How do i make my small penis bigger? My girlfriend fucking laughed

>>718926815
you don't

Replace penis with a german sausage

>>718926815
Jelqing and/or Bathmate/ and/or stretching. You -might- get like 1/2 an inch

>>718926989
Man fuck you! gimme me that info or i will kill myself after shooting up ma school! (jk pls not call the cops my mom will get mad))

>>718926815
you can get a penis extender device. a study at turin university showed that they can actually increase your size after a number of months.

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>>718927127
Thank you brother!

>>718927254
Theres these pills on ebay man! Made my dick and inch wider and 4 longer!!! in only 14 days!

>>718927316
My mom does not allow me to buy it

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>>718927335
I don't belive that shit niga

My dick is small, but gets the job done, maybe its just having confidence in one self. 4.5 inches

>>718926815
tfw; you know thats really a spaghetti portion measuring stick....

>>718927564
5'' here, thats all that matters. 4.5-5.5'' people feel they are too small for no good reason. Yes micropenis is a legit issue, but we don't fall into that range and we make girls cum no problem

>>718927453
w/e if it didnt work they wouldnt spend money on ads wouldnt it you idiot

Damn niga i have about 2 incher, do i have a micro penis?

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>>718927762
>5.5 inches
>not micro penis

You don't.
Live with the fact that other men will fuck your girl.

Should i kill myself and hope for the best my next life???

>>718927762
my penis is 7 inches
its small and I have to accept it
you are just...sad

>>718927784
>wouldn't spend money on adds

Are you actually retarded? The adds cost very little and they afford the fucking adds in the first place because people click on them and buy their fake product.

>dumbass see's add and buys scam product
>they use the money they scammed a guy for to pay for more addvertisement
>another cunt like you see's the add and thinks 'oh the product MUST work because they have an add'
>rinse and repeat

You dumb fucker like you exsist and fuel retardent capatalism. It is the epitomy of stupidity to fall for that shit. And you just do it because you are consumed by adds like all western world

>>718927564
Mines like 6" rock hard with a cock ring. Try rubbing her clit while you fuck her. And open with licking her pussy.

My penis when soft turtles. I hate it! I stuff it between my thigh, and pelvis. Tried tape or rubber bands but its hurts not too long after. I dont care about 4.5 inches hard, i can make my girl cum, i just hate when its soft.

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>>718928324
>>>718927316
Get with JESUS
JESUS
JESUS
JESUS
JESUS will make it bigger.
JESUS wants your semen for breakfast in heaven.
JESUS WAS WELL HUNG, so he knows!

>>718928351
You obviously don't know how to measure pencil dick

I need some fucking help!!!! My dick is only 2 inches!!

You know whats more sad than a guy with a small cock that cares about pleasing a woman?

A guy with a big cock that cares.

You want women to fuck? make money. Most women are just playing you for your assets anyhow. But why is that shit on the front burner for you faggots? is everyone here a child?

>>718926815
Get yourself a cunt-o-meter. If she's deeper than 7" she's a whore. Save your pennies and buy another bitch.

>>718928063
yes, micropenis is a medial condition, not something a sperglord like you can diagnose

>>718928351
you are stupid, but thats okay

>>718928834
Wow, you must know all the best women

>>718926815
>halfway between average and king size
feels good

OP are you measuring it right? Take out a ruler, start at the pelvic muscle and go all the way to the tippy, tippy top of the head. Also, push into your gut when you measure, because fat and pubic hairs can fuck up measuring. No, I do not want to activate filter keys. Most guys have 5.5-6 inch dicks, don't trust those shitty surveys online.

>>718929219
certainly.

>>718926815
Are you sure your penis is small? Maybe your girlfriend has a vagina the size of a train station.

>>718927127
You also might break your dick. And you probably won't get any results at all, as all credible doctors say it isn't effective.

You're stuck with what you've got, OP.

