>7th grade >extended period >teacher puts on songs for

>>719050118
wow you fucking retard I hope you graduated without shooting up the school

my class was in the library for a test and i blasted rick astley as loud as the computer could lol

>7th Grade
>Was always akward and retarded
>Couple hot girls took note of that
> Came towards me and started to fuck with me
>Don't remember what lead to it but one of the girls asks "Do I give you a boner?"
>Being the weird fuck I am, I say YES all excited
>Everyone made fun of me cause of it.

>>719050118
Twist ending: OP was homeschooled.

>7th grade
>Decide to make popcorn
>forget popcorn in microwave
>fire detector
>school evacuates
>Also the day I got raped by my step dads dog

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Blehrg

U pulled it out wrong
It doesnt matter if they know the joke or not, as long as it's objectively unpleasant.

>back in hs
>a few classmates and I were obsessed with unreal and starcraft
>virginity 101
>decide to run a tournament, it was incredibly popular
>Got the keys of the computer lab to install the game and protocols (this was around 2008)
>bored alone inside after installation is done, i decide to use my l33t haxz0r .bat skills to switch every shortcut to a mp4 of Rick Astley, in every computer, except for starcraft and Quake 3
>set Never gonna give you up as default opening theme
>switch all school radio songs to never gonna give you up
>"Reading Rabbit" kids learning app lead to never gonna give you up
>Leave room
>tournament next day is a success
>listen to rick astley over and over in the radio
>classmates angy cos they songs wouldn't play. Just rick astley instead
>rick astley for hours
>rick astley for days
>mfw elementary schoolers singing never gonna give you up
>mfw teachers held a meeting for the rick astley paranoia
>Never gonna give up, Never gonna let you down

>7th grad
>music lesson
>female teacher told us to give her music tracks that we like, so she can analyse them and we would then deal with them in school
>was edgy fucktard
>gave her some dimmu borgir shit, cuz muh toughness
>fast forward next week, next music lesson
>forgot about the music stuff
>she actually plays that track
>literally all the other pupils are shocked
>dont know how to react
>max cringe

still gives me the cringes this day. hate db since that time

looks like everything happens in 7th grad

>7th grade
>scrawny and tiny
>girls hitting growth spurts first
>walking in hall
>manly chick that plays basketball playing around
>picks me up and spins me above her head
>all hot girls see
>spaghettis fly out of all my pockets
>seen as tiny weakling forever

>>719052213

that's just sad

nearly 10years ago but still makes me cringe

>13th grade
>friday
>last 2 hours of the week, 5th and 6th hour
>geo teacher has something with his brain
>good teacher but no interest in controlling the class or tell them to stfu
>some guys bought 2 crates of beer
>start drinking in the middle of the class

maybe you know the penis game? next person has to say penis louder than the one before him

>make this with loud burps instead of saying penis
>mfw when i realise why people say we need to reform our schoolsystem

>>719050118
>Be me
>8th grade
>Meet a curvey qt3.14
>She's 5'4" and I'm 5'10"
>She's in 9th grade so we talk every so often
>2 months later
>Bf/gf scenario
>Find out she is kinky as fuck
>Wants to try some things with me
>Imgongetlaid.png
>About a week later
>Lie to parents I'm going to a "sleepover party"
>She has a force-feeding fetish
>Bought literally $50 worth of food
>She really wanted it to work
>I didn't care, free food
>2 hours later
>Omg I'm so fucking full
>She's horny, I'm not
>She climbs on me to be "sexy"
>Please no
>Hits the worst spot possible
>Throw up everywhere
>Spend next hour in bathroom
>That's another fetish she had
>Fucking Christ woman
>"What the fuck?! You fucking weirdo!"
>She takes that like a bullet
>She starts crying
>I leave
>Next day at school
>"Anon, your gf is in the hospital, she OD'd last night"
The story kinda tells it self after that, we havent talked in forever after that
>Tl;dr, my gf tried force feeding with me and it went horribly wrong and she almost killed herself but I got free food.
Kek

Are 7th graders just automatically awkward?

>Be me
>7th grade
>For some reason I had the giggles that day
>It's Health class
>We are talking about some shit I forget
>Guy from football team says he has Asthma
>I fucking break down laughing for about half a second then try to play it off as a coughing fit
>Everyone asks if I'm alright
>I actually almost said "Yeah I just have asthma"
>I have no idea why

>>719052027
In numerology the number 7 is the seeker, the mastermind, and the searcher of Truth. 7 doesn't fully trust things - 7 continually attempts to comprehend the fundamental, shrouded truths. 7 realizes that nothing is precisely as it appears and that the truth is regularly taken cover behind figments. 7th grade is everything and nothing.

>tfw got caught sucking my own dick in an empty class

>>719052512
kek

>summer before freshman yr. in Highschool
>buddy hosting a Serious Sam LAN party with 8 other guys
>we all plan on sleeping over, friend has huge basement
>gaming whines down, start talking about blow jobs
>nobody has gotten one, all want to know what it feels like
>friend throws sister pink wig at me, anon you look like a girl, maybe you could blow us
>I put on wig, the guys really start razen me, slapping my ass, saying, "I'd let that suck my dick"
>I pipe in, "Ww.. we could take turns Bb.. blowing each other with the wig on?"
>Slient...
>"fuck it, I want to know what it feels like I let him blow me" says one of the lads
>Wait! (one of the guys runs upstairs and grabs his sisters lipstick) Put this on!
>Iii...I don't kno.. "Fucking do it!"
>put matching pink lipstick on
>everybody starts getting really into it, "Holy shit! he totally looks like a girl, I'll do it now"
>I reluctantly go done on the first guy, he finish in like 2 min, I end up swallowing because I thought that is what you have to do
>"I'm next!" another penis is put in my face
>"Bb.. but I thought we are taking turns at blowing
>come'on Anon you already have the wig and lipstick on
>one after one I suck off every guy in the room and swallow, can't be rude
>It's not bad nobody last more than 3min
>Alright, my turn guys. Nobody makes eye contact with me
>guys?
>sorry Anon you the only one that is good enough to do it, great job tho.
>everybody agrees, ya, ya really good work Anon!
>the rest of my Highschool life I'm called "The dumpster" short for "The cumdumpster"
>really want to be with a girl but end up dating a guy for a year and half because everybody thinks I'm gay
>I didn't have my first incounter with a girl til college

>>719053027
Wow that's pretty hot though

Post pics

>>719053027
>8th grader
>doesn't know that you don't swallow

Dude, you're a sissy slut.

>be in health class
>talking about sexual preferences
>teacher says to put up your hand if you support gay marriage
>I decide to put up my hand since its 2016
>I am the only one
>my face goes red as everyone is looking at me
>rumours of me being gay spread
>almost the end of the year so I don't change school
>if this year they remember, I'm changing

>>719052424
Disrespect to the max.
13th grade, so like Freshman in College?

