Alright, /b/ros, I'm opting between taking the TEFL-train

>>718887876
haven't seen a hot Asian in awhile. moar?

>>718887876
Why anyone go to SK for sex tourism instead of Pattaya is beyond me. It's literally 10x the price.

>>718887876
if you want underage, the Philippines are the child whore capital of the world

I am currently doing shanghai. Only because you don't really need to pay For pussy there. Just stay in shape, and download tinder. I'll be teaching again soon, then Thailand and PI

>>718887876
Where are you teaching at OP?

in taiwan atm and most whores here are philipinas, some taiwanese. if anyone plans on coming here keep 2 things in mind.

if u want to pull locals u need to be able to speak some chinese unless u want bar flies

if ur not white you will need to be fit af to pull locals

>>718889952

Shit I'm going to Taiwan next month. Is it cheap to buy? As well I'm a bigger guy as well lots of tattoos will that hinder my changed?

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Reasons I'd go to SK is because I'm fit and don't need to pay, but then again, I do enjoy the working girls. In China I'd bang a couple new Tantan-dates a week, but I don't really dig the chinks that much

if by big u mean buff its ok, u may need to know some chinese to not scare off the locals. if not u can pull some locals that want to leave taiwan if ur white enough. if ur planning on buying only know that the price goes by age so a 19 yr old will cost in the range of 6k ntd - 10k ntd it goes down from there as they get older. if u dont want to get bent over with the charge find a translater

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>>718889597
I was in Shanghai. Too many expats for my liking so I moved further in, spent a year in Hangzhou

>>718887876
MOOOOOOOODDDDSSSS
REPORT REPORT

The purpose of teaching English in S. Korea is to make money to visit the rest of Asia.

>>718890555
Suck a dick

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>>718890685
With 3+ years of teaching experience, is the pay good?

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How are Korean women in comparison to other gooks?

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>>718887876
Of course thailand. South korea has too many legitimate females, thailand has those sweet sweet ladyboys.

>>718890972
Half of them had plastic surgery too look like K-pop idols, the other ones are ugly

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>>718888210
Is there a lot of TEFL jobs in Pi?

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>>718887876

In 2012 I spent 6 months living in SE Asia

3 months Thailand
2 weeks Phillipines
1 month Singapore
1 month Malaysia
2 weeks Thailand again

Ask me anything, mai neegaz

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>>718891119
In general and on average, more beautiful than Thai or same/same?

>>718890809
In SK the pay can be pretty good for private tutoring. The schools will give you a small apartment and about 2k per month.

Where's the best country to teach for TEFL? I am really interested in going out there after I graduate but the JET program seems to anal, and I also gotta pay them loans.

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Don't bother with Japanese. Those fucking mongaloids think they are special.
Only do Japanese if you're going to rape the bitch.

>>718891690
Japan is the worst place for TEFL anyway

>>718891471
Good question, I have no idea.

>>718891365
Which was your fav and why?

Which girls did you have the best time with?

>>718891365
>>718892111
this, nigger
tell us more about the pussy
you raw dog? fuck ladyboys?
storytiem plox

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>>718891644
OP here
China is easy. Easy as fuck as they throw money on white people who speak English and you get laid a lot.
On the other hand, it's ridiculous how they monitor you, how western social media is banned and you can lose your job over using VPN. They are pretty disgusting too,eating turtle whole out of the shell, frogs and chicken feet and then kissing you with that mouth always erked me.

>>718891471
It depends on your taste. I prefer Korean girls' looks, so a lot of them are attractive to me. Whether or not a Korean girl will put out quickly is hit or miss. Also, it is much easier to find whores here if you speak some Korean.

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>>718892289
And also, chicks expect you to pay for everything (not only because you're a guy but also as a foreigner you're supposed to be well off) and if they sometime pay for anything, they're very likely to be asking for it back if you break up. Or, my favorite, for your birthday "do you want that shirt you were looking at, or do you want me to strike the tab??"

>>718892289
thats disgusting. Do they spit on the street a lot? are they inhuman insect people as claimed here?

I'd like to fuck them doe

>>718887876
Om telolet om!

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>>718892379
Sweet, thanks! Yea, either way I go, I intend to get on Rosetta Stone immediately for that language. I know that helped me a great deal in China.
I too prefer the looks of Korean women and that's why I'm unsure now - as the cheap booze and prostitutes, the climate and possibilities of underage in Thailand was otherwise likely to be a done deal

>>718892111
>>718892239


Thailand was my overall fav

The country's infrastructure was OK and the people had a better energy

Lost track of the number of girls I fucked... had the best time with girls who had good energy and confidence, looks were only part of the picture

Saw a lady smoke a cigarette using her pussy in a strip club in Pattaya

Always used a rubber for fucking, although HIV isn't very contagious I didn't want to take the risk

The girls were happy to suck it without a rubber

Philippines was a shithole

Hooked up with a local girl in Malaysia

Singapore was described as "Disneyland with the death penalty" by the writer William Gibson and he was right

Cost of living is low, especially if you stay outside the tourist areas (look for the expat areas)

If you've got the money, they've got the honey

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>>718892600
Spit in the streets, cough and sneeze without covering. Blow their nose with their hands and dig their ears with the pinky nail. Girls will tell you about their stool after a visit to the toilet or/and I had one walk in, sitting down to take a dump as I was in the shower right next to the toilet - and this was on our first "date". They chew with their mouths open think it disgusting to shave body hair. These are the main reasons why I couldn't stay.

