How long has it been since you've gotten laid, anon?

>>719070116
never

>>719070116
Never

>>719070116
never

three days, have a steady girlfriend tho.

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>>719070116
10 hours

Week and a half or so.

Unless you count the government then I GET FUCKED DAILY AMIRITE

Never. Or 29 years.

>>719070116
a couple weeeks. been doing that whole get out of a 3 year relationship and still fuck my ex from time to time bullshit. worst decision ever. always regret it and get left with confused emotions

six years, three months, two weeks

>>719070116
never
22 years old

>>719070116
since christmas

This morning. So like 12 hours.
Before current girl it was like 8 months tho.

>>719070116

Unable to calculate time delta from null argument.

>>719070116
almost two years.. I think I'll go visit a hooker soon

4 years

>>719070524
kek

>>719070116
>No taxes: Lifetime
>Taxes: yesterday

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>>719070524
Military-fag
also been about 3 weeks

>>719070116
year and a half. :(((

>>719070116
Since 35 years ago

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>all theses nevers
Never

About a half hour.

>>719070686

go find an airman or something

Never

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I think I'm coming up on 5 years now. Can't comfortably have sex without a good connection and commitment, and with that being uncommon as well as living out far from society in a rural area makes it really not feasible.
Good thing is I've had a great sex life before my last relationship ended somewhere around 22-23, so at least I know what to expect and not have it on a pedestal or worry about it.

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>>719070819
Kek if I was on an airbase then those girls are easy as fuck. To bad army chicks are like a 3/10 or below.

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>>719070116
been about a year

about 3 years or more.....................................................fuuuuc

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>>719070191
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>>719070116
Never
>25 year old never held hands, dated and a kissless virginfag

I literally forgot that people have sex
thanks for reminding

never

>>719070945

just put a bag over her head. They make up for looking like shit by being great at the fuck.

>>719070116
6 hours. It's torture. Tonight can't come fast enough.

>>719070576
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>>719071023

these feel the bads the most. once you exit a steady relationship getting laid frequently is impossible

1 year here and it feels fucking bad. i wake up everyday wanting to smash

>>719071062
That's rough man.
Get your shit together.

>>719071054
oh, I'm also 30

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>>719071138
Its too bad our unit has the highest STD rating in the whole damn army

>>719071187
I know the feel, 1 1/2 years for me. Fucking sucks, can't pick up chicks for shit. Only sex I'll ever get is from a prostitute now.

>>719071062
Same. At that point I think I would tell a girl that she'd better choose someone else.

>>719071370

the fuck, dude. Well, I dunno then. Mattis guide thy dick.

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>>719071541
Getting out in a few months, so I can only worry about that jap pussy soon.

January last year so, exactly a year.

About a month, but I'm hoping to fix that this week

>>719070116
Couple weeks,
Just started dating new girl this weekend.
She's a virgin.
Will probably be a while.

>>719071538
I don't expect any sane girl to ever want a relationship with me.

>>719071637

swear to god, I hear about some shithead doing a stupid in Japan and I'm going to find you and beat you with whats left of Japans dignity. Shit's bad enough as it is.

>>719070116
atleast since june so its been awhile

>>719071753
Insane girls can be cute and persistent though.

about a year and a half, she was awesome but crazy as fuck

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sex is soooo overrated, it's more like additional work and it's aaaaaalll about the girl

just get a fleshlight/onahole/onahip, you can fuck that whenever you want without the fucking nagging and that fucking female brain who always wants emotional support, attention, a conversation, blablablayadayada

girls fucking suck, forget about these fucking bitches

>>719070116
About 10 years.

>>719070116
long time the puss comes in spells

>>719070116
2 days

>>719071851

If you don't plan to marry, find a crazy one and get weird. You'll regret it but fuck it, why not?

>>719071873
Soomebooody isn't very attractive. :)

>>719071873
someone got their heartbroken

also what the fuck is that smegma on your finger? no wonder chicks don't want you to go near their pussy?

19 years

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>>719071772
Yep, heard about that while I was stationed in korea. Damn jar-heads fucked that up for us.

>>719071953
>find a girl
Does not compute.

2 days 17 yr old

>>719070116
about 12 hours ago

just waiting on the girl to get done with work and then i'll probally go fuck her again

>>719070565
It's like hitting snooze over and over. . . only makes getting up worse. Not judging, can't help but do that shit sometimes.

