Jellyfish are superior to crabs >can live forever unless

true!

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crab can grab

Why are you reddit cucks suddenly posting crabs and coconuts on our board gtfo

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Crabs > jellyfish

All of you are retarded
Water is clearly the superior life form

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>>719056313

>>719056144
I saw a little girl get stung by a jellyfish once, her mother was going crazy because it was out of the season where there are lifeguards around and she didnt know what to do for her daughter.
I said you need to put urine on it because the ammonia helps sooth it, the mother didn't need to urinate and the little girl was far too busy crying to answer if she could so I volunteered which the mother thanked me and gave me the go ahead.
Imagine the look on the mothers face when I slapped my cock out and blasted her daughter with piss.

>>719056635
All thanks to the glorious jellyfish. You wouldn't get that chance with a bitch-ass crab bite.

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>jellyfish have no brains
>just like the people who go on this website
Sea turtles>Coconut Crabs>Jellyfish

Fuck ifunny nigga

>>719055371
>washes up on beach
>dies

>>719055371
>can live forever
what the actual fuck are you talking about

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this is what makes /b/ great again

>>719055371
>can live forever unless eaten
this is not true of all jellyfish

>>719057152
Jellyfish, like lobsters, can regenerate tissue and reverse aging. They can only die from predators, injuries or illness.

>>719057304
this is wrong. orcas are born tail first so the calf doesn't drown

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>>719057409

>>719056313
You're actually correct. The collective ocean is now widely considered one single superorganism, making it the largest living thing ever.

>>719057517
more of this please

>>719050736
We can't concede victory comrades. They think they've won.

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>>719055371
Jellyfish will never be this cool

>>719055371
Jellyfish are fucking cool, I wish I still had my pictures of the jellyfish they had at the Smithsonian museum in DC.
I'd love to be in a cage and watch a group of great white sharks feeding, that would be amazing.
The sea is fucking dope

I like both crabs and jellyfish, but jellyfish are clearly superior

>>719056635
It works. Not for all but a good 80%

>>719055371
Fuck you ifunny

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>>719055371
100% agreed!