Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>ITT
>>719050224
Usually I just drink spearmint and honey all day long. Sometimes chamomile if I'm extra anxious about something.
Sometimes a random flavour just to vary.
hey people!
This is mt first time posting in a waifu thread, and I was wondering how do you choose a waifu?
>>719050224
Black or green really! These days I just have black tea, but green tea is nice, too.
I also like coffee, but I generally save that for when I'm with friends in social settings.
>>719050972
Tea is for after 5pm for me. Otherwise I really enjoy the bitter taste of coffee. I would have it later at night but it gives me some fucking wild dreams if I have it too late
>>719050837
You will know when it happens. Very hard to explain
>>719051281
so its like true love?
(just posting anri to distinguish myself)
Fuck chain mechanics
>be me
>car problems, fuck
>take to chain repair ... place
>2k to repair
>struts, cv axles, steering knuckle, tie rod end
>fuck that, do nothing, let me drive it home
>they won't let me drive it home, instead they tow it to my home. No charge (the only redeeming thing)
>get it home
>call buddy
>facetime and he helps diagnose issue, tie rod end
>go to car parts place-arino
>30 bucks
>get home, loosen lug nuts, lift car, trying to take lugs off
>pop the stud
>FUCK
>try to take the others off
>pop 3 out of the 4 lug nut studs
>car is now inoperable because the wheel won't stay on
>go buy studs and lug nuts
>replace studs
>buddy helps replace tie rod end
Total cost of self repair: ~$300
What they wanted to charge me: $2,530
Guys. Do yourself a favor and learn how to repair and maintain your vehicles. It will benefit you.
>>719051470
I suppose. You just need to connect or relate to them on another level. Or you can be like some slut here and just cycle based on the seasonal waifus
>>719051587
Don't tell me what to do
>>719050972
I'm new to the world of tea. What do I start out with? One to keep me up?
>>719051665
how did you decide on Nadeko then?
>>719051901
earl grey in the morning, spearmint in the afternoon
>>719051901
>wearing shoes in bed
Crux yourself.
>>719048724
Ah, right, that does sound interesting. I had no idea there was actually specialised software to help with translation, aside from the obvious stuff that isn't really that good.
>>719049117
Ah, right, so it's a way of speaking that's very particular to her? I love it when characters do that.
カラミチーマス
Ceremony time
>>719051990
Spearment? Sounds like it tastes like shit. Do you have anything that isn't garbage?
>>719052150
Only garbage for someone with a garbage waifu
>>719052303
My Waifu is good. Your Waifu is fat and smells bad...
>>719051956
Well she was the closest I could find to my perfect girl who actually had a decent amount of content. Most of the things I enjoy are not popular and only get like a page or two of content in a manga.
Pic related is probably my actual ideal but there is so little content of her it is hard. Funnily enough, she has a very similar design to Nadeko
>>719050271
>>719053062
I give her a perfect 5/7.
>>719052071
Yeah, I had no idea either! I'm looking forward to getting to use it.
>>719052150
I just drink Yorkshire tea. It's plain black tea, and it's really nice on its own. You can add milk or sugar to it, or both, if you like that sort of thing.
>>719053721
It always interests me how things like that are made. Because you need to have a very good understanding of the requirements of the software as well as how to make it. Like any programmers that make art tools are just super impressive to me, because they need to have some insight into art as well as coding.
Hi anons.
>>719054021
Oh, that's true! I never actually thought of that! It really is amazing when you see such a lovely combination of two different art forms.
And we both like languages, so perhaps in the future we could team up to make something like that together?
>>719054405
Maybe. I'd be interested in working on a game that aids with language education at some point in the future, those kind of things are important and you rarely see effective ones.
>>719054641
Oh, that's a great idea! That kind of project could evolve into something really big, too, since you could expand into as many different languages as you like!
Language education in this country is really sub-par too, and I feel it deprives a lot of people of the ability to broaden their horizons and connect with the wider world. Hell, I'd even just be happy to translate a regular game, but that sounds really awesome.
>>719054641
I know of a game that will give you aids
Is that helpful?
>>719053616
Sluts opinions don't matter.
>>719055007
Well the problem with speaking English is that you rarely have a reason to not speak English. It's a language that's taught pretty much anywhere in the world, so few people find the need to learn other things.
>>719055059
I believe there are a lot of games like that, I've probably played a few myself.
>>719055463
That's true, but that kind of attitude isn't entirely a correct one to have. Just because English is widely taught somewhere, for example in Japan, it doesn't mean that you can just go over there and expect people to understand you.
