
>>719147835
It's not like we'd know one, right?
>>719147899
Oh, the way we've been talking I have hope for more than that.
Nah, I think it just came up in casual conversation. Nothing major.
>>719148146
>Well, older ones. Newer ones are electric sensors and just....
Please don't start me off on this again...
>>719144878
>>719145131
>>719147975
decent
>>719144635
>>719144706
>>719144723
>>719145191
>>719145356
>>719145077
mediocre
>>719144626
>>719145270
>>719145332
bad
>>719144534
>>719144656
>>719144848
>>719145451
actual trash
>>719144747
can't get much worse than this
>>719148264
I can't find a link
>still looking for it now
>>719148325
I like it so yeah
>>719148325
Subjective!
>>719148069
I know. I just don't want to push it too much and have things go bad or something.
>>719148146
Says the fuccboi..
I dunno, an electric one sounds kinda nice. But I'll take your word for it!
>>719148243
And how did you manage to see the Charlotte police records?
>>719148264
Oh? You'll have to be more specific, Makoto was only vauge.
Okay! Well, I'll hold you to it now!
>>719148429
Dont worry about that. I dont think you will ever go that far.
>>719148454
nice try FBI
No, i'm kidding, my brother in law is a cop in charlotte.
>talking to him on FB now
>>719148325
> mediocre
Eh i'll accept it.
>>719148146
I don't have any more for Patchouli :(
>>719148243
Was it one of those fancy Moleskines?
>>719148325
ur waifu a shit
>>719148350
If you can't find a link, maybe it doesn't exist.
>>719148454
>I dunno, an electric one sounds kinda nice.
Legit triggered right now.
I'm not saying anything! If Mako wants to tell you she's welcome to though.
>>719148551
(X) Doubt
>>719148264
Not at all, certainly no one in here.
Oh yes, drive by wire. Not really "new" tech, but becoming MUCH more frequent as of late.
>>719148325
Well fuuuuuuuck you too!
>>719148454
I am not a fuccboi!
Think of it like this. You're driving along, and suddenly your car starts slowing down, no matter how much you press the gas. Now you HAVE to get towed to a shop, and charged $500+ to get it fixed.
In comparison, the type my car has, cable snaps, same deal. However, I get it towed home, I replace the wire, and I'm good for maybe $20-$30. Or I can have the mechanic replace it for $100 tops.
>>719148633
RIP
>>719148633
It had an oak wood cover with genuine cow leather, red wood paper sheets with gold on it, it looked really nice.
It was heavy too so I didn't like taking with me to school.
>>719148681
Yeah, you're probably, I hope it's not true.
>>719148684
I understand.
>>719148882
probably right*
i want to watch someone fuck my waifu
>>719148539
Still, i can't help but worry a little. It would be a stupid thing to drive you away over.
>>719148681
What's so bad about an electric one?
Well then!
>>719148763
I'll agree, if you maybe go into more detail about what me and Anya are discussing.
And not about the electric pedals.
Well, that does sound pretty bad. Is money the only reason though?
>>719148882
Please let me know if you do find a source, though~
>>719147277
Maybe. I have a dogger army on the Minecraft server
>>719149079
Sick pervert.
>>719149120
What are you implying?
>>719148945
Really you do not need to worry. I like you and im not going to stop talking to you because you say something. Its really just me not being comfortable with the things i like
>>719148763
I mean, why would someone in here ever neglect their car that much?
I fucking hate electronic stuff...
>>719148882
Even if it was, it's not like it isn't a shitty person trying to use a minority's rights as a platform to do shitty things. A platform that won't work, I must add, because it doesn't diminish the severity of the crime.
>>719149079
It's not the same. Like, the feel wouldn't be the same. Plus, electronics are a lot more difficult to fix and often just need to be teplaced, making it more expensive.
>>719148882
:(
Why would you take a diary to school in the first place though?
>>719149277
I don't know but after this I don't think there should be same sex bathrooms anymore.
>>719149321
My mom loved to go through my stuff when I was at school.
