Let's get a secrets/confessions thread going anons. I'll

i've spent a good decade lurking on here and never posted anything. phew glad i got that off my chest/bucketlist.

>>719014086
Sometimes I just want to be some rich old white man's houseboy.

I want to lucid dream and kill everybody.

Nice waste of literature you dumb cunt.

Some guy I know was a virgin until he was 28.

I want to fuck my first cousin.

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i rename my pics to give them 4chan-ish filenames so no one knows where i got them originally

I'm an engineer at a large US tech company. Some of you guys are probably posting from our devices. I have been visited twice in my office and once on the shop floor by real life "men in black" who pulled me aside and asked me to implement certain "features" into the bootROMs of the devices. My boss confirmed what they said, and basically told me to do it or get another job. These "features" could be used to load unsigned bootloader images in place of normal, signed ones. Smartphones are no longer safe. Do not store important information on them.

>>719015150
Why would they send government personnel directly to an engineer and not just give the mandate to upper management?

come on anons, surely peoples lives are more interesting than this.

>>719015409
Because I've refused this kind of thing before. They also talked to the other engineers directly. I try to be a good person but I'm getting shat on for it. Now I'm drunk and telling 4chan at 4 AM.

>>719015150
lol why would you think smartphones were ever safe

I've been fucked by someone I met on grindr

>>719015564
The company I work for is committed to protecting our users, which is why I'm pissed about this.

>>719015527
like the govt gives two shits about your dick rate threads and /b/ullshit

>>719015780
Well, the US government has full control of /b/. The mods don't control this board anymore. It has been that way at least since moot left.

Confession: I want to fuck a 15 year old girl

I've nutted on my nieces face when she was passed out drunk and she thought it was her boyfriend and broke up with him

>>719016077
Same

>>719016077

Me three.

I was sharing a bed with a 9 year old boy and when he was asleep I started jerking his soft little 1" cock and then I pulled his tiny little undies down and rested my lips around his warm dick, by now I was certain he was awake so I kept sucking feeling his tiny body quivering when i circled my tounge around this cock, he then peed a bit in my mouth and i swallowed it all. We then started having "play time" every night and boy did he love it. never got caught to this day 11 years ago, got more stories if anyone's interested

>>719016077

MODS MODS MODS

WE GOT A PEDO OVER HERE

>>719016077
me 4

>>719016278
Faggot. Pedophiles are attracted to prepubescant minors. 15 is not prepubescant

I sleep for 12 hours a day cause my dreams always seem to be better than real life atm

I hate my best friend he always goes out of his way to make me feel bad and then say it was a joke.

>>719016801
I had a friend like that. Tell him to go fuck himself and find some real friends. My life is so much better after getting rid of that cunt.

>>719016077
it's hard not to want to.
when i find the time to go out, majority of them are dressed like they are over 20.
anon, i'm not condoning your opinions, so be careful.

>>719016927
i would but he's clingy

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>>719014481
i hate you and everything you stand for... can't even believe... this fucked summernigger
>>719014086
I feel like i am falling in and out of love with all the women around me and i am too fickle and stupid to make sense of it ...

>>719014845
Kek, I used to do the same

>>719017013
Just tell him what you think and cut all connections with him if needed. It is hard but it's better than that passive agressive bullshit he gives you.

I say uguu a lot

I want to have a gay threesome with my 14yo cuz and my female cousin's attractive boyfriend.
They were here this Christmas and I couldn't take my eyes off either

I fantasize about getting pregnant with a demon allot. Idk why but for some reason the idea of maybe giving birth to the antichrist turns me on and gets me off. even if my son drank my blood or some shit I'd behonored.

I take acid because its relatively the safest drug I can take that lets me forget about all my fuck ups for a while and allows me to enjoy life again

>>719014086
Stepdaughter guy here. Yesterday I entered Maisie (13 yo) 's room when she was changing.
I see her topless from time to time and already knew she has wonderful tits, but it's the first time I could see her fully naked since she was 11.
And she grew up so much... She has the sweetest little bush, I'm sure I would came juste licking it, although I'll never do it.

On the other side, yesterday Sophie (17 yo) took a shower and she used the shampoo bottle I emptied my nuts into last weekend

I used to sneak into my gfs roommates room and take pics of her passed out in college pic related

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>>719019540

>>719014086
I'm a conservative who voted for Trump and everyone started calling me Nazi and I called everyone a cuck, and now I am a big fan of National Socalism and I have a cuckold fetish. Race mixing is still degeneracy though.

I fucked my ex last week while her bf was away. She was passed out an didn't know I was there but still.