>>719051118
HUAHA, lolol HA

>>719053448
No shame.
I ain't gay, but I believe gay people deserve to get married. It's just for tax reasons, why is it fair that straight people who get married can have benefits of marriage and gay people can't?

Fuck those niggers who think you're gay for supporting gay marriage.

>>719053520
Some countries do things differently.

Young Turtle, you erred in seeking their approval for being rickrolled. That is the Pussy in you, nurtured by your mother feminizing your mind.

I am here to tell you that you actually achieved 7th Grade Troll Status with a legitimate Rickroll. You should not pout and throw a pity party. You should fap to Traps to celebrate your success.

>Riding bikes in...
>7th fucking grade
>Have to take a shit
>But my friends and I are frolicking in the warm summer sun
>Tell them I need to use the bathroom
>They just tell me to go in the woods real quick
>Well actually...
>They start thinking of stupid shit to do with my poop
>Since it was close to Mother's Day we decided for me to poop in a box, write "Happy Mother's Day" on it and leave it on the doorstep of another friend that didn't want to come outside to play that day
>Poop in box
>Leave box on doorstep
>Ring doorbell
>Watch as his dad actually picks up the box and takes it inside

>3 months later
>Friend that didn't want to come outside that day invites me in
>Casually says to dad sitting at computer in living room
>"Hey Dad, Remember that box with the poop in it? Guess who was the one who did it?"
>I start to shit brix
>His Dad talks to me for 5 minutes not to fucking do that again

>>719050118
hey op? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aekiMlGQDLY

>>719053448
underageb&

>>719053448
Show them you're not some redneck hick and suck off some skinny gay prostitute in front of as many classmates as you can.

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>>719053672
Thanks bro but the whole school is full of ghetto sheep that adopt the gangster lifestyle and everyone is in with herd mentality so it's only a matter of time before some shit like this happens again.

>>719053520
nope germany

>>719053962
Ah.
That explains why you were able to have beer in class? It's legal at 16, isn't it?

>7th grade
>everybody in the class (boys) start casually grabbing girls' asses and tits during the pauses between classes
>they just surround a girl, force her to a wall and grab her tits and ass
>only one who never participated was me
>one day some of the girls ask me why i don't do it
>"i think that's degrading"
>confused and disgusting looks
>probably everybody thought i was gay

>>719053959
Not to be racist or anything
but I suspected the sort.
Doesn't matter the skin color, it's the "gangster" mentality, even fucking nigger white people are like that, especially in my school.

>>719054374
>welcome to turkey

>>719054374
There is something about 7th grade...
Must be the realization that you are either a nerd or a "jock."

I'm with you there, grabbing asses is actually one of my biggest pet peeves when it comes to respect. Not white-knighting here, but it's hella disrespectful. If someone actually wanted to fuck, and/or date a woman (or girl in this case), then they should get off their asses and be respectful.

Some of those videos on YouTube of women walking around by themselves in cities and getting cat calls really piss me off. None of 'em have any class.

Even "alphas" would still respect a woman, you're just an asshole if you don't.

>>719053448
Another story that happened last year
>be in sport class
>playing indoor soccer
>wooden floor
>haven't done much the whole game as I'm shit at soccer
>see a Chad running with the ball
>decide to run in from side
>I put to much effort in and accidentally trip him over
>the fat cunt lands on top of me
>scrape of heaps of skin on my forearm
>everyone is laughing and I get up and dab to show I'm not in pain
>realise that was a stupid thing to do
>it's scars and it's still there

>>719053795
those are some shit friends man

>>719054374
YO WTF LOL DONT WORRY THE EXACT SAME SHIT HAPPENED TO ME MAN

>>719055223
BUT I DIDNT SAY SOME GAY SHIT LIKE ITS DEGRADING I WANTED 2 DO IT BUT I PROLLY WOULDVE GOT A RAPE CHARGE

>>719053027
That can't be real. (You) for getting me to reply

>>719054374
thats just sad. I hate people.

>>719054393
Never said they weren't white, the ethnic backround of my school is mixed.

>>719054793
OP here

The entire 7th grade and 8th grade people thought I was gay... It meant something to me back then. I would really get angered at people who thought I was gay, but nowadays I don't give a fuck.

I dyed my hair pink freshman year (of high school) for some stupid Twitch thing I was doing after I got a lot of followers. It really taught me how to deal with shittalkers. You kind of just have to ignore them. Besides, if they really have a problem with you, they would confront you. Only pussies would talk behind your back.

A lot of the reason people thought I was gay 7th and 8th grade is that I was friends with a group of guys who were "misfits" to say the least. We would walk the halls to classes we had together and whatnot. We were really close because we played Minecraft and Counter-Strike after school. One of the guys was actually really extroverted and a respectable person. Nobody would fuck with him because he was built. Always helps to be friends with someone built when you're somewhat scrawny. I envied his personality in Middle School because he could always talk to ANYONE. It really helped me get to where I am now, I'm not worried about interactions anymore, not like when I was younger.

I guess it's just a perk of getting older, you just don't give a fuck what people think of you.

>inb4 underage
I'm a Senior in high school now
Turned 18 a few months ago.

>>719053672
Gas yourself faggot

>>719055956
>7th grade
>twitch

Underageb&

>>719055439
A nigger doesn't have to be black.
White people can be niggers too.
Same as Asians.

As long as they're ignorant, disrespectful fucks who will probably end up living off of welfare as an adult.

>>719056104
I streamed during 8th grade summer and Freshman year.

>using ebin memes in real life
Just kill yourself now.

>>719056269
gtfo

>>719051021
rest in reeces pieces

>>719056430
At least he wasn't called gay.

>>719056105
You were bullied and had no friends in school i can tell

>>719056105
as a nigger can confirm this anon is absolutely correct

>>719056105
The thing is my whole life I've lived in a secluded part of the coast of NSW and the people acted like a normal Australian. but when I moved to Sydney the way people act is fucking disgusting and all about your social status in school which won't matter within a year (I'm in year 11). The school I go to is dominated by one social group that's full of lebs, islanders, niggers, whites and some 3rd worlders. They are pretty much assholes to anyone that isn't them, they completely lack any motivation to get educated (which I like seeing) and have unrealistic fantasies about their future jobs (NBA player, rugby cunt, etc). I hope these dickheads regret being fuckwits for their entire lives after school. I probably sound autistic that I'm ranting about people like this but I hope I'm not alone in this thread.

>>719057000
Sounds exactly like they're niggers.
>No interest in getting education
>Wannabe NBA
>Will never amount to anything
>Insults people because they know this

Niggers confirmed.

