Guess what: I'm a woman I've been using 4chan for

>I've been using 4chan for 8 years now
I've been lurking 4chan since 2003.
Based on this information, I want to know less about you than I already do.

>>719048837
> I'll be your CEO one day

No you won't, because I work for a Canadian-owned company.

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>>719048837
>post literally any image of any random female
>type "femanon here"
>wait 0.03 seconds
>290 lonely, gullible spergs appear and spend the next 45 minutes screaming for tits, timestamps and sharpies in poopers

WORKS EVERY TIME

tits or gtfo

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>>719048837
Guessed what a samefag you are.

>>719048837
Looks like you're going to be a very busy person, I admire that. We need forward thinkers. Though I don't quite agree with your voting for Trump, I can see past that.
You're destined for a bit of stress in your life. I can help with that. If you'd like some degrading sex acts performed on you at your whim look me up. Or just come here to 4Chan, we'll do our best to debase your dreams to what they should really be.
And I hope in your travels you get to meet the next Comander in Chief. It would be good for you to get his input, his wonderful intellect, and to get groped by his 70 year old liver spotted hands.

>>719048918
>>719048921
>>719049018


Welcome to the future where I am still grinding your nuts into a fucking pulp after the last woman joke you made. As a feminist I don't expect you to understand how much we try to please you and you shoot us down with another insult. I'm done kiddo you can kiss your spot on the train station good bye because that spot is now reserved for my purse bitch. I'll have you know I've killed 387 terrorists (all men) in Aleppo and my blood lust won't end until I'll vaporize you into a pile of ashes. Step up and ill burn you like jew in aushwitz. I've got more social justice warrior status then you and I just sent a police squad to your house thinking that your El Chapo, prepare for a bullet storm. Maybe you should have looked where my eyes are not my boobs, peace.

>>719048837
>I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships

You've been stupid enough to work for nothing 7 times?

More fool you. Learn from experience

>>719048837
>I'll be your CEO one day
no you won't. I'm on NEETbux

>>719048837
>comperable

Idjit.

>>719048837
>Wether you like it or not, females are comperable
> make you a sandwhich

When you learn to spell, you'll be taken seriously. IQ = 145? Fuck off, 85 is closer

>>719048837
kys now i have to watch terminator

>>719048837
nice 1 OP
but i might be the shareholder that tells you what to do anyway

My only question is why are you seeking validation and attention from us?


If the aforementioned is true you could be much better things with your time instead of wasting it here.

>>719048837
>marketing
>iq 146

okay babe

>>719049857
Just how many fedoras do you own, son?

>>719048837
yea that shit is awesome. no one with an IQ above 95 would assume there aren't people like you. however the theme of this website is to troll people, so I don't know what kind of reaction you're hoping for other than enlighting people.

The main reason people say "tits or gtfo" is because if they want to be treated with special care for being a femanon then they should give something in return, otherwise, why not state yourself as an anon an be treated equally to the rest? This does not apply in this thread obviously

>>719048837
Intelligent
Voted for Trump.

pick one.

>>719049575
>implying there are no smart women or simply that smart people don't misspell?
>either way: are you from saudi arabia...?

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>>719049367
>Guaranteed replies

>>719050021
being intelligent does not imply you have compasion. voting right might simply mean you're selfish

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>>719048837
Now tits or gtfo

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>>719050000

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>>719050228

>>719048837
Stopped reading after the IQ. However, thanks for the try and the newish pasta.

>>719048837
TITS OR GTFO

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>>719050576
You wait here, son.

>>719048837
Low quality bait op is a triggered tumblrina

>>719048837
Not sure if bait or real

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>>719050891
You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you son?

>>719049018
kek

>>719050228
No, the only way it's smart for an undergrad to vote Trump is if daddy is a billionaire. And an heiress wouldn't do seven internships, because daddy can just get precious a job right out of school.
This isn't to say that an undergrad should've voted for Clinton either, they should've voted for literally anybody else (who wasn't a former governor of New Mexico).

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>>719048837
IO 146, women, on 4chan?

>>719051003
More of a cutting board

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>>719048837
Hey OP. You're not a woman. You are a 13 yr old faggot in your moms basement who havent cleaned his room since last year. Video related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aekiMlGQDLY

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>>719048837

>>719050415
> called out for shit bait
> he took my bait!
No

>>719048921
Vehicle parts?

ravioli ravioli give me the copy pasteroli

>>719048837
No you wont.

I am a male version of you and in the company i work for only men get the top positions.

The best you can hope for is to order me a sandwich for our lunch meeting before our afternoon golf outing.

You know what; never mind we'll hit hooters on the way out. With your skillset you wouldn't mind doing that exchange migration while we drink with clients.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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I know what you want whitey

>>719051651
Horrible use of a horrible pasta

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>>719048837

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>>719048837
>OP posts shitty low-quality bait
>85 autistic spergs show up and spend the next hour screaming about how they're not going to fall for the shitty low-quality bait

Fucking 4chan.

>>719051942
God damn, shut the fuck up. Yes, I'm not attracted to short men, and this precisely why. So fucking what? You're all insecure, petty, and meek. Get. The. Fuck. Over it. What the hell do you want me to do? To let myself get raped by a short man? Listen, I am NOT OBLIGATED to give you attention or to let myself have a physical relationship with a man I have no attraction to. And every piece of advice that I give short men that never stop complaining about their "tribulations" goes unheard. You want me to be a "roastie?"
I think short men are absolutely worthless. Every time I see one smiling, I can only think to myself how depressed he must be and how much he must hate himself. Every time a short man hits on me, I recoil inwards a bit and I immediately go to laugh about it with some friends. I will mock short men whenever they leave the room, and I will get my tall, male friends to mock them as well. Every time a short man gets angry, I can't help but laugh at how helpless and timid he looks. Every time a short man complains about his height, I have to stop myself from telling him to man up and date fat girls like he deserves. Every time a short man tells a funny joke, I start laughing at the joke, but then start laughing even harder at his height, which is why I sometimes get short men hitting on me thinking they did well to please me. I tell short men that their height doesn't matter, even though whenever I'm with a group with a short man, I almost never make eye contact with them and proceed to talk over them. And most of all, the main reason why I want a tall husband is because I don't want a short son, and if I get a short son, I will give him HGH injections.

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>>719050228
why would not having compassion or selfishness be associated with people who voted for Trump?

say for example, if one of the family members of a soldier killed in Benghazi was both extremely compassionate and or very unselfish, would you expect them to vote Clinton?

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>>719052685

>>719048918
>Lurked since 2003
>Can't see obvious copypasta
yea, i'm sure you have dumbfuck

>>719049883
\ thread

>>719051942
Everyone is baited. You included.

>>719048837
Spend one minute looking at post, already spot obvious elementary spelling AND grammar errors.
Lolllolol saying you are Mensa approved????
Thanks for making my day great again.

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nice job