Update me on Trump. So I've been basically living under

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He likes to get pissed on

>>718811280

He quite clearly hates the job which means you yanks will be stuck with President Pence in a few months.

>>718811672
What's that about?

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He just appointed Zimmerman as head of White House Security

Buzzfeed ran with a story that said he hired Russian hookers to pee on the bed Obama and his wife slept in while visiting Russia. There's literally no evidence to support this and it exposed Buzzfeed for the trash it is. They are currently on damage control. That's the big news for the week.

>>718811874

>He quite clearly hates the job
Already doing the presidents work before taking the office.

>>718812103
Wait for a Trump brand SJW to let you know more about it

>>718812211
Speak of the devil, there he is!

>>718812296
If you had a girlfriend she would be fucking a nigger right now.

>>718812427
If you had a brain, you wouldn't be blowing trump all the time, and just let him fully cuck you

>>718811280
Everyday another win. Update complete.

>>718812579
>pretending not to suck hillary dick everyday

>>718811280
He was confirmed anti christ and the end of the species is coming.

>>718812740
>not thinking its possible i'm a berniefag

>>718812209
Shit can I still buy skittles?

>>718812913
Bernie supporters still exist? I thought they all killed themselves after he backstab yall

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The great Senate will ordain the triumph
For one who afterwards will be vanquished, driven out:
At the sound of the trumpet of his adherents there will be
Put up for sale their possessions, enemies expelled.

The next 8 years are gonna be hilarious.

Liberalism is a mental disorder.

Stupid BELLYFEEL motherfuckers.

>>718813073
Not everyone of them was retarded enough to still vote for trump. Just because you got cheated doesn't mean you vote with spite, that's a right-wing thing to do

>>718813387
DAMN RIGHT! Damn evil right wingers

>>718813198
Having visceral hate is a mental disorder.

>>718813556
Obstructionism isn't the path towards prosperity

>>718813609
And who is trying to obstruct what?

>>718813387

>cheated

>people thinking that an 80 year old communist stood a chance at getting elected to begin with

>>718813606

Thinking someone is mentally ill and stupid beyond measure doesn't mean I hate them, anon.

I pity them.

>>718813710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-A09a_gHJc
Past 6 years of talking shit, and you wonder why the american public disproves of congress, yet re-elects them every time

>>718813895
It's not like democrats are any different

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>>718813848
>thinking people voted for trump because they liked his policies, not because of the fear mongering hate of hillary

>>718813895

Jesus. Turn the fucking TV on moron. Democrats are pithy, whining, obstruction-overdrive fuckwits.

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>>718811672
ok he maybe likes golden shower, since when this is a crime or something?

>>718814051

Yeah we don't want Obamacare ended, we don't want illegals deported, we don't want the wall, we don't want to stop policing the world, etc.

> you're a fucking MORON

>>718811280
He's the new piss-lord of /pol/

>>718814051

have fun fucking over the middle class until one day you wake up and the illegals and welfare abusers arent enough to keep the democrat party in power anymore.you morons have spent 8 years still clueless as to why the majority of america doesnt like you

>What's happening?

Trump has been shitting on the media over and over and over while they're helpless to stop it

>>718811280

He's not even president and he has already caused so many keks to be had that 10% of the world population died happy already

>>718814178
>Yeah we don't want Obamacare ended
Wait til your premiums start going back to normal raising it was
>we don't want illegals deported
Both sides were working on ways besides a deportation force
>we don't want the wall
Surprisingly even 28% of his supporters wanted a wall on the atlantic ocean to keep out muslims
>we don't want to stop policing the world, etc.
who was against that?

>>718814688

The post was sarcasm.

> What the fuck is wrong with you? How do you miss that?

>>718814051
>thinking the fear mongering wasn't aimed at trump by every piece of jew media
wew

>>718814688

>both sides

no,actually it was just the republicans who cared about deporting the illegals,the democrats wanted to use them as voters

>we dont want the wall

the only people who want the wall are the moron trump supporters who think its gonna work,those who arent the redneck,maga hat wearing gun toting people who support trump know its not going to work and its just going to put america more in debt because a cartel ridden shit hole like mexico was never going to pay for it to begin with

>>718813883
No it means you have a mental deficiency because people who think differently = mentally ill. Just kill yourself edgelord

The next peesident of the poonited skats

>>718814846

Most Americans want the wall, period.

Mexico is already starting to pay for it. Companies are building in the US instead, factories are shuttering, the peso is declining steadily...

Welcome to reality, anon.