>>719054793
Dude, you're a pussy it's called flirting you just need to know when to grab a chick's ass instead of stalking around pinching cheeks like a creep

>>719050118
in my last year in high school, they played never gonna give you up during an assembly

everyone knew what it was

>5th grade
>music class, metal folding chairs
>friend cracks joke, lol so hard
>massive fart, amplified by metal chair & bare wall
>class laughs even harder as I redface
>the smells

>be in high-school.
>have one gf for 2 weeks, then break up.
>no confidence around girls.
>graduate
>best friend bragging about getting laid in high school because he has a big dick.
>several girls just fuck him to see what it feels like.
>get a gf like a year later
>we fug.
>I hear from her friends that she was bragging about how big my dick was.
>she measures it one time.
>fuck.
>I could have been getting laid in high-school because of it.

>>719057345
Yea
The same is happening this year at my high school.

Nobody DID know what Rick Assley was until this year, apparently.
Then again, my school is full of white people.
We have 2000 students and LITERALLY 13 of them are black.

>>719057407
Why did you let her measure your dick?
Did she take a fucking ruler to it?

All girls' boyfriends' dicks are huge. They just want to brag to their friends.

>>719051459
>raped by stepdads dog
>tells story of burnt popcorn instead.

>>719056105
Every black is a nigger
Not all niggers are black

>>719057407
how big?

>high-school
>driving with gf of a week.
>on the freeway, taking her home
>"anon, do you think you'd swerve if you were getting a blowjob while driving "?
>... Uhhh...probably .
>"oh..."
>realize my mistake immediately.
>" I mean, this is a small car, and.... "
>" never mind, anon. "
>break up a week later

It still hurts.

>>719051841
>Dimmu Borgir


That band is the cringiest fucking gay wad shit ever lol

Wish I could have seen that shit .

>>719054910
>dab
You should've bled out on that pitch

>>719051459
lel

>>719052437
lmao nice story anon

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>7th grade
>chemistry class
>teacher assigns lab partners in alphebitic order
>me (jackson) get assigned with girl (jones)
>talk a couple times but usually small talk
>ask her what college course she wants to do
>she says medicine
>I say "oh doctah jones' in a shit chinese accent
>keep calling her that in the same voice because nothing else to talk about
>one day hear her talking to her friend at the bag racks
>literally asked "is jackson a little autistic"
>mfw she hasn't seen indiana jones
>mfw she asked for a new lab partner
Never talked to her since

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>>719056477
Mfw people thought I was gay through middle school and high school for no reason

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>>719050118
>2nd grade
>Class ends
>Everyone goes to their cubbies to get their lunches from their backpacks
>Everyone is circling one specific cubby and giggling
>It's mine
>Someone put a Hello Kitty love letter on my coat hanger
>Pull letter off coat hanger with great velocity
>Don't even bother reading it
>Normally someone would find this to be sweet
>However, my 2nd grade mind found this to be patronizing
>"Who put this filth here?!" I say, with clenched teeth
>No one answers
>Everyone is either intimidated or still laughing
>Tear up love letter and throw it away
>Eat my lunch angrily
Somebody loved me and I pushed her away. I can never forgive myself.

>>719050118
ha

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This whole thread is fake news.

>be in yr9 (8th grade for amerifats)
>go into the computing lab after school
>discovered IT teacher's password
>log into her account
>go to internet explorer
>tee hee hee
>type in "a"
>ashleymadison.com
>at the time no idea what this was
>go onto site
>teacher already logged in
>see she having 4 simultaneous relationships with 4 guys
>go home
>go to this site
>type in her credentials from school
>fucking works
>say profane and edgy stuff to these guys
>next day
>IT
>teacher moping and wailing all lesson
>one time breaks down during class
>question_mark.mov
>don't see her for a while
>go home
>go back to the website
>log in again
>see what teacher had said to the guys
>"my account got hacked"
>"i swear, probably a student"
>"please trust me :;("
>none of them agree with her
>never see teacher again

>>719054283
it is legal to buy 16 and up, but schools usually have a strict rule against drug use on anything school related, they wouldnt let us have a beer at our prom which wasnt even hosted at our school

>>719060111
checked and keked

the cringe is real

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>be me
>8th grade
>leader of fats
>feelsbadman.png
>warm-ups in gym class
>whatever
>do sit ups while dying
>hottest girl in class 8 feet away from butthole
>hnnng
>rip wettest ass
>hot girl turns around
>"anon was that you?!?!"
>fuck my fucking life
>carry on through remainder of year knowing I nearly sharted on my crush

>be me
>6th grade
>just got a haircut and a lot of people had been complementing me
>get to art class where the hottest girl of my grade was
>"you got a haircut anon?"
>try to act cool as I think of something to say
>"noooooo, I went to the zoo and a zebra bit my head" in a sarcastic voice
>she looks at me like i'm some type of autistic pedophile, turns to her friends, and they all start laughing
>that moment still makes me cringe today.

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>>719050118
you failed at learning your lessen then.

the real lesson should have been to not use Internet memes in real life.

you have a lot of growing up to do.

>8th grade
>music class
>50-ish female teacher talking about african music
>couple of classmates in the back are havin' a giggle
>calling black people monkeys and shit
>teacher gets pissed
>starts yelling about how these 14yr old white males are ruining society
>they make ironic remarks like "calm down you WHITE WOMAN"
>A WHITE MALE BEING IRONIC? HOW FUCKING TYPICAL!
>the WHITE MALES didn't stop
>teacher ran out of the classroom
>didn't return till class was nearly over
>dismisses us

>3rd grade
>class talking about god
>was never raised to believe in god
>teacher asks what were the 3 wise men
>think to myself "oh i know"
>blurt out "Jesus,Joseph and Mary!"
>whole class laughs at me
>fuck

>be me
>9th grade
>bored in science
>right at the back of the class
>two of the people around me are absent
>fuck yeah
>unzip jeans
>everyone hears
>whole class turns silent
>after 8 seconds, teacher began again
>slowly move jeans down to ankles
>"easy does it"
>all the way down
>kick them away
>oh shit oh shit!
>now just wearing boxers and t-shirt
>awkwardly try to retrieve jeans with feet
>no success
>look around
>still no-one has seen
>fuck it
>please forgive me for my autism
>continue with plan, only 8 mins of lesson left
>boxers down
>fap.gif
>people here the sounds
>no one looks my way
>awesome
>people still looking around
>decide it's my only chance
>slowly fap, try not to climax
>teacher leaves the room
>people turn around looking for the noises
>still no-one looking at me
>biggest mistake 2
>i came
>make loudest "eeuuughhh" noise
>everyone stops
>looks at me
>see my dick out
>teacher walks in
>teacher just told me to go out the class to "talk"
>realise that someone took the jeans
>walk out the class, with a massive boner bulge as everyone laughs and take video and pictures
>3 days suspension for "disturbing the class"
>nicknamed "banana boy"
>mfw

>>719063803
omg man

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>>719051701

>>719052807
Underrated post

>>719064441
kek anon who cares

>>719052807
Explain more pls

>>719053027
keep going, I'm almost finished!