>>719070116
a week and 2 days
>>719072032
no need to make it real, the feels are real enough

>>719072032

I can't get into the east asian thing anyway. Too whiny, and they all look like children. Or horses. It's fuckin' weird.

>>719071385
same boat as you m8 feels extra bad for me though because i'm in uni kek

when you're in a relationship you have so much confidence it's hard imagining not being able to pick chicks up

>>719070116
>10 years, am 37

>>719072103
Get out more.
It's like the lottery, if you don't play you certainly wont win.
Gotta get out there and be your best every time.

>>719072004
>>719072013

lol, you think that's me on that picture, you're cute.

onahips/fleshlights feel better than pussy dudes... they are way more tighter

>>719070565
don't do it bro. you gotta distance yourself

>>719070116
>May or June 2014
about 2 years and 8 months

>no interest in casual sex
>depressed and don't want to deal with the bullshit that is women

>>719070116
four months

>>719070116
26 years

>>719072105
>17 yr old
You gotta be 18 to post here, bro.

>>719072325
sales rep for fleshlight targeting /b/tards
>Actually would have been a solid idea 4-5 years ago but the cancer has spread a lot on here

>>719072325
Man, you're one dumb cunt, you know that?
I'd take any dilapidated old cunt riding my dick over a cold inanimate pussy any day.

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22 years
im 22

so, never

killed 2 Afghani's though .. os .. i guess thats that

1 day

4+ years at this point. shit sucks

2008. Had a blowjob in 2009.

Been two years for me.

>>719072416
same but i can't tell if depressed at breakup with girl still after 2 years or if depressed cause i haven't gotten laid since then

almost 3 years

>>719070116
roughly 4 months

You guys needa chill out, i was a virgin till 19 then got herpes at 22 lmfao


be careful lol

Never ever

>>719070116
like two days

>>719070116
never for ever and ever

Though I frequent porn often, I've never felt casing pussy is much worth my effort.

About 5 months, but my few partners have never been inspiring enough to make me look for more afterwards. To me, it's kinda like "meh, I have other priorities (though they aren't exactly much better than not fucking)"

Go ahead find flaws in my logic, I know there's gotta be some.

Mid 2013...

Then the closest I got was 2014 when a girl I went on a date with. We went to a park and dry humped/kissed for half an hour. She had amazing legs but wouldn't put out. She later admitted she just wanted a free nice meal.

That's the last time I felt the touch of a woman's soft/smooth skin. Browsing FB/IG fap threads makes my urge to rape intensify.

>>719070116
Never

>/thread

>>719070116
Five years.

>>719070116
32 years

22 years aka never

>>719070116
>>719070116

How long ago was Friday the 13th?

Almost 7 years

>>719070116
12 hours ish :)

yesterday :| no condom came inside her. #justfiancethings

>>719070116
Never because looking half decent and having above-average intelligence doesn't make up for being introverted. I mean, I could get a fatty or a trashy girl in bed but what's the point if I don't enjoy it?

Almost 5 years.

>>719073217
i can't wait for that game to come out.

Longest I've gone without sex since I started (about 10 years ago) is one month. Idk how you guys do it.

>>719073337
eww you disgust me

>>719073339
MY NIGGA. Dont want pussy less its good pussy

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Does this make you want to rape women?

>>719073337
#justeveryonewhoisonthepillthings

>>719073673
Feels good man

>>719073419
word man i gotta get laid on the regular that shit is too important to a man's health.

4 days

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Over a year, got a BJ a few months ago

>>719070116
6 days. My ex before she finally moved out. And a couple days before that some chick i got to know during the holidays back in my hometown

About 2 hours ago...woke up with a ranging boner...rolled outta bet to let the damn dogs out. Wife saw it, by the time I got back I to bed...she was naked on her side with her ass facing me. Slid behind her, got my tip wet and slipped it slowly inside her. After pumping it deep inside her for a few minutes she rolls onto her back with me still inside, spread her legs for me as I reached around and rubbed her engorged clit. Within minutes we were both cumming hard.

>>719070116
About a day

2 years

22.5 years

>>719070116
first day of this year. i figure im good for the rest of the year now.

>>719072555
I'm fucking a 17 year old you faggot

>>719070116
About a year probably

>>719074426
MODS

RIP kid

2016 new years

>>719073104
You know if you work out and have a job there is nothing stopping you from dating

I'm married but it has been 6 weeks and my wife has waxed her pussy since then. Is she cheating on me?