I fucked my Sister

>>719020098
greentext

>>719020131
>be me
>have sister
>fucked her

>>719019528
Hot

>>719018083
nice. I'd also like to do something similar but with my very cute 13 and 11yo nephews. it will never happen though. gayest thing Ive done/will do with them is shower together fairly often.

>>719020800
Nice. Too bad most fantasies are just fantasies tho

>>719020800
I'm not gay but this is hot

>>719020098
who HASN'T?? your sister is a total slut, ive fucked her lots of times

I want my wife to play/finger my ass hole but dont know how to tell her without it being akward...

>>719021391
do hers first if you haven't yet has worked for me on 2 different girls for w.e reason if you do it they seem to try it too (from my experience)

>>719021561
Shes not into full anal, the occasional finger/lick but thats about it

>>719021211
yeah, way too much risk to actually do it irl.

>>719021343
do you regret it?

i had a 12yo gf when i was 25.

>>719021921
a little bit

>>719021220
I cant help but to appreciate their beauty, just like i do with girls. I rate them as 7.5/10 and 9/10

>>719022125
what kind of molesting was it?

>>719020800

i want to kill showerfag here.

>house sat for a friend
>check his comp for pics and shit
>jackpot! Like 300 of his chubby slut
>get a copy
>post online few day later
>she was white knighted at her work by a customer
>she freaks
>friend asks me
>deny deny deny
>they call cops... Can't do shit
>now that things have chilled she's lost weight and is even more slutty
>have her FL and still get the occasional good pic
>never had luck to check the comp again

>>719022214
we played mario kart all the time.
i would completely dominate her ass.

>>719022222

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>>719022282
>i would completely dominate her ass.

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>>719022282
if dominating someone mario kart is molestation i'd be in prison already

>>719022359
in mario kart*

I want to fuck married women

>>719016246
greentext

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>be 13 or 14
>be horny as fuck weirdo since early childhood
>sleeping over at my dad's place
>Me older uncle and girl cousin sleep in same room because movie night
>2am Still wide awake. Mind is filled with vile things
>Touch cousins leg, no response
>Get close to her face to check breathing, it's slow
>Call her by name a few times, no response
>Start trailing my fingers to her pussy
>rub for a little
>my preteen dick hard as fuck
>Slowly, carefully unbutton her jeans, shit was tight on her since she had a bit of chub
>unzip
>pull her pants down just enough to expose her parts
>very surprised she's not awake and not making a sound
>rub her pussy carefully making sure of her reactions
>she moans very very softly
>pull down her panties and start touching her
>cant contain myself
>go to restroom and get a hairbrush then put gel on the handle as lube
>proceed to shove the handle inside of her ass. it might have been her pussy im not sure but i think itwas her butt judging by how upright and stiff it was
>put my dick inside of her with slow strokes
>holy shit what am i doing
>kiss her a few times, feeling like she was going to wake any moment
>no response
>get her hands and grip her hands around my cock
>start having her jack me off
>i let go of herr hands and shes STILL jacking me off
>Holy fuck what is happening
>didnt even know what to think
>she would tighten her grip when i would hold her hand
>this goes on for a while until i cum
>throw away brush
>next morning we eat breakfast with family
>seems like she didnt even know
>didnt make eye contact
>five years later
>mom tells me that the dad i always knew to be my biological father isn't even my real dad
>real dad lives in europe
>wasn't incest
>lol
to this day that guy still thinks he's my dad so does his entire family.
i still dont know what to think

>>719022476
MODS MODS MODS

I have actually kissed my retarded cousin who have down syndrome and skinship my sister...also i have tongue kissed a 6yo

>>719022243
wut? lol why do you want to kill me?

Hello /b/ Have a great day!

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Not a secret, more of just some thoughts.

It's completely crazy to me that there are 3 billion women on earth, and simply picking up one chick is hard enough. Crazy how some people have to settle or lower their standards when there's an 8/10 who would love them, and they're out there, but will never meet.

>>719022536
>also i have tongue kissed a 6yo

i dont get this. why would anyone want to do this?

children are nasty snot and shit machiines.

not even moralfag, but... were you like 6 years old too?

>>719022550
wtf you pedo

>>719022647

when you give women rights, this is what you get: they get even pickier.

>you're gonna die alone anon.

>>719022589
Because objectively he just prefers baths

>>719022647
I think about this often when I'm hung up over a chick that liives near me. Then I think about the thousands of whores out there who will treat me like a king.
feels weird man

>>719014086
A few years ago, my neighbors were trying their damnest to conceive children. I found out they tried for about 5 years before I met them. I had an idea that I only told the wife. My ancestry and body are very similar to the husband. Lovely memories were created and now the couple over the path of 3 years have 3 "miracle babies." Both are happy with their kids, even though the daddy is not actually the biological dad (unknown to him).