>>718893141
>Girls will tell you about their stool after a visit to the toilet

This makes them the ideal waifu for the average /b/tard

>>718892979
Very nice anwer thanks.

So you enjoyed Thailand the most. How much did you spend there in 3 months? How much di you think is needed to get by, eat well and sleep in a decent place and still have a good time per month?

any pics of your travels?

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>>718893443
Kek, yea, spose you have a point. Due to the conservative climate however, there's practically no local traps. And I'm thinking that might be a problem..

>>718893495

You can stay in a good hotel or guesthouse, eat decent food and fuck girls/go out drinking a few times a week for about USD $150 a week in Thailand

Bangkok is more expensive than that, though

The other SE Asian countries (especially Cambodia) are cheaper, but the infrastructure isn't as good as Thailand (internet, power supplies, street cleaning, etc)

>>718893141
you confirmed everything I suspected from small experiencewith them . Are they awful human beings too?
I've read that greentext about the guy who spoke chinese and as a result of working/living with them despised them and and their culture of lying/cheating/stealing etc.

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>>718893141
she took a shit while you were in shower on the shower? How the fuck is this possible on the first date?

>>718894049
I would imagine the date came back to his place after dinner/drinks. He took a shower before sex and she took a shit when he was in the shower... perfectly imaginable in China.

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>>718894049
Nah, she was on the toilet right next to the shower, so we were both in the bathroom.

>>718893751
I wouldn't go so far as to say that I despise them.. Yes, they lie and they cheat (the amount of girls married with children or in a relationship I fucked, who only told me later in passing), and they think themselves the bees knees (only next to the white man), they are greedy and just pretty fucked up in a lot of ways.. But hey, it's a different culture and I'm the foreigner with little to no entitlement to judge or to look down on them - it's just that I can't see myself there for a longer period of time.

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>>718893750
Indonesia is worth a mention as well especially bali

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>>718894306
Yes, sir, this is a correct assumption

>>718894419
I've heard Bali is kinderheaven, is there any truth to that?

>>718893750
That's awesome, thanks. Is it hard to get drugs like weed or blow?

>>718894473
she literally took a shit? Not just peed? I could handle someone peeing, that's maybe gross but whatev but taking a full on dump and wiping? I can't imagine.
>did she take a shower afterwards before fucking?

>>718894537
Not true, buy avoid unless you want to have a bitch that's gonna stick with you until you're out of money. Indo-bitches only want that free pass to a better life and don't do shit to deserve it. Can't make a good wife out of a spoilt brat.

>Inb4 beta cuck
I've got an Indo-bitch and Im ready to dump her lazy selfish money-grubbing ass. Arguments every fucking week cause she's fucking immature as fuck.

>>718887876
Underage girls who are wild and demand to get fucked by me, what a gorgeous dream...

>>718894306
So in China girls don't have a problem sharing the toilet or taking shits while a guy is using it? That's accepted?

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>>718894876
>she sits down
>"I need to shit, but it's hard"
>stinks up bathroom and goes back into my bedroom
>I'm in disbelief
>goes to fuck her anyway as she's supposed to be staying all weekend
>ends up staying for two weeks
>says in bed and orders food while I'm at work all day
>finally managed to kick her out
>calls the cops on me

She was one of the best fucks tho, sort of worth it

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>>718894948
Sounds like bs I could do without. Another reason I'm opting to return to Asia is because I want to get away from as much drama as possible. Thank you for that input

>>718895256
>amazing pic
fuck...I can't imagine fucking a chick after she took a dump, but I guess if I was horned up I'd do it anyway...hell I probably have done it and just didn't know kek....
why did she call the cops on you? stayed 2 weeks? I've never had anybody stick around that long. Sounds like an adventure ,/b/ro!

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>>718895247
That is perfectly fine since "we're intimate enough to fuck" also had a girl (another girl, actually a 9/10 KTV girl shamelessly fart on my dick on one of our first fucks

>>718895247
If you're in some sort of relationship it's quite common I believe. Had a girl peed in front of me on a first date once.

>>718893141
Can confirm. I work at a casino and the Chinese people there are disgusting. They straight up just cough and sneeze all over you, watched one chick spit into a rubbish bin. Pick their nose and then hand you money, like wtf

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>>718895256
Nice pic.

>>718895579
KEK
these stories all have the ring of truth to them, so I can't bitch.

