Waifu claiming thread.
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>>718998350
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>Louise Claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmTJ9fS61QA
>>719013237
Ain't it? And I dunno, I think my favorite would be No One Sleeps in Tokyo, or The Top.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu5TDEpAqwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk1Q-BFgnPM
Also, Go 2 is just a great artist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8N_tY68Sb4
>>719013385
It's not even modesty, I just really don't think I'm cute!
Well I'm off to bed now.
Nighty night everyone
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3k_QDnzHE
Mine
>>719013385
To delineate between night/day, presumably. Nearly nobody, bar maybe farmers some times of year, wake at 1am and view it as morning.
>>719012626 (Louise)
We actually have Mozarella Hearts here since we "love our country"
>>719012794 (Makoto)
I'm not hungry!
>>719013406
such a cute cat
>>719013676
I checked like 3 websites with google they seem to agree :o
My waifu~
>>719013385
O-Okay
>>719013568
Those are both pretty good ones...
>Getting tons of songs sent at me at once
>>719013753
I..Well, if you love your country, go for it!
I think a few years back we had red, white, and blueberry shakes.
>>719013879
where is she from? :o
>>719013811
Go to anywhere that's open late, and say "good morning" to people, you'll get perplexed looks.
Strictly speaking, i imagine the dictionary agrees with you, but common parlance in on my side.
You may notice that chart you have doesn't even have a night listing.
>>719013649
https://youtu.be/qcOiJnWniWg
>>719013753
You should eat anyway. Food is good for you.
>>719014019
well just because you feel like 4am isn't morning doesn't mean it's not a fact :o
are you suggesting we rewrite definitions for how we feel?
>>719014157
4am is morning.
3am is not, for random people you meet at that time.
>>719014018
Kingdom Hearts (I know it's not everyone's cup of tea but I like it).
>>719013753
Fine, but within the next few hours you BETTER eat something!
>And if I hear any more of this "haven't eaten for 12+ hours" stuff, I'ma like, make Louise throw her vinyls at you.
>>719013937
Take my drifting, my doritos, and all of my eurobeat!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxGoN6vrcPY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItjjWECjD_M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba-8A3mOIio
>>719014082
Funny that, I just showed Louise Futurisma the other day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy9r2qeouiQ
>>719014157
And my feelings are irrelevant. Were it up to me, morning wouldn't be until like, 6am.
As i said, i'm referencing the way english is commonly used in my area, that's all.
>>719014290
liking kingdom hearts isn't really an unpopular opinion but cute waifu still
>>719014454
well then that's still other people's way of doing things
should we change a fact because a majority are wrong or don't call it morning? :o
>>719013937
oh, that sounds lovely.
Normally I don't eat at mcdonalds since they once gave me a burger with cold burger patties.
Took a bite and nearly got brain freeze
>>719014082
Not hungry!
>>719014315
But... even before I usually ate only once a day or so...
>>719014315
>Doritos
I have not had a dorito in years and I don't intend to start now!
>>719014593
It was...something.
I normally don't eat there unless it's free. They're not very good at all.
Listen to everyone, though! Food.
>>719014588
Well you know how anons on /v/ can get hehe.
Thanks for complimenting her!
>>719014857
why would you ever torture yourself by going on /v/? :o
>>719014857
>Taking /v/ serious
There's your mistake anon!
Kingdom Hearts is a good game. And /v/ is just salty that the only Kingdom Hearts thing they got the last few years is remasters from the old ones.
>>719014807
Yeah, I also only ate from McDonalds because my mom stopped at the drive through.
My parents think I'm on the internet all the time because I have a secret long-distance girlfriend.
They aren't completely wrong.
>>719013568
>It's not even modesty, I just really don't think I'm cute!
Stop lying to yourself
>>719014593
Doesn't matter! No not eating!
>>719014807
Oh, but you have. For you see, MY CAR IS POWERED BY DORITOS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYtVf0wvPpc
>>719015137
my parents don't like me :o
>>719014998
That's understandable~
Well, you can show me what you got in the kitchen and I'll make you eat.
>>719015196
I thought I smelled something fishy in the exhaust..
This song is gr8
>>719014588
To imply language is arbitrated by the dictionary is kind of getting it backwards. Once popular usage gets so slanted one direction, the dictionary is forced to change.
You'll effectively never find a case of the dictionary setting a definition that changes common use, you'll constantly find the reverse.
>>719014917
I don't know.