>>719022589

because your shower bullshit stories annoy me.

come up with something new, faggot.

>>719022759
oh shit dude that's crazy that he doesn't know.
I would be your friend you seem interesting.
You came in that bitch dog i would buy you agoddamn drink

>>719022708
What if he is also 6 years old?

>>719022654
>cant even reply to the proper post

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my wife gained 80 lbs in 2 years and im not attracted to her anymore.

never get married anons. please, i beg you.

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What's /b/'s obsession with kids? Are kids sexy? Did I miss a memo?

>>719022877
I did it for the ass, she thinks compassion was a major issue, it was a minor one. If you had the opportunity, I'm sure the idea would hit you like a bolt of lightning like it did me. Thanks for the kudos, bro.

>>719023001

i didnt think so either but then i saw some shit on here that made me reconsider.

still, not a pedo... just saying... they can*.

>>719023001
I think it's more like they are easy, and a tiny dick is not a problem. Kids can be conned far easier and are confused with the "normal" world of lies, image and secrets as it is.

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>>719023067
pic related can confirm

>>719023001
>being this new

>>719022722
possibly, there are a lot of crazy people out there who kill for retarded or no reason(s)

>>719022841
wtf are you talking about?..sry you didnt like my post for w/e reason.

>>719021997
how was that?

I masturbate to the nude pics my mom sends me.

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>>719023186
wrong

>>719023307
So do I. You catfished her, didn't you? I catfished my mom for shits and giggles, planning to tell her I was her fake boyfriend at one point. When the sexy pics started, I just kept it up because I apparently bought property in Creepy Town.

>>719016246
moar pls. you a boy too?

>>719023294

it was alright.

>>719023469
No. She knew it was me.

>>719014086
I have an autistic but not so autistic younger brother. I felt bad for him and let him touch my boobs and shagged him once. didnt continue as i left for college. i am a lesbian

>>719023380
He's got a point
That boys got some sexy nips

>>719023644

now this is a real secret.

>>719021391
My wife was tickling my balls while sucking me off, I "accidentally" arched my back a bit too hard and she touched my asshole. Told her later how good it felt, and now she rims me as well as fingerfucking it.

>>719023561
Now... I'm jealous of you.

When my little sister and I were too young to know better, we saw mom and dad kiss, so we copied them because I loved my sister and she loves me too. Parents thought it was cute at first, and when we didn't stop even when we're about to be teenagers, they made us stop.

We're in our 20's now, and I still make out with her on occasion. It's not sexual. It was just how we showed affection for one another and the way we've always bonded since we were kids.

>>719023598
Story?

>>719023704
She may or may not think I'm gay, I'm not sure.
Also, it's not like I haven't see her naked, alot.

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I like to pull my dick out at concerts, parades, and large gathering's of people and rub my dick on woman's ass's

>>719014086

Because of the election i checked /pol/ once and now i'm hooked and rarely go to /b/ -SAD!

>>719023838
lol. why dont you skip the middle man and just rape them instead?

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Used to fuck and molest my retarded half sister for years. She never told becuase she liked it a lot, pic related. I ambushed her in the shower ofter for blackmail.

>>719023644
lol, good point

>>719018910
I am The Antichrist. God will protect me until my mission is complete. I'll fuck you without a condom if you're hot enough.

>>719023741
that's interesting
did you keep it up through your teens?

>>719023976
If true, I'll see you in hell.

>>719023930
It's a thrill to do this in public I can't explain. I'm just a sick fuck like a lot of you and I find this to be fun.

Sometimes i fuck my best friend's sis oh his bed while hes out working, i feel real bad, but.. Can you blame me?

>>719024122
nice, to each his own.

>>719023976
I'll see you in Hell. I'll be there for being my half-sister's father. Long story, so no greentext. Mom was a blackout-drunken-coma drunk, so she doesn't know I'm her dad.

>>719024224
Every one of us who has a friend with a hot sister who CAN do this, did this. So no, you are not evil... just human.

>>719024037
We did, when we lived together. It felt shitty to know that everyone shuns that kind of behavior, so we would only do it when our parents are out, or sometimes after our parents are asleep if one of us just had a horrible day and needed attention.

>>719024388
What if it was your friends mom.
I don't really consider it a secret cause I still tell people.
I just make sure it doesn't get back to my friend.

