So....Alice (Alice3D, from Cooking with Alice and the psychology threads) is streaming on Twitch right now. She's under the name celtyplays.
You can see her legs and feet. You should totally watch. She's super comfy.
>>718967701
this is what I needed
>>718967874
It's what we all needed.
She's wearing super short shortshorts btw.
The dog is the best part imo
>>718967938
That's not a nice way to talk about Alice!
hue
The dog is good because it makes her move her legs, and talk. Dem legs doe.
>>718967701
who is it?
>>718968328
Alice from Cooking with Alice (Friday evenings, like 9pm I think?) and the morning psychology threads. She stutters and posts pictures of herself in maid outfits, or pictures of Alice from 2hu, while helping /b/ with their problems.
Dem legs doe
>>718968490
Yeah that one, the /b/ Alice
This went from the worst day of 2017 so far to the best.
And when she's gonna show her face?
>she
>her
>>718967938
She? Always believed it was a guy crossdressing
This could be a good replacement for taylor alaska....
Now my life has sense again.
>>718969378
Never
>>718969385
Listen to the voice
She sounds like she was asphyxiating
>>718969663
She has burns in her throat
>>718969615
That voice sounds so force.
Like i said >>718969663
>>718969615
Yeah, pretty annoying, sounds like her/his nose is stuffed, and the deep voice seems kinda forced
But well, I don't really care that much honestly
Is that a guy?
>>718969990
Maybe...
I can't tell
>>718969973
This is the result of four years of speech therapy after throat burns
>>718969990
>>718970044
the evidence suggests not
>>718970162
throat burns? how do you get that?
And what's the evidence?
>>718970237
By being in a burning building
Just a slow buildup of many many small bits and pieces over the years she's been here
>>718970162
Ehh? Where is that evidence?
All i could find was pointing to her being a trap
>>718970342
Ah, didn't know about that. Feel kind of bad for her/him now. Sorry Alice, didn't mean to be rude when I wrote your voice sounded weird.
>>718970347
Some people have met her, and such. Of course, then you have to confirm the veracity of those sources, but...like I said, buildup of lots of things.
>>718970686
She's not reading the thread
>>718969615
Why never?
is she like hanako?
>>718970811
Dunno. You'd be best off asking her.
As far as I know it's not because of her burns, and I have no idea if she has burns on her face.
>>718970686
It's alright~
alice is a trap right?
>>718970941
I'll ask but i'm afraid to get banned
>>718971462
Nope nope, 88 pound girl.
>>718971539
Someone just asked. She won't show her face in stream because "all that matters is how I play the game".
Meanwhile I'm just here with my dick in my hand waiting for her to turn sideways again...
>>718971462
but her weird voice and knobby knees/bony hips?
>>718971779
Voice is from burns, body shape is from weight. She's always sick because of the burns, so she can barely gain weight.
cute pupper
Can't she at least show her cleavage?
>>718972489
Too risky, might catch her face.
>>718972558
She can just use one of those draws that she uses in her cook threads
>>718972900
What's she going to do, staple it to her face?
>>718972942
Man.................
She has 2 hands....
Both to hold the draw and just crouch.....
>>718973148
She's using those hands to play the game.
>>718973256
She can just pause that shit, it's not online....
r u reitardededdedededededeDE????
>be trap
>shitpost to lonely /b/tards
>use internet fame to transition to streaming
Jesus you guys are fucking stupid, you know that?
>>718973671
>be /b/tard
>find something worth fapping to
>fap to it
You're over-complicating matters, friend
>>718969721
>>718970162
>throat burns
Are you really this dense?
She won't show her face, dropped
>>718974268
and nothing of value was lost
>>718974268
legs > face
>>718974517
gloves > legs
>>718974875
True enough...
you're welcome
https://clips.twitch tv/celtyplays/FragileGrasshopperEagleEye
>>718975253
I can't see her dick
>>718975253
*unzips dick*
https://clips.twitch tv/celtyplays/CleanFinchBatChest
some spread legs hnnnng
>>718975734
If only I could give you a hand with that...
>>718967701
>You can see his legs and feet. You should totally watch. He's super comfy.