>>719014998
I actually fully accept the remasters, especially since the PS4 versions will be in 60fps (and hopefully fix the bugs in the PS3 ports). In general I think being bothered by re-releases of old games new systems is more of a console gamer thing than a PC gamer thing (and this is coming from someone who plays on both kinds of systems). Plus the salt seems to be a lack of knowledge because some people think the remasters actually delay the release of 3 in any significant way.
>>719015377
well that's unfortunate then
happened to literally I think :(
well it's still morning for now! :o
>>719014315
Have a whole playlist
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLW17mvEZY9fKHg-jxW1f-bl6LBg_8Vd0M
>>719015196
Yeah, yeah, I'll eat, don't worry. I have to. I don't want to collapse tomorrow at the counselor
>>719015369
I suppose so... can I eat you though?
>>719015465
Yeah, but like I said, that's why /v/ is super salty. They want something new since they played the old ones endless amounts of times and they only get the remasters.
I like it though, I never got a chance to play the final mix so I'm contemplating of buying the PS4 remasters since I don't have a PS3
Also Aqua best keyblade master. Period.
>>719015768
I-In what capacity?
>>719015183
I am doing no such thing!
>>719015369
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1480239029644.webm
Here's one that no one really has a name of, but is super fucking good.
Also, ya. Rotary engine, dorito, yes.
>>719015621
Good lord.
>>719015768
Good.
>can I eat you though?
:popcorn:
>>719015858
.........you are sooooo getting bullied for this later today.
>>719015768
>>719015858
Super lewd!
>>719015917
>>719015936
Shush
>>719015858
Well... you know~
>>719015917
I'll listen to that soon, but I'm really jammin' to After You're Gone (1918)
You're such a bully!
>>719015936
I am pure and innocent!
>>719016094
W-Well, if you want to...
>>719015768
>I like it though, I never got a chance to play the final mix so I'm contemplating of buying the PS4 remasters since I don't have a PS3
Yeah, exactly, not everyone got to play the PS3 versions, so 1.5+2.5 is good to have (especially if they do a better job porting this time).
>people complain about KH spreading across multiple systems
>Square Enix puts the whole series on one system, and people still complain
>Also Aqua best keyblade master. Period.
Ah yes, back to what really matters tonight!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IhR6HQx9Sa
>>719015917
Oh? So I'm the one lying now am I?
>>719016094
You're even lewder than me and Mako...
>>719016236
Somehow I doubt that a lot.
>>719016094
Fuck no m8.
>>719016236
>1918
HIIIIIIIPSTEEEEEEEER!
>pure and innocent
Psssh, that's what Anya used to say too.
>>719016314
Yes!
Lewd thread is lewd.
>>719016314
What are you implying!
>>719016369
How can you not like this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCoVjIvkOEE
See, now I gotta bully you tomorrow!
>>719016236
I'd love to!
>>719016261
Exactly! It's great really for me!
>Whole series on one system, people still complain
That's /v/ mindset for you kek
>Back to what really matters!
Exactly. No other keyblade master or girl in KH compares to Aqua... Although Larxene would be my number 2
>>719016314
>even lewder than you and Mako
lies. Pure lies.
>>719016369
fuck yes faggot! Stop it!
>>719016369
Oh? Am I going to have to teach you that I'm always right?
>>719016521
I'm implying what you implied yesterday. That you want to do lewd, lewd things to Chara.
>>719016572
I'm starting to think it's the truth.
>>719016572
Well then we'll get to that!
But you have to eat food, first!
>>719016659
I-I think you'll see the case is Chara wants to do lewd things to me!
>>719016769
Ok, let me rephrase. You want Chara to do lewd, lewd things to you, and she wants to do them.
>>719016572
It's not just /v/. Even regular KH followers bitch about that kind of thing on social media/youtube/whatever.
Anyway, yes, Aqua is very very lovely. I'd want to have a dating sim with her!
>>719016659
I'm starting to think you're delusional!
>>719016912
Shush! It's not like you are prude either! After all, you want to do some pretty lewd things to Makoto in public.
>>719017066
Oh come on, they ALWAYS find to bitch something about.
>>719016769
alright, alright, I'll eat first
>Chara
>>719016912
W-Well, you're not wrong...
>Lewd things to Makoto in public
Oooooooh~?
>>719016521
2slow4me
>>719016572
Fuck no you gay nigga!
>>719016659
And how would you do that?
>>719017121
I'm starting to think I'm right.