Besides that, there's certainly a market for such a game, too. Just look at the sheer amount of language aquisition software (Rosetta Stone for example) and phrasebooks that are already on the market.
Some kind of RPG where you travel to different lands where you have to learn aspects of different languages would be cool. Perhaps the focus would be less on learning different languages, but teaching people small parts of them to help them pick up different linguistic skills and ways of constructing sentences, which would then in turn boost their language learning.
>>719055914
The attitude is entirely the wrong one to have. It's like the age old story of the Englishman that goes to a restaurant in a foreign country and shouts "DO YOU DO CHIPS?" at a waiter who doesn't understand a word of English. It's difficult for people to communicate properly if they can't be understood, and even if the person you're talking to can understand English it sometimes helps to have a grasp of their first language.
I honestly think that there's a huge need for games like that really. From what I remember, there's significant evidence that attempting to gamify learning experiences leads to better retention.
It would be interesting to have something to enable people to pick up language acquisition skills, but I think for the majority of people you're looking at a situation where they want to learn a specific language and they'll be looking for a way to do that.
>>719055060
I'm not a slut.
>>719055351
>>719055463
So not helpful then D:
>>719051587
>not being a autistic piece of shit that's into Japanese cars and being able to engine swap your car with a few friends, some beer and a few spare weekends
pleb
>>719056540
I would agree that it's entirely the wrong attitude to have, but it is, quite unfortunately, somewhat true that English is very widely spoken. For example, if you go to Sweden and try to speak Swedish, they're just gonna speak English back to you because they're so eager to use it.
>attempting to gamify learning experiences leads to better retention.
That really wouldn't surprise me at all. Look at all animals and how they learn things- it's through play!
> I think for the majority of people you're looking at a situation where they want to learn a specific language and they'll be looking for a way to do that.
And yeah- it would definitely be an interesting game to make, but how could we make it different from just having a regular game, that lets you change the language in the options menu? Perhaps some kind of dungeon where you have to choose the correct word for something to get past it?
>>719056576
trap=slut
わっちはここにおるのじゃ!
>>719057270
>>719057212
I'm gonna go now because my flatmate wants to do something. We can continue talking about this in private though because I'll have my phone on me.
Nothing compares to waifu
>>719054294
Is my waifu sexy?
>>719051587
You didn't already know this?
You must have a vagina if you don't know how to do basic car maintenance.
>>719057822
You must've never seen one if you think a vagina can't do car maintenance
Sombra se reclama.
>>719058445
Ryuuko
>>719057822
I only know how to change wiper fluid and oil.
Not everyone is obsessed with cars.
>>719058621
people still play that shit?
>>719058757
>chewing intensifies
>>719058809
>>719058830
I do it to get banned. I have issues
>>719059040
Wew
>>719059196
New pupper has a pair of lungs and loves to chew.
>>719059478
>>719059658
oh look, an attention whore
How are you Nadeko?
>>719059550
Imagine if he didn't have lungs.
>>719058593
Trash se claima
>>719057770
Anons?
>>719059040
autism?
>>719059746
She, anon. She.
>>719059723
Oh look, a regular whore :^)
>>719060051
>
Say that again you bitch
At least my waifu doesn't show her pussy openly around like yours
>>719059723
Just practicing some smash bros and shitposting before I have to go and deal real life shit
>>719060019
Nah, fucked up childhood
>World of Remnant
REEEEEEEE
>>719060432
Do you play competitive or just to piss other people off?
>>719060019
He's a narcisst.
>>719060432
sounds like autism
>>719060051
Whatever.
>>719060344
>implying Chara has genitals.
>>719060539
>nintoddler
>playing league of shitters to get banned
>narcissistic
HAHAHAHAHA
>>719060532
New one? Gotta watch it.
>>719059040
I like that one a lot!
>>719060718
I don't bother watching the obvious filler
At least they're nice enough to name it differantly
>>719060660
Fair point anon, fair point.
>>719060718
Is that Vanitas in the pic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tdlg2JXuaQ
>>719060344
Rory doesnt openly show da pucci though. And dont deny it, you turn into a horndog when Mako, Anya, Sono and Louise are around.
>>719060532
I agree with you, expo dumps should be done with at least a bit of tact.
Im off to work guys
>>719061017
It's not filler. It explains how the world works (particularly the civilizations), contextualizing the stuff that happens in the narrative.
