ITT: badly describe video game plots and other anons try to guess

>>719046478
>little nigga livin in community housing projects
>little nigga's dad left
>little nigga doesn't get a job, shoots people for money instead
>little nigga finds himself a junkyard dog and raises it to fight

>>719046478
Mother 3

Furfag space ace

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> Bird

> Man

>be negroid person back in the original household after a seres of events
>mother is die
>other negrid neighbors are dick
>Everything you were entrusted to accomplish for this mission was to drive-within a few distance-after the aforementioned damned railway transport, Carl Johnson.

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>Painis
>Cupcake

>>719048515
Starfax

>>719048961
GTA San Andreas

>Your wife can't talk to you anymore so you go into the woods to be sad
>Meet a cute new grill that you never see
>Find a dead kid's body in a cave
>Go home

>be veteran spec ops police
>be called to a spec ops mission to defend 3,7 crates of UN supplies in the middle of Sandnigeria
>teamates are just all russian and run around with sniper rifles

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>Always gotta fight over the powerups with player 2
>Bad guy is bald headed chink who turns into monsters
>welcum to ur doom

>go play tetris

>SHUT THE FUCK UP

>have sex
>die
>watch execution with buster sword
>get rescued by punk
>watch new business associate almost die
>try to buy explosives from druglord
>fail... kinda
>talk to harley twinns
>blow up warehouse
>aaah werewolf

>You and your bros gotta kill Hitler
>Oh shit, octopus aliens.

a beer
i found some soup in the microwave
there was a mistake
oh no
how sad
soldiers

>>719049586
Metal Slug 2

>lonely guy builds army
>destroys shit then goes to sleep
>you wake him up
>now you have to go back through time and kill him and his endless army

>>719049149
Firewatch

>be me
>be security chief in big ass prosthetics
>isis breaks in
>shoots ma face
>steal my gf
>be rebuilt into a killing machine and seek revenge
>illuminati confir... wait, not in this one

>who gave you dat ink?
>huh?
>who gave you dat ink?
>WHO THE FUCK GAVE YOU DAT INK? THINK YOU ARE ONE OF US NOW?

>>719049805
>SHUT THE FUCK UP

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> Chilling with bro
> Suddently work for a CEO who sounds like he's having a constant stroke
> Have to find a stolen prototype weapon
> Bad guy is actually a furry chick
> WHY DON'T YOU FUCK HER GODDAMN FAGGOT SHE'S LITTERALLY BEGGING FOR IT AND YOU'RE BOTH THE SAME ENDANGERED SPECIES HOLY SHIT

>>719049535
Bloodsucker: the BIG BAD WOLF Plotlines

>>719049791
Feel like a casul for only knowing this one.

>>719049653
You got that right, faggot.

>illuminati confirmed
>and the hollow earth
>and zombies
>and innsmouth
>and lizard president probably as well

>>719049805
Distant Scream III

>>719046478
>a jap, an amerifat, a communist, and a nazi use a ball to save the universe from squid aliens

>>719049868
I'M FUCKIN TALKIN TO YOU!

>>719049898
sounds kinda close

>>719049426
Ayy ALTERED BEAST POOOOWWERRR UPPPP

>>719049535
ez pz. Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines. Great gane

>>719049988
close whining ][ ][ ][
bingo

>>719050161
aye

>>719049769
You win

>300%

>be amputee
>stealthy as fuck
>friend gets gun pointed at him by little nigger kid
>oh fuck giant robot

>>719050143
hell yeah brotha

>be 1800s
>zeppelin ride
>ogres in airplanes
>BOOM
>find the boy, giev ring
>hi i am virgil, your personal bitch
>btw you are an ancient elf demigod
great crafting system

>>719050332
Metal Gear?

>>719050332
MGS: Unfinished mess

>be me
>be legendary hero from shitty fantasy realm
>be summoned to magic arena along with IV other heroes
>why is everyone talking a different language
>what are these creatures
>why do those statues kill me
>what is 'bronze'
>what were we fighting for again

>>719050414
>>719050448

smart boys

>Gun up cat ass

>be thief
>be in the third part of the series

>>719050522
deadly shadows, taffer

>>719050459
LoL, Dota and that other one.