Hey, I'm totally unashamed about that now. Unfortunately I tend to be bad at getting embarrassed for long.
>>719017211
I knew I wasn't.
Nothing, nothing at all.
>>719017267
Oh, I wonder... How could I show my cute little kitty how right I am?
>>719017267
Slow is good! Besides, it picks up all jazzy.
>>719017200
Good, good~ It'll give you more energy, also.
>>719017363
Nah, I think you need to talk about that a little!
>>719017267
How about you stop kissing girls first before calling me gay?
>>719017363
Suuuure... just llike you won't get embarassed when I mention your... collection of... something~
>>719017549
>it'll give you more energy
That sounds like you have some things planned for me
>>719017121
I've saved up a load for my waifu~
>>719017719
Anon, you don't sexualise the waifu. The waifu is pure!
>>719017549
It's not really that interesting. Plus, i wouldn't want to give away that much bully material without Mako's permission.
>>719017667
You mean the sex toy collection? Yep, I always thought that was pretty normal.
>>719017363
I wonder that as well.
>>719017549
>Slow is good
Nah, it's not. Cause I GOTTA GO FAAAAAAAAAST!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTHsOSGJHN0
>>719017667
Says the one that wants to do more than just kiss one!
>>719017667
Well, you could say that..And we can't have you falling asleep, can we?
>>719017866
Oh, but he's gonna bully me tomorrow about Chara!
>>719017985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pe7lTIR394
How about this, this song's pretty upbeat!
>>719017804
But I get too horny to be around her! I treat her with respect!
>>719014082
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPKAwJKGSDc
6:30 AM already.
Huh.
>>719017985
I mean, I could just withhold things until you're desperate enough to accept it...
>>719018135
Yeah, but that doesn't mean that I'm going to drop Mako in it. Just ask Chara for help
>>719013347
Your waifu is trash
>>719017866
Your reaction in private was a lot different though. You even yelled at me because you were so embarassed
>>719017985
Hey, I'm comfortable with my sexual orientation you cuntbag.
>>719018135
l-lewd! Like wwaaaayyy too lewd
>>719018147
Then it's a hentaifu and not a waifu!
>>719018302
Louise is a pretty good waifu buddy, I have no idea what you're talking about. Even if I prefer Taiga.
>>719018302
but you're wrong
>>719013347
>
>>719018135
Not bad, not bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWoh-BekPCY
>>719018240
You know that's gunna be a bit harder to use against me right now~
>>719018370
And I'm not?!
>>719018370
Yeah, it was. I shrug things off a lot easier in public. Which I guess kind of helps for being with Mako.
>>719018302
Excuse you.
>>719018240
If I fail in my endeavors, I shall! Or just mention the oil bolt.
>>719018370
Please, you like it~
>>719018505
I'm glad you agree~ All Ken Ashcorp is fuckin' great.
>>719018370
Is feeling horny not an honest expression of how I find her beautiful?
>>719018505
I do, unfortunately. I could decide not to buy you that little present I was talking about...
>>719018609
It's actually not that difficult to bully Mako.
>>719016442
end my life
>>719018505
well, when you get pissed about me telling you to stop kissing girls... yes
>>719018506
oh my... how lewd... and you were saying we'd outlewd you
>>719018609
s-shush...
>>719018648
I suppose it is, but only her body
>>719018609
Is it?
>>719018686
You know you want me to have that present just as much as I want it.
>>719018792
I thought it was just a dank meme, were you taking it seriously!?
>>719013347
>>719018686
I can probably manage~
>>719018792
If that's what you want~
But you're gonna have to silence me with a kiss.
>>719019005
Yup! He's very talented.
>>719018792
I could just as well have conversations with her!
Being lewd with the waifu is just one activity for both of the pair to enjoy!
>>719019005
... Why is everyone bully resistant now?!
>>719019142
If that's all it takes...
>>719019195
A waifu is still a pure being! Not to be sexualised! You can sexualize your own wife.
>>719018792
I guess I'm too competitive for that.
>>719019005
I think you've got me there.
>>719019142
Probably. We've probably said things in this thread that'd work in real life. Just for the love of God don't bully around anyone that knows Mako, that's just an awful idea.
>>719019142
>But you're gonna have to silence me with a kiss.
>mfw
>>719019294
I'm on a lewd downslope. I'm extremely easy to bully when lewd, and you happened to catch the peak of it.
>>719019324
Exactly!