Never had sex
Never had a girlfriend
Went on a bus for 5 hours to meet a fat girl who was my first and only time kissing a girl, who then gave me a BJ and i couldnt finish. we didnt have sex
Every time i think it's going well with a girl i feel sick and shut down and cant do anything
Never told any of my friends this
Never told anyone in my family
If i think about telling them i get the same level of anxiety
im 26 now and i dunno wtf to do. I don't see how this is going to magically change at some point in the future
I've tried getting drunk, getting high, doing ecstasy etc, nothing made it any easier

>>719024548
Where do I meet a fat chick to kiss and get a BJ from

>>719024445
What a fucking shitty world we live in. I am super close with my sister too, and if I had more ways to show her how much I loved her I would do them. I understand the non sexual love you have m8, and you have my blessing.

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>>719024633

>>719024538
Sure it's okay. Anything not rape is okay. Oh, and tell people, but not want your friend to know... yeah, that's nothing more than a ticking time bomb. XD

>>719024818
>XD

>>719024548
Try with a guy, see if that helps.

>>719024818
Basically it's just my army buddies and my mom.
No one he ever has contact with.
Also, she was separated from her husband at the time and we did this for about 6 months.
They got back together, so it's not just him I'm worried about.
I'm actually really good friends with his dad.

>>719024548
>>719024938
legit though

Female pedo :(

>>719024737
Thanks mate. There are definitely more ways than what I do to show affection for siblings. But it was our thing, and when I kiss her, all my stress with school/family/work/relationships disappear for that one moment, like we were both children again, playing in the backyard with no cares in the world.

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Have dank rpae fetish

>>719025035
Hot. Pedo for boy peens, or gurl vag?

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>>719025035
>>719025035
>>719025035

>>719025110
I consider myself straight but I like little girls

>>719025035
Thats awesome wanna have some kids together?>>719025035
>>719025035
>>719025035

>>719023644
thats gross

>>719025005
>I'm actually really good friends with his dad.
Try anyway. He might be into watching and spanking from the closet. I have little social ability but I get laid because I take a chance whenever I can. Most of my sexual successes are "holy shit, that worked?"

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>>719025035
OMGZ!! ME too!!!!

>>719025186
You're not exclusively attracted to kiddies, right? So like you want grown men, but also little girls?

How did it all start? Any stories with little girls?

>>719024548

dont worry anon you can do it

>be me
>20
>use to be fat but lost 100+ (at 18/19 years old)
>excess skin but handsome devil
>finds ex from middle school
>she thinks im hot
>insecure about body
>still fucks and loses virgnity
> moves to vegas 1 month later to not let her fall for me

>>719025214
Don't want kids :(
>>719025258
:')
>>719025275
Nah I'm not exclusive. I like grown men too.

I'm not sure how it all started, I just always thought they were cute until I started having dirty thoughts

It will always remain fantasy though

I hate nigger

>>719025240
I'm not completely socially awkward.
Hooked up with this cute waitress a couple days back.
And had this one guy suck my dick a while ago. He was extremely good at it.

But he does strike me as the type who might go for it, but I don't need it.

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>>719025186
that's interesting
how do you reconcile the two?

also, if you tell me what kind of girl you like I'm sure I can find some pics for you

>>719014086
i lurk gay hook up sites looking for guys who want to take it rough and go give it to them, feelsgoodman

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Moot is Jews

-/pol/

>>719025449
kys pedo

>>719025429
Don't know tbh

I really like ana pavaga, she's so cute :')

>>719025354
Ah, okay. I guess it's okay because little girls are cute and soft.

I'm a pedo too but I wish I wasn't. Can't watch a youtube video with a cute little girl in it without thinking to lick them all over.

I'm straight, but I secretly want to be dominated and have my little asshole pounded by a big strong guy.

>>719025701
>my little asshole
we know you gape by now, you dragon dildo-owning faggot

>>719025605
>Can't watch a youtube video with a cute little girl in it without thinking to lick them all over.
I know the feeling to well. I wish I wasn't either, but what can you do? I just hope the guy I marry will be able to accept me for who I am because I can't live with a secret :/

>>719025566
Oh wow, that is quite young.

What would you want to do with Ana Pavaga if you get a chance to be alone with her and you won't get caught?

>>719024938
Sadly i dont find men attractive. I honestly have nothing against being gay and wouldn't mind that much if i was. I'm just not.

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>>719025566
I hadn't heard of her but she really is. I know of some similar girls but I can't bring their names to mind right now. How about some Laneya instead?

>>719025354
what kind of dirty thoughts do you have?

>>719025785
> if you get a chance to be alone with her and you won't get caught?
I would never do anything. I'd do it in a lucid dream though. Lots of licking and fingering and stuff.
>>719025836
Lanya is simply just gorgeous. When I first heard of her I couldn't wrap my head around how pretty she was.
>>719025836
Kissing, licking, fingering, is what I fantasize about for the most part

>>719025605
So I shouldnt tell you to search "webcam from" in youtube :>

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>>719026006
>Lanya is simply just gorgeous. When I first heard of her I couldn't wrap my head around how pretty she was.
it depresses me to know that people can be so beautiful and not have any of them in my life

>Kissing, licking, fingering, is what I fantasize about for the most part
I guess that makes sense. Sounds relatively tame given where we are. I'm guessing the girls (in your fantasies etc) are into it?