>>719149079
Meeting up to play your version of Dungeons and Dickheads!
C'mon, my reading comprehension isn't that shit!
That, and general ease and reliability. Plus, with electric, you don't feel the road through the pedal. It's a numb driving experience. I shouldn't have to explain why I would dislike that.
>>719149277
The reasons are beyond me.
The irony still cracks me up.
>>719149171
For wanting to keep informed?
>>719149277
I guess I can understand that. And I could definitely see it if you're into cars and can actually fix your own stuff.
>>719149413
Yeeee! I will start us off by giving one of you the rulebook and one the skillbook and seeing how much you can retain, because I need playtesters who haven't been playing it for the full three years of dev time.
But, no! With the plans for the future! And hope and stuff!
Yeah that seems like it wouldn't be your thing.
>Picturing you driving a Prius or a Tesla and REEing about the lack of engine noises and power
>>719149401
I mean, some countries only have gender-neutral bathrooms, if I remember right. Then there are places like here where the rights of a trans person to use a bathroom that matches their gender identity are protected and we've had little to no issues. I'm a strong supporter of single stall bathrooms anyway, much more pleasant.
>>719149413
It just blows my mind that someone would let it get that bad...
What irony?
>>719149255
I see, that's a relief.
>>719149587
>Just realized I'm being indirectly mocked for my oil
>>719149575
Oh I thought you were into that rape stuff, never mind.
>>719149587
In America we have a mixture of cultures that people refuse to respect. That's why everyone has guns.
A Muslim man would go into your bathroom and bless you with his seed.
>>719149661
yes so is there anything you like?
>>719149575
I'm not even that into cars yet, I just believe that it's good to be able to fix your own things.
>Mako driving a Tesla
If she ever did, I'd leave her.
>>719149694
Took you long enough.
>>719149732
You think Britain isn't the same, aside from the guns?
We have laws for this kind of thing. Rape is rape, and if you really think that not being allowed to go in a bathroom would stop a rapist from doing that then you're seriously fucking dumb.
I need pics of qt anime girls saying normies get out
Also need some with 3d women are not important
>>719146481
Yeah, thanks. even overslept
>>719146498
Liar
>>719146615
What about you?
>>719146698
Noted
>>719146704
Forget it, I'm not accepting the results
>>719149575
Uhhhh, nope. Haven't seen too much of that. I assume meeting up and doing stuff is the topic somehow though.
I mean, my car doesn't even have a lot of power as it is. And I wouldn't mind a quieter car, believe it or not. I care that the car is fun, and even a Prius can be MADE fun. But stock... ya, I'll be fucking REEEEEEEing to no end.
>>719149587
Who would even.
You being so involved with computers and saying stuff like that. I get it, but it's funny to me.
>>719149694
Bravo, now we can make fun that it took you a good 8 posts to see it.
>>719149841
The only reason I would drive a Tesla is to do sik fucking burnouts. The torque on those things are insane, but they're just not fun to drive. Waaaaay too heavy, worse than muscle cars even!
>>719149923
Nuh uh!
>>719149841
D-don't talk dirty to me like that..!
And yeah you're right.
>>719149916
Sorry, I don't have any.
>>719149923
That's good! and 5hrs of sleep isn't oversleeping lol
>>719149999
THESE AREN'T 7S!
>>719150034
But they are quads, thanks m8.
>>719149999
those lying quads
>>719150017
it was 5 hours 30 minutes. I wanted to get up at 9 am
>>719149753
I kind of like being told what to do.
>>719149923
I'm doing pretty good.
>>719149999
Damn Makoto, save some 9's for the rest of us.
>>719150161
Why don't you go to bed at 10PM like normal people?
>>719149209
That I like dogger and may be a megalovaniac.
>>719149732
Ew. God no.
>>719149841
I can certainly understand that. It's a good way to live!
I don't usually read people's messages to other persons! I just read the ones directed at me!
>>719149923
Then you'll need to try twice as hard to win~
>>719149999
>Mocking me for being unobservant while pretending to be unobservant
You know perfectly well what I mean!
