Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>718896549
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>718905441
Who even are you, blankposter?
>>718905624
Poi
>>718905692
I have a waifu :o
>>718905714
I don't like watermelon that much
but I'm guessing you do
>>718905613
still gotta stay positive and keep your head up!
>>718905912
Things have been getting better lately..
>>718905692
One of like 3 people?
No trip?
>>718905912
I mean, I assumed so, I just don't know who you usually post as which is why I asked!
>>718906028
Huh? I'm new here I don't know anyone, that's why I'm asking.
>>718905912
Good guess. I love watermelon, I don't often eat it though.
>>718906075
ya dingus :o
>>718906028
ya double dingus :o :o
>>718906018
I'm glad for you then ^-^
I'm rooting for you!
>>718906102
we can pack some for a picnic then
>>718906075
Ah.
Well yeah one of 2 claimers.
>>718906164
Dingbat.
>>718906075
It's klonata who posts without a waifu
>>718906164
Thank you~
>>718906200
don't call me that ever again
>>718906223
:o
>>718906340
Dingbat
>>718906340
Dingbat.
>>718906340
Cuticle.
>>718906315
it's gonna be a good fight :o
up to anything now?
>>718906357
:(
>>718906340
Dingbat!
>>718906382
Ringalinger.
>>718906164
>>718906200
You both are talking with incomplete sentences and I am confused...
>>718906223
You make sense, thank you.
>>718906340
Dingo
>>718906403
._.
>>718906381
wtfwtf
>>718906441
>>718906432
this needs to stop
>>718906441
Yeah.
It really can be.
Sometimes.
>>718906450
Dingbat
>>718906382
Fight?
Almost done with the sad manga.
You?
claimed
i just woke up and you fags already ruined my day
>>718906630
Good?
>>718906578
cat fight :o
have you cried yet?
I might get on twitch to watch my bf play pokemon for the first time, if he gets on i guess
>>718906595
cutie
>>718906630
good -_-
>>718906566
>>718906546
I'm calling the cops
>>718906533
Why so, it seems nice.
>>718906630
That's what you get for waking up at 10 pm
>>718906694
Dingbat
>>718906694
Gargle.
>>718906713
it's 7:20
Konosuba is off to a good start to S2.
>>718906694
Dingus licker
>>718906595
Good taste!
>>718906694
I'd..Rather not.
I haven't! I've come damn close quite a few times though.
Okay!
>>718906789
It's okay to be wrong.
>>718906630
Glad I could help.
>>718906713
it's bullying -_-
>>718906726
>>718906740
>>718906822
I'm getting really mad
>>718906827
is it all in one book? or have you been binged reading them?
>>718906963
dungus
>>718906963
Dingbat
>>718906963
I've been binging. On the last volume now, though!
>>718906963
Porpoise.
>>718906928
i think you just live in a shitty timezone
>>718906953
you missed me by like 1 minute last night fgt
>>718906164
Sorry, I was just making dinner.
A picnic? That sounds like a lovely time.
Do you want me to wear a sundress?
here
>>718906980
>>718907013
>>718907094
ok no more replies I'm just gonna ignore after this
>>718907058
sounds fun
would you recommend it? :o
>>718907141
that sounds heavenly
you'd be so beautiful <3
>>718907187
leave rei alone -_-
>>718907187
Another salt shaker? You don't drink salt!
>>718907187
Swag
>>718907238
Fluoroantimonic acid.
>>718907238
Dingbat
>>718907103
So I saw. Reee.
>>718907238
lowkey I said, lowkey!
>>718907245
It's supersalt even!
>>718907276
I was about to watch gate, but I was told that it's a huge pile of garbage.
>>718907349
maybe if that weird engine of yours didn't need so much oil
>>718907385
I think I did a good job :o
>>718907385
You know what else is a pile of garbage?
Berlin :^)
>>718907490
oy.
>>718907238
I dunno. Depends on the person!
>>718907490
Reee
>>718907238
I don't know how good I'd look in a sundress. I know I look fine in a skirt though.
>>718907476
Yes, yes, you were wonderful, now stfu.
>>718907490
I would love to disagree, but honestly I can't q_q.
>>718907538
Jibril pls. You know its pretty much true. All those mudslimes.
>>718907614
you could wear a skirt in the bedroom
>>718907577
do you have the physcal books or are you doing online?
