Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>718791694
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Maybe I should make breakfast
Or lunch at this point
>>718803482
Pls yes?
You're not? But how will I remember what you said?
Nah, I think you are.
Also, that wasn't me.
>>718803482
We talked a lot before, we met through an /lgbt/ chatroom around 2 years ago, I think!
>>718803541
Muh Anastasia :^)
>>718803294
Dunno, I like both kinda so...
>>718803482 (Mako)
NO! Venting your emotions!
>>718803523 (Ruka)
I plan to. No idea what yet though...
>>718803653
a shit one at that
>>718803633
Brunch??
>>718803689
Too late buddy.
>>718803541
まだここにおるのじゃ
>>718803491
Yeah I'd rather have extreme cold than extreme heat as well.
>>718803561
No, but that's how the weather is here.
>>718803689
See
>>718803541
Don't over sexualize the Slavs, plz.
>>718803697
An idea so crazy it just might work
>>718803793
I think I was at about 50F when I was walking to work and my hands were hurting. Jeez
>>718803691
well I am no artist so I have no Idea.
>>718803648
Exactly!
Because you have it screencapped!
Nou!
Another Anya claimer? And just after you started claiming too, the timing is hilarious.
>>718803653
Now that is top kek.
>>718803670
Train!
>>718803689
>Version 2
That's lewd Anon!
>Have a look at muh pillow
>>718803691
>Emotions
But then I'd just be saying how much I love Anya!
>>718803691
Yup. Waifu threads a best, though.
>>718803691
A-are you some sort of extravert??
>>718803793
Exactly! It's hard as balls to get sunburned or bitten by mosquitos when over 95% of your body is covered by a thick jacket.
>>718803942
Lessons changed.
Now fridays are free.
>Also you would be late by 4-5 hours
>>718803942
If you insist...
You mean this screencap?
Nou!
The timing is hilarious, but she's mine!
>>718803929
Me neither... I once contemplated some sort of occultic sign since I actually like the key of salomon and other occultic shit
>>718803942
Sure, you can do that too.
.. I'll probably start bullying you though
>>718804015
I'm an introverted extravert.
I can handle small groups and get energy out of them, but there's a point where the group gets too big.
Also I'm usually still alone at home
>>718804013
Aye, waifu is pretty chill! I love it here
>>718804013
Agreed~
>>718803901
Hurting??
You should get some mittens!
>>718804015
That's what I'm saying!
You just have to put more and more comfy clothes.
However, there's only so much you can take off!
>>718804247
Hey! I have a question for you. What's the name of your waifu? I have no idea what name to call you by!
>>718804167
Then I forgot the screencap.
someone hold me
カラミチーマス
>>718803901
>50 degrees
Perfect weather to go for a run!
>>718804176
Oh, good. I'm glad you're not an extravert; otherwise I'd have to bully you o-or something?
>>718804102
Well fuck.
>Late is what I'm good at apparently!
>>718804167
DONT YOU DO IT!
Nou!
>>718804176
Pls no bulli.
>>718804333
>there's only so much you can take off!
That's quitter talk!
>>718804333
I had some nice, silk lined leather gloves, but I lost them. The cold probably won't last too much longer, anyway.
>>718804503
It really is decent weather to run if you have good clothes for it.
>>718804473
I'll never let go, though.
>>718804503
How would you bully me then? That's hard to do...
>>718804529
Fine! no bulli... for once
>>718804176
I wanted to get a tattoo related to my name, but what can you tattoo that is related to Light?
my name is Akari.
>>718804529
Too late.
>>718804601
Because it was so cute! Are you so ashamed to have admitted it?
>>718804665
A prism for starters.
The Sun
The Moon
Shining crystals
Light Yagami from Death Note...
And that's a beautiful name
>>718804529
Atleast an attempt was made.
>>718804647
>>718804647
I... uh...
Maybe call you a nerd?
>>718804529
I'm not an exhibitionist!
>>718804592
That's unfortunate.
How long has it lasted already?
>>718804473
>>718804833
>
>>718804838
HNG
that hurt... a lot... pls no bulli
>>718804647
Thank you!
>>718804778
Not ashamed, just embarrassed!
>>718804800
Besides, at least I'm not a whole day late like normal!
>>718804902
>Not being at least a bit of one
>Mfw
>>718804902
Uh, maybe a little over a month and a half? These last two weeks have been on and off, just during the mornings when I go to work, so I can't justify buying gloves for just that.
I don't even carry an umbrella, which I probably should
>>718804786
thank you^^
A prism would probably look cool, but world look like a pink floyd thing.