>>719052437
5'10" in grade 8? Are you 6'7" now?

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>hs
>9th grade
>principal comes on the speaker
>"medical stayput, teachers please do not let your students out of the room"
>thinks its just another wheelchair tard getting stuck somewhere
>a few periods later i go to lunch
>friends tell me girl vaped so hard she had a seizure and passed out
>my face.jpg

>>719052213
Thats cute tho
I wanna take care of you

>>719064496
Feel like I've heard this before

>in class
>get boner
>hits table
>"bonk"
>expelled for "vandalism"

>>719050118
>be 9
>have a kind of a talent show for our parents at the end of the year
>three girls in class are rehearsing a dance of some kind
>it's just a normal dance to a popular song
>myself and two friends think it's ass, we decide to do our own dance
>i don't know why I thought this was a good idea
>we are 'manly' so we come up with a karate dance (none of us knows karate)
>we simulate fighting and throw each other around
>looked autistic as fuck, still have it on tape
>don't know why teacher allowed it
>a schoolmate has a cd that came with bionicle lego toys, it has some shit techno music
>we think it's cool and edgy decide to use it
>the show comes, we didn't actually rehearse our dance just try to wing it
>we start off as good as we can
>do it for about 2-3 minutes, cringy as fuck
>cd has two songs, teacher was supposed to stop it after first one, she doesnt care
>second song comes on, instead of stopping we keep on going
>we are embarassing ourselves even more, some parents start laughing
>i stop start crying and run from the classroom
>the end

>>719052437
>curvy
>force feeding fetish
That's anon'a way of saying he dated an obese chick

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>Be me
>New flash game gets popular in school
>Get told it's called Franks Adventure
>Don't know it's a hentai game
>Math class and it's an online session with the computers
>Go on game website and play Franks Adventure
>Redhead in the game gives me nudes
>Open pic and shes on all fours
>Math teacher comes in right as I open the picture
>Everyone laughs
>"Going to call your parents anon"
>Run home and unplug the phone and delete messages
>"Hey anon you're home early"
>Dad isn't at work today

Still don't know if he got the phonecall.

>>719060111
don't tell me she was Asian?

>>719065467
Nah latin/irish

>>719052424
R u hungarian?

>be me
>8th grade
>swimming class
>be cool enough to be in the "deep" end class
>energetic as fuck
>jump in
>trunks float away to the surface
>so embarrassed, stay underwater
>pass out
>wake up, entire swimming class crowded around me and staff
>still have no trunks
>trunks gone
>bitch teacher says i still have to swim
>do the rest of the class in the buff
>only find my trunks after i've gotten changed
>mfw

>>719054374
Similar story
>6th grade & boys are doing the groping
>don't have too cause I have a girlfriend & we trade Yugioh cards, make out
>shit was cash wish she wasn't a lesbian
>anyway
>after about a week girls report it to female principle
>me & another student get called to off (whose now a convicted rapist might I add)
>why did you grab childanons breast
>I have no clue what you're talking about
>she ask the other kid
>it wasn't me I told the other teacher already it was him
>school installed cameras for the first time this year
>other kid has to go to court for sexual assault cause he's already 13
>go back to groping my 12 year old girlfriend

That same guy spends his days harassing preteens on FB. He's had his ass kicked 100 times over it. He's even a registered sex offender. Guy has issues

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>>719062237
The same thing happened to me in elementary, she is hot af, really nice, sporty, and is an A+ student and my 1st grade faggotry ruined it

>>719065413
>>719065267
>>719065210
>>719063710
fucking gold

>>719051841
me and two other classmates made a presentation about metal music in high school, for music class. We thought everyone would get into it. they just stared blankly, I was in the class with 3 guys and 23 girls, none of which liked metal.

>>719053027
This shit just makes me sad

>>719053027
>can't be rude

>>719065607
nah, I just ate.

>>719057737
you were bullied

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>>719052437

>>719064496
How's your new job af chik fil a goin James

>>719052598
Go back to /x/ you fucking gipsy

>>719051841
Just youtoobed that shit. And I thought my Dragonforce phase was cringey.

>be 13
>just finished homework
>spend 2-3 hours on it
>impressed
>decide i deserve a victory fap
>fap fap fap
>came all over my homework
>oh shit
>too tired to do it again
>next day
>present it to teacher
>explain it was yogurt
>sniffs it
>looks at me
>never see the paper again
>get moved to new class

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>>719066328

Top kek

>be me
>6th grade
>fucking tard
>Always sit at the girls table
>never talk because i think the girls will think i'm mature
>always sit in the middle of the fucking table
>one day one of them asks me out as a joke
>say yes
>breaks up with me 15 minutes later
Only gf I've ever had

>>719066892
>KEK

>be me
>grade 8 (circa 2008/2009)
>what we now know as dick pics was popular
>all the kids doing it
>resented it at first
>realise people are ostrocising me for not following the trend
>decide it's time
>have friend what is super hot, way out of my league
>send here sms
>next day, called to the office
>bitch had told the principal
>the creepy fuck printed it out and displayed it on his desk
>teased and harrased
>later dies down
>grade 9
>teacher presents an "e-safety" presentation
>dickpic had died down since the incident
>"this is known as sexting..."
>spike up
>"sending pictures of gentallia..."
>few heads turn my way
>uh oh
>"one example..."
>no miss! no miss!
>"last year, one student..."
>no!
>next slide
>my dick pic is their
>entire fucking powerpoint slide
>want to fucking die
>anyone else had the same experience? not exactly their dick pic, but being used in an example?

>>719066892
>>719066965
Samefag

>6th grade
>health class
>every wednesday was a break day so we'd chill and watch movies
>sometimes classmates would volunteer to bring in films
>I volunteer one week
>I have plenty of great films that my classmates would love, like Scary Movie, The Comebacks and other funny shit
>instead my autism kicks in and I decide to bring in my motherfucking Gumby DVD from Netflix

Needless to say my "reputation" was fucked for the rest of middle school. Jesus fucking christ, what was I thinking?

>>719066892
>>719066965
>>719067055
Samefag

>>719067005
This couldn't possibly be true. The Principal was into cp if it is. You need to report that shit.

>>719067316
>>719066965
>>719066892
Samefag (also a retarded autist)

>>719063053
Shit nigga, I remember almost everyone got blackout drunk at my prom, we actually paid extra to have unlimited drinks

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>>719067005
I have been used as an example before
>Circa 2009
>Been bullied all my life
>Cuttin 'n shit
>Nigger comes up to me
>Starts fuckin with me
>Beat the living shit outta him
>almost popped his eye out.

the message of the assembly was that if you don't drive 'em to suicide, you'll drive them to anger.

>mfw a video of the entire nigger kid indecent was shown.

>>719067379
He was using it as a "scare tactic" - Still it fucking crushed me.

