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My name is Scott. No, you will not get my last name. Anyways,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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My name is Scott. No, you will not get my last name. Anyways, I've been lurking here for a few months. I know there's shit heads on here. But there's also some cool peeps as well. So here it goes.

>be me
>not a virgin
>but don't get laid much
>live in a small town
>tell people I own my own recording studio
>really it's just a room in my dads garage
>but I am good at playing a guitar
>I have friends, but I always seem to cycle through groups
>I'm not close to any of my friends
>girls won't date me
>but they'll date douche bags that look like shit and have no money
>I'm broke too
>live off my parents
>I try to act tough
>got beat up a few times
>spent my whole life learning karate
>didn't help

I'm just acting like I see others act. Am I trying too hard to be cool? Wtf. I could never say this to people in my home town. I can't afford to look like a pussy. Any advice?

That's me in the pic. I know I no model. But I think I look halfway decent.
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What's the make and model of your bike, Scott?
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>>719112178
It's not mine. I just had my pic taken on it. I figured it'd make me look like a badass.
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>>719111851
Dude, just go kys.
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>>719112310
That's your problem. You are too busy trying to be what you think people want you to be and not being yourself.

Just do whatever the fuck you want to do and things will fall into place. Stop trying to impress people.
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>>719113188
But if I don't impress people, then people will never respect me.
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>>719113514
You will never impress people being a poser douchebag attention whore.

I'm a nerd and I got a cutie nerd GF by being myself and finding somebody who was into the same stuff as me.

You will never make real friends putting on an act because as soon as they get to know you a little more they will see right through your act.
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>>719113932
Idk. You don't think that it could be I'm surrounded douche bags in a small town? I don't think I'm a poser. I just think I'm being me, and people can't handle it. But I could be wrong. I'll def consider what you wrote.
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>>719111851
You shouldn't post your pic and name.
Otherwise oldfag a like myself will find you out.

Scott Vanexcess
You like the pic? I got it off your FB. Kek
Also, that last name is fake af. No wonder people don't like you.
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>>719115375
WHAT THE FUCK?!? How do I delete this thread?!?? Isn't that illegal?
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>>719115375
Nigga calm tf down.
>>719115574
You're only going to make it worse by giving a reaction. Seriously though, be yourself.
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>>719115574
please let this not be bait
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>>719115574
Hope you like Pizza!
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>>719115744
But that's me man. Goodsm. It! I don't want people knowing I'm trying to get advice on from people I do t know. Fucking hell. Can the thread get deleted? Is that possible? Nice can I do that?
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>>719115924
Pizza? Why would you ask me that? And yes. Who doesn't like pizza. Why the weird question?
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>>719115948
Go download some child porn and then post that. The mods will delete the thread real quick.
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>>719115375
You fucking lier ,you started this thread and made a fake ass sauce just so you can use us to bully the guy pic ralated fuck off you new fag ,we are not your private army
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>>719116070
Because when people on 4chan figure out who somebody is they order 100 pizzas to their house, payment due in cash.

enjoy!
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>>719116089
No I didn't. Why the fuck would I do that to myself? Can someone please tell me how to delete this thread?
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That guy isn't you. You're pathetic. Truly.
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>>719116193
Kind of a shit prank. You could just say you didn't order it. Nobody orders that much pizza to their own house anyway. More of a dick move to the pizza place really.
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>>719116661
Uh ok?
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>>719115948
Honestly, yes you are a great looking guy and it seems like you have a grand personality to go with it. However, this is clearly the only place that you're actually willing to show it. I'm guessing because we're anonymous. Try and think of your town in the same sense. These people will eventually fade from your life and those that matter will remain. Why be loved for what you aren't when you can easily find a far greater fulfillment in life by simply being who you were created to be. Don't try, just do.
P.s. who gives a shit if it's your face? People post their ugly mugs all the time. The only difference is that they own that shit. You however are not taking too well to it and that's the exact response a bunch of sadistic virgins want.
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So what did Scott do to you, OP? Did he bully you because he's clearly cooler than you?
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>>719111851
>tell people I own my own recording studio
>really it's just a room in my dads garage
>I'm broke too
>live off my parents