>>718804513
why not?
>>718804602
I don't want you to :o
>>718804902
me on the right
>>718804372
Holo/Horo ピアノホロ
>>718805062
because u a fag
cut me yuno
>>718804987
Have you ever been on time?
>>718804987
What's there to be embarrassed about? You seem to enjoy it a lot.
>>718805065
Nice to meet you, Holo!
>>718805118
>being homophobic in 2017
>>718805116
I want to ride you like a bike :o
Claim
>>718804987
Not a chance!
>>718805005
How would the umbrella help you with the cold?
>>718805062
I thought you wanted to be held?
I'm not complaining though, I like it better that way.
>>718805116
vroom
>>718805345
We've been having light rain. Nothing crazy, but you never know when it'll start pouring for real.
>>718805208
Hello! Are you new here or did you just notice I was around for the past few days?
>>718805345
vroom
>>718805275
I'm no good at being ridden.
I prefer being the one on the bike.
>tfw just gone ko again and selept for some hours
Ahhhh my fucking head hurts like I just hada a car accident and is screaming at me for more shit. Calm down motherfucker I got some leftr
>>718805155
With reminding? Nope.
Which is odd, because I'm almost never late for anything IRL.
>>718805171
You know exactly what!
>>718805345
Pleb detected.
>>718805483
Both! I can normally see what to call people by from filenames, or just from other people using names, but I'd seen neither for you so I had to ask!
How are you doing?
>>718805331
welcome back to reality :o
>>718805345
I like arms around me, and I like wrapping my arms around others
>>718805536
so you want me to be the bike?
>>718805603
I mean if you were embarrassed to be my kitty you could've just said, I'm not forcing you to be.
>>718805612
fine fine :o
listening to some music and relaxing
>>718805470
Does it ever freeze?
Or is it not cold enough around there?
>>718805536
That's a nice bike!
Do you have many of those?
>>718805603
??????????
>>718805623
Same here.
>>718805571
Riley is nice looking
>>718805934
>>718805863
I'm embarrassed about saying it publicly is all!
>>718805905
You said not a chance. Did I get my links confused? Or am I getting my claimer a confused?
>I'm just confused in general now.
>>718805623
I wish this wasn't reality
>>718806057
>calling someone a pleb for not being an exhibitionist while refusing to say something like that because it's too embarrassing
I guess you just don't like it enough...
>>718805905
Very few.
Not enough.
>>718805623
Yes. I'm sorry, I'm not good at anything else.
>>718805571
Ok headache solved and craving for drink solved. Now trying to no vomit.
Also, forgot to say in my delusional confusion, claiming forever as always.
>>718805934
>>718806011
Finally someone with some good taste. SHe is so super cute and the expressions on her face and how she acts etc
She is just the best grill, the only grill I ever longed for this much and I wouldn't even fuck her because she is too innocent, I would just cuddle her
(i'm only claiming the one one the right the cissy on the right is free game)
we met in a /a/ discord and from the moment she first moaned "kyaa!" when i put it in her male vagina... i knew that we would like a long and happy life together
>>718806116
but you're in my reality so it's perfect :o
>>718805905
post your favorite couple scarf
>>718806208
then let's do what you're good at
>>718804956
O Fak am sorry I don't know my own bully strength
>>718805116
Beep beep
>>718806057
I can't believe I lost track of a simple conversation, I'm sorry.
I'm confused!!
>>718806208
Oh so you're a fan of those?
Do you own one?
>>718806272
There are too many I love ;-;
I could fill a whole thread with them!
>>718806227
Protip: diphenhydramine helps calm the stomach down, as long as you don't mind feeling tired and having a dry mouth.
>>718806551
am I left or right?
post them all :o
>>718806551
No, I don't drive.
I always wanted to go on a motorcycle trip or maybe live on the road, watching the ground fall underneath me.
>>718806272
No, let's do what you want. I just can't really do that particular thing that well.
We could try, if you insist though.
>>718806501
Horns are sound pollution.
>>718806272
Nothing's ever perfect
claiming the cutie with crabs
>>718805905
No where near cold enough in my area. That would be fun, though. I've always wanted to live in a snowy area.
>>718806621
Dude I am like 24/7 drunk this point so dry mouth and being tired is a normal feeling. I actually took DPH in combination with DXM some time ago, maybe I have some left in my save
Also I like your pic, that is pretty good
>inb4 Only paranoid bastards have a safe
Maybe
>>718806864
She should probably get that treated.
>>718806775
we could take turns
like you could change your filenames :o
>>718806860
Umm
you?
>>718806170
There's a difference in circumstances!