>>719061150
>that elf butt
>>719060539
If the game allows me to play competitive, I do. In league all my accounts get perma banned within a month, so I never really get to that point
>>719060555
Nah, I am narcissistic
>>719060924
Korbo is a fine choice too. Especially in wild mode
>>719061066
Yeah. So how does Aqua look~?
>>719061194
Or you could show it when it comes up
But maybe it's just me who prefers natural explanation rather than exposition dumps that interrupt the main story
>>719061150
>Rory doesnt openly show da pucci
>>719057519
Alright, see you around!
>>719061150
>Rory doesn't openly show dat pucci
You know she does
Lies! They just bully me!
>And you don't want to see the private chats then
>>719061449
Oh, I see. Any other games you play competitive?
>>719061470
Not as good as Xion
>>719061449
so yea autism
>>719061676
>One spectrum of Autism
A. Persistent difficulties in the social use of verbal and nonverbal communication as manifested by all of the following:
1. Deficits in using communication for social purposes, such as greeting and sharing information, in a manner that is appropriate for the social context.
2. Impairment of the ability to change communication to match context or the needs of the listener, such as speaking differently in a classroom than on the playground, talking differently to a child than to an adult, and avoiding use of overly formal language.
3. Difficulties following rules for conversation and storytelling, such as taking turns in conversation, rephrasing when misunderstood, and knowing how to use verbal and nonverbal signals to regulate interaction.
4. Difficulties understanding what is not explicitly stated and nonliteral or ambiguous meanings of language
B. The deficits result in functional limitations in effective communication, social participation, social relationships, academic achievement, or occupational performance, individually or in combination.
C. The onset of the symptoms is in the early developmental period
>Narcisstic personality disorder
Having an exaggerated sense of self-importance
Expecting to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it
Exaggerating your achievements and talents
Being preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate
Believing that you are superior and can only be understood by or associate with equally special people
Requiring constant admiration
Having a sense of entitlement
Expecting special favors and unquestioning compliance with your expectations
Taking advantage of others to get what you want
Having an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others
Being envious of others and believing others envy you
Behaving in an arrogant or haughty manner
>>719061656
Hey Chara! How's it going?
>>719061676
I would have to be one hell of a high functioning autist to be a consultant like I am for a living
>>719061656
Starcraft 2 is my best game ever. Used to be semi professional. I don't play it anymore though because they ruined the race I liked to play.
I also dabble in rocket league, LoL, CS:GO, and I am trying to get into Smash Bros Melee since I have never ever played a fighting game. I have also tried speedrunning a game but that required a lot of time
>>719061482
The WOR about the Schnee family is an interesting story on its own, though.
>>719061656
Okay, but Aqua is the one that makes me sweat!
>>719062081
Hey there Yui! I'm fine, thanks, what about you?
>>719062192
oh! Semi professional! Nice
You seem to have much free time to put into all that stuff despite everything
>>719062339
too bad there are four main stories that i care about far more than exposition
>>719062064
cool
>>719058273
Never seen someone with a cunt do actual maintenance.
>>719058773
You don't have to be obsessed with cars to know how to properly take care of one.
>>719062505
I'm good too thanks! Just had dinner, got all my studying done for today, and now I'm ready for my exams tomorrow!
>>719062505
Oh, I am also trying to get better at chess which is surprisingly just a lot of memorization.
Well I also don't play those all at once. I usually just try and focus on 1 at a time and then occasionally touch the others when I get tired of the game I am maining
My day is normal:
>Work from 6 to 6
>Exercise for an hour every other day
>Shop on days I don't exercise
>Dinner for an hour
>Clean for an hour
>Do continuing education shit for an hour or two
>Games and booze for rest of night until 1am which is time to start getting ready for bed
>>719062634
To each his own, but come on... at the cost of about 5 minutes of your time, you get to understand Weiss's dillema even better for the rest of the show.
>>719062656
Sounds like a fulfilling day for you. Good luck with your exam tomorrow!
>>719062810
Yeah, Chess is only a lot of memorization. I'm bad at that though.
Makes sense if you only main one and then jump ship.
So you only sleep like 5 hours a day?
>>719062650
I have many times. As many times as I've seen people with dicks not know how to do basic maintenance. You gender has nothing to do with that. It's just a matter of education.
>>719061449
>Korbo
kiru urself
>>719062650
[x] Doubt
>>719063389
Thanks you!
>>719063040
Weiss got Bitch slapped by Lorax-stache
>>719050271
Does he work at mcdonalds?
