So /b I found my moms dildos/vibrator and I decided trips gets

>>719075532
microwave them

Shit on them

>>719075532
Taste them

>>719075532
use them. duh

>>719075532
Cum on them and put them back where you found them

>>719075532
show us her panty drawer

>>719075532
smear hotsauce on them

>>719075532
Go find your mom and ask her which one she likes the best, then lick that one in front of her.

Cover them in the most conveniently available hot sauce. Let it dry and then wipe them off until they look normal. Spray some air freshener on them so they don't smell too offensive. Then put them back and wait.

use sriracha on them

>>719075532

insert them both in your ass at the same time

>>719075748
this.

also: put them somewhere else than where you found them. to confuse her

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>>719075532
Go to your closest neighbour, show him both dicks, tell him: "it's message from my mom. Come to my home at 9'pm". Videotape it and post here.

>>719075532
Hot sauce. Hot sauce? Hot sauce!

> my moms

>>719075868
>888 get

>>719075862
reroll

>>719075532
put chilli sauce on it

Use em

As before cum on them, put them back and hopefully you'll have a baby bro'

>>719075868
>999 get?

>>719075781
roll

>>719075532
Ask your mom which one is her favorite

>>719075673
Roll

Throw it in front of her at dinner

Record yourself licking and sucking them while you jerk yourself off.

Post on xvideos and then post xvideos link here.

>>719075862
second and last reroll.

>>719075988
Reroll

>>719075998
close

>>719076001
so. close.

cum on them and put them back elsewhere

your reading this your parents will die within 5 years to break the curse you must copy this to 5 pictures good luck. If you love your mom post this to 20 picture. One girl ignored this and her mom died 365 days later. Sorry I can't ignore this because I love my mom

>>719075868
>111 get!

>>719076044
>>719075988

Only dubs for me today

Deep throat them and post pic

Stick them up your ass while you jerk off and then lick everything. Pics

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>>719075868
By the power bestowed onto me, I triple this request.

Alright. Go get her phone and take a picture of you with the big dildo in your mouth. Set this photo to her phone as the default when you call her.

>>719076200
cum on them and place them somewhere else
>222 get

>>719076026
Rerolling for this.

I'm fucking horny.

lube em up and then wipe them off a little, tear a few pubes off and sprinkle librally and then smear the end of each one with a little bit of shit and then put them back somewhere near to, but not exactly where they were earlier

your mom will blame you or your dad

>>719075868
Gibbe me da trips for di Hot Sauce!

post pic of mom

>>719075532
Those are some old ass retro dildos, Antiques Roadshow stuff

>>719075868
this please

shove them in your ass fully

>>719075789
This goddamn it

Buy a third one and put them all where you took em.

>>719075868
How hard can this be, holy shit.
>444

use hot sauce as lube then insert in the pooper

give em back to her and film her reaction

>>719076422
This

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>>719075868

>>719076445
Fuck my life.
Also, roll for hot sauce.

>>719076026
This.

>>719076445
>445
kek

also rolling for hot sauce

>>719076445
RETARD ALERT

>>719076445

fail

write your name on them and put them back

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>>719076445
Really, 4chan?

Cum on em and don't clean it up, just put them back. Pics also

>>719075673
Rollololololol

>>719075868
Roll again for sauco hoto

so many dubs but no trips?

shove them up your ass, make a video and post it here, then put them back without cleaning

>>719076422
Reroll

show her panty drawer

>>719076707
reroll

>>719075868
Hot. Sauce.
>777 or I kill myself

>>719076777
wasted

>>719076777
lameee

>>719075868
>777
>hot sauce

>>719076777
FUCK OFF

see-throat the big one and use the small one in front of her

>>719076777
winrar !

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>>719076026
OK, this.

>>719076777
WINNAR

Put them in the fridge

make a vid of you suckin them, post it and show your mom

>>719075532
Rub jalapeños on them.

>>719076777
go die fucking faggot.

hot sauce!

>>719076784
Deliver, Anon!

>>719076707
roll

>>719076777
Fuck sake...

Op don't be a fag

>>888
Facetime Her while you start playing with them, post gif or webm

>>719076784
stream it

>>719076933
Roll trips & post hot sauce for url.

>>719075804
Fucking this

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This post ends in 111, and demands hot sauce!

Tell her that you want to play with her

deepthroat them...then stick them in ass

>>719075673
Roll

>>719076777
Wasted. Op will not delivar btw

>>719075532
>333
Hot sauce.

superglue one of them to your forehead

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>>719077251
OP will deliver the hot sauce!