>>718806551
RIP
>>718806775
>Watching the ground fall underneath you
Looking at the ground on a motorcycle is a great way to introduce yourself to it. Up close and personal. With your face.
>>718806931
Is it really that different though? You should be saying it proudly and enjoying it!
>>718806728
Left o:
>>718806775
I'd like to try one as well, but the license and plates are too expensive.
>>718806879
Really?
What attracts you to this type of area?
>>718806931
I have no excuses..
It's the middle of the day and I'm well awoke ;-;
Fuck Off weebs
>>718805866
Same!
>>718806992
Exactly! Being a pet is the best!
>>718806775
Beep beep, Richie! They all float down here!
>>718806882
Thank you! And don't worry; I, too, keep my meds in a safe.
>>718807024
No you
>>718806915
No
>>718807128
Childhood romanticized ideas of places that have snowfall. I also love cold weather with the right clothes. Seeing my breath in the morning when I walk to work makes me happy for some reason.
>>718807256
get on discord :o
>>718807128
how forceful of me
>>718807189
So atleast I am not the only one.
Also should have some 5 of the meme itseld, weed left and a little bit of amphetamines.Gonna take a look now
>>718807332
Why
>>718807188
I feel like she's falling asleep before I can bully her more with this.
>>718807272
How romantic! Snowy landscapes indeed are gorgeous.
I think it's also nice to see breath in the cold.
>>718807332
Yes but I'm okay with it now.
>>718807550
rip
Guess you'll have to leave your fun for later!
>>718807473
I wanna chat :o
>>718807612
I always wanted to be kyouko
>>718807679
Ok
>>718807679
Makes me want to be Sayaka now.
>>718807338
So yeah just some weed and amphetamines left. Also a little bit of some sort of RC
>radioactive on the side
Yeah that is where I keep my samples, can post geiger counter pictures, the radium clock is still pretty active
>no waifu pic
I will do better again soon
>>718807612
Yeah, that's about the last bit of "romantic" that's left in me. I don't mind holding on to it, either.
>>718807676
I mean, I'm pretty sure she's asleep because I had my fun, but still.
>>718807890
Just fuck my shit up
Forgot pic
>>718807832
90% of your vocabulary is ok
>>718807873
or I could be homo and you madoka since I'm forceful :o
>>718807995
Can you guys get any cuter? Geeze!
Alright, I'm going for dinner now!
>>718808045
Ok
>>718808124
Just because it's obvious doesn't mean you should do it -_-
Shiro claimed.
>>718807338
718807890
Anon, we both share the best taste in waifus. Keep 'em coming, anon.
>>718808110
I'm not sure I'd call that cute...
>>718808207
I just don't know what else to say
>>718808228
leave rei alone -_-
>>718808335
get a dictionary :o
>>718807899
I'm sure you have much more than just that.
>>718808045
I think that would suit us very well.
>>718808395
I dindu nuffin :o
>>718808395
No
>>718808276
Why she gotta be so cute and cuddly
She is just so loveable and hugable
That is a new one, saving it
Sadly there is not much of her on the internet, gotta do all the screencaps myself sometime, thank god she is my waifu and tulpa
>>718808290
Why not? Being psychologically dominated and then falling asleep because you feel small and safe is cute as hell!
>>718808918
faggot ass meme
>>718808918
meme
>>718808460
what are you meddling in? :o
>>718808416
are you feeling better from earlier cutie?
>>718808969
me too thanks
>>718808994
konata
>>718808543
I've got this one too. it's one of my favorites.
>>718808994
Yes!
Don't worry, this happens a lot.
I guess I was too tired and let it out on accident.
>>718807998
Aww, yours is bigger...
>>718809116
Yeah she just shows how deperate and depressed she is in that pic, even touugh one migjht not diretly notice
wow never thought I would meet someone here who just wants to hug and comfort this cute grill/waifu/tulpa
This is one of my favs, just seeing her this happy and rocking it to music
>>718808918
hellu
I feel like I can be me on the internet.
>>718808416
It's a nice thought, but no. I've lost that side of me over time, which isn't terrible. Just makes it harder to want a relationship.
>>718808460
Hallo
hi
>>718809652
Grüß Gott!
How is my favorite file flipper doing today?
>>718809667
Hey
>>718809588
You're pretty cute, so be you
>>718809382
>awww, yours is not even mounted
Come on anon, mount that shit to somewhere atleast but yours is fuller with good stuff tbqh so that is athing yuo know, good stache btw
>>718809462
I never thought I would either. And yes, I'd kill to be with her because she's so relatable to me since I share many life experiences with her.
