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Bored. Waiting on my conditioner to soften my beard so I can shave.

So.
Ask a guy stretching his balls with a 2lb weight anything.
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how big are you hard?
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why
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>>718776020
What's the cube root of 19,683?
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post beard
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>>718776122
8-8.5.
Honestly depends on how i am. The weight sort of retracts the available skin.

Pic related kinda hard.

>>718776149
Bigger balls and low hangers. Plus it feels nice.
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>>718776250
It's literally pubes on my face. It's horrid.

>>718776222
Nice get.
And it's 27.
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>>718776299
>It's literally pubes on my face. It's horrid
post
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Do you Estem?
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>>718776322
Facial hair = acne for me.

Been too lazy to shave recently.
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>>718776372
Negative. Why do you ask friendo

>>718776386
This shit is rampant on here lately lmao cuck tier advertising
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Just wait 40 years dumbass. Your balls will stretch down to your knees on their own.
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>>718776251
Nice. I'd let you fuck my wife while I'm in chastity.
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>>718776467
That's fine with me. The saggier the better.
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>>718776454
Some of the porn I watch that is Estem some guys have that on and I was just curious... It's the only porn that I can really get into.
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>>718776517
Post pics of wife?
I'm down to cuck anyone.
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>>718776654
Not bad. I'd bone her for fun.

>>718776578
Oh? Maybe I misunderstood. What do you mean by Estem?
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>>718776810
Estem it's electronic stimulation... You put these sticky pads attached to a meter that pulses shock through your dick I just think you have a nice looking dick and would love to watch you cum without touching your dick. Watching a guy squirm and orgasm hard gets me off.
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>>718776020
Hey /b/ro, what kind of conditioner do you use?
Just getting into the beard thing proper, so tons of questions.
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>>718776921
Oh. Nah. I don't think it's my thing. I've done some prostate bullshit and came hands free but afterwards called myself a huge faggot and then never did it again.
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>>718777006
Honestly just this stupid shit
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>>718777006
Try this. Kinda expensive but it works really well. Usually get it at a porn shop like lions den.
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>>718777007
Don't give up that shit ... I get dirty with my husband and do the same with him small toy whatever but he cums so hard guys have a "G" spot in there rectums and makes a huge difference don't feel like a faggot pls. I think it's hot when I can do that with my husband and he feels safe enough that I would be willing to do that with him I was the one who talked him into it. I do not regret it.
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>>718776020
Why are you stretching your balls? What's there to gain?
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>>718777164
The ability to see your face better when he rubs his sack across your face
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>>718777155
Another anon
I keep trying with prostate but it doesnt do much for me

help
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>>718777164
Scrotal length. Bigger balls. More powerful orgasms. Lower hangers. It's just costly and takes a long while to do.
>>718777155
I was raised kinda eh. So anything homosexual or even straight ending in buttplay has me full of regret haha.

What the fuck is this orange faggot doing.
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>>718776020
Also everyone prep for
>>718777777
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>>718776517
How does that feel?
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git
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>>718777235
Try different things some time we guys get things too big and it hurts or not using enough lube. Don't just go in and out move it up and down or rotate it as your going in and out.... I advise using one of those petit dildos there not too big and they vibrate. I have hurt my husband by going too fast or hard so you just need to try different things make sure to use lube and enough of it to me the more you use the better it feels or use conditioner can't do plain about a clean smell when doing such things
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>>718777350
Great, but it takes getting used to. You can't get an erection, meaning your wife has control over your orgasms. Also, you're constantly aware of your cage; sex is always on your mind.
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>>718777420
>420

Rolling for.

>make /b/ great again, aka going back to 2004 when things were cool.
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>>718777457
conditioner works as lube?

and do you cuck your husband?
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>>718777487

Roll
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>>718777457
Addition
When my husband is plowing g me and puts a toy in my ass omg we both cum buckets. When I cum with a dildo in my ass it feels best when I'm at my climax and I can't feel the toy anymore and he can fuck me as hard as he wants with it....
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>>718776020

have you tried stretching yo dik boi??
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>>718777264
My balls hang pretty low and girls love it when they're slapping against them
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>>718777604
You know the rules.
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if git

ur mother will die in her sleep tonght
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>>718777680
reroll
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>>718777628
Dicks already big enough.