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>be edgy5me fresh in college
>public speaking class (mandatory GE)
>"any controversial topic"
>sick of abortion and gay marriage shit
>decide to do speech on how "nigger" is a bullshit word
>it degrades society and no one should use it, period.
>We should make it an outdated slur like honky or beamer
>speech goes well. I get A-

>mfw I get to repeatedly say nigger I'm front of the three niggers in the class for 30min
>they can't do shit bc teacher is SJW dyke
>cringey at the time; everythingturnedoutbetterthanexpected.webm

>>719054374
we did that shit too, girls liked it

>>719067231
topkek

>>719050118
FUCK OP THIS IS GOLD LOL

>>719067502
same thing happened to me, except change "nigger" with "bitch" and "college" with "4th grade"

>>719067231
Are you sure your parents didn't do some convincing to you? That seems like a total "mom" move

>>719057972
I got a bj while driving once, wasn't anything special.

>>719050118
you are way the fuck too young to be here

>>719061257
You think thats bad? A friend of mine went to a festival I couldn't go to so he bought me a souvenir, we're 14 and don't have jobs yet so he buys me a ring, cheapest thing at the nearest mexican. Its pretty cool and I really appreciated it so i wore it all the time. A cute girl in class asked if I was married because it was on my ring finger without me knowing or caring. Why would I be married at 15 I don't fucking know but I ended up telling her my friend got me it and that labeled me a fag the rest of high school. Friends with so many chicks, hit on every single one of them and got friend zoned by every single one of them too. I didn't get laid until after I graduated.

>>719066098
Found the nigger

>be me
>be in 5th grade
>watching "SE" today
>so fucking pumped
>walk into class
>yell at the top of my lungs
>"ready to learn about dicks, tits and beating meat!"
>mfw SE stands for "social education"
>get held behind after class
>eventually get afterschool detention
>mfw

>>719067918
Men wearing jewelry is stupid. EVEN if you're a nigger or gay. One of the things that makes us better than women is we don't give a shit about sparkly rocks

>>719050118
What is most cringe worthy about this isn't that you are underage, it isn't that your teacher liked that song in its time, or that nobody got the joke.

The worst is that you attempted to bring a meme out into the real world.

>>719064441
That wasn't very bad

>>719068099
Okay well I wasn't a man, I was 14.

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>7th grade
>Crushing hard on guy
>Want so badly to fuck him (I'm a guy), he was really tiny and cute
>Basically end up stalking him and picking up the same hobbies he has
>He notices and thinks I'm weird (which to be fair, I was being a creeper)
>Won't even try to be friends with me
>He moves away with his mom when they got divorced in 8th grade
>Don't see him for years
>Senior year of high school he comes back and see him again
>He's tall with bad facial hair, acne, and an ugly skinny look not a cute skinny look
>He also turned out to be gay
>Mfw if we'd gotten together in middle school I'd have ended up dumping him within a few years because he went from 11/10 qt.314 to 2/10 ugly

>>719067818
I PROMISE YOU it wasn't a "mom" move. My gym teacher was a huge Gumby fan as a kid, and I thought the classmates would love it. I guess you could call my story a half-kiss-ass, half-trying-to-fit-in story. My gym teacher WAS impressed. My classmates? Not so much...

>be me
>be 16
>about to get laid
>excited af
>get to the bedroom
>girlfriend exited
>get undress
>boner
>get pre-cum fluid (look it up)
>not cum
>girlfriend laughs
>says I prematurely ejaculate
>laughs so hard
>just leaves me there, in the cold, tip swaying in the wind
>tfw everyone thinks I'm "too exited"

>>719067918
lrn2greentext

>>719068404
No.

>>719068333
trips demand tits

>>719068491
I'm a guy, I said that already.

>>719068468
Keep strong brother

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>>719051841
>>719058150
>>719065855
>>719066264
That shit is beautiful and your teacher knew it. They're probably THE most successful Norwegian black metal band and had the national orchestra assist them on Abrahadabra, including touring, for a reason.

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>>719068373
What a stupid bitch not knowing about pre cum

>>719057639
girls like to measure dicks. seriously...all women i dated at some point literally held a ruler to my dick.

>>719068554
Doesn't matter

>>719069210
I don't have tits, so it kind of does matter.

>>719067484
I bet his nigger mom tried to get you arrested for a hate crime.

>>719068999
"Hmm... It's 5 inches less than bubba... Still, I think this can work."

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>>719062237
>elementary school
>not fully into grills until near the end of 5th grade.
>girls always kicking my chair or hitting me
>one day ask "wtf is your problem" to one of them
>"because I like you" she says while giggling hard af
>"ew"
> Ignore girls for remainder of elementary although acquire some crushes in 5th grade
>middle school time, parents decide to homeschool me and we move.
>turns me into a porn watching video game playing glasses wearing skinny black boi
>parents send me back to school for 9th grade
>no friends
>girls laugh at me when I try to talk to them
>socially awkward af
>all my friends are online now as I use the internet more and more
>look back at pics of my child self with envy
>still a skinny, kissless virgin at 23

wtf happened.

>>719057678
You get it.

>>719069557
ye, she did, but since one of his friends recorded it from before the fight happened, and stupidly put it all over the place, there was enough evidence against it being a hate crime.

I didn't even get tried for assault, and battery, he swung first, and it was classed as self defense.

>>719066328
same thing happened to me once. I said it was toothpaste and she gave me a pass. Still think she fucking knew. Never talked to me again.

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>>719051701
Brilliant

>>719050118
it's a meme you dip

>>719069667
21 this year in similar situation, black too. Just lift and masturbate my niggafag

alright gather around. it's a long one
>be me
>be 17
>get job at local dollar store
>also get my friends hired
>other co-workers quickly come my friends
>all good
>place is pretty much deserted
>like 1/2 people per hour
>mostly spend time messing around or one my iPhone 3G
>one day we decide to play dares
>not truth or dare, just dare
>no one in the store
>friend dares me to streak
>hesitant
>tells me it'll be hilarious
>fine.jpg
>fully naked
>frolic around the store like a queer
>friends are dying laughing
>start to get into it too
>person comes into store
>right at the back (pretty big place)
>ohshit.jpg
>clothes in the employee only room, right at the front
>realise this is an old lady, with her granddaughter
>fuckyouallah.avi
>decide to sneak around the store to the front
>get there
>quickly run in and get dressed
>friends can't hold back the laughter
>granny and kiddie confused
>next day
>get to work early
>manager, as well as two random people greet me
>manager is so angry
>confused
>he shows me the CCTV from yesterday
>not only does it show me naked when there is people in the store, but what my co-workers were doing.
>cumming into ice cream cones, playing badminton, pissing into a cup
>all of us get fired, forced to pay a fine and banned from the store for life
>3 years later, the store closes down
>mfw

>>719052424
are you from germany? cuz 13th grade and the penis game

>>719054910
Jacob?