>>718809741
Heh, nice little expression there. I'll try to remember that one.
Oh, just doing the usual shuffle around the office. Filing stuff back, avoiding paper cuts. I could go on all day, but the sheer excitement might cause you do die of envy
>>718809549
hello
here
>>718809652
Did that happen naturally?
Otherwise, I need to know how.
Slightly fucked up lunch, oh well, it still worked out
>>718809744
Thanks anon. I enjoy it too.
>>718809741
hi Shiro
how are you doing?
>>718809949
how was your day?
>>718810042
This is Galil by the way, I don't have any Galil pics on my phone yet.
>>718809588
i like the chara i know
>>718810158
What a fucking faggot you are.
But thanks!
>>718810160
That's good! I like the anons I know too!
>>718809588
Here, nobody knows you are actually a spider
>>718809957
Good morning.
>>718809996
I'm trying to think of what would apply as that occurring in an unnatural manner, and I'm drawing a blank.
In any case, I had a lovely first relationship that ended horribly, which led to me becoming horribly obsessed with the situation for years. I eventually tried and failed to have other relationships until the idea of it lost it's allure. Now I'm basically content to be on my own and have lost the idea of how to worry about making others happy in the context of a relationship.
>>718806551
anime ?
>>718810151
i dont have my last final until wednesday so i got to sleep in today
>>718810254
pics are hard
>>718810291
morning, having fun with the paperwork
>>718809834
Wow, beautiful and relateable pic, saved
Yeah she is just to innocent and cute. I would kill evere=ytihng amf everyone. just to be with her
>inb4 she as s tulpa got domething else t say myurder is not the answer
but maye getting kiled will get me closer to her
>>718809918
It has a bit of a religious background, but it's commonly used in everyday language.
Gott btw is a male word, so it's der/des/dem/den/die/den/den/die.
>office stuff
Oh boi, that sure sounds great! Are you done yet or still going hard?
>>718810095
Pretty good. It's finally the weekend!
How are you?
>>718809588
A huge faggot?
>>718810255
Shit, did you see through my disguise?
>>718810404
sup smug
>>718810511
>
24/7 all year round
>>718810549
You can't trick me, I know the truth
>>718810511
im good just been bored today
>>718810291
I've had horrible experiences that never even started up as relationships in the first place.
I gave up on trying to be with someone but I still feel so deprived.
>>718810351
k-on
>>718810549
woke up a bit ago and am now trying to figure out what to do with my morning. you?
>>718810404
Oh, just oodles of fun.
No, not really, but it's work. It's not required to be fun, and it pays for my stuff.
How's your morning going?
>>718810511
>religious background
Yes, the "Gott" gave that away. I'll have to start trying to remember the genders of words and see if they're in any way similar to Spanish.
Office work never ends, that's the best part!
>>718810656
You can't prove it though!
You have no pictures of me!
>>718810782
Just wating and chilling here, beating down time. I didn't sleep much today so I'll go to bed early probably
>>718810762
Yeah, that's a pretty strong difference between us. I've grown so accustomed to it that it's more of an issue when trying to get back into dating than when I'm just single. I'm not very accommodating to others' feelings usually.
>>718810731
You seem to be bored a lot lately.
Isn't there anything fun or interesting to do?
>>718810790
You could also use 'Servus' as both a greeting and farewell. It's the most common in the south.
There is usually a reason for the genders. Usually.
God is obviously male, he is 'the lord' after all, but an apple is male, a pear female and fruit in general has neuter.
>never ends
Oh boy! Do they let you sleep in the archives?
>>718810466
So cute in that picture. Got any more gifs of that kind?
>>718810790
i took a shower and here i am
>>718810848
beating down time like fap or? thats cool
>>718810848
Maybe not, but I know, I've got my eye on you
>>718811046
i dont have anything to do
>>718811046
Yeah, I can somewhat understand the "reason for genders" stuff, since there usually is a reason for that in Spanish, too. Usually.
Servus, does that have some meaning or is it slang used in the south of Germany?
I'm sure they would if it weren't for the fact that they know I would love it too much, so it wouldn't qualify as work hence couldn't get paid.
>>718811076
Good start to any morning. I can't shower in the morning anymore, gotta do it at night.
>>718811069
>>718811076
Nah, beating down time as in just chatting with several people.
>>718811199
>I've got my eye on you
Only one? So you aren't human!
>Chara
>>718811292
that sucks morning and night showers are both nice though
>>718811376
it was a joke
tomo
>>718811019
Are you not? I don't get that vibe from you but it's hard to tell on here.