>be mercenary hired for some shitass mission
>why is everybody jumping
>why is everybody dancing
>why is everybody trading hats
>why is everybody an almost exact copy of one of those 9 people
>why is everybody yelling doctor

>>719050847
OKTOBERFEEEEEST

>>719050518

Postal 2?

>>719050847
cmon make it harder its hat simulator 2

>>719050847

Team fortress 2.

>get executed
>twice
>live
>proceed to fuck shit up in a desert

>begin on earth
>back from the dead
>oh shit a rogue ai
>better see what it's up to

>>719050847
Too easy

>be illegal racing pro
>car wets saboted
>gotta start from zero
>oshit all the police of the state are after me
>too bad they cant seem to shoot me
>too bad my car seems to be made of mithril and has the mass of a black hole
>too bad cops cant chase me after I jump over a ramp to other state

>>719051144
NFS: Most Wanted. Great game.

Gd mode

>Mario
>in a kart

> try to kill freaky scientist
> goes south.gif
> brain dead freeload for 10
> realize you arent actually braindead
> nightingale effect.png
> robot dogs
> dual weild
> robots/mechas
> blimps
> propaganda

>be edgy kid with broad PENIS
>be part of terrorist group who arent really terrorists
>meet a qt wh has filled the nights of legions of horny teens
>fight edgier fucktard with long PENIS


>don't get too attached to the flower girl for your own good

>>719051056
Soma?

>butt
>people mad
>ok no butt, lesbian
>people more mad

>>719051911
super smash bros brawl

>Save the realm with the aid of the emperor's bastard son, travel everywhere running errands and helping the peasants in need, fight demons in another dimension and, briefing, save the day

>But if you, by accident grab a tankard in any inn you shall STOP RIGHT THERE YU CRIMINAL SCUM

>>719051911
Overwatch!

>>719051911
Overporn

>>719052081
Stop making these so easy, Oblivion obviously

>>719052081
Sam and Max

>>719051821
No

>>719051534
wolfenstein the new order

>be special agent in medieval fantasy realm
>cult of freaks has burnt a manr and kidnapped a child
>gotta chase all the baddies down to Sinister & Devastated Magic City now overridden with undead and shit

>by the time you read this your risk has risen up to 100 and even if you try to hit a statue you would fail

>Start hitting dogs
>Why do i hit stones with my sword?
>Walking takes forever
>Kill monkeys to get a horse
>Grinding takes forever

>>719048184
Fallout 3

>>719049605
Half-Life

>>719046478
guess this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aekiMlGQDLY

>think you're meant to come to earth
> fight angels and demons
> you weren't meant to
> try to find out who/why you thought you were meant to come to earth
>fail anyways
>edgy brother tries to redeem you

>>719046478
Dave depopulates an island with the help of a ninja named Frank.

>>719051331
Metriod Prime

git gud, scrub

>rob bank
>cunt gf shoots you
>befriend nigger
>kill gf

>>719052726
Devil May Cry?

Dad dies
Gotta kill some theives
Asshole kills girl
Friend kidnaps a princess
more important to work on rock collection
Oh shit! sister kidnapped
better finish my rock collection in hell

>>719053159
GTA III

>I know a place on the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brother.

>This is Head Radio, a Love Media station...

>>719051716
FF7

>everybody hates this game

>>719054155
NMS

>have a tail
>kidnap qt princess
>meet some short nigger with balling hat
>your brother is a trap
>turns out you're an alien android or some shit.

>>719053225
Very very close.
I'll give you a hint

>huge ass fucking sword.

>>719054317
Final Fantasy?

>>719054317
Crisis core or some shit?

>>719054468
>>719054595

Want to give it another shot or is that your final answers?

>>719054218
FF9

>>719052726
Darksiders

>its a conflict
>in a galaxy somewhere
>Really not close by, spatially or temporally.
>made out of those toys that rip off mega blocks.

>>719054846
YES FINALLY

>>719054993
Lego autist wars

>>719054834
Mah nigga.

