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>mother finds a good friend. many interests intersects, all

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>mother finds a good friend. many interests intersects, all around good woman.
>one day she makes a visit to our house
>"Oh, finally i met your son lalalala handsome lalala bullshit"
>forgot about it
>One day mother invites her to our cottage (i'm from Russia, so "dacha", but it's more like houses you have in US)
>Mothers friend accepts, but her daughter wants to come to.
>she's 13 y.o
>me 22. Fuck, to young for something, to old to fully ignore her like a child
>Two days stand at our "dacha"
>Really don't know what to do with that girl
>Downloaded some capeshit movies, kids like this shit.
> 8 hours of marvel capeshit marathon
> from facial reactions she doesn't like it
> finally it's over, time to go home
> two weeks later mothers friend calls her, asks if we can go again because her daughter wants to met us
> again, marathon of some capeshit and other movies
> again she seems like she doesn't like it
> that same pattern repeats like 6 times
> finally winter, no more "dacha" because it's cold there.
> we mets sometimes at out house, or their house, but not for long.
>girl asks for more meetings with "us"
> found her page in social media. she actually likes capeshit from how it looks
>her birthday in several weeks
>she asks her mother to rent a house in tourist camp, so we can celebrate her birthday (she, her mother, me, my mother)
>girl is actually qt, not in pedo way of course, but she will be fine in 3-4 years.

What to do?
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>>718775213
hit it, ivan, hit it for all of us
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rush b
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Cook for her
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What's the age of consent in Russia?
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>>718775213
You two should squat together. Isn't that like your mating dance or something.
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>>718775732
16
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>>718775570
kek
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>>718775213
Also, she will celebrate her birthday with friends first.
But also wants separate celebration.
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stick a mosin nagant up your ass vlad
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>vlovich she on smoking pussy
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>>718775213
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get her a Tokarev SVT-40 and go kill some Fritz while screaming WANT AN IRON CROS? WE HAVE PLENTY OF CROSSES FOR YOU, BLYAT!
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She's actually on tomboy side, kicks boys ass in her class.
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>>718775892
kek
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>>718776272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZCrvBomVck
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Some advices without words "fuck", "ass", "nazi"?
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>>718776971
join the soviet?
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put your boris in her natasha
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>>718775213
Post pic of her.
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>>718775213
sorry you had to watch capeshit, that shit is for kids, so you are owed pussy. grab the pussy
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>>718777189
This. do it op don't be a fag
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>>718775213
IT'S COMING
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Fellow russian here. Are you seriously looking for an advice on 4chan ? Dude, they LOVE to shit on us. Aside from this, there's not a whole lot of what you can do about it until she is 16. Anything else she likes ?
Why not trying 2ch to ask ?
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THIS GET IS FOR DONALD TRUMP TO NOT GET ASSASINATED ROLL
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re roll
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cOoD6FNLbs&t=1s
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>>718777594
WE love to shit on you?
That's some bullshit, just Putin it out there
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>>718775213
Wait until she is older or risk creating negative situation that gets everyone in shit, 13/14 is too questionable
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Slip her a length, Ivan.
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roofie her
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nothing much to do. don't fuck her, that is for sure.

maybe ask her what she wants to do next time?

or shit maybe ask the mom if her daughter has a crush on your or something - why does she like coming over so much.
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>>718777864
kek
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>>718777594
High chance of someone i know lurking 2ch
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>>718778139
Where can I get roofies?
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>>718775213
You are interested on her aren't you? Anyway she's 13 hobo you a 22 y/o grown man just drop that vodka bottle and use your slav nigger head, consider that if you fuck her she might get hyped on you maybe even believe that you 2 have something going on and when you try to get out of it who knows what kinda of bullshit she might put you in she's underage,both of your mothers see each other regularly just hold yourself and don't make anything stupid
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>>718778367
Fuck off comrade
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Убейся, даун.
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>>718778473
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>>718778300
Yep, makes sense.
Anything you have in common ?
Damn, i won't be much of help. Never had a girlfriend, same age as yours. Absolutely no fucking idea how to deal with this shit. Never even had anyone interested in me.
Are you from Moscow, by any chance ?
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>>718778762
No. More cold region.

Seems like she agreed on anything i suggest. That's make it hard to understand her real personality.


And for fuck's sake, needless to say i don't wanna do anything to her.
It's more about perspective.
In 4 years she will be 18. In 4 years i will be 26.
She will be top tier. I at best will end up with some average girl.
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>>718779127
It's quite possible she is interested in you only because of your age. Can't say for sure
I guess only time will tell. If i were you i would forget about it. Girls at her age can be airheaded
The real question is: do you actually like her or it's more about "perspective"
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obviously nothing!
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>>718775570

No Ivan go short A!
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Show a pic of her
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>>718781774
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>>718781774
i can show you model that looks so much like her aged version, that it creeped me out
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>>718782239
BABOON OF DOOM
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>>718775570
Do not stop
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>>718782622
www.tube8.com/erotic/viktory-nature-showybeauty/24999832/

in that video with it quality they really look almost identical.
i can't even get boner to her because of their likeness
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>>718783098
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Ok.
Gonna try to figure out her intentions on birthday.
Trump, don't nuke Russia this month please.
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>>718776971
Stick it in her pooper, and recommend National Socialism to her.
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>>718777777
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Fug. Made this to check my face recognition ability.
face of model + face of grill with 50% transparency without changes.

Look almost the same isn't?
bottom face of model
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>>718785458
Made one with Obama, to be sure.
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>>718775213
>south america
>china
>japan
>half of the entire world
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