>>718777645
Yeah. Mine do sometimes and it feels great even for me.
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>>718777777
>make /b/ great again, aka going back to 2004 when things were cool.
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>>718777738
>make /b/ great again, aka going back to 2004 when things were cool.
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>>718777696
I don't wear underwear ever and let my balls swing around in my gym shorts and get looks. But just after midnight on New Years a puppy with sharp teeth jumped up and hung on for a few seconds and making them bleed.
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>>718777777
fuc
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>>718776020
Beauty tips, strange body manipulation...
Are You an American psycho?

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>>718777228
just the sack :(
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>>718777495
Yes do ditio er works as lube but becareful ... The more perfume used the worse the burning sensation is so stick with coconut based conditioners with aloe super cheap same effect and you smell good .....
My husband doesn't do other men no no no no lol he will find a guy to have sex with me from time to time since we have 3some with chicks
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>>718777792
#shrekt
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>>718777831
>My husband doesn't do other men no no no no lol he will find a guy to have sex with me from time to time since we have 3some with chicks

Doesn that make everything less romantic

It sounds like it ruins love
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>>718777782
Yeah. I wear silk boxers. Comfy and traps in the sweat so my pet (gf) can lick them clean.

>>718777792
I most likely am. I have other body mods aswell.


Posting dick pics cus bored in bed now.
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>>718777891
She's being unfair by not letting him one on one another girl but she gets to fuck Johnny big balls whenever
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>>718777891
He's not into men he e joys watching guys fuck me ... He even had guys come over one by one and recorded me sucking there dicks 5 guys at 3am I was fucking dead
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>>718776020
When did you first know you were a hopeless faggot?
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>>718777971
exactly

how can you wake up and think, this is the love of my life after you sucked 5 cocks

it sounds like it ruins a relationship
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>>718777966
Well excuse me but he does fuck other chicks when he's away on business for weeks on end, he tells me about them as well so don't go throwing assumptions around without asking I've even told him to go to an Asian massage parlor where the obvious happened
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>>718777966
I think that's part of chastitiy relationship.

>>718777982
I'm far from, although thanks for trying.
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>>718778034
Did I say I enjoyed it? Tbh I just want him but he gets off to other guys enjoying me
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>>718777953
So ...like can you kil ur boss, Leik boss?

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where did you get your weights?
how do you put them on?
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>>718778103
Yeah see thats what I was wondering

girls dont want shit like that as far as i can tell

>Did I say I enjoyed it? Tbh I just want him but he gets off to other guys enjoying me


in a perfect world, its just you two fucking right?
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>>718778034
Like when we started going out and even after marriage I never thought he would have that fetish but since I'm so sub he threw that out there and it surprised me like him getting off to guys fucking me.... He wants to set up a rape fantasy on me but that's kind of hard to do we have done the bdsm but rape fantasy it his top thing on his list.
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>>718777264
Post more of cat please.
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post a picture of what your ideal balls look like
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>>718778034
Some relationships are less delicate than others, anon. Some enjoy sex. Some enjoy romance. Some enjoy both. That's life.

>>718778158
b0ss

>>718778165
I get my weights from The Chain Gang jewelry store online. They offer many sizes. Although to correctly stretch you must start out easily and work your way up over a few months at a time. I've been stretching for 6 mo now and I'm a little ahead of myself. Only because my skin heals quickly.

Pic related is both weights on. 3lb total. Just for shits and giggles.

The smaller weight was my first one.

They are put on as two pieces. Screwed together with a a hex wrench / Allen wrench.
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>>718778277
Yeah we fuck every night rarely a night goes by that I haven't pleased him only when one of us is sick do we ever skip a night or two... But if guys plowing me is what gets him off them I'm going to to put on a show for him to make him happy.... He even told me to record me fucking our cable guy (who was pretty hot) but I was too nervous and a pussy to go through with it.... But when he's there with me I can do it because he's there.
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>>718778103
Do you think of him as less of a man after he said he wanted you to do this/ you did that?
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>>718778388
I've had my ideal balls at some sweaty temps.
My goal is to get them 24/7 like that. Understandably it's going to be difficult as scrotal elasticity is very much a thing and your testes are also changed by body temperature. In order to keep sperm alive.
One of my photos of myself that I have my goalballs is here >>718778068
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>>718776119
>>718776020
>>718776251
great way to made yourself a varicocele.
better kys right now
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>>718778395
>Some relationships are less delicate than others, anon.