>wanna go bowling

>>719055418
10/1

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>>719055556
SHIT NIGGER

>>719055556
GTA 4

>>719051058
>Too easy
>Doesn't say game
>Doesn't know game

Retarded nigger confirmed.

>>719055898
Hat simulator 2.

>Loved by normies
>In reality huge fucking dissapointment
>Could've been so much more
>Daddy issues teenager always causing you problems
>Some rich asshole wants you dead
>Otters
>Deer

>>719049791
Deus ex

>Banjo Kazooie in space

>>719056149
ratchet and clank

>>719056050
Far cry 4 or something?

>>719055898
more than one thousand hours in game

Everyone and their mother knew that one. It was mildly funny but not a challenge. That's why 4 people responded so quickly.

>>719056198
Yup.

>you're a star athlete
>shit goes down
>turns out you were a dream
>but you aren't really?
>confusion

>>719046478
fuck walk around all day with this hook on my hand ... fuck if i know where im going but im folowing this girl .... dumb people throw coins on the floor all day that i pick up ..... oooh yeah im a heroine adict to shoot stuff in my vains.


think in the end it was all a bad trip anyways

>>719056380
Why are there so many Final Fantasy ones?

>gf facetimes me
>bitches about work
>i go to visit
>turns out shes right a bit
>all of her coworkers there are clingy as shit and try to hug me
>literally running from them
>decide to peace out when i find my gf aint even there anymore

>>719056534
People like the games I guess. That particular one was the shit back in 01

>>719056380
Ffa10?

>>719056632
Yeah, I did play it beyond reason.

>>719056661
>>719056682
Yes.

>you're a cyclop skellington

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>Seems to be a platformer.
>Has a cute bunny thing.

>>719046478
Mother 3?

>>719056050
LiS?

>>719056851
Klonoa

>>719048868
Owlboy

>>719056609
Tumblr: the game
Aka
Life is Strange

>"Find the contradictions"
>Game does great job making player feel dumb

>THE GAME

Kid gets rude awakening by mom
visit friend's both and some lying bitch gets disintegrated
tries to leave but friends dad is like ALL HELL NAW
get disintegrated end up saving her
memory is froggy
save world from hemorrhoid like alien who's up the worlds ass

>metal as fuck
>fun and enjoyable
>cameos blow your teenage mind
>turns out it's an rts
>into the trash it goes

>>719057238
Contradiction?

>Be me
>On an airplane with this chick I know and an old man
>Video pops up of the place we're vacationing at.
>Land on airstrip covered in a shit load of paint
>Locals think I did it
>Spend the rest of my vacation cleaning up some other fuckwad's mess.

>>719057331
>>cameos blow your teenage mind
Brutal legend. try harder

>>719057281
Akira Toriyama's Not Dragon Ball

>spawned endless diarrhea about cake

>>719057238
LA Noire or Phoenix Wright:Ace Attorney?

>>719057511
portal

>>719057511
Protall

>>719057041
nope. never played that

>>719057566
>>719057583
ayyus.
Although it could have been Mario too now that I think about it.

>be ball
>paint stuff
>overthrow dictatorship

>start as military
>neutral
>learn about bad guy from past
>continue on adventure with cesspool of "friends"
>turn dick... or good, or stay neutral.
>eventually learn bad guy was you, but you had the amnesia
>bad guy was good before
if good now, you have a serious case of bipolar-morality
>end up having to kill badguy wannabe
>become bad guy once again
>or not, and become good guy which is canon

>roll around
>acquire objects
>10/10 ost

>>719057413
Super Mario Sunshine

>>719057413
super mario sunshine

>>719057688
Thermite civilians: the game

>>719057717
>>719057787
ye

>>719057716
Katamari?

>Two environmentalists or some shit
>a crippled fish and a farting psychic
>they make everyone else do their job

>>719049733
WW2

>>719057688
Spec Ops: The Line

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>>719057035
Audible & sustained kek.

>>719049953
saints row?

>fat crocodile stealin muh muthafucking bananas

>>719057847
Yes.

>be kid
>pink hair green pants
>some pigs kick your ass
>proceed to save the world