>>718927127
Bs

>>718929095
>vagina depth correlates to promiscuity

/b/, ladies and gentlemen.

>>718929548
Damn right its small around 2 fucking inches ! how the fuck do i make it bigger?

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>>718928422
>talking the bait this hard

>>718929361
Yep 2 inches, but thanks for trying

It gotta be able to make it bigger somehow pls...

>>718929999
holy fuck 9999GET
>>718930000

whats the actual measurements on that paddle?
cos looking at her fingers as a guide, im average to enormous

>>718929999
Well damn.. the only thing im now proud of

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>>718929999
Trips Fairy has noticed you friendo. Congrats on your impressive quads.

>>718930245
And now i will pray my thanks to that bitch

>>718926815
I've always thought that I am pretty average in the pants department, but those holes look a bit on the small side. Unless the woman in the picture is some sort of giantess, of course.

>>718930498
DAMN YOU! stop it... pls.. you're making me feel smaller..

>>718926815
if there was an easy way. EVERYONE would be doing it. Since everyone isn't. There isn't. However, there are hard ways (via surgery)

>>718926815
Do not use an air pump unless you want a floppy ass dick, you can actually make it thicker with a testosterone based ointment but only during puberty.

>>718926815
I feel like I wouldn't fit through average, but that next size up is a huge leap...

Anybody else?

>>718929096
>median condition
oh look a sperglord with a micropenis

>>718928463
I dont need to do any of that, i can make my gf cum buckets. wtf is this 2mb file limit.

>>718929138
is that all you can say? hey dont be mad at me because your penis is even smaller than mine
I didnt chose for virgins like you to have micropenises

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>>718926815
I mean it has 3 ratings

>>718926815
Rape the bitch with your micropenis. Then she won't be laughing.

>>718932163
I would be.

>>718932163
Alright fam!

>>718926815
if it's too thin they can inject fat from elsewhere in your body now, so they can make it thicker which matters most.

lengthwise they can cut the ligament underneath you know the one that makes it jerk about when really excited. that makes more of your penis hang outside your body. but means some loss of function.

the alternative get a different girlfriend, but in all honesty there is such a thing as too small and I feel for guys who are.

>>718933639
Dicks aren't made of fat...

It's essentially two balloons of blood and muscle.

>>718928351
I know that feel bro, I only have a 10 inch penis.
So sad I will never satisfy a girl...

>>718926815
Get a better girlfriend...

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I'm 6"0 tall, not hideous, I can make girls laugh, and I have very little inhibition when it comes to asking for girl's numbers. But should I not even bother? I'm less than 4 inches erect
pic related

>>718926815
How do I make my dick smaller? My gf fucking cried about its ridiculous size.

>>718926815
Why even care? There's probably things people laugh at you for that you could actually change but you don't bother. Just be glad you're not one of those guys who will hurt their partner with their dick...

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>>718934743

You're supposed to enjoy them, not the other way around


to all you lil dickin people in the thread, watch me run through all your bitches

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>>718926815
>yfw your dick wouldn't fit in any of those

>>718927326
dude, don't do that shit. It will break your dick and you won't be able to get full erections anymore. look it up

>>718926815
If that is the case you need to find another bitch because she is fucking around on you.

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just get really good at eating pussy? ^w^

>>718928463
This. I learned how to keep my tongue game strong and how to rub the clit during sex, girls love it.

>>718926815
get a partner who isn't so superficial as to base your character and humanity off of your penis.

There's more to life than your fucking dick. get a hobby. change your ideals and habits. stop wallowing in an irrelevant topic which cannot be changed or altered.

>>718926815

you need to find a vagina that's smaller.

>>718935625
I was thinking the same, but I have a feeling that the creator of that paddle was being generous.