RWBY is really bad.
>>719063812
Overwatch is terrible
>>719063085
Realistically only 4. I catch up back to 8 on the weekends if possible.
>>719063389
But that is her name!!!
>>719064010
Its ホロ/Horo
Korbo is NOT her name
Does he work at mcdonalds?
>>719064202
>
QOTT: if you could dox any waifu claimer, who would it be
I choose Georgette so we would know who never to let around our dogs
>>719064746
same to jail that piece of shit
>>719064746
jokes on you, i already doxxed the person i wanted to
>>719064342
Kek o was in Georgia and went through there and the black woman on the speaker said"welcome to mac donals how mai help you".
Really cracked me up I mean how do you work somewhere and not even know it's proper name?
>>719064930
Who is it?
Does he work at mcdonalds?
>>719064746
klonata :o
>>719064356
There is no K or R. The L only sorta looks like a B.
>>719065036
The mexican? Why?
>>719064930
>>719065094
he's a spic
>>719063085
Thank you! I'll do my best!
>>719065094
So we can deport him
>>719065259
yeah but isn't he in mexico? If he lived here illegally I would understand because he could get sent back but why waste a dox if he already lives in that shit hole?
Does he work at mcdonalds?
>>719065478
No he's in arizona
>>719065565
Oh okay then I change mine to klonata
>>719065071
I am old enough where I had to take cursive in school. It is Korbo. Official cannon
>>719064746
rei if I lived near so we could cuddle
>>719066063
Holo refers to herself as "Holo the Wise Wolf". Her official name is Holo.
>cursive in school
Same. But that H in there does not look like a K and I see no R at all.
>>719066382
u so i can tie you up and cuddle u
>>719066678
fuck you konata I don't like you
>>719066636
I mean, she is a wolf. She can't read
>>719066838
im tsuklasa tho o:
>>719066866
If she can write and speak she could read.
She is literally a Pagan goddess so yeah.
>>719066901
I don't know who that is
Reclaiming waifu!
Also, got some black cohosh!
>>719067097
sacho basically
>>719065071
You ignored the line between the O and L
because of the transition from the O, that line makes an R
>>719066988
I-It was just a prank. You've been pranked!
>>719067177
t. 3whofag who's native language isn't even English
>>719067128
Oh, hey there Sanya
How was your day? How did it go with Rei yesterday?
>>719067173
literally who?
Alright, I'm gonna grab some coffee now!
See you later everyone! I probably won't get on until after I've had my exam tomorrow.
>>719067309
Are you butthurt that I made a valid point?
Maybe you should learn how to make cursive writing flow better, then you'd understand why it's "Korbo"
dik
>>719066063
>>719065071
>>719066636
>>719066866
>>719067177
>>719066988
Silly, Holo is illiterate. She says it herself. She tried learning but gave up because there's too many symbols and combinations. Her name is Holo. Korbo is bullshit and non-canon.
>>719067578
Not too bad, Chara. I got some grub at a coffee house and loaded up on back-to-school supplies. I've also had peppermint tea and soy milk; the tea was good, but the soy milk was only okay. It's pretty good on cereal, though.
Yeah, Rei was super helpful. Apparently I may want to forgo shaving in favor of hair removal creams. I'll probably be able to get my hands on some fairly soon.
I also got some black cohosh, although I'll probably delay taking it since I'm under a bit of stress right now and I don't need my hormones going wild. I'm also thinking about switching my asthma and allergy steroid from fluticasone to mometasone, partly because the former isn't very effective and partly because the latter is apparently a potent progesterone agonist.
How about you? How has your day been?
Best type moon claimed.
>>719063812
It's youtube animations, what do you expect?
>>719068909
Yeah, Soy milk is not everyones stuff. I like it with cereal too though!
Thought so. Hope your skin doesn't get too irritated about the hair removal cream. Watch out if you want to try it on your genital area, apparently it can melt your skin to a certain degree, wouldn't want that to happen.
Sounds like you're really serious about this whole cuteboy stuff though. How tall are you again?
Day was okay I guess. Got yelled at for stupid shit again but whatever
>>719068519
Say what?
piano holo
Ohayo
>>719069671 (fag)
>>719069576
Hello!
>>719069671
おはよう
>>719069418
Yep! Soy milk on cereal is still a way of getting more soy in my diet. Hopefully I'll be able to drink it straight when I become more accustomed to it.
>melt your skin
Woah. Okay, thanks for the heads up! You may have saved me from a significant amount of pain or an ER visit.
