So....Alice (Alice3D, from Cooking with Alice and the psychology threads) is streaming on Twitch right now. She's under the name celtyplays.
You can see her legs and feet. You should totally watch. She's super comfy.
Alice from Cooking with Alice (Friday evenings, like 9pm I think?) and the morning psychology threads. She stutters and posts pictures of herself in maid outfits, or pictures of Alice from 2hu, while helping /b/ with their problems.
This went from the worst day of 2017 so far to the best.
Someone just asked. She won't show her face in stream because "all that matters is how I play the game".
Meanwhile I'm just here with my dick in my hand waiting for her to turn sideways again...
Who wants a tarot reading?
I can be whichever one you want~
W-why is there a thread about me up?!
Jeez p-people, if you want t-to talk about me, feel free t-to join my chat, stream, skype, steam, or email!
Sorry Alice, I'll go home...
1 you haven't given your skype, 2 stream is over 3 you have no email nice bait now fuck off unless you have proof
For the record:
Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
You d-do you, but be sure to include the right info at l-least!
Y-yes I have. In every thread t-this year, and f-for six years now.
I'll adjust it f-for next time. Some s-said it was too high, sadly.
H-have a very safe night <4
still no proof it's you now fuck off time stamp or leave I've been on this website for longer then you cunt you are probably just some creek who has spent his time digging up info
P-proof of what? I don't understand w-what you are even asking dear. Just c-come to my chat if y-you want "proof", I'll be logged in as w-well...Alice?
Whats your story Alice??? Tell me your story.
Oh I q-quite do, but s-see, I'm not an attention whore, s-so no time stamp necessary <4
Come on newfriend, you know the rules and s-so do I <4
M-my story? Here <4
Y-you do you Anonymous <4 I s-still love you and t-think you are special just t-the way you are <4
W-welcome to outdated and frankly poorly analyzed information <4 Enjoy y-your stay.
Y-you don't stutter vowels, s-silly.
ur my gf right alice??? :DDDDDDDDDDDD
I d-did so, just n-need to link it <4
You c-couldn't <4
It w-will be linked t-to my Patreon and Twitch soon <4
It's a c-chat I own. You d-don't need an account, b-but it helps.
Feel f-free to come in!
J-just enter a username, n-no pass.
Because I'm b-buying the helmet <4
Until then, j-just leg streaming.
I just gotta know, what do you get out of this?
Like of all the things you could do with your free time, why this
W-we aren't nationalist, silly.
D-don't worry, I'll s-still stream legs <4
No, I n-need it to play the character dear <4
I get nothing out of it. Why do you assume people do things just for a reward?
As a p-psychologist and s-someone with b-basic evolutionary knowledge, no. No it isn't.
And you just write the first letter of some of your words twice. That's not how stuttering works either.
Seeing someone pretend to stutter in text is just, like you would say, "r-ridiculous". Or like I would say, "ri-ridic-dic-dic, ridic, ridiculous, god fucking dammit why"
In g-general, yes.
T-that's silly <4 Clearly, y-you don't know anything about stutters.
I've n-never heard of that game <4 Is it g-good?
I m-might <4 But I'm afraid of losing m-my chin!
*bows* T-thank you <4
I'll l-look into it, thank you!
*shrugs* It's b-been six damn years, I'm n-not taking shit anymore <4
I'm g-going to start twitch streaming as w-well as doing maid, cooking, and psychology threads <4
I l-like third person and RPG's, b-but I haven't had a g-good one in a while <4
No, I don't generally voice chat; y-you can do text chat with me at: https://anekiho.me/chat2
Oh w-wow, I didn't know handwriting analysis could b-be used for gender identification!
Oh wait, handwriting analysis isn't even admissable in a court of law anymore? Darn. Guess you are just making s-shit up!
*giggles* T-try harder Anonymous.
But the thing is, Alice - I do actually stutter. Otherwise I probably would've found it cute and quirky like the rest of the people here.
Also, you have to understand, I don't dislike you. I actually think your threads are some of the least cancerous threads on this board. I obviously didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I just think your fake, written stuttering is stupid.
Does it help if I end my post like this? <4
Will you show your cleavage on stream someday?
That could resolve many misunderstanding
Pic is not working well
*shrugs* And y-yet you don't know how to text stutter.
I w-work as a programmer and m-make around 250K a year <4
I d-don't though.
I JUST s-stopped streaming dear.
If people want to call me a trap, they can just fuck off at this point. There is no pleasing some people.
S-sure, I do have every Nintendo game up t-to Wii-U on m-my console...
I always loved Super Mario World. Always my favorite.
H-have you read the patreon, dear?
T-that is my vape, doll.
The d-doll is not amused.
N-not metroid. Maybe zelda.
I have nerve damage so twitch Nintendo games are h-hard for me.
Y-yes. But I'm a C++ programmer. Fortran too, and Haskell, OCaml....well, let's j-just say I know a lot of languages.
I am 24 <4 W-why do you ask?
W-wow, how cynical, d-despite the fact I've g-got a history and dox going b-back something on the order of 15 years and h-have met multiple people when t-they needed help to the hospital.
But no, for sure guys, you cracked the plot wide open!
T-that's me! Happy t-to be of service <4
24 is n-not elder dear.
That or you need to get the fuck off my /b/, underage b&
N-no thank you <4
I wouldn't have a use for something so insignificant.
>The d-doll is not amused.
too bad, you are going to look at my cock
N-never had one dear <4
D-didn't you know? I'm t-the empress <4
What do you think about Katelyn Davis / ITZ Dolly?
Do you think you could have ((saved)) her?
And can we see your cock?