>>718927564
My dick is just shy of six and half and women compliment my confidence and ive even been told that i was the first guy she fucked that didnt open with some bullshit apology about my dick. Ive also been told i looked small but that my dick made up for it because i angled it right and hit the right spot. The shit is not simple but it also isnt fucking 'nerf or nuthin' like other anons will tell you.

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>>718936057
100% this, shes a bitch that will hate herself later in life. Bail before you get dragged down.

>>718926815
You really can't make it bigger. Nothing has been proven to be successful at permanently increasing dick size.

>>718926815
I couldn't even get my dick thru mighty, when made these rulers?? Women?

>convert to hindu
>kys
>hopefully reincarnated with bigger dick

>>718928351
You are such a semen demon. Want a picture of my cock with a little bow on it?

>>718936057

Your dick being below acceptable is not being superficial, that's just being accepting of ones own needs to be fucked satisfyingly. stop being a naive fucking leftie hipster, good advice after that though.

>>718926815
she watches too much porn and/or is a whore, don't be bothered

I got only 2 inches.. i look older than my dad and he is 50years older than me.. i'm skinny have depression, anxiety, i only have one thing that i like to do...fuckin Internet, no hobby.. and fuckin autism...

>>718926815
I started masturbating at eleven years old and by god I yanked my crank EVERY SINGLE DAY and damn if I don't have a massive throbbing monster cock that my gf can barely handle
> feels good man

Oh yeah and genetics is a bitch. God what's the point of having a dick if it's shrimpy, no girl wants a dick the size of their thumb up in there

>>718926815
most average dicks wouldnt fit the average hole

>>718928422
>because you are consumed by adds like all western world
Get the fuck off my western world internets you fucking eastern worlder. Stick to rocks and rice because the west doesnt want your half ass critiques in some broken dialect. We dont value any of you gooks perspectives unless its how to run a faster sweatshop for kids.

>>718926815
earn more money and be smart, thats how you make your penis bigger

>>718936940
Unless underage, how tf can u look like a 70-80year old man

>>718931514
Bs

>>718933639
>injecting fat into your pens
o hahahahah

>>718928834
You sound like the guy on the radio that you can tell is an enormous douche but has money so he goes around feeling like he is somehow got it figured out and dispenses advice that only strokes his own ego and others are like " yeah whatever buddy" and he goes about his life uniterrupted because he also has zero self awareness and learns jack shit from social interactions because every chance you get you simplify and denigrate what anybody says down to " he is just hating on me cuz im the fuckin man and he wishes he was me " have fun fucking a blonde troll at the daytime strip club and dying alone from an enlarged heart during a coke binge you fuckin blowhard.

>>718937806
I am 24 and my dad is 76..

>>718926815
Is that Drea from the Watch Girls Play youtube channel?

>>718937975

I mean hell yeah but what the fuck was that analogy,


>atuism the post

>>718934743
Feel any extra pressure because you're black?

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>>718926815
You don't.

>>718934743
You mad whitebois? Must suck to be a nigger and have no nigger dick. Its like no perk at all.

>>718938932
I mean... that's really the only thing they've got going for them at this point.

>>718926815
a penis pumper

(not permanent )
you wont gain much length but your
diameter will increase

i have a homemade one i made out of an paint ball pod the inner diameter is the size of a coke can it takes me about 2hrs to pump it that big

>>718939735
enjoy your ED
>>718938458

>>718929999
Jelquin works more ir el it M give you centimeter

>>718939735
What.the.fuck i dont belive ya

Who says she doesnt have a large vagina? Maybe its not you anon but her. Maybe its that she is pathetic and she should go and find a way to make her snatch smaller. Why is it that men are left to feel inadequate when we are the ones that invented sex in the first place. Do you think the first man cared how big he was? Or that the first women laughed at how pathetic he was? Either women love you for being what they cant be or you become one of them and feel like a bitch

>>718940511
This. Keeps me alive

>>718926815
Did you beat her afterwards? Laugh at her floppy cunt.

>>718926815
Best to just kill yourself OP