I might read them since you seem to be loving it :o
>>718907648
did rei show you what I said to him???
>>718907606
Or are you Jibril?
>>718907648
Now watch GATE. Its not that bad.
>>718907723
I have no way of contacting her, so no...
The fuck did you say?
>>718907758
How many episodes is it even?
>>718907666
I'm not Jibril, I just know a good burn and have to reply.
>>718907758
>>718907831
umm nothing :o
>>718907723
Dingbat
>>718907723
I'd buy the physical books, but there's no english print, so..
>>718907758
I'm gonna gas you kangaroofucker.
I'm not fucking Jibril!
>>718907860
fite me
>>718907831
2 seasons, 24 total.
>>718907944
Then who the fuck are you?
>>718907832
I know that feel.
>>718907931
I see then
what website do you use, or app? :o
>>718907972
I can beat you up irl -_-
>>718908042
Right now I'm using kissmanga, but this is the first manga I have read online in six years.
>>718907723
i'm too embarrassed to do it in front of others though.
;-;
>>718908155
that's a lot of years :o
I'm not even 6 years old anymore
>>718908224
the skirt is in private
unless you mean the dress
>>718908031
And it's all about a weeb who happens to have military training mowing down defenseless goblins with an AK?
>>718908042
I'll kill you so bad you'll be reincarnated as a miscarriage -_-
>>718908224
Don't trust the konata.
He is a liar and a fraud.
>>718908314
Sure is!
Most people move on from that after a year~
>>718908477
so you're a big weeb? :o
>>718908469
try me gringo -_-
>>718908469
It's literally the syrian conflict anime.
>>718908469
Well, to be fair, only the first wave were goblins. And its not an AK, its a Type 64. And then there is the fight with the dragons.
>>718908534
Well, I'm really weeby, but I'm pretty small.
>>718908314
Oh, with or without pantsu?
>>718908469
I got my bag of salt just in case.
>>718908757
I bet you're a cutie like your waifu :o
>>718908870
I like cute ones so with ^-^
>>718907472
What's that got to do with anything?!
>>718908534
Flights are expensive af, let's meet up in the middle.
>>718908663
Do the goblins hide among the humans to rape and murder them?
>>718908728
Do the dragons also get mowed down, but just with bigger artillery?
>>718908870
Can't you see!? All the shitposting, the saltiness, the hate.
He IS the salt!
>>718908901
Nahhhhh
Feeling totally frumpy at 6 AM in my PJs with the lights off
>>718908978
well, if you didn't have to add oil so often you wouldn't have been here too late, and i would've been able to bulli you more
>>718909003
or I could fight you over skype -_-
just because I'm friends with sachi doesnt mean I like to shitpost
>>718909023
that sounds cozy honestly
wish I could be there :o
>>718909106
Ehhhhhh, maybe it was a good thing I was late...
>>718909003
Nah the humans are isis who kill everyone who doesn't agree with their policy of a 'peaceful' unity. Then there's the cunts under the kings who mean nothing and die anyway. Then the government who doesn't give two shits about their people dying in masses.
Syria.
>>718909003
A dragon gets eaten by a bigger dragon that then shrugs off Panzerfaust shots. But there is a case if over killing dragons later. AA missiles, gunship strafe, artillery FFE. And episode 6 is the best scene in anime 2015.
>>718908967
Like striped ones?
>>718909138
It's kinda cozy!
nahh.
>>718909246
joke's on you, i bully you weather you're here or not
>>718909345
rude ;-;
keeping all the warmth to yourself -_-
>>718909333
I do :o
that's not rei though I think
>>718909437
It's not, I just posted that for effect.
>>718909556
it sure had an effect on me :o
>>718909437
Yup! that's me~
>>718909659
Dingbat
>>718909724
still like you though :o
save the warmth for chara tho
>>718909354
Ehhhhhh?!
>>718909825
just ask your dom, i bulli you through proxy
>>718909659
Cute.
>>718909821
Well, thank you.
I will~
Poi!
>>718908031
Well who would gas you?
>>718910008
is she gonna eat all that? :o
>>718909934
like you
there's a moth in my room, hold me ;-;
>>718909138
You don't even have me on skype -___-
And you are the personification of distrust and shitpost.
>>718909280
Fuck, humans suck.
>>718909305
Preposterous!
Don't you know that Prison School also happened in 2015?
I'm totally awake. Wasn't sleeping at all.
