It's that time again faggots... As always, I'll help

>>718933337
>INB4
but I want a goat.
The other door has a goats ass
I'm a muslim

>>718933337
Most people are aware of the Monty Hall problem.

You're not smart for understanding it or pointing it out.

>>718933337
>You double your chance to win

No you don't. You increase it very, very slightly, almost not enough to be statistically relevant.

>>718933898
Didn't suggest I was.

The premise of this thread was clear...
The fact you couldn't grasp that point only comments on your own ineptitudes

>>718934039
No, it actually doubles.

>>718934211
>Didn't suggest I was.

Yes you did - you insinuated it by stating "here - I'll give you the answer - now argue for my amusement." That absolutely reeks of someone who just discovered this problem and thinks he's smarter because of it.

You're not particularly intelligent. At least, not as much as you think you are. This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

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>>718933898
>>718934039
Nawwwww.
It's cute you had to pretend to be 2 people, But it doesn't change anything.

Your confusion levels remain the same, And switching doubles your chance to win.

>>718934590
I've made this thread many times for years.

Your intellectual insecurity is irrelevant...

You making a post ranting like you did just bring more laughs towards you that weren't necessary

>>718934288
Nope. The odds, once the door with the goat is revealed, are assumed to be 50/50, or 1/2. But if you switch, the odds become 2/3. That's not doubling.

>>718933337
Even a Down syndrome kid could gasp this concept, you just saw it explained on some cool YouTube channel and now think you are the next Einstein? Fuck off retard

>>718934661
I was never pretending. I just noticed you were wrong after my first reply so I made a second.

Look at you - thinking you're even smarter for finding a "samefag" by looking at the post stats! You must be an oldfag from like, 2012 or something!

>>718934917
>my intellectual insecurity
lol - I'm not the one creating a basic bitch thread to feel smarter.

>>718935003
You seem to.u DERSTAND that if you switch, it gives you 2/3 odds.

Obviously the first choice out of three was 1/3.

Please explain to me how 2/3 (from switching) is not double co.parex to the first choice (which was 1/3)

>>718935377
Perhaps you need to better understand statistics.

You realize, if you run a simulation, say, 100 times of not switching and 100 times of switching, the win average jumps from about 50% to 60 or 65%.

Please explain to me how that's doubling?

>>718935142
So youre retarded?

>>718935578
You're*

>>718935289
>basic bitch
>too confused to answer the question

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>>718935550
>>718935377
Jesus just kiss already!

>>718935665
What question?

>>718935550
Because that's not what a simulation results in

>>718935762
Oh really? So it it jumps from 50% to 100%? Because that would be doubling.

>>718935633
YouuRE

I feel you'll never feel the level of embarrassment that you deserve

>>718935946
Ha! Talk about mutuality ;)

>>718935717
Certified retard

Talking shit...
Doesn't even know what he's talking about

>>718936082
lol whatever you say champ. Glad you're having fun in your thread. You're welcome, btw.

>>718935851
It jumps from 33% to 66%
There can never be 50% from a choice of three

>>718936161
50% is the chance from two doors after the goat is revealed prior to switching, dumbass.

>>718936154
>doesn't understand the OP was. Question.
>gets angry because he's a dumb cunt.
I bet your boyfriend has 2 black eyes based on your aggressiveness

>>718936270
No, that's wrong

>>718936502
Could shut the fuck up and foucs on the thread already? Fucking asshole

>>718936502
It wasn't a question. The answer was given and a command was issued to argue about it. Questions usually have question marks, little guy.

And I treat my boyfriend spectacularly, as a matter of fact ;)

>>718936606
Hehe ok Donald. I see I've won this one. Have a great day and try not to lick your wounds too long.

>>718936671
> Could shut the fuck up and foucs on the thread already? Fucking asshole

You mean my thread?
>stupid cunt cant even count posters.