>>719019294
But anon, she sent me these lewd bikini pics...
>>719013879
>>719014290
Whatam I to do?
>>719019294
Well, you could shush me better with something else..
>>719019324
Well, sure! I'm way too spaghetti to do that, anyway.
>>719019407
You can't even eat it! That's just wasting popcorn!!
>
>>719019324
competitive lewd? Alright, that sounds funny~
>>719019407
That's... so unfair
>>719019490
You can have bikini pics, but they're not for fapping and for lewds!
>>719019613
I-I-I-I ...
t-think I'll stick with the kiss in here!
>>719019407
Of course, I could threaten not to do anything like i did last night again.
>>719019613
You'll probably spaghetti out as soon as Chara gets mentioned anyway.
>>719019703
It sounds hilarious.
>>719019703
But she knows they make me horny...
>>719019613
>Well, you could shush me better with something else..
I literally do not enough popcorn for this. Where's Vert, I need to steal theirs!
>>719019703
Is it, now?
>>719019849
Hmmm, you could... but you caught me at a perfect time, not so much the case tonight...
>>719019703
If that's what you'd prefer~
>>719019849
W-We'll see!
>>719019907
;___;
I'm gonna remember this tomorrow
>>719019907
you're lucky i went to the movie today
>>719019960
Please, we all know the only thing you're gunna remember is... well...~
>>719019907
I was talking about the thing you said was cute.
>>719019960
I'll take that as a yes.
>>719019849
It really does actually
>>719019863
lewlewdlewd
>>719019907
YES! Everyones bullying me
>>719019960
y.yes, I'd prefer that
>>719020064
Thanks m8, stop by more often ya cunt.
>>719020216
Eh?
>>719020284
Hey, I'm also bullying Louise too!
>>719013347
Stole my Waifu nigga.
>>719020284
I think competitive lewding is actually a thing.
>y.yes, I'd prefer that
Something tells me you're just too embarrassed for more.
>>719020362
I meant the thing I did before I went to sleep that I got super embarrassed over but you seemed to like...
>>719020075
I'm gonna remember the oil bolt!
>>719020216
Well you won't be there to test it out!
>>719020284
Kinda a shame~ But okay!
>>719020577
No, but Mako will. Like I'm not going to hear
>>719020284
She sends me pics knowing that I have my harmless needs.
>>719020498
Well.... scats also a thing so why not competitive lewding
>too embarassed for more
S-shut up
>>719020577
M-maybe in private?
>>719020698
lieslieslies
>>719020498
Ohhhhh, the tiptoes!
>>719020577
I couldn't get the oil bolt out of your car, the same way we won't be able to get Chara out of you. No big deal.
>>719020693
I'll record it for you bby.
>>719020937
Is it really hard to believe that if I'm going to cum, she'd want me to use her for inspiration?
>>719020937
I bet it's a real thing for some people
You're making it pretty obvious.
>>719021030
Yes, yes...
Is that all you'll record for me?
>>719020693
We'll see if he remembers!
Also
>The thing I did before I went to sleep
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
>>719020937
In private? What in private?
>>719021030
>Won't get Chara out of me
That was weak!
C'mon now, you gotta put some effort into it if you wanna make me spaghetti~
>>719021280
Cute.
What else would you want?
>>719021313
Who said I was trying to make you spaghetti? I'm simply callin it like I sees it.
>>719021313
I'm confident he will.
Nothing that embarrassing, just something a little cutesy.
>>719021169
Very hard!
>>719021280
AM NOT!
>>719021313
well... you know... stuff
>>719021614
Whatever am I to do with my sexy waifu?
>>719021452
You're cute.
Oh, I could think of a few things...
>>719021614
You really are. Just admit that you want to lewd all over each other and deal with it.
>>719021452
Alright, then~
>>719021469
We'll see!
>>719021614
I don't know..What kinda stuff?
Why is the thread so lewd
>>719021799
Nuh uh.
Ehhh?
>>719021991
Because slow.
>>719018758
why would i do that?
>>719021767
Not lewd her! and let her stay pure!
>>719021799
I would never!
>>719021902
you know... STUFF!
>>719021991
Thread needed more Rory
>>719021902
We will!
>>719022159
Oh, I guess you don't want me to do it again after all.
You know exactly what I'm getting at
>>719022268
Oh really? I'm sure your mind is saying differently
>>719022268
>>719022348
Ehh? So you DON'T wanna lewd with me?