>>718814881

I think they're mentally ill because they do mentally illogical things. Being liberal means bellyfeel, doublethink, unself.

They're not just idiots, their minds are wastelands void of logic.

>>718814846
What's wrong with having a better wall in the border? We already have a shitty fence there, might as well upgraded it.

>>718813198
>8
he'll be lucky to make it to four, unless he dug up Reagan's closet full of teflon suits

>>718815169

i guess because its not going to work and its going to be another waste of tax payers money,because idiots like yourself actually believe mexico will pay for it

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>>718815032
> the peso is declining steadily...

>>718815191

>teflon suits

funny,because the right wing has all the guns.what are libtards going to do,throw a temper tantrum because they cant call everybody who criticizes hillary a sexist for the next 8 years

>>718815263

Trump said they would.

He's hard at work Making America Great Again.

>>718815380

>a lying politician said they would so that makes it true

this is how stupid america has gotten

true true im mexican but im an american citizen from cali too, i dont have to worry about shit, mexicans have to worry about making a change in their own country not worrying about the USA

>>718815581

ya right,your stupid spic ass probably thinks just because your illegal immigrant parents gave birth to you that means your an american citizen.your going back to taco land ese

>>718811280
Believe nothing of what the news say.

>>718815581
Are you Mexican or American? Pick one cunt, can't be both.

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>>718811280
just go to pol

lol im in taco land for vacation you dumb fuck lmao

im an american i actually voted for trump i hate mexicans that take advantage of the system

>>718815032
mexico is already starting to pay for it?
you live in a fantasy

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I don't know how her campaign strategy could have failed.

>>718815670
>>718815744
>this mad because a beaner is doing better than them
ouch

>>718815897
define take advantage

>>718815787
>polls

what did we learn about polls this election you dumb nigger?

>>718811280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rhp7Q7Ceq8

>>718815966

>doing better then them

right,go back to pushing that lawn mower while you make less then minimum wage and cant even speak english good.your doing so much better then real americans(sarcasm)

>>718815966
ohohoh I'm not mad because of that, believe me

>>718811280

He's still doing a great job of being all blustery and distracting the public (left AND right) from all the shit that REALLY goes on in the background.

He's literally the perfect "bait and switch" candidate. Keeps eyes of the ones doing the real back-door butt-fucking of the public.

the english invaded america that makes you a shitty immigrant just like me or worse because you cant see others as humans blind monkey

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>>718815981
That polls piss you guys off

i dont have to define shit people hate immigrants because of other stupid immigrants thats why they think hey are all the same, just like people against other races just because you are stupid and dont know any ones stories

>>718815897

that's funny because most of them come up here illegally to work for white republicans with construction type companies. White dudes in big trucks are the ones always hiring day workers out front of Home Depot, etc. Those white dudes are one of the main reasons spics come over the border.

>>718816090
>the english invaded america that makes you a shitty immigrant
I believe the correct term is "Conqueror"

>>718816057
i'm white and still recognize that most illegal immigrants have twice your IQ, fagboy

>>718814100
>Democrats
>obstruction-overdrive
I feel like you're forgetting Obamacare, bud.

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>>718816230
Try again sven

>>718816057
>(Sarcasm)
Jesus christ go back to lereddit with your gay ass bullshit

>>718816266
>that's funny because most of them come up here illegally to work for white republicans
You should be happy to see that end.

>>718816057
english well*
yikes, looks like this beaner wins

>>718816427

i havent posted on reddit in a month you moron,go fuck yourself with hillary clintons cunt

>>718814311
>majority of america
Which one? The trailer-park america? Or the ones who can actually think their way out of a wet-paper-bag ?

>>718816183
your evidence for that is a screencap of people trolling media polls?

true i wont say no to that, nut what im trying to say is mexicans should stop worring about the states and giving a fuck about what trump is doing and they should worry about there own govement in mexico fucking them over and turning the country of mexico in to a giant monopoly for the rich

*conqueror then fuck dont judge im on two tabs of lsd bluuh

>>718816538
The irony of /pol/ and trump saying polls are rigged, when they kept quoting internet polls that /pol/ definitely raided

>>718816530

educated americans,you know.the ones who look at places like detroit and california and dont want the rest of america to look the same

now go fuck off back to your safe space and cry about donald trump some more you liberal crybaby

>>718816496
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
holy shit, newfriend

>>718815263
If he builds a wall, then at least I can see something tangible come from my tax money. Shit, the least the government could do is send me a picture of the people my tax money supports!!!!