>>718936606
Nope https://betterexplained.com/articles/understanding-the-monty-hall-problem/

>>718936800
Did you look at the OP image?..
It poses a question.

I'm happy you treat your boyfriend well.
You should. That's completely irrelevant to this thread though

>>718936963
Hopefully you'll actually read the link you posted, and realise you're an idiot.

itt very bad trolls trying hard and failing

>>718937476
The entire article talks about how your chances increase from 50/50 to 2/3 when you switch doors.

>>718937626
They switch from 50/50 to 2/3?

Explain how the first choice "out of three" could be 50/50

You have either misunderstood the article, or you're a 50/50 retard.

from 33% to 66%

>>718937971
ye im sorry my bad

>>718937974
First anon that gets it

>>718937971
First choice will always end up becoming 50/50 once a door with a goat is revealed. The switch increases the chances to 2/3. Read the article again and bask in your retardation.

>>718937971
it's actually 50/50/50, then when you remove one it's only 50/50

this level of autism is banned by the epa

>>718938337
>choose 1/3
>chance you chose wrong is 2/3
>switching gives 2/3

This is fact.
Your confusion and misunderstanding is irrelevant

>>718938908
you're just making shit up writing random numbers. How about you pick up a math book and come when you understand it

>>718939100
So you're retarded?

>>718939232
no, you are

>>718938908
Wow - the OP is the one who actually doesn't understand the Monty Hall problem.

Go figure.

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>>718939423
Explain your incorrect narrative

>>718938337
how the fuck can something be three halves

>>718939423
Yeah, it's always the smug ones who turn out to be the idiots. It's the false sense of confidence.

>>718939511
that picture PROVES it's 50/50

>>718939722
fapecalm.jpg

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>>718939722

>>718939625
Says the faggot that opposes reality.
I agree with you that it's always the smug faggots...

You didn't answer the question still.

>>718939625
he's still in denial, or maybe he's going all in even tho he's figured out he was wrong

>>718939722
He's too stupid to understand how stupid that is

>>718940159
>he's still in denial
What was denied in the post you replied to?

>>718940337
im saying op still denying reality

>>718940159
It's already been established that you don't know what's going on..

Dumb dog pls go

>>718940475
But thAt wrong you idiot.

OP was correct.
This is FACT

>>718940475
Oh, that. That he is.

Guys I need help.

So I have 2 flavors of jelly beans, pineapple and lemon. And I have 3 jars, one of pineapple, one of lemon, and one mixed.

The problem is, idk which jar is which and I can only try one piece from one jar. And I need to label them correctly before my boss gets back and they're all the same color so I can't tell by looking. What do I do? :((

>>718940711
1 piece from each jar?

>>718940699
Samefagging cannot change mathematics.
I'm embarrassed that you even tried

>>718940852
I can't! And even if i did, how can I tell which is mixed or not??

>>718940640
Disregard that, Im an idiot, its 50/50.

>>718940711
You need to fuck off and make your own thread

Unless you have a samefag army..
Seems possible the way this is going

>>718941059
But it isn't.

>>718941032
well then you're fucked. label them what ever, you're gonna get it right 50% of the time

>>718938337
>it's actually 50/50/50
why are people getting trolled by bait like this

>>718941226
>50%
>choice out of three
See the problem?

>>718941226
I guessed but I know that each of the labels are wrong. How do I fix it? Please I need this job to feed my family

>>718941361
they're not very smart

>>718941095
Why? Monty Hall has been proven to be 1/3 to stay and 2/3 to switch. Let's try other logic problems.

>>718941361
Because samefagging

>>718941439
If they're wrong, then switch them dummy.

>>718941615
If Americans were awake you wouldnt need to ask that question

>>718941772
You're close. If you describe this correctly, you'll be given a chance to interview with Microsoft.

>>718941857
Being xenophobic isn't going to help you prove logic problems.

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Seems retarded have taken over....
Let's start again.

