CIV THREAD. The year is 4000 BC. A time in which humans will

>>718836982
Build dirt hut

>>718836982
Fuck a dog

>>718836982
Make more humans

>>718836982
Find large animals bones to use as weapons

>>718837484
roll

Dig hole

>>718837143
Roll

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>>718837143
(Although no dubs, just to start things off...)

The people decide to erect a grand dirt hut. The simple shack shall surely provide protection against some wildlife and the elements. Some of the dirt in their area has been used in production of the building. Due to the construction, twice as much food than usual has been consumed this turn.

>Turn: 1
>Supplies: Food (2 / -1 per turn)
>Population: 3

The citizens know starvation may perhaps set in soon and deliberate on possible solutions..

vote primordial trump into tribe leadership, find food

>>718838080
Gather berries

>>718838080
>Stop all development.
>Wait 6000 years
> Welcome to Africa

Scavenge for food

>>718838266
Nice

>>718836982
suck dick for sustenance

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>>718838080
Start the Cult of Kek

>>718838080
two dudes bukkakke the other.

Domesticate animals

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search for food

>>718838777
trips mean infinite food

>>718838866
Dubs means truth

>>718836982
everything catches fire

>>718838866
Double dubs confirm infinite food

>>718838866
Dubs confirms

>>718838777
>>718838866
gg

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>>718838266
Due to conservation of food, one of the citizens begins turning an orange hue. Fed up with the grim situation, he takes charge of the civilization, utilizing his charisma to bolster his fellow uninspired citizens with ideas of isolationism and feeding them the dangers of globalism. The citizens agree to start building a wall made of wood, after they miraculously find a vine of berries.

>Turn: 2
>Supplies: Food (5 / -1 per turn) Wood (30)
>Population: 3

Use seeds from berries and water from nearby lake to start a farm

>>718838777
After find food, the tribe ratifies slavery

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>>718839112
Roll. Tame a pet Jack Frost.

One of the Villagers discovers irrigation (Somehow).

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>>718839599
A rudimentary farm has been built outside the hut.
Construction on the Wall has started.
Due to energy exerted on both constructions, the rest of the food stocks have been used, however the farm will be producing food soon.
The city is a bit tense after the orange leader decrees that he can touch any of the citizens anytime he wants.

>Turn: 3
>Supplies: Food (0 / +2 per turn)
>Population: 3

>>718836982
Shouldn't do dubs, even singles are hard to get in these threads bud.

A villager discovers a group of Chickens?

>>718840077
You are shit at MS Paint, holy fuck

Nomadic tribe joins civilization, bringing some food along with them

Summer hits and the food is a bit crap.

>>718840077
out of the seeds 3 male humans are born 2 whites and 1 black

A stone age begins and the first tools are made?

>>718840077
food get!

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>>718840077
Greg Universe is elected Vice Tribe-Leader

A nigger comes and tries to steal something from the house

The village adopts a celtic culture.

>>718840606
rerolling for kek

>>718840077
Orange man touches fellow citizens resulting in a population boon, all children and descendants born of his touching are loyalists until the end except his neglected first born who plots away at his father's demise.

Heavy fucking metal is made

Homosexuality has been invented

>>718836982
Feed one hormones to make a female and cut off his penis for more food.

The tribe completely ignores the orange man's controversies

OP, quit being so goddamn slow. (Love you btw)

A alien race lands nearby and offers to share the secrets of their cloning technology in exchange for the villages women.
Human life can continue, but everyone will be a kissless virgin.

Feminists movement started

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>>718840488
A stone hoe to help with farming and several stone hammers are created to help with the Wall. Finding stone to be much more powerful than hands or wooden tools the people want to make more stone tools but lack the man power to do so.

While gazing at the sunset, the orange leader sees some movement in the distance. Several humans are nearby.


>Turn: 4
>Supplies: Food (2 / +2 per turn)
>Tools/Weapons: 2 Hammers (stone) 1 hoe (stone)
>Population: 3

The villagers discover a huge amount of psychedelic mushrooms and trip out for an entire week.