How is everyone?
>>718909920
You occasionally try to be nice about things too.
>>718910095
Yuno GASai?
>>718910142
Literally who cares
>>718910172
who told you about that? lies! lies and slander!
>>718910099
I'll hold you, but what's wrong with a small moth.
>>718910250
I mean, you did try to recommend things to me once, and I believe you said I could ask you if I needed to know things...
>>718910142
are you jealous? :o
>>718910095
Impossible to gas an Aussie.
>>718910142
Im sorry. But a reenactment of Apocalypse Now using gunships against medieval soldiers trumps it.
>>718910099
nope! She's gonna split it with someone special.
>>718910172
Good morning, sleepy head~
>>718910043
Poi
>>718910390
Not your dom?
>>718910456
How's it going?
>>718910478
Poiiiiiiiii
>>718910412
I know, thats why I start with ISIS
its fucking cold outside
claimed
>>718910339
shh shh shh, i'm never nice
>>718910390
i think he says otherwise
>>718910456
who is this special someone? :o
>>718910325
please hold me tight, love <3
I'm scared of bugs ;-;
I need you
>>718910355
k
>>718910412
Even Fate/kaleid liner PrismaIllya 2wei Herz!?
>>718910597
You're totally a nice person really
>he
Why this
>>718910663
yes*
Alice best waifu
>>718910536
Just finished a very sad manga!
It had a happy end, though.
You?
>>718910646
It's me
>>718910536
I-I mean....
>>718910597
Shush!
kinda thirsty, anyone thirsty?
>>718910593
it's 8 above, toughen up
>>718910701
nostahp
everyone is he until proven otherwise
>>718910821
you should really listen to your dom more
>>718910646
I can take care of that bug for you. And i can adequately hold you.
Y-You need me?
>>718910898
forgive me fagman
>>718910543
Poi.
:ok_hand:
>>718910802
Just woke up from a nap! Feeling super refreshed now, so that's good.
>>718910821
What would I be, then?
>>718910898
It's fine, I'm sure it won't hurt your image too much.
Fine, fine. As long as it wasn't some kind of dig I'll take it.
>>718910955
>>718911010
Poi poi?
:thinking:
>>718910909
I want you so bad
please never let go of me, love <3
>>718910802
thats a lot of cake for 2 cuties :o
>>718910955
that's King Fag to the likes of you
>>718911018
but now everyone will know my secret
i have too many transexual friends so they're all he because i don't have time to keep that straight
>>718910663
Even Justice - The Anime.
>>718910585
Then just what would you try to do to an Aussie that our wildlife cant do?
>>718911018
That is good!
>>718911145
We'll sit and talk and eat it for hours~
But for now!
I'm sleep!
G'night everyone!
>>718911354
get plenty of rest cutie! <3
>>718910898
Shush!
>>718911018
Uhhhhhh.... Nee-chan, obviously~
>>718911145
I'd be remiss if I do.
Do you like the cuddles?
カラミチーマス
>>718911230
I'm still trying to decide if it was being nice or just trying to turn me into one of you, in fairness.
I just assume literally everyone is a he to you.
>>718911354
It's not bad, at the very least. What manga did you read?
>>718911465
Is that all? I wouldn't want people to think you've forgotten your place again, after all.
>>718911481
I love your cuddles
I love being yours <3
>>718911277
Masaka!
I'll get to it then.
>>718911465
you really don't like hearing the truth, huh?
>>718911543
it was being nice
they are on the internet
>>718911543
Eeek.
>>718911652
Shhhhhhhhh!
>>718911127
Poi!
>>718911652
Oh, right. You weren't just trying to convert me?
Fair one. I'd say Mako could probably solve the "until proven otherwise" part because of how happy she seems to be to share pictures of me, but that seems like effort.
>>718911701
So what exactly is your place?
>>718911834
POI YOU MONSTER
>>718911571
I-I love it too.
You're mine and I'm yours.
>>718911701
you seem bad at this whole sub thing
>>718911858
only a little
and i don't do effort
>>718912000
did you save that gif from the earlier rei poster, or did you have already? :o
I love it and you <3
>>718912054
I'm planning to take your recommendation, at least.
Me neither, it's too tiring.
>>718911858
By your side, holding your hand~
>>718912054
I never said I was good at it!
>>718912139
Mm, I don't think that's quite right, is it? What do you think you are to me?