Fascinating, anon, keep them coming plox

I can't even imagine this sort of thing. I'm horrrified yet fascinated.
>>718895704
peeing, I can live with. It can be kinda hot unde the right circumstances. Taking a smelly dump? I'm speechless.

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>>718895481
She was from out of town, we met at a bar while she was out with friends. She came home with me, next day she went to pick up her bag from her friend and started giving me bullshit reasons about "missing the train" and then "can't afford another ticket" and so on. Me kicking her out like literally turned into physically removing her from the apartment. She was kicking and screaming at the door while I packed up her clothes in bag, she thought I wasn't going to let her have them, so she called the cops. By the time they arrived I had thrown out her shit already

>>718895776
they're so fucking sick. Here in L.A. at the card clubs they think nothing of eating at the gaming table with their mouths open, it's just fucking disgusting.
Like, really, you're such a degenerate gambler you can't leave the table for fifteen minutes to eat?
The answer is yes.

>>718894761

Its best to stay away from drugs unless you have a strong relationship with the local police

The drug laws are punitive and numerous foreigners have ended up buying drugs from a local taxi driver only to have a policeman 'accidentally' walk around the corner just as they were buying the drugs

>>718894419

How different is Indonesia from Malaysia?

Anyone got greentexts of thai girls while visiting?

>>718895879
holy shit....that's some real drama right there....sounds exciting, though, I'm sure she was a demon in bed
fuck I have never had to throw someone out of my apartment....maybe my car or something like that....you have some balls to do that in a foreign country....I'd probably suck it up to avoid police trouble.
They really kept a tab of how much money you owed them? It makes sense, really. It explains a lot about the ones that are from China here in the US.

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Japan is top tier

>>718893141
> sitting down to take a dump as I was in the shower right next to the toilet - and this was on our first "date"

Nigga a lot of people would pay for that.

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>>718895805
Also fucked this christian Chinese girl after like five minutes of coming into my apartment I popped cherry. It was when I had first arrived and didn't know the ropes, tried ghosting her afterwards, but when she couldn't get me at my apartment she showed up to my workplace talking to the security guards when I came out, I was pretending to be surprised/slightly happy to see her to steer off the awkward situation and she pretended to not know me and after that the security guards just gave me the stink eye everytime I passed

>>718895892
So glad we have food banned at tables here, I hear stories about them leaving a mess in our VIP club, there is a buffet up there that they destroy

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>>718895776
>>718895892


I live in Auckland Central, New Zealand... and there are a LOT of Chinese people living here. The Starbucks on Queen Street (main street) now has several signs up which say "NO SPITTING" in both English and Chinese because so many of the Chinese immigrants and students were sitting at the tables and spitting on the ground...

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>>718896178
Yeah, but most of the time I was just clueless, didn't know what to do and no one really speaks English unless it's convenient for them. The cops can't do too much though, in my opinion, I only had two minor altercations with them however. The girl and then while drunk driving smashing my Vespa into a car - on both occasions they deemed it too much hassle as we couldn't communicate.

>>718896368
kek
that's nuts, man. I banged a local when on vacation overseas and when I ignored her she turned up on the beach outside my apartment hanging out on a lounger, waiting for me.
I gave her some moeny and she fucked off. Well worth it.

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>>718896228
Compared to what? I've been considering it as well, but other anons rank it shit tier. Even in this thread

>>718896409
>So glad we have food banned at tables here,
Lucky. Between their halitosis and the smelly greasy noodles I want to hurl. I think I saw a youtube video where the chinese went nuts on a buffet grabbing the shrimp and stuff, they were fucking savages without any shame that a westerner would at least marginally have
>>718896535
I heard they spit like crazy, but fortunately haven't seen it. But spitting *inside* a starbucks? gross.

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>>718896621
Kek, I didn't even consider the money aspect there and then. She only told me that I had to love Jesus and that we should get married, when I said that I most certainly wouldn't she questioned how much I really wanted her.

>>718896609
>they deemed it too much hassle as we couldn't communicate.
I knew some euro bros that would use that same method to get out of tickets in the US. They claimed it work, and they were clean cut guys, so I'm sure it did.
Glad you survived the Vespa crash!

>>718896876
>when I said that I most certainly wouldn't she questioned how much I really wanted her.
sounds like she should have asked that question before fucking you!
A Christian in China....I read there's very few in Japan, I don't know about China but I'd guess not a lot?
You going back, or did you say you wanted to go to Thailand? I can't keep track of anons

>>718896535
Damn, I'm in Christchurch. Its weird, because the Japanese and Korean customers are super polite and don't layer you in bodily fluids.

>>718896783
Ugh

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>>718896906
Yeah, I figure that as long as you seem nice, apologetic and very confused it works for minor offenses. Being nice is never a bad thing.
Thanks, man, yea, the crash wasn't too bad as I was able to go home and sleep off the booze. Woke up bruised and with a busted rib - that, however, led me to the longest (or only actual) relationship while there, with a real cute nurse already deemed "tainted" by her peers as she already dated a foreigner before (Chinese believes that ruins their pussies)