>>719074529
Legal in my state nigger

Never

>0..01 millaseconds ago

>>719074588
If you're insecure enough to think she might be just because she got waxed, then probably.
Stop being a beta cuck and fucking figure it out.

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>>719070116
a week

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Last night with these two

>>719070116
over a fucking year holy shit

>>719074962
explain how that works.

>>719074962
nice, moar

>>719074868
But why else would she wax her pussy if she didn't want someone to see it?

>>719074595
damn nigga if only you could read.

"Global Rules
You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law.
You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18."

>>719073419
>>719073770
Introverts are bad at being social because all social norms are determined by extroverts. This leads to men with the social skill of a child who can't get laid because they don't know how. Not even all the books in the world can teach them how to get laid because the instructions are always written for extroverts who have the mental capacity to talk to many people in a day. Gaining friends is a slow and arduous process for introverts, and by the time you open up to her you find out she likes women. This has happened to me three times. I would nofap but there's no point when I'm just as asocial with blueballs as I am when I choke the chicken. Fuck my brain and it's broken rewards pathway.

>>719074962

i'd rather cut my dick off and feed it to a fucking dog than fuck these ugly skanks

>>719075025
I think the kids call it a threes omega these days.

>>719075227
Cool story bro

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Why do girls make getting sex so difficult

19 years and counting
(19 years 6 months)

>>719075127
you're a huge retard

stop ruining this thread

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>>719075050

>>719071187
No, being a khv is worse, you tucking normie
Off yourself this is a virgin only board

>>719075367
Because evolution. Richard Dawkins can tell you all about it.

>>719075389
it all makes sense now

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>>719075389
keep going

>>719070116
Never

>>719070116
never

>>719070116
your reading this your parents will die within 5 years to break the curse you must copy this to 5 pictures good luck. If you love your mom post this to 20 picture. One girl ignored this and her mom died 365 days later. Sorry I can't ignore this because I love my mom

>>719070116
Little over 2 years

>>719070116

5 hours. Live with GF.

>>719075776
>parents have an expensive life insurance policy
No thanks, anon. Although I don't want to lose my parents the money is enough to stop me from doing this bullshit.

>>719070116
never

Fucked wife twice yesterday. Going to Fuck a coworker tonight with wife's permission. Life is awesome.

Never have, turned 30 last October. Not even sure I care anymore..

>>719070116
this morning. before that, yesterday

>>719070116
2 weeks

>>719070116

less than a week.

but the last time i enjoyed it was about 1996.

fuck my life.

>>719070116
6 hours, live with my gf

>>719072940
Herpes is for life, bro.

>>719073930
That's good to know

17 years.

>>719075776
Go fuck yo self

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27

never

:^(

>>719073930
Isn't that the best way to wake up? Makes all the nagging and insanity that comes with being married almost worth it...to have a gorgeous woman in your bed to wake up to and slide your morning wood into. Almost every weekend I wake up with my cock in my wife's mouth or I wake her up by shoving myself inside of her (after lubing up of course)

>>719076670
Yeah it is haha, I'm not going to spread it tho, the chick lied to me anyways


Still my fault

never

>>719072940
rip
ive had sex with like 35 girls and worst i got was a lip cold sore and a mycoplasma infection.
lucky as fuck, way more into gf> hookups now. take things lot slower. get checked too

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6 hours. Still horny as a mofo.

>>719070594
19 years. I feel.

>>719070116
13 months and it isn't likely that this will change for another 9 month minimum. So fucking sad.

>>719077900
this is me. 21 in uni too.

>>719077993
I'm 21 too but on a 12 months internship. In a small town currently not much option. Back in uni September.

>>719070116
19 hours, but my gf won't be available again until friday

feels like shit

8-9 years.

some days are harder than others, but then i have a fap and the desire to have a gf goes right away.

>>719077628
meh not really rip, i can find chicks with it already


plus i got genital so nobody will see that shit on my face

i just exercise and smoke weed lol

does suck ass though, I've had it for like 2 years and still no outbreak

Last night/this early morning. Glad I married a hot wife!

>>719070116
A year ago with my ex gf (she was already my ex), but a few weeks ago she texted me to be fuckbuddies so wish me luck b

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>>719075205
>tfw I realize this is me
almost 2 years dry spell now. what do?

>>719072555
Reported to the mods. Enjoy ur ban

About two hours ago. Sucked my wife's tits and went to pound town.

>>719074426
MODS!!!