>>719076777
fucking dumbass

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There's her panty drawer
Keep going

hot

out of my way nerds. Roll for hotsauce

>>719077404
and ask your mom to sit on your face

>>719077490
Piss in it!

>>719075532
Hot sauce, forgive me for I have failed you.
>disregard if 666, then hot sauce from hell

HOT!

>>719077558
roll

666
Sit on the Vibrator and cum in the piece. Post results in Webm

>>719076026
Rolling for this

Empty hotsauce in it

>>719077490
Cum in her panty drawer.

>>719077490
Get the knife hot af, and cut all of them. Post a pic, and then put it in her closet

quint time roll for hotsauce

Hot sauce on dildos

>>719077490
Masturbate on her dresser

>>719077695
Rolling for this

write "i love you mom" with a permanent marker on them and put'em back in the drower.

>>719077777
Holy shit!

Shit in her panty drawer

Leave them on the dining room table with a note that says "if you want the real thing, I'll be in my room"

>>719077777
Oof

>>719077490
Op is a faggot, but cool faggot. Also hot sauce in it.

>>719077777
OH MY GOD

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>>719077777

>>719076026
This please

>>719077777

Nice Quints you have there

>>719077777
I shall build a church in your name, herald of the hot sauce.

microwave it for 20 minutes

wrap every single pair of panties/lingerie as tightly and securely as you can around it, leave a spot where you can reach the switch, turn it on right when she's about to get home.
She'll have no other choice but to fuck you now.

>>719077833
*into and reroll

Show pics of your mom.

Shit on them and leave it

Write nigga on them with a sharpie

>>719077777
GET THE HOT SAUCE

>>719077777
oo la la

show me what bed covers your mum has.

shove it up your butt fggt

Time to deliver OP. chop chop

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>>719077777

>>719077777 A WINRAR IS YOU

Draw a face on em

>>719077777
omfg eveb hitler would be proud

>>719077865
THIS!

Piss in the drawer

>>719077962
Get the hot sauce, nigguh

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>>719078000
hot sauce and in ass

>719077777
Sadly, this does not count.
Also, posted in this thread to find out who posted quints, and found them there.
Reply to this message if you are the same.
If it ends with a 7 then adding up two sevens from the quints we get two sets of triple sevens, and I demand a fucking hot sause!

>>719077777
checked

>>719078000
We have a winner boys

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>>719077777

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>>719077777
WITNESSED

>>719077962
THIS

Put them back where you found them, and forget about the whole thing.

>>719075532
Break a window with it

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>>719075610
this

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>>719077777

>>719078098
Do you think this is a fucking game?

Where is the hot sauce ass pic??

>>719078098
nigger

Put the dildo into the fridge and ask your mom for a drink.

>>719075532
Me think You should contact a shrink to work on your traumatic experience...
...btw. is your mother single ? I need a good fuck.

>>719078333
son of a BITCH

>>719078000
I want to see them up your butt

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>>719077777
jesus christ...

>>719077777
do it

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>>719077777

>>719077777
WA t^

SUCK THEM INFRONT OF YOUR MOM AND SAY YOU LOVE THE TASTE. POST PICS TO PROVE

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There

Put them both up your butt at the same time, take pics, send them to your mom, screenshot the conversation for us

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>>719078650

deepthroat + photo

>>719078650
Oooo nice ;3

>>719078650
Faggot

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>>719078650
Jesus fuck

>>719078650
aaand the other one, the big one

>>719078650
Is there any poop on the sex stick?

dip in ghost pepper sauce, let sit for at least an hour and then wipe it off with a dry paper towel then put back immediately

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>>719077777
Let's go OP

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>>719078650
Don't wash it. I want your mom to get an infection in her pussy because she fucked her greasy cunt with her son's fecal matter covered dildo.

Today, OP was a cool guy

>>719078650
no webm with you putting on hot sauce first.
fake

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>>719077777

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Purchase a lovely cloisonneé glass orb or a lamp from a second hand store.
Tell your mother and whole family that you looked up how much it might be worth and that the internet, Christies, or some such said it was Quite Collectible and definitely Valuable. Refuse to tell them the value and say you don't want to ruin the suprise. Travel with her and as many family members as possible to the nearest antiques roadshow. Wrap it well and hide the orb or lamp so that your fam won't peek at it while waiting for the trip.

On the moment of leaving for the trip, whilst everyone is already in the car, nip back into the house and secure the sex toys into the same box, and seal it up again. Make sure you don't let them peek.