IFTFY
>>718975876
>some spread legs hnnnng
You know the way to my heart <3
>>718976024
you mean your penis?
>>718975890
lewd
SWEET TENDER SKIN MAKING FRICTION WITH LEATHER *BUTT*
https://clips.twitch tv/celtyplays/CourageousFoxTheTarFu
EXPOSING BUTT TANLINES <3
https://clips.twitch tv/celtyplays/CuteButterflyWutFace
>>718976180
n-no, you!
Who wants a tarot reading?
>>718976570
they aren't tanlines, they're from her tights
>>718977612
Is this real tarot girl or not real tarot girl
hurrrm
>>718977653
whatever dude fuck off if you not happy
is she black?
>>718976024
reimu pls
>>718977761
i mean i'm jackin' it right there with you but they're not tanlines that's all i'm sayin'
just educatin' ya fam
>>718977685
I can be whichever one you want~
>>718977685
Is the real one
W-why is there a thread about me up?!
Jeez p-people, if you want t-to talk about me, feel free t-to join my chat, stream, skype, steam, or email!
>>718977872
Tarot reading!
>>718977612
May I have one pls Remu pls
>>718978150
Sorry Alice, I'll go home...
>>718978150
Do you want me to not make these threads any more? Just thought /b/ would want to know~
>>718978150
1 you haven't given your skype, 2 stream is over 3 you have no email nice bait now fuck off unless you have proof
>>718978271
*pats rayms*
>>718978420
email is [email protected], I think
I don't know her other details, I just lurk
>>718978420
her email is [email protected]
her skype is alicemargatroid2
her steam is aneki margatroid
>>718978150
For the record:
Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
Twitch: celtyplays
Patreon: alicemargatroid
>>718978412
You d-do you, but be sure to include the right info at l-least!
>>718978420
Y-yes I have. In every thread t-this year, and f-for six years now.
Lurk moar.
>>718978645
I loved the stream Alice, the game volume was a little bit too low tho
>>718978722
I'll adjust it f-for next time. Some s-said it was too high, sadly.
>>718978645
>You d-do you, but be sure to include the right info at l-least!
Then I'll make a note of your details!
See you next time, Alice~
>>718978786
H-have a very safe night <4
>>718978645
still no proof it's you now fuck off time stamp or leave I've been on this website for longer then you cunt you are probably just some creek who has spent his time digging up info
>>718978933
P-proof of what? I don't understand w-what you are even asking dear. Just c-come to my chat if y-you want "proof", I'll be logged in as w-well...Alice?
>>718979155
lmao fake like i thought all you had to do was post a pic of yourself with a timestamp you know how this site works "since you've been her so long"
>>718979250
>links the stream to her chat
>to her skype friends
>to her friends in steam
>post proof
Just post this nigga some timeposted feet Alice
>>718979155
Whats your story Alice??? Tell me your story.
>>718979250
Oh I q-quite do, but s-see, I'm not an attention whore, s-so no time stamp necessary <4
Come on newfriend, you know the rules and s-so do I <4
>>718979456
>you know the rules and s-so do I
we've known each other for so long
>>718979456
yeah ok still fake, alice does time stamps when she does her threads and you are refusing to so fuck off and stop being fake.
>>718979603
slickrick.gif
>>718979446
alicelied.blogspot.com
>>718968490
>she stutters
A-anon... If you t-think writing like t-this is cute, you're ... k-kinda retarded <4
>>718979755
Look mommy i posted the blog again even if Alice just did a live stream of her talking (Also her sweet legs)
>>718979446
M-my story? Here <4
>
>>718979612
Y-you do you Anonymous <4 I s-still love you and t-think you are special just t-the way you are <4
>>718979755
W-welcome to outdated and frankly poorly analyzed information <4 Enjoy y-your stay.
>>718979764
Y-you don't stutter vowels, s-silly.