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>Be me
>7th grade
> in math class, writing a worksheet or some shit
>My pencil is kinda dull
>this fat emo chick was sharpening her
"Hey Anon, I'll sharpen your pencil"
>i took her gratitude and gave her my pencil
>it's a really small pencil
>she jammed it in pencil sharpener and it ate the whole pencil
>it broke
>the teacher came back and saw the pencil sharpener is broken
"WHO DID THIS" she screamed
>everyone looks emo chick and says "I don't know it's Anon's pencil
>Teacher looks at me like I committed a crime
" I PAID $80 FOR THAT PENCIL SHARPER AND YOU BROKE IT. I BOUGHT IT TODAY AND SOME NUTCRACKER LIKE YOU ALREADY BROKE IT. LOOK AT THE PENCIL IT'S SO SMALL. YOU REALLY THOUGHT IT CAN FIT IN? HAVE SOME COMMON SENSE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
>class looks at me with disgust
>"Yeah have some common sense, anon"
>Everyone thought it's was me
>emo chick was glad that she wasn't the one blamed
>tfw I didn't even do it

>>719071492
Yep

>>719071240

>fuckyouallah
>allah
????

>>719071240
I don't think I believe this. Most places don't even watch their CCTV, they only check it if a crime has been reported or suspected, so unless someone saw you, they shouldn't have ever known. Sauce: last job I had I got fired from after a year, I'd been stealing from them the whole time, like almost every day, they didn't even mention it, the reason they fired me was because they found out I'd been getting drunk in the restroom during my shift.

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>>719071240
>cumming into ice cream cones
>pissing into a cup

>>719071774
In the store, the CCTV camera was facing out the window, and you saw it when you entered. So some passerby maybe saw and tattled.

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>>719050118
>be 10th grade
>friends with two 8/10 girls
>we always hang out during p.e.
>playing tennis and the ball rolls under the bleachers
>one of my friend goes under the bleachers to find it
>I follow her because it's dark under the bleachers and might take a while.
>she can't see shit and she trips and grabs onto my gym shorts
>my gym shorts and boxers slide all the way down revealing my dick
>one of the gym teachers look at us and wave at us to come out
>mfw I got suspended for receiving a blowjob from under the bleachers
>mfw my friend didn't dispute anything to the teachers

>>719072123
kek

>>719071931
Ah, that would make more sense, the store I worked at had that too, a TV hanging at the entrance from the ceiling that showed the CCTV and a sign saying the store was monitored by CCTV, I feel like they only do that as a deterrent, like it doesn't actually stop people from stealing most of the time, I worked in a grocery store / buffet bar / salad bar / sushi bar / coffee shop type place, was always super packed, and I would just take stuff off the shelf and walk up and put it in a locker and then take it home at the end of shift, never caught or suspected of anything besides being drunk at work. I still don't know if me being drunk at work was illegal or not, being drunk in public is illegal, but I worked with heavy machinery as a butcher cutting meat all day, I wonder if that could be considered operating while intoxicated

>Be me
cringy enough

>>719050443
>wow you fucking retard I hope you graduated without shooting up the school

lol because he's white, amiright? xD

>>719067231
Dude your health class was full of faggots.

>>719055956
Thought you said greentext?

>>719053027
>end up dating a guy because everybody thinks I'm gay

what

>>719057972
Ohhhh fuck,
RiP anons blowjob

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>>719050118
>be me
>1st grade
>forgot to shower for a few weeks because i was a rural country asshole
>came to school and had gym class
>other students avoid me like im post-drug Amanda Bynes
>me and 3 other kids get called by the teacher to stay a few minutes after
>we had to go in for our "check ups"
>took off my pants
>sweat and crust had accumulated in my nether regions from gym class and y 3 week bath strike
>gym teacher starts inspecting my foreskin
>tugging back and forth
>MFW its penis inspection day.

>>719051841
I had to do a favourite song presenstation in French class.

I played Cold, Distrubed, and Linkin Park and the class was FREAKED OUT at how scary and metal it was.

I listen to black metal, death metal and grindcore now.

> Still wonders how that was too much. >.>

>>719053027
>lets a dude suck their dicks
>tells everyone
>everyone makes fun of dick sucker, but not the ones that allowed it.

What kind of fucking stupid highschool did you goto?

>>719051021
>2nd week of 6th grade
>hanging out in front of the school with one of my buddies before school
>most of the school is outside too
>randomly these 2 9/10 8th grade chick's come up to us and the short blonde one puts her hand on my shoulder
>"Hey you guys are pretty cute you guys could touch the g string of my thong anyday"
>me knowing I'm like a 3/10 beta
>"NONONONO I don't think your talking about me" as I swipe her arm away from me and do a 360 and walk off
Cringed at the moment the rest of the year tell I found out it was a game all the popular 8th grade chick's did
Later that year the same chick was "dating" 2 guys I knew I told them she was fucking with them but they didint believe me until she "broke up" with them and told them it was just a prank bro

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>Be 10 playing pokemon on shitter before school >Bus comes outside
>l still havent wiped Mom yells have to go Have horrible poison ivy on crotch
>Pour bunch of cream on my penis put on my pants and run to the bus
>girl i like next me asks me if ever been kissed
>l take out my gameboy
>She starts whispering in my ear
>l start sweating
>l look down
>The cream is seeping through my jeans making it look like i cummed She notices
>I notice open my fannie pack to grab some kleenexes My spaghetti falls out all over
>l start sweating more Realize i forgot to wipe my ass The entire bus smells like shit and spaghetti
>bus gets to school
>Try and run to bathroom teacher catches me >its penis inspection day
>my name is alan aardvark have to go first
>Nurse demands For me to take off my pants
>l refuse
>She wrestles me down and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch
>close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs
>She unzips my pants the smell of sphagetti cream and shit leaks out she pukes on my dick get expelled
>FUCKING PENIS INSPECTION DAY

>>719074257
>I can't come up with my own funny shit so i have to copy off of stuff i found on 4chan screenshots

>be me
>went to restaurant with friend
>fat friend
>we start talking bout random shit
>suddenly feel urge to take a leack
>YouAlreadyKnowWhat'sComing.jpeg
>meh, no need for bathroom yet
>we talk about girls
>he cracks a joke about 1 girl
>explode of laughter
>we both laugh
>was wearing a black tracksuit that day
>i fart with the force of 2 planets colliding
>we both start laugh harder
>suddenly my power to keep the pee in turned into power to shoot piss
>piss pants
>fuck
>chair gets wet
>he sees my chair
>fuck.png
>"t-that's just shake i just spilled ha-ha"
>"how can i pee from my butt"
>"fuck you anon you're soaked in pee"
>on the way home i made up a bullshit story on how i'm sick
>can't control peepee shooting
>don't tell anyone please i'm begging you
>been a secret for 4 fucking years
>he actually kept his word

I got popular so i let him ride the cool rollercoaster on my back.