I see all the pedo stuff and only half get it.
I love fapping to lolis, but when it comes to irl little girls it's like the exact opposite. I just want to protect them from everything.
I literally teared up watching pacific rim, cause I thought the robot was gonna kill the little girl and all I thought about was my little sister in a terrible situation.

>>719026006
Thanks for your answer. It sounds like you have it well under control, so your future hubby shouldn't have to worry.

Also, http://www.womendailymagazine.com/beautiful-girl-world-kristina-pimenova/

I really want a wife who's into being disciplined in a way where it blurs the line between roleplay and actual punishent for infractions. The discipline would be corporal punishment with a belt or other implements, with actual pain, not just playful.

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>>719026138
that's the one I was thinking of here:>>719025836
good stuff

>>719026072
I've got a long list of youtube links
for those who really like it

>>719026121
>it depresses me to know that people can be so beautiful and not have any of them in my life
Truth :(
>I'm guessing the girls (in your fantasies etc) are into it?
For the most part yes, sometimes I switch if I'm reading erotica where she doesn't enjoy it
>>719026138
Kristina Pimenova is sooooooooo pretty!!

I constantly walk outside naked and go to my neighbors yard and jerk off and spew my load on her door handle. Something about jerking off outside with the thought I might get caught makes me diamonds

>>719026132
It's hard to understand what it's like unless you are a pedo. People would think I derive my pedo desires from having sex with kids, but I'm really happy just seeing them being innocent and happy and safe. Getting a hug from a little girl would make me happier than having one blow me. Well, close I guess.

I'm fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

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>>719026318
man, erotic fiction is my thing
it's weird; i'll collect pics of hot young things all day but at the end of the day I'll jack it to trap erotica instead

wanna link some of your favourites just so we can see what sort of thing you like?

>>719026532
How old are you?

My wife is so ugly and stupid she used her non existent cousins credentials to stay in Australia as a 'student' but really she's just a prostitute that can barely do anything right, she's even resorted to using some random ching chongs stolen identity to validate herself. Now that she is married I can surely attest that yes the whole "now I can get fat meme" is real.

This dumb ching chong bitch should seriously die with all her retardation because the free sex was all she is good for. Lol.

I'm three months pregnant and I don't know how to tell my parents cuz I'm sacred they won't believe me if told them who the father was

>>719026605
old enough to know not to tell people how old i am..

>>719026595
screenshots?

>>719026305
Link the youtubes if you got 'em.

Right now I'm really obsessed with this 10 y/o redhead that does ASMR videos. She's actually really good at it for being so young, but deep down I know the reason I watch her vids is because she's cute and 10 :(

>>719026602
Ever heard of loliwood studios on asstr? Basically just an archive of loli erotica

I usually end up reading a random story every time I visit, and there are 2 or 3 I really enjoyed but I completely forgot names

>>719026798
I'm gonna need channel link :)

>>719026758
was it yourself?

>>719023702
Lube or no?

>>719026758
Who's the father?

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>>719026798
here's a bunch to get you started
I have a few more kicking around but I doubt you'll get through these that fast

>>719026815
I don't think I have
personally I keep bookmarks to my favourite stories and authors
do you think you'd enjoy a story where a young boy is turned into a young girl?
what about a story where a grown woman is realistically turned into a little girl?

>>719026842
Look up Mady Tingles. She's my type anyway. Not supermodel child starlets. Just a normal girl that's cute.

>>719026915
It's the pastor from my church

I enjoy spanking girls and boys till their bottom is pink and warm.

i don't wont to die

bumps

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>>719027071
I don't get the whole asmr thing but she IS quite cute

>>719027137
some people seem to really like spanking
but I don't get that either
what's the deal with it?

I used to sext with my married teacher

>>719027023
Sweet baby Jesus, I'm 2 vids in on the list but the autoplay list is already popping up with gems. There's a whole slew of videos of girls showing their shower routines :o

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>>719027803
yearp
I don't just save any shit, I save shit that links to shit
that's why I said it'd take you a while :)

>>719027769
>what's the deal with it?
The love of soft, smooth bottoms; and the discipline element.

What's a good alternative to JewTube for finding interesting vids?