>>718942089
Substandard retard

>>718942275
Cry about it

>>718941981
You're original guess was at 33% but since it is now only 2 doors you have a 50% chance to be right. Higher odds.

Always switch. 50%>33%

>>718942362
You're only embarrassing yourself at this point

>>718939511
But that's considering that the picker know what he chose the wrong cup/box or whatever
From the player perspective the choice goes on like this :
1/3 when you have to make the first choice
Then 1/2 when one of the two box remaining is opened

How the hell would switching raise the probability of being right since it is now 1/2 ?

>>718942396
No.
If your first choice is 1/3
Switch is 2 /3

Math degree here. You KNOW a door has a goat behind it already, and that it will be revealed. Your chance is 50% from the beginning. Staying/changing will not effect chance.

>>718941981
but i have 0 programming experience, why would they hire me anyway?

>>718942587
Ok I said nothing i actually understood while re-reading, the Logic behind the switchers consist by saying that the first choice was made when the probability was 1/3, so it's probability of being right is lower than the one you would choose when there's only two boxes left

Am I getting this right ?

>>718942396
Not about switching. Not about odds. You MUST get it correct. This isn't a various of the Monty Hall problem

>>718942569
Cry about it

>>718942856
Yeah that's what I was saying to these cucks from the start but the retardation keep coming in big numbers

>>718942913
Are you a minority?

>>718942856
No math degree.
Liar

>>718935377
niggwahwhat thefucking shit are you talking bout yu trash talking shitfucking reddit meme loving cocksucking funnyjunk sperm monglel what the holy fucking christ ar eyou doing you shitnigger dumbfuck??? how much cock you suck in average basics to get this far? did your fuckign dad train you in cocksucking you cuntass nigger, fucking americans i swear you fat cheeseburger faglords will die out in 10 years, suck obamas dick

>>718943158
im not.. :(( do yo think they'd notice if i used spray tan and said i was?

I've never understood ... why a goat?

>>718942856
http://www.math.cornell.edu/~mec/2008-2009/TianyiZheng/Conditional.html

>>718943112
Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck....
He actually uses the word cuck

What a dumb stupid faggit.

>>718935377
do you even math

>>718943328
Say youre trans instead.

>>718943280
Nawwww...
He's trying to make pasta....
How cute

>>718943474
will that double my chances from 1/3 to 50%

In your basement are three light switches, all of them currently in the OFF position. Each switch controls one of three different lamps on the floor above. You would like to find out which light switch corresponds to which lamp.

You may move turn on any of the switches any number of times, but you may only go upstairs to inspect the lamps just once.

How can you determine the switch for each lamp with just one trip upstairs?

>>718943662
No it will triple your chances to 66%

joining the useless arguing for glory and honor.

your initial pick is wrong 2 out of 3 times so why would you stick with it? I'd always switch but I'd never nintendo switch cause that thing is a piece of trash.

>>718938278
You're just fucking wrong, but whatever you're stupidity doesn't really matter

>>718943971
you can switch or not, it doesn't change anything

>>718935550
Oh boy are you a stubborn little bitch. A stubborn little WRONG bitch. Watch this video and you'll understand:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lb-6rxZxx0

>>718933337
OP is a faggot. Which is always true, but in this case it's double true.

sage goes in all fields

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>>718938337

>>718944051
But it's you that's wrong...

It's a factual thing.

>>718944076
I guess I like goats so you're not completely wrong. this whole thing comes from a time when people valued cars over goats though so switching would be better.

>>718944571
Explain yourself?
This is one of the few threads where OP was not a faggot

Have already lost.

Wanted goat.

Everything else is trash. Throw away.

>>718945055
nah he's right and you're wrong.

first math arguing thread. am I doing this right? should I call him a faggot too? I'll go for it.

faggot.

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>>718945347
Shut up OP, kill yourself.

>>718945176
So.you would switch then, to have double the chance of winning a goat