The dress!
Really? I thought you liked the dull roar. Something about power or whatever, I dunno.
>>719149999
>all those 9s
It still feels strange to say. Though I do sometimes wonder if I couldn't do some neat things if I could somehow make custom firmware for a self-driving car.
Yeah that's what I like to hear. Exactly the person I love.
>>719150017
Eh?
>>719150239
Your replies are so slow what are you busy with? You don't have to answer.
>>719150197
All my classes, lectures and exams at between 1pm and 4pm lasting until 7pm
I get home at 10pm when my class lasted until 7pm
>>719150178
That's lovely to hear. Anything planed?
>>719150249
To prove you're far more cuter than me? That doesn't work.
>>719150178
Like how far?
>>719150249
Your sinister emotes threw me off, sorry.
>>719150257
I understand your POV, but you have to know that allowing gender neutral bathrooms makes it so much easier to rape people. It's actually scaring me just thinking about it.
>>719150305
Ohhhh okay that makes sense.
How are you in school?
>>719150249
It's what I learned from building computers, I think. That and it's the only way I take after my dad that I'm happy with.
It's fun watching you try to get information out of Mako with the small little bit I've given you. I wonder if it'll work.
>>719150409
I feel like I'm below average. I passed 2 out of 3 exams barely.
>>719150472
I'm sorry to hear that. Will you be allowed to retake the exam?
>>719150305
Nope! To prove that you have stronger feelings for me than I do for you. (protip: You can't)
>>719150409
>Sinister emotes
She's smiling in most, and in the ones she's not, she's not hostile. Maybe with one exception.
>>719150415
I gotcha~ I sure wish I knew what the fuck was wrong with my computer right now.
I'm trying my best!!
>>719150161
>Implying!
>>719150178
No!
>>719150249
Ohhhhh. We even have a bit of a timeframe now.
Oh, no, the dull roar is just something I don't hear from my car. It's the engine braking at higher RPMs. And normally, I'm pedal to floor at all times, so I rarely hear it.
>>719150257
>Self driving
If you want to get into any kind of programming in cars, ECU tuning would be the shit to learn.
Honestly though, an old big block muscle car would be pretty kick ass for a cross country trip. Plus, kinda always wanted one since I was a kid.
>>719149916
>inb4rage
>>719149916
>>719150576
>>719150570
I meant your emoticons, not your pictures~
>>719150305
I gotta do some shopping later.
>>719150396
Not too far, like nothing degrading.
>>719150538
Course I am allowed to retake it. It just sucks
>>719150570
Well...that's pretty hard to prove you know...
>>719150572
>Vlad the Implyer
>>719150672
Just groceries or something out of the ordinary?
>>719150706
You'll do much better next time so no worries.
Maybe you shouldn't spent too much time here. These threads are really distracting sometimes.
>>719150572
Go on.
>pedal to the floor at all times
I knew you drove like an insane person, but damn.
>>719150662
I..didn't use any emoticons.
>>719150706
Yep! So you'll have to try pretty hard, or admit defeat~
>>719150840
You just did!
>>719150840
I think maybe your definition of emoticon and my definition are different.
>>719150672
ah. so you want someone to be in charge. That sounds like a strange position but may be worth trying
>>719150936
maybe...
>>719150804
Yeah, that's why I am here.
>>719150840
I mean, I'd love to ________ and _________ just to prove you that I love you more. And if that's not enough I'll __________ while ________ so you will enjoy your time with me.
>>719150285
Minecraft
>>719150409
Now I wasn't going to say anything, but I'm tired and this is boring the crap out of me. Did you always believe things this retarded, or are you just being a salty fuck right now?
What kind of a situation makes it easier to rape people? It's not like there aren't stall doors, or fucking locks on those doors.
>>719150570
I wish I could help, I've never done anything with liquid cooling though.
>>719150572
>Talking about it this easily
Oh, someone does seem happy about it I guess.
I'd be willing to try it, any kind of coding is interesting to me after all.
Really? I didn't know you'd be the type for that.
-Anya