The tribe kind (orange man) decides to buttfuck one of his daughters because it's technically not sex

>>718841215
Domestic animals like pig and chicken and maybe one cow

>>718841215
The tribe declares genocide on the nearby Jewish nation.

>>718841215
The humans in the distance turn out to be settlers who want a better life. Perhaps in this village?

Villagers realised they forgot to name their village.

>>718841344
>>718841711
winrars. villagers discover anal sex and get addicted.

Grab the hammers + hoe and fight them

Kill the other humans. And tell them they're gay

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>>718841344
(??)
As the citizens go about their day, several animals (a cow, a pig, and two chicks) walk into the village. The citizens deliberate on whether or not to raise or kill the animals. When asked on what to do, the orange man orders one of the chicken butchered so he may be fed. The citizens watch as the orange leader eats his chicken.

On the other hand, one of the other humans nearby begins heading up to the village, a spear in hand. However he does not seem threatening.

>Turn: 5
>Supplies: Food (4 / +1 per turn due to animals) Bones (+5)
>Tools/Weapons: 2 Hammers (stone) 1 hoe (stone)
>Animals: One chicken, one pig, one cow
>Population: 3

they kill the ones with the biggest nose so jews won't even exist in the future

They create fire somehow

>tfw its 2017 and civilization 2 ends in 3 years

>>718842401
Send the man off because he is obvious illegal.

>>718842401
Orange leader talks with spearman through diplomacy.

the world ends

>>718842401
create the concept of patriarchy

>>718843139
reroll

The tribe leader kills himself

>>718842401
Build a giant cumming dick cum-fountain monument.

900 pizzas fall from above

Breed chicken and cow to make chows

Hitler is born

>>718842401
villages vote to keep the chicken and eat it's eggs, undecided about cow and pig in the meantime
fire is created
man with spear is asked wtf is he doing

>>718843538
Roll

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>>718842401
Build a giant statue of this.

>>718843538
>>718843546
these

>>718843886
rolllll

>>718843141
reroll

>>718843546
Roll for this

>>718843141
roll

>>718842401
Build a Nutshack.

set fire to the walls

>>718842401
Deport the man with the spear from the village

make more people

>>718842401
Man-made clean-water pond.

build more workers for mining minerals and wood. that are basics in all strategic games

chicken cow and pig all fuck and make one creature with udders, shoots eggs outta it's vag and shits bacon
villagers procreate
spear man is kill
Hitler is born

and god tells moses to build arch

>>718842401
Invite the man with the spear and ask him how to make more.

>>718845022
I'm glad this won, but are we allowed to do all of these?

new hut and storehouse for storing stuff like timber, stone and food but also a place where u can secretly have sex

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>>718845022
FFS...

In a horrific orgy, the animals violently begin fucking one another to create a creature with udders, that lays eggs, and shits bacon.

The orange leader rapes one of the villagers, leading to a baby.

The spearman dies after the orange leader throws a bone at him, calling him a 'bad hombre'. The other spearmen look not very happy about this.

The citizens suddenly feel like someone of much importance was just born in a faraway land.

The citizens find that the combined population of the grown-ups, the baby, and the animals are completely eating the farm's food each harvest.

Citizen working on the Wall begins complaining about the back breaking labor. And the fact that the orange man raped her.


>Turn: 6
>Supplies: Food (5 / +0 per turn ) Bones (+4)
>Tools/Weapons: 2 Hammers (stone) 1 hoe (stone)
>Animals: One chicken, one pig, one cow, one pigcowchicken
>Population: 4

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heres an iterating study https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eCJt-1J2dg

>>718846137
get spear and reverse engineer

>>718836982
invent time travel and go to July 17, 2136, to stop the spacenigger invasion or else the government will use a mutant strain of measles to eradicate them because they allied with george washington's great great great great great great great granddaughter to burn america and prevent the Jew Flu vaccine from being released on 9/11 or else the japanese weaboos would gain super intelligence and take over the world with the jews and the spaceniggers and the we'd all be speaking niggerese

dont worry. we still here and w8 for ur drawings

>>718846137
The monster baby grows up at a fast rate to be the size of an average dirt hut. We shall ride it into battle soon. A tower is built for our orange leader

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Baby Godzilla turns big and destroys existence