>>719026758
>im sacred
>they won't believe me if told them who the father was

2017 confirmed for return of Christ

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>>719028170
doesn't spanking damage the bottom?

on new years eve I fucked one of my sister's 13yo friends for at least 30 minutes

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Just tasted and ate my own cum for he first time just minutes ago. Fapped about 2 hours ago and saved the cum. Started fapping 15 minutes ago and I put all the cum in my mouth as the guy in the video shot his load into a cute teens mouth. It was hot, but 0/10 would not recommend. I can still taste it.

>>719028164
It's awesome, thanks buddy.

And to femanon pedo, perhaps you'll really enjoy the Russian massage videos where they massage a nude little girl. The masseuse gets to demonstrate whatever he's demonstrating, the girl is relaxed and happy, and watching it probably makes you happy too.

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>be me 12yo
>start getting into porn
>by the age of 14 I start only watching cuckold/bbc porn
>had various gfs but no sex
>continue getting obsessed with feminization/bbc hypno videos
>now 21 still a virgin
>want a chastity
>want to be feminized, dominated, and owned by a buff black dude
>just started filling condoms with icy hot licocaine and masturbating to desensitize and soften my clitty

I keep diving deeper into the craving.

I believe that at least 40% of men are pedophiles. Not in the way that they spend all their day fapping to lolis, but would probably get hard if they cared to imagine a little girl blowing them

>>719028653
I'll definitely check it out :)

>>719028286
I wouldn't be sure about that

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>>719028746
men are biologically wired to be attracted to nubile females
it just so happens that some backwards countries put the age of consent well later than the age of puberty
once you account for that, most men are covered
as for people who're interested in pre-pubescents,
kids tend to have many of the properties that we consider attractive in grown-ups
so it should be no surprise that people are into it
I can't wait for this to be commonly acknowledged wisdom

>>719028805
do you mind answering my questions from here?:>>719027023
also, could you link me to loliwood? this asstr site is hard to use

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>>719029450
>I can't wait for this to be commonly acknowledged wisdom

kek. keep dreaming faggot.

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Diagnosed with conduct disorder when I was young, I haven't got any better with time but I don't want to go back for the adult diagnosis because CD had already ruined my chances with my first choice of a job. I'm sure I'm not the only probable psychopath in here but it has got to be my most guarded secret because of the stigma around ASPD. Others than that, I wouldn't want anyone to know that I regularly browse /b/ and /gif/ for gore/rekt threads. Luckily I still have no criminal record from multiple run-ins with the law (ie. detainment). I did borderline date rape a girl once (pretty underwhelming story), she just wouldn't open her legs for a while and it started to piss me off, I was 17 at the time, probably did it because my virginity wasn't a big deal for me considering I had already been around the block more than a few times by that point and losing it wasn't a big deal. Also, burglary, nearly racketeering, vandalism and trespassing, bullying, sexual deviance, a whole bunch of fun stuff. Looking back I was quite the problem-child Too bad I wouldn't be able to get away with the "but I'm just a kid" card now. talk about a get out of jail free card.

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>>719029577
science always wins
>that's entirely too much tuna

>>719029450
Id definitely be interested in reading those

Quite simple to get to loliwood studios, asstrDOTorg~LS <--- just like that, just add the dot. There will be a pop up at first just warning you that the stories are fiction blah blah

I let my HS math teacher see my bra just so I can pass my math tests and finals

>>719016396
That must be how you convince yourself that you aren't a shitty person. Pedophiles are those that are attracted to children in general. Please die in a fire.

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>>719029783
>science always wins

all bullshit aside. i spend a lot of time thinking. i dont think there's a way out.

what i mean is: human beings are very very fucking primitive and we are going to destroy ourselves before "science wins".

i have gone through many scenerios where i could think reason and logic conquering the world but i just cant come up with a good outcome.

for thought: smart people reproduce less. and that tells you a lot.

anyways, not disagreeing. just saying. we are not going to make it.

>>719028746
Even I catch my normie ass friends checking out lolis in public

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>>719029855

for the first, you could try this:
http://www.fictionmania.tv/stories/readtextstory.html?storyID=300169640369104618
there are loads and loads of stories i this vein but many focus on things like transformation and humiliation rather than on sex stuff

for the second, go here:
toddcheese tripod com/
and check out Keilani's Long Vacation

bonus regression story: http://www.fictionmania.tv/stories/readhtmlstory.html?storyID=1437096438606689309

>>719027797

pics?

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>>719030060
we are, you're thinking in too simple terms
logic and reason and all that don't conquer the world in big sweeps
they work slowly and incrementally
there have always been cultures and events working against the advance of science
and yet science just keeps building
it's gonna be fine anon

>>719029855
link doesn't seem to work
did you leave out a slash or something?