It's not a delicacy issue, my question is why marry someone when all you want to do is have other people fuck him/her?

I'm not a relationship expert and I think fetishes etc are mostly fine but I think it degrades a relationship

It sounds like a fucking nightmare to me

>>718778416
How old are you guys and how long have you been married?
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>>718778395
Thanks for the namedrop, going to check those out now.
>I think Ill look pretty sexy with a cockring and one of those smaller weights on my balls.
>I think she will definitely feel my balls slapping against her now.
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>>718776251
>Bigger balls
kek
or is this a bait? then sorry
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>>718778395
Anon I have big and low hanging balls

I dont cum that much
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>>718778443
No not at all I love him I wouldn't judge him on his fantasies that's not right. I actually love him more because he feels comfortable enough to share me with a other man because he knows that only eyes that guy is just a sex toy for me to use to please him and that I feel not feeling the towards the by in the end..... I do have an addiction to watching guys cum mostly I see it in porns and he doesn't masturbate Infront of me but he will send video when he's gone on trips.
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>>718776020
Why stretch your balls? Just wait till you are 50 and they will be swingin low in the toilet bowl without help anyways.
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>>718778537
He's 29 I'm 27 this will be our 4th year married
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>>718778617
But we have been together 6years
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>>718778559
Be warned. Doggy style doesn't work well. The weight can smack her and hurt her.

>>718778576
No it's not.
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>>718778537
This fetish formed after we got married I think it was laying dormant he knows I dont like having sex with other men it makes me uneasy and nervous (I usually have to have a drink) in order for me to ease down... And he's the dom type if we swing with another couple most of the time the guy is hideous but the chick is not and they want "separate" rooms so I take one for the team so he can bang a hot chick... Lol sucks for me but knowing he appreciates me doing what I did makes me happy
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>>718778818
Kinda figured doggystyle was out of the question. But she likes butt plugs so if it could impact that instead. Hoping missionary will be fine. Ill be knocking on that backdoor like Im running from a zombie horde.
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>>718779019
My girl enjoys the weight smacking against her asshole.

Just took the weight off. My balls are nice and saggy. Made this gif.
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>>718779105
You're gonna fuck up your vesicles, man. Then your ball swingin slapper is gonna be in a cast.
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>>718779105
Missionary it is. Doing it.
Why am I enjoying watching a gif of just a dick?
I think I need time off /b/ for a while.
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>>718779105
You should get one of those leather whips then with the tag on the end....You can do doggy with anal beads and still get so excited smacking action..... One time my husband fit a 13-14 in double dildos in my ass all the way in I was afraid I would have to go to the hospital but I kept calm and handled it.... Never seen him cum so hard
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>>718779283
I shoot a low count anyways. I don't need kids.

>>718779361
Lmao. I'm making more gifs.
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>>718779454
Sounds like quite the time. Do you and your husband use KIK at all?