When the person you're lewd with isn't here
>>719022268
What if she wants me to get off?
>>719022268
Oh. Right.
>>719022159
Not an excuse to lewd.
>>719022348
M-maybe...
>>719022431
I mean-
I would... erm...
I would never if you don't want me to
>>719022791
Thread always needs Rory
SHE IS DONE!
I will name her Louise because she is beautiful and I want to honor waifu.
>>719022791
I mean, I guess...
>>719022949
Inb4 tube explodes
>>719022891
Well, I do want you to!
So would you?
>>719023138
You stop that
>
>>719022891
I cant stay with thread forever though. I need to sleep so I can work tomorrow.
>>719023138
You should know better.
>>719022949
nigga why pink, you gay?
>>719022431
Nice
>>719022891
Maybe?
>>719022949
Congratulations!
Claimed
>>719023372
INB4 PUMP STOPS WORKING!
> This thread
>>719024086
I'll work your pump.
>>719023949
Thank you~
>>719024086
>inb4 your engine seizes up
Shall I edge to my waifu until I drift to sleep?
>>719024261
See
>>719024233
>>719024316
>Engine seizing
>Rotary
>Trying to use the terms I told you against me without knowing my engine is fundamentally different than how most work
I am lmao
>>719022239
i'm getting cancer from being here
>>719024233
Hanako
Fuck, I ate too much
>>719023372
I... I would
>>719023949
Maybe!
>>719023514
Lies. You can always stay here
>>719024588
Tomoko.
>>719024893
How are you?
>>719024959
I'm good, a little tired though. How about you, love?
>>719025192
Just laying in bed and watching thread
>>719024421
Oh well, I tried.
>>719024885
>Ate too much
Well, it's good you ate!
Good~ Then let's go to private.
>>719025361
>Admitting you're wrong when you're actually right
This is too fun, a rotary can totally seize.
This thread is awkward I go back to sleep
>>719022949
I like the pink but you need to get some sleeved extensions or something for those power cables.
Some amateurish faces in this pic but her bikini shots are oh so yummy.
>>719025266
Sounds comfy, i wish i could join you.
>>719022949
>>719025590
Also, that cable on the top left could be feeded through the back and the top hole so you don't have the cable just going up in the front.
>>719025594
Yeah being able to touch you sounds perfect
>>719025696
Tried that, it's actually not quiiiite long enough.
I was kinda surprised.
>>719025590
>Sleeved extentions
Yeaaah, but I'm not aboutta sink any more money into her.
>>719025509
You're such a bully!
>>719025733
Oh my, what kind of touching are you talking about?
>>719025892
>>719025799
>>719025733
But... Louise... I thought...
>>719025896
The kind that you would want whether it's snuggling or something that would turn you on
>>719025896
>>719026034
Cucked
>>719026034
I don't know anything about them don't worry
>>719025892
Oh, that's a pretty lame design choice for either the psu or the case (though it is a very nice looking case). It's okay if you don't want to buy extensions now (I'm waiting a while before spending about $90 on a full cablemod set myself) but it's something to keep in mind to eventually make her as pretty as possible!
>>719026034
More cucked than... I'm not even going there this time.
>>719025892
When someone like you starts throwing around car terms, you expect me not to bully? You're literally stepping into the one realm I can actually bully people easily with!
>>719026034
RIP
>>719026136
>>719025892
NEEEEEEEEEEERDS!
>>719026169
>Also a nerd
>tfw rather die than go through withdrawal
>tfw would also rather die than drink again
Well who thought life without being drunk would be this shit
>>719026034
It's o-
>>719026088
>>719026125
I see how it is!
>>719026136
Agreed.
Yeah, I'm considering it! I'll probably buy a nice set when I get maybe a bit of a nicer PSU.
>>719021991
I wish I could say something about keeping it in PM.
But hey, I did that and it got leaked, so who cares?
>>719026050
Well snuggling sounds really nice right now.
>>719026034
>>719026063
>Feelsbadman
>>719026260
only because you erp'd like a slut
Claim
>>719026413
I'm doing it right now, my dude.
>>719026449
what a whore
>>719026553
Eh?
Yeah, I ERP, shocking news right there.
You're either too new or just a really stupid one, anon.
>>719026882
but Ruri-chan I...I really love you...
>>719027080
Why are you still here!?
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>>719027139
i ask myself that question every day
>>719027178
This is totally Syndra, isn't it.
>>719027167
Hey, that's pretty good.