>>719030092
cool, tell us stories

>>719028354
No, it's sore for a short while but the bottom was made to take a spanking. The media will always show horrific abuse cases to dissuade people from spanking but most spankings are not like that; and mine never are. I warm their buns with precision but never too hard, which is why bare is best. You can see the impact.

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>>719031028
My bad, I missed a slash

Pic related is the right link

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I browse 9gag

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>>719031165
i'm familiar with spanking in an erotic context
I just don't understand all the appeal

>>719014468
you can learn that

>>719020389
Lmfao. Dam

>>719031028
>cool, tell us stories
One I particularly remember is going to the grocery store to get snacks before we were gonna get baked.

Cute blonde Loli wearing tights just walks in front us with her mom, I look at my friends and they're just staring at that round ass

Also from the corner of their eyes

>>719031287
In what context do you not understand the appeal? Is it do with the bottom itself as a part of attraction?

last night my friend sent me a video of himself swinging his dick around on snapchat
I recorded it off the screen with my other phone (so he didn't know) and now its going to be my only fap material for about a year :)

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>>719031555
I dunno. Like, I think I understand the bdsm angle but some people seem to really get off on the whole glowing red rump kind of deal.

>>719031340
seemed like you stopped in the middle of that one

>>719031900
Funny, but your pic related looks like the loli from the grocery store except maybe she was a bit younger

Still probably the best ass I've seen on a Loli irl. Well proportioned, round and tight. The type of ass you just wanna live in.

>>719031900
It is tied to the attraction for the butt, the girl or boy and their punishment. A visual reminder of their naughtiness and of your correction to their naked flesh.

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>>719032010
now that's a level of detail I can appreciate
sounds like you appreciated her as much as your friends did

>>719023535
Details. Have you kissed? Had sex? What did you two talk about and did together?

>>719032010
Nice when one discovers a loli and her ass out and about isn't it?

>>719026763
It's 4chan, just fucking tell

I'm fucking a girl who's married with kids.

>>719022759
Did something similar.

Met a chick at bar and after lot sof drinks she says she wants kids but hasn;t found a husband yet and her biological clock is ticking. So I agree to fuck her. Did her 4 times over a month even though I;m married with kids. She gets pregnant and has kids. Then she tells her friends and they want the same. I now have 6 kids. Only 2 of which are with my actual wife. 4 are with other women and I dont have to support them or anything,

>>719027023
Post an actual link

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>>719032966
what?

>>719032844
>I dont have to support them or anything,
I wouldn't expect that to last for long

While on shore leave I fucked my leutenant's wife while he was on deployment. He he was killed you an iud 3 days later. Not sorry at all.

almost fucked a 13yo hoe but got cucked
fucking mad but probably saved me from going to jail

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I guess most people are too busy fapping to the stories or videos I linked :(

I love exposing my cock in public, sometimes wanking, sometimes just flash it. Prefer women and girls, but will get my cock out for anyone, even groups of guys I'll pull my cock out and start wanking in front of them.

I have a hole cut in the pocket of my coat so I can stroke my cock under my coat in public, and pop a cialis to keep me hard. I pull my cock out at random people passing me, and sometimes walk down a busy street with my cock out. I've paid children in parks to watch me wank and cum. When I'm stroking my cock under my coat and am going to cum I pull my cock out and cum wherever I am, sometimes in a shop or the middle of the street. I love wanking on buses beside or in front of someone so they can see me, man woman or child, I love wanking in front of people.

>>719033803
which?
i just skipped trough here

>>719016077
Thats not a secret.
Everybody who ever lived or will ever be alive shares this.
Some people are just in denial.

> Work in Construction and have to choose products to build with.
> Get regular contact with sales people trying to sell me their stuff. Notably attractive sales chicks.
> Some products are shit. Some are good.
> I soon realised that given enough data, I can probably choose any product I wanted, provided I can come up with a bullshit enough reason to use it.
> Sales people get this and find ways to make me favour their product.
> Some pay for me to travel overseas to see their factories on all expenses paid trips.
> Some take me out for a night to "talk" about their products.
> So far I've fucked dozens of sales chicks who were each motivated on winning big contracts.
> I've gotten cocky now and started to push them once they get into the bed.
> The more money the contract is worth, the more I can push them into doing crazy fucked up shit.
> The first time after a night of cocktails and top quality food, the 24 yr old blonde 7/10 pulled me aside and said she wanted to ride me then and there. We went to her hotel room and I railed her for hours. After she asked if we would be using their carpet suppliers and I said it was highly likely. (we never used them in the end)
> Two chicks let me fuck them in the ass and blow inside them. I drilled them like I was trying to find deep sea oil.
> One blew me in the disabled toilet of a conference centre just so I would choose her for the $30K worth of roof insulation.
> One invited me to her office building where after the presentation and drinks she took me to her private office and we railed lines of coke off her desk. High as fuck, she then hiked her short skirt up, ripped down her g-string and just looked at me. I was diamonds and just went straight in. 10 minutes later, we were back amongst her co-workers talking shop and she just milled about with her cunt full of my juice.
> And I get paid shitloads for the privilege.