I'd so add me : RealHorsey
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>>718779454
Like I asked him.. is it in he was plowing me hard and was like it's all the way in I reached back to feel it and it was gone ....
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Making gifs on a mobile phone blows.
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>>718779759
We don't do KIK sry
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Alright. OP here. I've got a meeting at my job that's important in four hours. So I'm boned. Need to get some sleep. Have a pic of me in my underwear. Dick doesn't fit :(
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>>718779910
Ah. That's unfortunate. I'm the OP and wouldnt mind swapping pics with you and your husband.
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>>718780025
Indeed it is but have a nice one op
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>>718778916
Does he normally choose guys with smaller cock than his? Or he actually enjoys watching you taking big cocks? BBC?
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>>718780135
His fantasy is me getting gang raped by black guys with big dicks tbh and that terrifies me lol
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>>718780184
Do you dominate him? All dominatrix and whatnot?
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>>718780135
>>718780184
And I don't know if dick size matters he asks how big the guys dick is when we do swap but he's usually bigger than the guys we have swung with... But one of the guys that came over to get his dick sucked his dick was bigger length and girth wise but I'm so use to sucking his dick no e of they 5 guys lasted long like 3 min tops out of all of them. I enjoy mostly not getting pleasure myself but the feeling of a guy cumming in my mouth is the most satisfying feeling the pulse, the feel of the veins I enjoy that the most
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>>718777264
>What the fuck is this orange faggot doing
Probably looking at you, feeling good about his tight scrotal sac and wondering how the fuck you think you're going to catch mice with that on your balls
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>>718780284
No not at all it's quite the opposite, I mean I've jerked his dick off as I lick his ass until he cums but I don't think that would be considered Dom on my end
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>>718780455
I keked hard
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>>718780448
Have you ever find yourself enjoying one of those other cock more than your husband's? Like it makes you feel better? If so do you tell him
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>>718780530
So wait, if its the opposite. He doms you?
But he likes seeing other men plow you, and wants you to be in a gangrape by niggers with bigger dicks than himself.
Im not sure I understand your husband.
I kinda figured he was being cucked and since you were close you would be the one cucking him, "hotwife" or whatever, and he was just a submissive.
But with this he is a dom, and a submissive at the same time, and you would be at the bottom of the pecking order here.
This confuses me.
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>>718780732
I can't deny I have enjoyed and it wasn't me getting plowed I have an extremely hard time cuming vaginally so I focus on pleasuring the other person until they cum guy/girl but yes I have enjoyed another guys dick but it was only when I was being tag teamed by him and my husband but it was my husband fucking me and I was sucking the other guys dick the look and reaction was so fucking hot he kept beating about how good I was it was quite satisfying I love the male reaction to cuming mostly when they squirm and cant control there reactions (I don't know why I have a hard time cuming vaginally might be from me masturbating at the age of 11 daily multiple times late into my teens??) Idk
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>>718780978
It does alot of people when we talk about our sex life... I think he !Ike's watching me fuck other guys because he k pas deep down it makes me uncomfortable and it's a way of torture for me I mean I'll do it and at some points I like it because the reaction the guy gives me when they cum but the whole situation is uncomfortable for me. And he knows I will do it because it will please him even if it makes me uneasy
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>>718780978
And honestly I don't understand him myself when it comes to his sexual desires all I know is threesomes give me extra points reverse cowgirl is not and deepthroating his dick till I almost passing makes him super hard
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>>718781214
Sounds alright if youre into it.
Idea: Involve the lowest number money bill you/they have
Either wipe their cum off yourself with the bills or they pay your husband. Make it extra sleezy.
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>>718781379
Cant say I understand your husband either.
Glad you have a thing going though.
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>>718781069
After a gangbang session, do you feel fucked out and satisfied to the point you dont feel like fucking your husband?
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>>718781398
We don't charge lol this is him pimping me out for free to be some other guys cum bucket and if it's swaps then I usually deal with the husband so he can score with the hot wife or gf
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>>718781493
We have yet to have one (thank God) lol I'm so scared of it like I enjoy guys cumming but holy shit he wants like 3-5 guys
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>>718777487
I roll for MAKE /B/ GREAT AGAIN!!!!!
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>>718776020
What kind of monster faggot are you?
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>>718781587
All at once! And yeah them cumming will be hot but that's alot of work I like to be involved in the fucking I dont want to be worn out and tired and just lay there maybe Im over thinking it?
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>>718781587
Have you ever asked him if he gets jealous watching you being used as other guys cum bucket? I know he finds it hot, but have you?
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>>718781705
Ops gone he had a meeting to go to :(
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>>718776399
Are you actually saying you need conditoner for that??
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>>718781747
No because he plans it, I'm the one asking questions like if he enjoyed it and if he came at the same time I did I love it when he cums when I do.
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>>718776020
Why are you stretching your balls with a 2lb weight?
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>>718781884
Do you do DP?
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>>718782097
I have it's enjoyable husband doesn't last as long because of his fetish with watching guys plow me but when we dp he always fucks my pussy I deepthroat the guys dick and I finger myself to get off that's how it usually plays out most guys get all girly when it's pussy and ass dp irritates my husband but I've had one success on dp like that and I came hard
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>>718777475
Honest question: what's the attraction of doing this ? Also, does piss get all over that? I imagine there's piss hole but it seems like it would be messy regardless...
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>>718782391
I think it's so what attractive wanting to but can't do anything my worry would be the cleanliness and if theres a smell...
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>>718782285
Can you describe yourself and your husband?
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>>718782391
Honestly: the attraction is my need to balance my naturally dominant way and give my wife full control over my sexuality. Whenever she does unlock me for sexy time, she knows I'll shag her rotten.

She also enjoys taking other dicks in front of me and watching me squirm with lust.

Cleanlyness is important - she unlocks me for showers and sports every day; it's become a kind of ritual and we both love the power it bestows upon her.
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