>>718979889
ur my gf right alice??? :DDDDDDDDDDDD
>>718979889
You should create a twitter account
Last time I saw pictures of the person in question I could swear to see a definitive Adam's apple
>>718980198
I d-did so, just n-need to link it <4
>>718980376
You c-couldn't <4
>>718980494
Link it plssssssssss
>>718979889
hey Alice,
Whats the deal with your chat, is it a chat about you or one in which you participate? Also, do you need to make an account?
>>718980669
https://twitter.com/celtyplays
It w-will be linked t-to my Patreon and Twitch soon <4
>>718980687
It's a c-chat I own. You d-don't need an account, b-but it helps.
Feel f-free to come in!
I'm trying to acces your chat, but it won't let me enter. Keeps saying username/pass is wrong.. where do I register?
Accessing from phone, by the way!
>>718980855
Why Celty?
>>718980935
J-just enter a username, n-no pass.
>>718980948
Because I'm b-buying the helmet <4
Until then, j-just leg streaming.
>>718980855
What do you have against proxys?
I just don't want to be bully.....
i know people there don't like people from my country
>>718981046
Never buy the helmet then
>>718981046
lol, How are you going to play with that helmet?
>>718980494
I just gotta know, what do you get out of this?
Like of all the things you could do with your free time, why this
>>718981046
do you need a helmet because of your autism?
>>718981181
W-we aren't nationalist, silly.
>>718981193
D-don't worry, I'll s-still stream legs <4
>>718981266
V-very carefully!
>>718981397
No, I n-need it to play the character dear <4
>>718981339
I get nothing out of it. Why do you assume people do things just for a reward?
>>718981497
Because you're people
And statistically speaking that's what people do
>>718982115
As a p-psychologist and s-someone with b-basic evolutionary knowledge, no. No it isn't.
>>718981497
Are FPSs your favorite genre?
>>718979889
And you just write the first letter of some of your words twice. That's not how stuttering works either.
Seeing someone pretend to stutter in text is just, like you would say, "r-ridiculous". Or like I would say, "ri-ridic-dic-dic, ridic, ridiculous, god fucking dammit why"
>>718981497
Will you play smite someday?
>>718982241
In g-general, yes.
>>718982284
T-that's silly <4 Clearly, y-you don't know anything about stutters.
>>718982323
I've n-never heard of that game <4 Is it g-good?
I'd love to kill you
>>718982480
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YMPkhyeat6
>>718982467
It sucks balls, get overwatch
>>718982582
I m-might <4 But I'm afraid of losing m-my chin!
>>718982467
Yeah, it's good, i like it, It's a moba
I don't know if you like that kind of games
smitegame.com
>>718982558
thats so fucking cringy
>>718982558
Jesus Christ Alice
>>718982835
*bows* T-thank you <4
>>718982823
I'll l-look into it, thank you!
>>718982891
*shrugs* It's b-been six damn years, I'm n-not taking shit anymore <4
>>718982467
Is the Alice3D in that Twitch stream the very same Alice 3D that prepared the Bacon-wrapped Chicken last night?
>>718983059
how many Alice3Ds do you think there are
>>718983059
T-that's me!
I'm g-going to start twitch streaming as w-well as doing maid, cooking, and psychology threads <4
>>718982467
>In g-general, yes.
What about third-person action/adventure games? RPGs?
>>718982948
Do you have a discord server?
>>718983193
I l-like third person and RPG's, b-but I haven't had a g-good one in a while <4
>>718983244
No, I don't generally voice chat; y-you can do text chat with me at: https://anekiho.me/chat2
>>718983184
You write like a dude. Post cock
>>718983375
Oh w-wow, I didn't know handwriting analysis could b-be used for gender identification!
Oh wait, handwriting analysis isn't even admissable in a court of law anymore? Darn. Guess you are just making s-shit up!
*giggles* T-try harder Anonymous.
>>718982467
But the thing is, Alice - I do actually stutter. Otherwise I probably would've found it cute and quirky like the rest of the people here.
Also, you have to understand, I don't dislike you. I actually think your threads are some of the least cancerous threads on this board. I obviously didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I just think your fake, written stuttering is stupid.
Does it help if I end my post like this? <4
>>718983545
Do you have a job Alice? What do you do for money?
