Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Ika needs to CONIDER the thread rules
>At least it was not connigger...
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: have fun
Then I have no choice.
>Don't make me...
I most certainly do not crave it. But why ruin your fun?
For the love of fuck, you people have no sense of shoop skills.
>Fucking here. I'll make a transparent background edit in a bit.
Chara claimer claimed ^^
Yeah I'm underweight.
It was 19 before I got sick, but I think it's 18 now because I lost 10lbs.
Just eat small, but fulfilling meals and run everyday for 20 mins.
No I didn't.
You have no choice but to do what?
Well... you do seem to enjoy it though!
You're making yourself just even more attractive by telling me that...
aaah, now I feel bad for having a higher bmi than you do...
I was just teasing~. So how was your day, love?
C'mon a second time would be pathetic
Hmmm.... Maybe I take that Back... Maybe.
No you didn't?
Just like my ejaculations
It goes pretty well, And for yourself?
just grinding tanks really. still find a little time to dream of you of course
You're pathetic -_-
No it's 9am -_-
I'll try to. Just not easy.
I was scared of eating yesterday, it was strange
Sane as always just hanging around. School started so I'm busier now.
God damn. Haven't seen you in forever.
I know but the other guy did
Ayyy, sup Kitten!
Oh you know...
Anya... your actions... everyone else... you did too in discord
Not good -_-
Do i need to show you more examples?
Yeah, i'm bad at being sociable. Hi though
I am only half pathetic :^)
Hi I thought you left.
I wasn't really here for like over a month. Barely even here. And I don't even bother checking your images anymore.
I just don't know. After I warmed the food in the microwave I stood there, looked at it and was scared of eating it.
Even though it was food I normally like, it didn't taste good. Even the texture was yucki
it could be :o
my trips say we'll have a good future together tho
it's 2am here
I didn't know there were people actually behind my time
why would you check them at all, squid? -_-
Oh, well I guess if there's nothing you want to admit then it's fine. I won't expect anything of you any more.
Does Sachs still Cum?
Of course it is. I fucked up pretty bad last thread.
Now I got to know. Pleeeeeasse?
...all of the west coast?
Actually I don't have many of my waifu for some reason
Trips can lie
Aww that's sweet, hopefully not too much though, i wouldn't want thoughts of me to distract you from doing other things~.
Ah that sucks.
I daydream a good bit i wouldnt mind if more was to you
:^( Sachi will be missed. By me
Yup... Homework has already started pounding away.
Oh my, and what kinds of things happen in these daydreams of yours?
High school or college?
>Chara OP pic
Good choice nig
And I'm back, blood pressure just a little high but could be due to alcohol according to doctor.
Doing that already but mostly to not get completely wasted.
Nothing too crazy just some things id want
Aaaaand forgot pic...
Thanks based brain
Nope. I'm a good boy.
College. I only have 2 hard classes too. I have like 3 pages of math homework due Tuesday and some online chemistry work I don't even want to check. Horrid.
I haven't seen that pic.
Please, do tell.
That does sound crappy. you have my sympathy.
I want to try it. I don't bake at home since it feels like my parents would only yell at me
>found a half bottle of vodka in my wardrobe
Feels great tbqh
My parents only yelled at me if I didn't share it!
Tell them you're making it for everyone.
its silly stuff dont worry about it
well its a gif
Well, if the doctors say so, it's probably true, so yeah...
oh well... if you think you can handle it
Then (I shit you not) they get mad at me because I didn't tell them beforehand.
And if I do tell them beforehand, they yell at me because I have "so much free time to spare"
glad to be not hours late to these anymore
Jees so strict, I could never live like that.
Once my mom saw me cooking when I was 10 years old she had me cook dinner everyday.
>my parents would only yell at me
And I thought my parents were bad at times, just tell them you need to learn it for when you live alone or something. My mother was actually proud when I made something with the oven for the first time.
At this point I can handle everything, not gonna buy a new bottle, this is gonna be the last and I have to ration it.
>Then (I shit you not) they get mad at me because I didn't tell them beforehand.
Then tell them beforehand. Tell them you are going cook something on the weekend and that everyone can just relax and enjoy what you cooked
I mean it's difficult to be hours late to something that's constant.
yeah, I know. They're pretty strange...
I feel like in some kind of boot camp sometimes
I'm not gay.
What about you? Anything with you?
Oh makes sense. Thanks.
You don't post gifs or what?
to the newer threads I mean, I'm not on very much to when I am the newest one I usually see is pretty old considering how fast things get 404'd on this board
i do sometimes
i dont know?
Do you have any freedom at all?
It's only gay if your balls slap against his balls when you're doing him from behind.
Sure do, I can do everything I want to make, just get yelled at when it's not studying or something productive.
>To succeed is what we dream of
>They say we can't, that's what we feed of
>Yeah, and while you see floors, this shit's about to blow without the C4
>Because we're never content, because we need more
>imb4 hardstyle a shit
Haven't gone to school all week since it's been mostly snow days and I've been sick
Also lost my backpack that has all my shit in it so that was nice
Then it shouldn't be a problem to tell me then. I just wanna know what i can do for you and make you happy.
Eh nothing really. Work has been slow lately so i've had a lot of free time, but i'm not doing anything important with it.
They did get you cookbook, right? Would they still yell at you if they saw you using it?
uh thanks i think.
just being here makes me plenty happy. tomoko is always cute
Using it? No. If I cooked something? Probably get yelled at for having too much free time and making a mess of the kitchen again
Talking about kitchen, I'm making myself a fried egg now. I think I can eat.
You are too -_-
I have 0 interest In him really. Looks like a faggot.
Well at least nothing is getting shoved down your throat.
>I think I can eat.
Are you anorexic or just dislike eating or something?
Worst feeling to be hungry but mind just says nope we can't eat
I'm eating a toast too with it. Stop worrying, I just ate yesterday
The later one. It started last saturday. I'm having my fourth meal since saturday.
I even skipped eating two days. Yesterday was so bad that I got scared of eating
You have to assert your dominance.
All over his butt.