Sort of. I'm torn between being gung-ho about it and not doing it. I mean, I'd like to look more feminine for myself, but I'm not sure how comfortable I'd be in public with more feminine features. I'm about 5"8 and ~145 lbs.
That sucks, by the way. I'm sorry. Do you want to vent about it?
>>719069671
best k on
>>719070255
>k-on
>good
>>719070463
>ur opinion
>worth shit
>>719070040
>>719070164
I can't read moonrunes
>>719070255
Indeed
>>719070463
>implying K-on isn't good
>>719070164
I fell asleep yesterday but I did listen to your "doodle"
also had a weird dream where you made a really long one
>>719070765
You... dream about me?
>>719070921
weird?
>>719070229
So you would like only drink the soy milk if you could? Don't know if that's healthy, but oh well.
Just try it on a bit of your skin before using it and definitely watch out when using it on the genital area. Rei never had problem with it, but I know someone who had so...
>Still Gung-ho about more feminine features
Eh, don't worry, you won't become a perfect trap. It's still no replacement for actual hormones, so you'd still be seen as a guy.
>5''8
That's not so bad, it's a nice height, not too small or too big.
Weight looks okay too...
If you really want to go full trap mode (which you don't want, only cuteboy) then you'd have to be on that diet for a month, then loose weight till you're underweight and then gain weight again.
Since then the fat would go to other areas due to less testo and more estro
Just stay at your weight though and you'll be fine with the whole stuff. You'll look cute
>>719070994
Special is the word! Not like it bothers me!
>>719071217
bakabaka
>>719071373
No you are the baka here :o
>>719071444
no that would be you o:
that would be me! :D
>>719071515
Don't lie, the baka is you :o
>>719071623
nuh uh, baka :o
>>719071731
Yes uh baka o:
Stop lying!
>>719071819
no you stop lying baka
>>719071266
well those "doodles" are special too
and good it doesn't bother you but I still think that may be a bit weird
>>719071131
I'm not sure about that. I don't really like or dislike it right now, but I'm thinking that I might like it if I introduce it slowly. Rome wasn't built in a day, after all.
Yeah, I'll definitely be sure to do a skin test first. I've heard that that stuff burns like the dickens, too.
Excellent. I don't want to be a trap; too much commitment for a bedroom fetish, ya know? On the other hand, the trap diet doesn't sound so bad and I think I'd like the results.
And thank you!!
Just one other question. Assuming I want to try hormones, how do I go about getting them? And how do I make it discrete?
>>719072009
Bakabaka :o
>>719072060
It's okay. Sometimes, I dream about cheese. I'm a weirdo as well
>>719072091
True that.
Exactly, need a skin test or else you're gonna be so sorry
The diet I sent you isn't really a trap diet... just a diet for smoother and softer skin as well as less acne and stuff.
No problem, I'm bored anyway and already dug to deep into it
>Hormones
Where are you from? It's different everywhere and I live in austria.
I can't get hormones unless I get it through official sources...
... of course there's always an online pharmarcie... but it's expensive, for a month you'd need 100 bucks
I'm guessing no one took the best waifu I've enclosed?
>>719072575
I live in the US. I could hypothetically get hormones from any doctor, but I doubt that many would be willing to write a prescription for even small amounts of estrogens for various reasons, primarily because I don't have gender dysphoria.
I know one pharmacy in town where I could get a prescription filled discretely, but it's getting the hormones that'll be the problem.
>>719072311
I think that is pretty normal
>>719067726
Except that Holo has chickenshit handwriting.
>>719064746
Chara
yui kotegawa
>>719073074
Man, sometimes I wish I'd live in america. You can get hormones in a month or so.
I need probably more than a year.
I need a counselor, a psychiatrist and a clinical psychologist who all approve that I'm female to get hormones.
So if you can get the prescription discretely how would getting the hormones be a problem?
And I really don't recommend hormones for you if you only want to be a cuteboy.
You get moodswings. You'll cry, due to the smallest things and whatnot.
You know the area around your nipple? It will get bigger and much more sensitive. Like, touching it is super uncomfortable. If you take them long enough you get boobs.
You loose your sex drive and when you take it long enough you'll become impotent too. Fapping will take longer and cum will get less.
The fat distribution changes. You'll get hips and boobs (like I said) chest hair and backhair will stop growing. Beard growth will be slowed down a bit. Skin will get smoother and more clean.
That's all the side effects I can think of right now.
>>719073989
hey there Sono!