>>718816701

if he builds a wall,then they'll just climb over it.its funny how stupid the hardcore trump supporters are who want this garbage

fuck i truly hope this world ends soon and have new humanoids with better thinking and caring for one another than today

>>718816701
>Shit, the least the government could do is send me a picture of the people my tax money supports!!!!
I've yet to get a Thank You note from them.

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/pol/ came up with a rumor about a Russian hooker pissing vid and fed it to the libtards

CNN and some other garbage news took it seriously and ran it as an actual story, and ended up shaming themselves

when is the election? no way will Trump win

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Some /pol/ack wrote a fanfic about Trump pissing on a bed Obama slept in, distributed it to a few people, it eventually got picked up by intelligence agencies like the CIA, MSM reported on it, later found out it was completely fake, tried to save their own bacon by "retiring" the label of fake news, CNN told everyone you should just trust us regardless of whether the facts are true and now people are trying to make it look legitimate.
>http://archive.is/xQJEb
You should check out the report. At one point Ivanka gets put in there and is told by Trump if you don't reply to this post something horrible will happen to your mother tonight.

The """REPORT""""" is blatant slander and obviously fake but MSM and intelligence agencies ate it up.

>>718816701
You can, it's called roads

>>718816798
t. Doesn't realize that Mexico is a shithole on our doorstep and has public beheadings in the streets, and the government is serving the cartels

Unless you'd like to tolerate and accept them into our country, libcuck?

>>718811280
Objectively? Report came out via Buzzfeed, got vouched for by rest of intel community, however contains a lot of conjecture. There's some details about watersports in there but that being smear in that capacity is politically inconsequential. It does however allege an existing backchannel relationship between Trump and the Kremlin, partly based on leverage allegedly used for extortion.

It just came out and nothing has been substantiated yet, so empirically it holds no water. To dismiss it off the bat or accept it without even reading it is not the way to make an informed decision.

For some edification, like I say this report is just an unsubstantiated report yet, but his relationship to the Kremlin became an overtly professional one when he took on Paul Manafort. I am not saying that validates what's in the report by default, I'm saying that validates him having Paul Manafort as his campaign manager and thumbscrewing the GOP publicly to accept dubious foreign policy. The man has 12 years of history serving the C-suite of the Russian/Yanukovych gov'ts and the Russian mob. His colleagues have since his flight been convicted for using his reach with USG funds to launder Russian mob mullah. I considered him on the Trump team and writing policy to be a problem in and of itself for America.

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>>718813016
You can just don't combine it with AZ Watermelon drink... and being a nigger

>>718816661
more like the irony of being such a new friend you dont even know what for the lulz is, concept or practice

i'll give you a free one. when someone says cancer, theyre talking about you

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>>718816901
>>718816928
falling for that meme that hard

>>718812103
i dont know much but i heard there was a fake story that he likes golden showers

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>>718817123
You're the one getting memed

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>>718817097
Actually, I'll give you a free one, when they say newfag it's really you. I bet you believe it when they tell you /b/ was all against obama in '08

Also this was damage control that went up a little under a day after it was published.

>>718816901
>>718816928

>>718811280

CNN used Buzzfeed as a sockpuppet to spread fake news, and proved that they were literally decades behind in meme warfare.

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He will open his ass on Jan 20 and suck the world into it

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America is literally on fire rn

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>>718817269
>ive been here since last summer

>>718817065
Which btw, I don't even think was a case of Trump being some global evil mastermind. I just think he doesn't care and Vlad took advantage. The man was grasping for straws and has no real commitments to grand plans. He doesn't have a dog in any races far as foreign affairs go, he's a twitter troll. I don't think the problem with Trump is that he's evil, I think it's that he's naive and exploitable.

>>718815380
Trump also says the golden shower thing was a lie.
#TrickleDownEconomics

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>>718817614
>still acting like he's a meme

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>>718817333
Cry harder cuckbaby, your candidate lost.

Keep clinging onto the desperate hope that President Trump has degenerate sexual fantasies like you, you filthy liberal kike.

>>718817826
That wasn't my candidate.
Frankly it's a shame McCain didn't run this time.

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>>718812211
It's true. It simply can't be confirmed because the MI6 agent who wrote it has gone into hiding, fearing Putin retaliation. The Director of National Intelligence has apologized for his organization allowing the document to leak, but he will not say that the document is false, because it isn't.

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>>718818064
>It's true.
>Show evidence.

pick one m8.

>>718817723

Why do you feel the need to shitpost? Seriously, why?

Are you a leaf? An Aussie? Or, -Allah forgive me for uttering this word - an irishman?