When you open the box to reveal the lamp and/or orb or whatever make sure your family is all around you. Proclaim you have Several Antiques that you wish verified and evaluated.
In a single swift motion after breaking the seal on the box, withdraw both toys and ask how much these fancy fanny diddleeedoobum ticklepinch auntie sparklers are worth.

>>719078650
Spiderman kiss your mom with this dildo in your mouth when she comes home

>>719078650
op delivered. Proud

>>719075532
Those are such "Mom" looking dildos, like cheap and probably from a shitty sex store, not at all like the quality dog dildos we can order custom made online

>>719078650
Now lets find out who this faggot is and send the picture to his mom

>>719078650
What about the other one?

OP Send mom pics

>>719078859
Plot twist.
> These aren't his moms dildos and are in fact ones he's bought.
> He was waiting for someone to ask him to put them up his arse because he's a faggot.

>>719078650
Today op WAS a giant faggot..

>>719078936
ROLL

>>719078968
Who let this fag into this thread?

>>719077490
OP is a faggot, HOT SAUCE DONT IGNORE THE FIRST WINRAR

>>719078635
Rolll

put them back but write a letter to your mom that says. You have terrible taste in vibrators. I will be making a purchase for a Bad Dragon as an early mothers day gift.

- love your son anon

>>719079050
I fucking knew it!

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>>719078650
any hotsauce on it?

>>719075532
Tape it to your forehead and scare you mom

>>719079144
He said first trips you nigger retard, not quints

replace with bible instead and a note that says shame on you, may god have mercy on you mother

Cum on them

>>719078635
Rolllll

>>719079186
It's pretty obvious but some of he more autistic anons actually believe this cuck.

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>>719079056
>both a fag and not a fag
To be a fag or not to be a fag, that is the question..

>>719079320
I knew all along op was a giant faggot

take a new picture of yourself winking at camera, place in front of vibrators with note that says "Ill do what these wont for you"

I am sorry all but my family doesent have hot sauce I will try to find some soon

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>>719077777
Yeeeees

>>719079378
Quantum Faggot

>>719075723
this.

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find the lube and spice it with hotsauce
stir to minimal vision

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>>719078936
Roll for PBS ratings boost

>>719079451
roll

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>>719078650

>>719079298
reroll

>>719079451
rolll

>>719079482
Rolling for this, we need a spicy meatball

buy small safe, put them in safe and tell mother its for her own good

>>719079508
More?

put them back, leave not that says DOES DAD KNOW ABOUT THIS?!

Suck the dildo you just stuck in your ass with out cleaning it, youre a giant faggot anyway

Put them back where you found them and pretend this never happened

Roll for right, I found this. On dildo with sharpie and leave there.

>>719075532
Stick them up your ass

leave note says, Mom I just used these...very nice, I especially like the big veiny cock

is op dead after being fucked in the ass?

>>719079883
Roll for this

>>719080010
Nearly 0000

>>719080107
Ded thred

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>>719075868
please this

hot sauce on dildo

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Rent a message sign to advertise a garage sale.

Place this gif on it.

Extra Fancy Ticklepinch Auntie Sparklers for sale.

100% chance OP is a cross dressing faggot and those are his own dildos/panties

>>719080361
Roll for dis

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>>719079802
Plenty more
I'll open a Vola

Just a minute I was creating a gif
Of the Auntie Sparklers

>>719075532
take the bigger dildo on a date to a nice restaurant and if someone complains go SJW on them about trans-object love

Also shove the little one up your ass

Use them.

Put them back where you found them and go clean your room faggot.

>>719080552
This

>>719080552
bumping

>>719080552
Rolling for this

>>719080361
You actually gone through the effort

>>719077777
>>719078000
rolling for a rerun with the mix

>>719080552
roll and do a stream

>>719080552
be sure to deliver OP

>>719080552
We need this one

>>719080552
fucking trips

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/r/9pwpqr5r
Volatile.io

VolaFILE numnuts!!!
Not Tile

>>719080552
rolling in style

>>719080552
someone please make this come true

write with centropen marker "yours sincerely (your name)

>>719080552
FUcking kekemus

>>719080689
I did go to the effort to create semi OC

My own adult daughter bought a set of buttplugs.

Yummy- apparently she uses them in her pussy.
Yay me, panties AND toys to lick n sniff

>>719081000
Winrar!!

>>719075532
Dress up like a girl, put them in your butt, take pictures and post them here.

>>719080857
explen volafile

>>719081000
winrar