>>719074648
>you fucking know it

>>719068099
That's pretty edgy, my man

>>719074691
both good men

>Be 10 or 11
>note passing in class got really popular, literally every one was passing notes, talking shit about the teacher n shit
>sat next to this girl
>she passes me a note that says "want to be my boyfriend"
>I reply "fuck off"
>mfw

>>719074861
Thanks man we don't hang out anymore but we used to.
Remember i wanted to kill myself that night.

>>719073368
I'm sorry but......What the actual fuck kinda school did you go to?

>>719055956
punkduck?

>Be some year in high school, don't remember, high school was one big blur to me because I played world of warcraft 10 hours a day every day after school
>There's this kid in a wheelchair with cerebral palsy who has a service dog that follows him everywhere
>really like dogs, but we're not allowed to pet it or say its name because that would mess up its obedience training to be rewarded for nothing
>one day elevator is broken
>kid in wheelchair has to use stairs
>I get picked to be the guy that helps him get down the stairs safely
>fml I hate disabled people, literally the worst person they could have picked for this job
>my hands are sweaty, lose my grip and he falls down a flight of stairs, rolling in his wheel chair the whole way
^is honest to god the truth, I did not do it on purpose
>dog's leash is attached to back of chair
>dog gets dragged down stairs too
>it got tumbled over several times by the kid in the wheelchair before coming to a rest with the kid on top of it at the bottom
>run down stairs as fast as I can, other people watching in horror
>pull kid off dog
>start petting dog and checking it for injuries and trying to calm it down and make it know it's ok and I'm sorry
>totally ignoring kid that I just dropped down the stairs because I love dogs and I hate disabled people, wasn't trying to be a dick, that was just my natural reaction to go to the dog first
>everyone thinks I'm a complete asshole
>school assembly in gym the next day
>speech about acceptance of other people's disabilities and needs
>everyone turns to look at me
>branded as a bully and a prick for the rest of high school even though I never bullied anyone and was always nice to everyone even if I didn't like them
>can't get any friends after this except for the really good ones I already had that didn't abandon me
>only have 3 friends by the end of high school because everyone hates me

At least things got better in college though.

>>719067484
kek

>>719066176
Fuck

>>719075076
shit nigga do you even lift

>>719075128
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/penis-inspection-day

>>719050118
>2nd grade
>we got these things called mustangs (our school mascot)
>if a teacher saw we were doing good they would give us one
>it was just an orange piece of paper we put our name on that we would turn in at the office
>every week the principal would draw one and who ever got picked got to take therected classes lunch order to the lunch room
>I wuz a gud boi so I wanted all of them
>in music class I would always get them because I sat in front of the class and was purposely a little louder so I would get a mustang almost every single day
>one day another music teacher had to leave in the middle of the day so they got crammed into my class
>I got shoved all the way in the back
>we start singing but the teacher can't hear me
>I need that mustang
>I need to leave class everyday for 5 minutes
>I need to be a good boy
>I form a plan and cup my hands around my mouth and start shouting
>everyone is singling nicely and it's just me screaming
>"anon stop doing that I can't hear everyone"
>the whole class laughs
>I stop and just mutter the lyrics defeated
>the kid sitting in my spot gets a mustang
Cringe to this very day about the whole situation

>>719075128
the same public school as anyone.

>>719065058
>Vaped so hard she had a seizure

Holy kek my fucking sides

>>719075493
We never had Dick inspections m8

>>719075855
What kind of halfwit school system do you come from?!

>>719075855
Did you go to a private school or something like that?

>>719075855
it's a meme dude

>>719050118
>be me
>6th grade
>talent show
>Music teacher at my school was a baller and my friends decided to do a rap song
>I was supposed to walk around and play the tambourine
>performance time
>I trip on the chord that was powering the piano
>I fall on my face
>Everything stops and the room is silent
>We just kinda walk off
>Still cringing at myself

>>719074691
also pissed my pants
>be me, be 10
>our class went to a castle in our town
>walking back to school, urge to piss
>now i had some problems with holding my piss when i was a kid, I never actually pissed my pants but sometimes i would let a few drops go, idk why
>anyway, urge to piss intensifies
>kid me doesn't want to take a leak behind a tree or some shit
>there's at least 5 more minutes until we get to school
>having to piss so much my eyes are rolling
>I say I'll just pee into my pants a little no one will notice and it will delay the urge
>worst idea ever
>i start peeing, there's no stopping now
>full on piss my pants
>two girls behind me say, anon your pants are wet, i reply i know
>luckily I lived just beside the school, leave the group, tel my friend to notify the teacher run home to change
>teacher didn't even notice, wtf
>come home call my grandpa ant tell him i pissed my pants, idk why
granpa says if he has to come pick me up, I say no, just letting you know
>put on new pair of pants, don't even wash or anything
>come back to class, tell the teacher i have a disease and I can't keep my piss (all lies)
>do assignments, no classmates say anything
>it went better than expected

>>719050118
You have only yourself to blame

>>719052213
rip, I'm also a manlet and I feel you.

>>719053027
>everybody thinks im gay
>end up dating a guy
anon just admit it, you're gay

>>719065855
I made a presentation on VRML in our computer literacy class. The class was mandatory, so most of the kids could barely operate a mouse even at the end of the year. You've never seen a room full of people so completely not understand a thing.

>>719053027
That's seriously fucked, what the hell were you thinking?

>10th grade
>in math class(teacher also teaches science so room is half classroom half science lab)
>sitting at lab table with friends after i finish my test
>start fucking around playing with the sink in the middle of the table
>one of us accidentally hits faucet
>cheap piece of shit breaks
>ohshit.jpeg
>water spews forth like yellowstone
>everyone in a twenty foot radius is soaked
>kek
>grab electronic calculators and shit
>friend tries to cover sink with jacket
>tries to shut water off
>doesn't
>on second floor so the two classrooms below us get rained on
>2 and a half day in school suspension
>Cringy at the time but ive left a legacy
>mfw teacher moves to a different room the next year

>>719076173
We used the same excuse.
We're retarded and genius at the same time.
I peed my pants twice but the 2nd time was with my brother and we are close so he does not care

>>719057737
this

>>719053027
Nice pasta

>>719069667
It's not too late /b/ro.
>it's never too late

>>719054374
>Be me
>7th Grade, last day of public school for me
>Knew it was my last chance to do something I'd always wanted to: touch this one girls butt
>Like fuck yo what a knock out
make it look like an accident
>stick out my elbow during english class
>cramped as fuck between two desks so she pivots her body to the side
>elbow full of ass
>goodday.jpg

>>719050118
This exact thing happened to me in 8th grade, except I wasn't the autist to play that song

>>719052512
>for about half a second
Keked

>>719071494
Fucking fat emo chick, you need to exact revenge by raping the shit out of her

>>719064441
I kek'd.