>>718983545
It's okay to have a p-penis
>>718983336
Can you ever consider going retro in a future thread? Can you cite your favorites over the years in addition to more recent software?
>>718983336
Will you show your cleavage on stream someday?
That could resolve many misunderstanding
Pic is not working well
>>718967701
>So....Alice (Alice3D, from Cooking with Alice and the psychology threads) is streaming on Twitch right now. She's under the name celtyplays.
No she isnt, its offline
>>718983715
Check the post time retard
>>718983581
*shrugs* And y-yet you don't know how to text stutter.
>>718983671
I w-work as a programmer and m-make around 250K a year <4
>>718983694
I d-don't though.
>>718983715
I JUST s-stopped streaming dear.
>>718983705
If people want to call me a trap, they can just fuck off at this point. There is no pleasing some people.
>>718983698
S-sure, I do have every Nintendo game up t-to Wii-U on m-my console...
I always loved Super Mario World. Always my favorite.
>>718983905
>I JUST s-stopped streaming dear.
aww, now I gotta go through the trouble of posting my cock here then
Nobody noticed the green tube on the stream in upper left corner?
It seems to be going her face way, what's that?
>>718983905
>I w-work as a programmer and m-make around 250K a year <4
Then why do you need a patreon?
>>718984097
H-have you read the patreon, dear?
>>718984079
T-that is my vape, doll.
>>718984039
The d-doll is not amused.
>>718983905
What about Zelda and Metroid?
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>>718983905
Do you know about java?
>>718984166
N-not metroid. Maybe zelda.
I have nerve damage so twitch Nintendo games are h-hard for me.
>>718984239
Y-yes. But I'm a C++ programmer. Fortran too, and Haskell, OCaml....well, let's j-just say I know a lot of languages.
>>718984097
you're just jealous you're not a cute girl who can cook, stream games, program, AND help sad people on /b/!
>>718983905
How old are you alice?
>>718984418
>>718984418
>cute girl
>girl
ayy lmao
>>718984472
I am 24 <4 W-why do you ask?
>>718984418
Literally no pictures of face. Cute girl. HAHAHAHAHAHA XD
>>718984508
>Not knowing how to differentiate traps from girls
You are begging to get fucked fam
>>718983905
Holy shit are you from those psychology threads with the picture of the little girl charging 5 cents at a stand ?
would have killed my self by now. thanks!
>>718984644
>>718984563
>>718984508
W-wow, how cynical, d-despite the fact I've g-got a history and dox going b-back something on the order of 15 years and h-have met multiple people when t-they needed help to the hospital.
But no, for sure guys, you cracked the plot wide open!
>>718984671
T-that's me! Happy t-to be of service <4
>>718984540
Cause i'm attracted to elder girls and now it totally makes sense.
>>718984644
Says the dude white knighting for some internet poosay
>>718984784
rude tbqh
>>718984784
24 is n-not elder dear.
That or you need to get the fuck off my /b/, underage b&
>>718984861
>Says the dude white knighting for some internet poosay
>Says the dude white knighting for some internet COCK
FTFY
>>718983905
>I d-don't though.
Do you want one? i got a unused penis lying around
>>718984980
Hehehehehehe
>>718985026
N-no thank you <4
I wouldn't have a use for something so insignificant.
>>718984157
>The d-doll is not amused.
too bad, you are going to look at my cock
>>718984921
Sorry xD, i'm not a native english speaker and i don't know the word to say it. i'm 20 btw
>>718984980
Jokes on you. I'm literally gay.
>>718985128
>something so insignificant
So did you remove your cock or do you still have it?
>>718984921
>my /b/
>>718985257
N-never had one dear <4
>>718985313
D-didn't you know? I'm t-the empress <4
http://heavy.com/news/2017/01/katelyn-nicole-davis-suicide-facebook-live-video/
What do you think about Katelyn Davis / ITZ Dolly?
Do you think you could have ((saved)) her?
And can we see your cock?
Once a liar always a liar
Thanks for the (You)
>>718984247
There is a game called Perfect Dark that you can get in a game called Rare Replay for XBOX One. Check it out if you don't know it.
>>718985498