/b/ros Im really freaking out i even had a panic attack, i hooked

Next to none. Don't worry bro

>>718884007
Very high chance OP, you fucked up.

You better tell her this right now and make her take the morning after pill.

>>718884171
Thank you so much dude this kinda made me stop worrying and i was dreading to expect those "youre fucked bro" kinda replies

>>718884007
Dude, the same fucking thing happened to me... and my son turns 2 next week.

Don't listen to >>718884171, there is definitely cause for concern.

>>718884007
That's not how it works b/ro you need to have a spliff and relax.. you need to bolt right up inside her to knock her up

>>718884007

statistically your in a good place. Remember you are the best swimmer out of millions.

>>718884007
No lie this exact thing happened to my brother. His daughter turns 5 next month

>>718884171
Wrong

>>718884497
Wrong

>>718884556
Wrong

>>718884332
There's still a chance though, you better punch that bitch near the ovaries the next time you see her, just to be safe.

Next to none I cum in girls all the time and they never get prego
But my brothers kids do look like me

>>718884007
she didnt bother swallowing. you need to toss her. who cares if she gets prego. "ain't mine" doesn't only just work for niggers

24 year old femanon here. Highly unlikely. Males buck and jet cum for a reason. Sperm is very picky. It needs precum to survive in an acidic place like a pussy. And depending on her cycle it makes it even more of a hostile place for swimmers. If she is just about to have a cycle her fluids are very thick, white, and not suitable. If it was egg white clear and saliva texture, it's best for swimmers and peak fertility.
Just to be sure keep a heavy watch out. if shes near the end of her cycle you are pretty much in the clear.
Also ignoring tits or gtfo. Enjoy your free female sex ed directly from the source.

>>718884007
This happened to a mate of mine as well, we all laughed about it, but then the girl actually got preggo, it was fucking hilarious, but sad for him of course. Worse thing is she's a massive land whale, and now he's stuck with her and the kid.

>>718885081
Also I forgot to add that miracles can happen, it's always the worst fucking miracles too. I've heard stories of tube tied women getting knocked up immediately. So nothing it 100% other than virginity. -sigh-

>>718884007
If her period is at end of month, she could be at peak fertility right now. So there is a very real chance she could get preggo even though it's probably less than 5%. Morning after pill?

>>718884007
Underage faggot confirmed.

Anyone this fucking retarded shouldn't be allowed on this sit.

And oh yeah, you're going to have a baby 100% and it will most likely be triplets.

>>718884007
101%. Your fucked

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>>718884007

>>718884007
Well considering your picture I. Hope it happens

>>718885444
>>718885081
Tits or gtfo. Im a dr, and your facts are alos wrong.

>>718885081
>>718885444
Quit objectifying your pussy whore. The vagina is not a special organ that requires a lahdeedah post.

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>>718884007
Oooh, pregnant chicks are hot.

>>718884808
You got your brother pregnant?
Sick fuck

>>718885883
Coming from the faggot that can not even type decent, let alone proper English.

>>718885839
Return to leddit you fucking turbofaggot

>>718886082
Hurr durr hurrr

>>718885444
>>718885951
Same fagging this hard.

>>718884007
If she gets pregnant just say it wasn't me bitch I never stuck my dick in you

>>718884007
semen dies after a few seconds of exposure when you ejaculate, chances of her getting pregnant are close to none.

>>718886175
Fuck off, it's almost caturday. /b/ loves cats, how fucking new are you

>>718886323
>semen dies after a few seconds of exposure
What are schools teaching

>>718885081
>anon says her cycle is at the end of the month
>she's mid-cycle now
>possibly ovulating
>>718884007
Make that non-swallowing bitch take the morning after pill. Now.

>>718886323
Bull shit.

Once a sperm dries out, it is dead and ineffective for fertilizing an egg. If a sperm is dried, it cannot be rejuvenated even if it is re-moistened! However, with the proper environment like a warm and moist one, sperms may survive for 3-5 days when it is out of the body.

if you wipe some semen into your vagina just after ejaculation, you are at risk of getting pregnant. But these fluid dry quickly and sperms will become inert and infertile with time.

http://m.newhealthadvisor.com/Does-Sperm-Die-When-It-Hits-the-Air.html

>>718886219
It's not same fagging when you point out you're the same person dumbarse.

>>718885081
Also seriously, tits or gtfo

>>718886678
Sperm live for 10 second after exaculation. After that they are dead. Your a idiot

Please no fucking of any kind id you're too young to get sex ed at school. At least not without recording equipement and posting the footage here afyer you're done. And no matter what former presidents may think, getting a handy or bj is sex too.

>>718887023
Source?

>>718887023
False. If still wet and warm it can survive up to five days.

>>718887023
Then how did my sperm live after I nutted in a cup when I donated at the sperm bank? Took more than 10 seconds to zip my pants up not to mention take it back down the hall for processing

>>718887126
Your mum, after I slapped my dick across her face.

>>718886933
You would like that wouldn't you, you deprived degenerate. Keep wetting the bed during your dreams.

>>718887023
You are the fucking idiot he gave you a God damn link that says otherwise

>>718884007
It's possible but very unlikely. I've only ever heard of one confirmed instance of this happening.

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>>718887278
What dick faggot

Bro, same thing happened to my mum, I turn 3 in 4 days

>>718887023
>"""Your""" a idiot

No you're an idiot

>>718884007
there's a chance but unlikely

>>718887258
>>>718887023
>Then how did my sperm live after I nutted in a cup when I donated at the sperm bank? Took more than 10 seconds to zip my pants up not to mention take it back down the hall for processing
Yeah. We threw that one away cause no one is going to want that. Sorry kid.

>>718887685
Don't care still got paid for it

>>718887685
>still got paid to nut.

>>718887685 (You)
>>still got paid to nut.
Wow. I can even do it without getting paid. Then again, im not a prostitute.

>>718887318
I'd rather see you gtfo to be honest. Keep thinking you're edgy for being a gurl on 4chan, I don't really care. You're probably fat or a male anyway.

Here's a question for all you faggots, If a girl is in a bathtub filled with warm water and you were to suddenly pour a generous amount of cum into the water, could she get preggo? The cum being all perfectly healthy and alive of course, before hitting the water.

>>718889321
>Seriously tits of gtfo
After being burned,
>I'm not really interested anyway.

Sure buddy. Also making false assumptions about my appearance isn't going to bait me into posting free nudes to prove otherwise. C- for effort however.

>>718889390
No. City water isn't sterile.

>>718884007
Good job, dad.

>>718889618
Just give us a peak, we're all curious now.

>>718889702
It wouldn't have to be sterile; just isotonic (which potable water isn't).

Jet fuel can not melt steel beams faggit.

>>718889618
That was my first post on this thread you daft cunt.

>>718889618
Don't you buddy me buddy, at least not till you've shown me those tits.

This same thing happened to my parents. I turn 30 next month.

>>718884332
You better make sure she doesn't lie down for the next 12 hours or else the semen will flow deeper into her.

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>>718885081

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>>718891455
Show me your cock.