>>719073400
F A G

>>719065267
This made me kek so fucking hard. Thank you anon for beeing this autistic.

>>719074691
I was peeing in my best friends back yard the summer of 7th grade, I think. Neighbors came out so I spun around all scared and ended up pissing on myself.

>Tfw he let me borrow pants and didn't laugh at me
>Tfw that's why he's still my best friend

>>719077201
>elbow full of ass
kek

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>>719066176
>>719075287
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>719052424
We did penis game but instead Allah akbar

>>719077688
Nice, to be honest guys i've peed my pants 5 times at school. I just don't pee too much clench every muscle in your body to stop, i sit at the edge of my chair for an hour or so and people just do not notice.

>>719065058
>9th grade
>vaping

>>719078187
Damn you're right. Underage confirmed.

>>719064441
>Be me
>Fifth grade
>Talking about supreme court justices
>Me teacher describes them as judges because she is retarded
>New girl says that she knows one of them
>Teacher is curious, asks her to move on
>"Judge Judy!" She says proudly
>I fucking laugh my ass off
>She starts crying
>I get in trouble
I'm still laughing though lmao Judge Judy

>>719065413
Now that was cringy, nice one.

>>719067502
GE?

>In 7th grade math class
>have to fart
>Think i can make it silent so i lean and try and sneak it out.
>Mighty eruption "fucking burritos"
> blame it on classmate to left
>classmate is told to leave class
>he knows its me but cant prove it
>successes.jpeg
>Have to fart about 10 mins later
>try the silent approach one more time because it worked for me time and time again.
>even louder then the last.
>blame it on classmate to the right.
>bell rings

>>719050443
>I did this exact same thing, and I'm just lashing out.

>>719078630
general electric

>>719050118
Not exactly from school, but from college
>be me, 21 a few years ago
>have severe UC, during a big flare
>literally can't hold my shit for more then a couple of minutes
>going to class, get off the train, feel the urge to shit
>enter a staircase that leads to an underground garage and an underground shopping mall beneath the train station
>i know a public toilette is close but I have to pay exact change and I don't have it
>barely holding in shit, diarrhea starting to seep out
>go to the lowest floor of the staircase, hide under the stairs and take a shit
>I hear some people passing at one moment and hold in farts
>wipe my ass and change my underwear (I always have a spare because of my disease)
>leave shit and crapped boxers under the stairs, go to class
>when coming back a few hours later I see a cleaning van parked outside
>a few days later they installed the camera and put up a note asking people to behave
>they never caught me though

>>719073400
>C o m m i t S u i c i d e

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>>719051701
I shat myself laughing

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>>719050118
>be me 5th grade
>been obsessed with this popular qt3.14 the whole year
>I was a loner didint really have any friends at that school and just generally a super cringy beta
>I would always give chocolates and flowers to that one chick and asking her to be my girlfriend
>always told the guys I hung out with at school how much I liked her which they would instantly run to her and tell her how much I liked her and what I said
>was to much of a cuck to tell her myself
>one day sitting in class drawing like I always do when there's free time in class
>I notice she walks up behind me but didint really care cause she always did that cause her friend sat next to me
>"Hey uh anon like you are really sweet and I would really like to go out with you some time"
>the second she said my name i froze up and clenched my pencil and just stared at my paper I did not move a muscle or even say a thing I was too busy keeping the spaghetti in my pockets
>"uh just let me know anon bye"
>mfw
>still frozen trying to make sense of what just happened
>convince myself I was hearing things and blow it off
11 years later I still want to kill 10 year old me for being such a pussy and not atleast fucking talking to her

Why is this thread filled with faggots?

>>719078935
>do not shit here, no shitting area.

Or

>CAUTION: do not shit here

What would make a better board ?

>be me
>be in 10th grade
>seeing counselor to make my schedule for the next schoolyear
>noticed she changed her last name
>decent looking lady
> "oh i noticed you changed your last name miss whateverthefuck, congratulations on your marriage!"
> "thank you"

mfw a few months later when my friends told me she actually got divorced

>>719079357
2nd one is less redundant

>>719069667
I'm jealous of this one guy at my school cause he's smarter than everybody because he was homeschooled. You just reminded me that he's a socially awkward prick who no one likes, so thanks anon

>3rd or 4th grade
>decide to play a trick on a classmate during freeplay
>Know that he is annoyed about a big boned black girl that won't leave him alone
>forge an "I like you" note addressed to him from her
>place the note near him
>run off and try to stifle laughter
>he confronts me and calls me gay
>my little mind doesn't know how to process this backfire
>I try to explain the joke but he won't listen
>he keeps yelling that I am gay for the whole class to hear

I don't remember the aftermath

>>719079242
this is just sad anon, damn

>be me
>3rd grade
>go to the bathroom, see classmate in there
>bored, wanted to do something funny
> "hey wanna see a magic trick?"
>climbs over bathroom stall like an autist
>teacher says "anon can i talk to you"
>o shit dumb nigger told on me
>cries

No real story to greentext but in high school I would do this stupid thing where I would run in front of people in the halls then turn around and walk backwards while staring at them without blinking or saying anything at all. Why did I do this? I seriously can't remember.

>>719075165
You like dogs and keep your hate towards disabled to yourself. You're good with me anon.

>>719078422
not sure why but this made me laugh the hardest out of all the posts ITT

>12th grade finally graduating
>seniors get a special quote in the yearbook
>question is: "wat do after graduation?"
>me: "drink till i puke. again."

my actual quote in the yearbook.

so much cringe.

>>719080120
thats actually hilarious

>6 y.o
>shit my pants during class (play time or whatever)
>don't want to get caught
>not a big shit and a solid one too...
>genius idea
>slide the shit thru my pants
>shit on the floor in the middle of the room
>everybody notice it
>nobody knows it was me
>act like I'm surprised like everyone else
>it went better than expected

>>719072123
Kek
Had something kinda similar in high school
>junior year just broke up with my psycho ex
>she's on some retarded warpath trying to defame me
>literally was nothing to ruin nothing she said stuck
>I was friends with one of her friends her body was an 8/10 but her face was maybe a 4 or 5
>she spread a rumor me and her friend were fuck buddies
>was a virgin at the time so it just made me look like a Chad
>she found out and thought it was funny as shit
>her boyfriend found out and knew it was Bullshit plus me and him were friends so he thought it was funny too
>the rest of the year when ever we would see eachother we would say "ayy fuck buddy when we bangin next?" Or I would randomly come up when they were making out and say "ay when's my turn"
It ended up back firing when another chick me and my "fuck buddy" knew heard and she beat the fuck outta my ex for calling her friend a whore

>>719080774
shit nigga there's enough drama here to write a teen soap

>>719062953
kek

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>>719053831
Underrated