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>>719033871
you can't scroll?
>>719030919
>>719027023

>>719033861
you must be pretty smooth if you can talk kids into staying around for something like that

>>719014086
mine involves a 14-yr-old boy and whatnot

using my sis as a cum dumpster for some time now.
i put several sleeping pills in her drink before she goes to sleep (i know what amount is not too much), and i can do whatever i want with her.
never did penetrate her cuz she would notice in the morning for sure, but rubbed my cock, touched her and cummed on her face, lips, tits.... you name it.
it took me a while to find a way to please my sick mind and my obsession with her but this is going great for 6 months now.

>>719034165
>you must be pretty smooth if you can talk kids into staying around for something like that
Not really, just ask young girls and boys if they want £10. Some run away when I get my cock out but most stay and watch me cum.

>>719034152
awesome

>>719034391
what, do yu just let it dry on her or what?
also pics

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>>719034467
for sure not, i am very careful and tend to get her cleaned up and if i was playing with the clothes to return them as they were before.
this is her

I secretly video the white women I fuck and sometimes get them to fuck my friends too

I fuck my exwife a lot more than I do my current wife.

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>>719034705
interesting, sounds like a good premise for a short story. care to explain?

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>>719034439
do you have criteria or do you just talk to whoever seems open?

>>719034628
she's quite attractive, I can understand why you'd be fixated
what's your regular relationship with her like?
did she ever get a clue?

>>719034685
only the white ones?
are you black?

I fucked my sister

I have been freezing and swallowing my own cum for years. Keep freezing till I have 15 loads, put jar in bowl of hot water, wank, cum in hand and swallow, then fill my mouth with my thawed cum so I can swallow a whole mouthful.

>>719034866
yes, mostly fuck white or hispanic women

>>719014551
"Some guy" = you?

>>719036894
Nope. I get a kick from showing my cock to anybody (I wanked in front of an old man sitting in the park yesterday and came while he watched). I've only ever paid the kids to watch me and sometimes catch my cum for me. Some of their hiding places mean I can strip naked before I wank for them.

>>719030021
Correct

> Joined a football club and the presidents 18 year old daughter 8/10 worked behind the bar.
> Got drunk there one night and she had a few drinks too.
> We were fucking in the storage room when her Dad turned up.
> She just dropped her skirted, let me slide out of her and walked out to speak with him.
> She got him and his friends a drink and then came back to the store to join me and my diamonds.
> She climbed back on and I blew deep inside her, excited about the idea of her Dad in the next room.
> She returned to bar and I walked back in with noone noticing me.
> As shes serving a drink she looks at me and motions me to look down between her legs
> She opens her stance and I watched as my come dripped out of her pussy onto the bar floor.
> I could have done her again right away.

I pretty much learned about sex from the neighbors girl at my dad house. Folks were separated,went there weekends. I think now that she must have been abused by her brother(s) father, as she knew exactly what she was doing. First time I ever had a blow job, first time I ever fingered a girl. I have some memories of her trying to fuck my little pee pee. Her pulling her pussy apart and trying to guide my dick in.

Folks argued more, didn't see dad for 10 years, never got to say goodbye or carry on my little sexual adventure with her.

>feels bad man.jpeg

>>719037919
Didn't you read it?
That was their parent-teacher night

>>719015150
Well it's good I don't use my phone for banking then

>>719014086
I'm a 29 year old virgin and I want someone to lock me in chastity. I still haven't found an owner yet and it makes me sad.

>>719037919
good, professional and little bit of a smile to match, knowing that we will be hittin it come Friday when we usually go over to fuck her

>>719014086
I'm very much loking forward to the chaos hat brexit may actually bring.

I'm a High school tutor with an after school program. One of my students I guess has a real problem. I was having tutoring session and one by one my students began to leave. Until it was me and let's call her "F". F stayed and I began to tutor her one on one. I saw her figiting and adjusting herself but paid no attention. I asked her if she was Ok? Did she need the restroom?
"No I'm fine" but she continued to move around. I eventually got to curious and shoved the desk away from her before she could react. I saw her with no underwear on and using the corner of the chair to rub her pussy against. She just ran out of class after that and I never mentioned it to staff. I have fapped to the image and thought of this multiple times
Before you go "Hurr Dur pedophile"
F is 17
I'm 20