You sound like my ex-husband. So clean up your fucking act man. Then you'll find a decent girl. You don't look bad but I wouldn't touch this situation with a 10 foot pole.
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I don't care about advice at this point. Will someone please tell me how to delete this thread. Please.
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>>719117210
You cannot. This is /b. You fucked yourself. Better hide now.
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>>719116846
Op wants to be scott ,cant blame the beta fuck , either scott stole ops gf or op wants to be whit scott gf either way op is a big faggot
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>>719117275
Come on man. There's got to be a way.
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>>719117423
Just wait it out. The thread will get deleted at some point. I was just fucking with you. You'll be fine.
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>>719113514
No. If you don't respect *yourself*, then people will never respect you.
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>>719113188

/thread
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>>719116089

this
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>>719115375
Kek
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>>719117698
>>719117362
>>719116661
>>719116089

Sorry /b/ros. But that's not true. He posted his first name! And his fucking profile pic!!!! Talk about ultra newfag. Kek. If I wanted to fuck with him, I just would've done it. I wouldn't have gone through all this. I'm too lazy for that shit.
Try and Samefag me. I'll prove I'm right.
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>>719118144
Also, check mah dubs!
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>>719118380
keke ya ok OP
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>>719118380
>being this new

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>719118596
also,
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>>719113188
actually legit advice
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>>719118472
Nope
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>>719118380
Reverse image search. Takes like a minute LOL
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>>719118790
This
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>>719119865
Use an app that specializes in FB reverse image searches.
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>>719111851
you sound like a dude who's trying too hard.
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>>719115375
> filename
> from facebook
You're a faggot. Go kill yourself. Not your personal army.
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>>719115375
>>719120794

But I might contact him and be sure to point out that whoever posted this recently had access to some of his electronic hardware and he should smash your face in.
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>>719120794
It is from FB. You dumbass. And personal army for what? I don't even know the dumbass. He shouldn't have posted so much info on here. It's his fault. So chill out. Kek
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>>719120956
Do it. Lol
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>>719118144
I've already told him how to figure out who you are and smash your face in. Good luck, faggot.
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>>719121288
What did he say?
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>>719118144
Sound like a summerfag to me, dude.
>Haha I'm so cool! I found this dude's facebook!
>Le kek! Xd
>What a le ultra newfag amirightguies? XD
God, just shut the fuck up already. Doxxing is easy, no one is going to pat your back for doing a reverse image search. Fucking newfags.
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>>719122260
Triggered.

Go back to bed baby. You're clearly grumpy tonight. Kek
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>>719116917
Post tots or gtfo
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>>719122478
>kek Xd
>Le triggered
>I doxxed him. Am I le oldfag yet guise?
Fuck, is this your first time here?
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>>719122558
Here ya go anon.
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>ape hangers
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>>719123207
Calm down, Nancy. I'm sure your life sucks, but release that anger somewhere else. K? Ok.
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>>719113514
How are you this dense, this has to be bait
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>>719123336
Woah dude, don't project your shitty life onto me. I'm not the one doxxing some dude asking for help in an attempt to gain the approval of strangers on the internet who will never know who you are anyways. :^)
How about you take that negative energy you gathered up from being bullied in highschool and move it to something positive instead? Heard fixing cars was cool.
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>get beat up
>learn karate
>it doesn't help
Imagine my surprise.
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>>719123848
Nice try. But way off. Next.
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>>719124337
>I-I wasn't b-bullied in high school!
Whatever helps you sleep at night my dude. Pretty sure denial is somewhere in the stages of grief.
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>>719124507
It's cute watching you try so hard, and be so far off. Lol
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>>719124764
There you go again with the denial, friend.

Wanna tell me about it? What did Chad do to you?
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>>719124821
Chad? What? That doesn't even make sense. Please, keep the stupid coming. My fucking sides. Lmao
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>>719125376
>Claims to be an oldfag
>Doesn't know what a Chad is
>Uses Kek unironically
It's alright to be a newfag, dude. You're anon here, no one can tell who you are.

And it's OK to be bullied too, just learn from it, you know?
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>>719125376
Not me.

>>719125772
I know who Chad is. You're getting trolled bad at this point.
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>>719111851
Ayyyy. Fellow small town biker.
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>>719115375
>Otherwise oldfag a like myself will find you out.
hurr durr must be hard to reverse image search xD
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>>719127410
Jelly it wasn't you? Kek
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>>719126122
Sure you were dude.

It's OK to be a newfag. I don't judge. You should just get your frustration figured out. :)
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>>719126879
Cool Victory. Too bad they aren't worth anything now.
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>>719128965
Lol. Ok
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