What drives you to type out that big smelly log and turdpost it to a board dedicated to fucking cooking?

Are you mad at your inferior celtic genes, you fucking whiskey-nigger?

Well guess what? The 6 counties aren't being returned to your autistic and incapable hands anytime soon you drunken monkey.

The Republic of Ireland is a pisshole full of drunken retards and ugly redheads. Northern Ireland is only less so because it remains under British rule, fucking deal with it.

You shitheads are like fucking Africans, only of slightly lighter complexion. Once the foreign powers left, you had no idea what the fuck to do with yourselves and so your incompetent asses quickly realized that running a country WASN'T as simple as saying "OOOGA BOOGA GIBS ME DAT"

or in your case

>"OY PADDY OIM A NAVVY SHORT O' THE OL' HOLY WATER THER WHAT SAY WE RAID THE CLOSEST BRITISH OUTPOST AND MURDER EVERY BLACK N' TAN INSIDE"
>"O THAT'D BE GRAND IF I DO SAY SO MESELF SCOTTY O' BRIAN ' FLANNIGAN ' O' CONNOR O' BUTTFUCK MCGEE"

Does your keyboard even function properly after all the booze you've spilt on it over the years? Or is that why you shipost? Because you meant to write something intelligible but the sheer amount of congealed whisky fucks up every keystroke to the point where the only thing that comes out is impotent rage manifested as a result of your own inferiority?

The ONLY thing good to ever come out of your shitty island was the laughs we English got from kicking your sorry asses around for 800 years. We laughed even HARDER when your pathetic "rebellion" """"""""gained"""""""" back enough counties to form it's own """"""""independent""""""" country.

You are the laughing stock of Europe. You are the Liberia of the UK. You are an embarrassment to the white race.

Think on that next time you drink yourself into a coma

>>718818315
It was written by an MI6 agent. The UK government has confirmed this. What more evidence do you need?

>>718818428
yes, because if I was in the intelligence field, i would format the document wrong and mispell everything

>>718818428
the fucking pictures, why should i trust the British over the Russians and vice versa.

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>>718818322

>>718818513
The dossier does not claim that US/UK intelligence has access to the pictures. It only claims knowledge that the Russians have the vdeotapes and are using them to blackmail Trump.

>>718818502
US intelligence has not denied the authenticity of the document. Not sure where you're getting your information from.

>>718818064
We need to change our backchannel policy to be more direct.
This kind of shit is nothing new. Its been an unofficial norm for years now. Russia tries to breach political systems, Iran tries to take down infra, China tries to jack money, US tries to blow up Iranian breeder reactors, and above table everybody pretends none of it is going on.
Russia has been exploiting its street cred and its subversive potential in societies with liberal media policy to double down against its own instability. Meanwhile if and when there's a cleanup it's under wraps.
GKS wiped a sabotage team of theirs out of Belarus in the early 00's but they never reported on that. More to the point Russia didn't report on that. Mostly because they don't want their other contractors to be too conscious of the fact that they're making themselves strategic assets.

Like their foreign policy it all hinges on smoke and mirrors. You don't see them pulling these mock charges for publicity on China, because China will break their fucking nose. They're counting on passivity from the West and immunity for disenfranchised sympathizers to extend their efforts passively.

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>>718811672
>He likes to get pissed on
THAT PISS CAME FROM
MY PUSSY!

>>718818914
and until someone confirms it, its meaningless

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>>718818924
>They're counting on passivity from the West and immunity for disenfranchised sympathizers to extend their efforts passively.
I wonder if they were counting on the active aid that they have received from Trump supporters in America or if they were just as surprised by that as non-Trump-supporting Americans.

>>718817753
How many more weeks before the divorce is
announced?

>>718819340
It is an incidental strategic convergence. And it's just a very partial overlap really. It's just that beyond that bit of overlap, there's not a conflict of interests.

Trump I do not believe sought any of this out, he simply presented opportunity. Russia is one of the notable opportunists out there, and while I've always found them half-assed in their execution they put themselves out there, they're very proactive.

>>718816040
Wow! How could Bill have his finger up that black
chick's pussy and clap at the same time??

>>718819340
Though yes from Russia's end that was obviously premeditated. A high ranking official was insert for crying out loud. Trump I'm not even sure is aware of it yet. His narcissism prevents him from recognizing his mistakes.

If this interests you you may like this. A KGB defector running through this process start to end in a lecture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZnkULuWFDg

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buzzfeed is a failing pile of garbage and cnn is fake news