What's up /b/ro's. Where my growers at? Shy in the

Fellow grower here. That's pretty impressive.

>>718682949
its cute when its small

>>718682949
moar?

>>718683297
ikr. I swear one time the little fucker dissapeared during a particularly long, cold hike. I needed a piss and had to reach into my pelvis

>>718683377
nah nigga, post em if you gottem

also checked

>>718683296
thanks dude. 6.5 cm to 15.5 cm

>>718683452
id love to see that cute little thing like that, that and it covered in cum

>>718682949
washing it every now and then might also help. i can see the cheese on your dick. disguisting.

>>718682949
okay now do it without pushing in your fat pouch

>>718683551
not gay, but 'preciate the sentiment, bud

on the downside, growers do get regularly mocked in the gym changing room. That does blow, but hey-ho.

>>718683645
i'd been in the forest camping for 5 days, gimme a fuckin break

>>718683766
you never know, some of the smirks might be because they like what they see

From like 6 cm to 16.5 cm

Had some girls pleasantly surprised.

>>718683695
it's still only 6.5 cm. it looks like earthworm jim's head.

>>718683905
ikr, that kicks ass. i love the confused look on their face when they take a shower with you after sex, and they're like, 'but...but...why is my cervix so sore?!'

>>718683851
so you do have the time to put together a picture and post it on 4chin but not to take a fucking shower? no, im not giving you a break.

>>718684033

One i was with was at first like
>you never tried anal, my ex went into me and i barely fealt it you can give it a shot with me
Then i popped a boner
>Ok that wont fit

>>718684056
>4056 ▶
>>>718683851 (You)
fuck you dude, i took one right after that. you want my fucking bathing schedule?

>>718683851

Pinch your foreskin together when you go pee to fill it up with pee a bit. Cleans the fucker well enough if your outside for a while especially since urine is pretty much sterile.

>>718684158
i know, classic. My fiancee was like, 'aww, its ok, i don't mind honey'.

3 minutes later she looked and sounded like Cohaagen on the martian surface. We needed to wash the sheets and flip the mattress. That shit more than makes up for taunts in the locker room.

>>718684219
That's a solid idea, i will try

>>718684184
no, but a dick that i dont need to puke from

>>718682949
>after a run
Kek i bet

>>718684469
it makes the blood rush to your leg muscles. None spare to fill up the dick cavities.

>>718684393
I'm not asking you to suck it, you dill-hole. You wash your dick all you want, let me worry about mine.

>>718684591
i thin he said that because you look like a fat fuck

>>718684350
/b/ro the jokes on them amirite?
like no one has ANY idea how big your little dick is amirite?
haha they'll fucking learn won't they

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>>718682949
not going to lie It kinda sucks when I'm at a rave and the chick feels little john before arousal. The feeling of growing wayyy bigger than expectations is awesome tho.

>>718682949
Small in both pics - what's your point?

>>718684667

Yeah dude get less fat if you're going to be self concious about anything. Leanness is going to matter more than your dick to any women, leanness and muscle definition (not size, but big muscles aren't bad) is going to matter more than anything else for being sexually attractive as a man.

>>718684667
nah, not that overweight, just have a big fat pad down there. weigh about 87kg and i'm 5'10''. I actually work out a lot.

>>718684816
>big fat pad down there
>not that overweight

>>718684807
who said i was self concious? too old for that shit.

>>718684816
>87kg

I'm 88 and leaner than you at the same height. I'm not that lean and need to lose weight because im coming off a bulk. You're not packing a six pack so come off it man, get leaner.

>>718684778
no

average erect length = 12.7cm

my erect length = 15.5

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This is my flaccid penis

>>718684954
good on you, i'm just not that disciplined. I can still run a 37 minute 10k, and deadlift 245 kg. I'm not really that bothered about how i look to be honest, as long as the performance is there. If i were single i would make more effort though.

>>718685055
>post his shower dick
>in a grower thread
unlsee you post a hard bigger one, then nice try

>>718685010
>12.7cm
in japan maybe

>>718685179
that's a great cock though. Bulk up a bit and you could work as a stripper no problem.

>>718682949
Where did your blue carpet go and why did you repaint the wall?

>>718685010
Don't care much for the number - don't even know how you measured.
What matters is how it looks, and it looks small dude

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>>718685179

>>718685228
WHO figures. Research conducted for some study on condom sizes or some shit.

>>718685305
Shiiiiiieeeet... busted!

>>718685305 different bathroom

>>718685311 oh, my ruler is wrong then? stupid thing.

>>718685361
nah it almost look the same brah

>>718685435
sry bro, im german. we are pretty well hung.

>>718685178
>If i were single i would make more effort though.

Excuse me why do you think that's how it works? Once you bag a broad you can just let yourself go and she'll be fine with it? So you're saying you don't care if your girl gets fat? And you expect me to believe this?

You're looking for validation or you wouldn't be posting this shit. Now that aint wrong, but I'm telling you to get some fucking perspective and shape up. You look fuckin fat dude. Looking fat is what matters. Your bitch doesn't want you looking fat and if she hasn't said anything about it man, it's because she's already given up on you. If that's the relationship you want so be it, but I find that very hard to believe.

>>718685461
i'm busted for bragging about my VERY average penis? Oh man, you got me good.

>>718685539
Probably bone-pressed length ;)
And it's so fucking curvy it's borderline useless

>>718685647
While these posts are stupid perhaps you should realize you're being baited and responding like this is uncooth and looks insecure. Don't post like this. You look like a backtracking redditor.

God damn man I'm trying to play good cop here and you're just shitting all over yourself.

>>718685629
woah, chill essay. Everyone lets themselves go a bit when they get with a long term partner. i'm not morbidly obese, for fuck sake, i've only put on like 7 kg in the past year. It's hardly time to call Jerry Springer to come and cut me out of my fucking trailer.

>>718685647
First you claim you're well above average, now that you're average? Make up your mind scumbag

>>718685803
this
/thread

>>718685744
nah dude, they are the best ones. G-spot, innit.

>>718685821
7kg in just 1 year??? Wtf dude? Did you replace all your veggies with cake?

>>718685888
2 cm above is not well above, dick head. I'd say slightly above at best.

>>718685942
Keep telling yourself that :)

>>718682949
Actually, the part that bothers me most in being a grower is that even the slightest decrease in arousal means a significant change in size.

For instance, lets say my lady and I are looking to go a few rounds. During the first few seconds of my refractory period, let's say I go 40%-60% soft. If my net growth is around 5 inches, that's 2-3 inches of loss of usable length(not to mention girth). This leaves me falling out of whatever hole I happen to have just blasted.

I can only assume that those whose penises barely change in size are capable of maintaining relatively similar activity during their down time. For this alone, I am envious.

>>718685803
Only a fucking kraut would say that posts on /b/ are uncouth. Die in a fire, you sausage munching, square-headed, sun-lounger stealing cunt.

>>718685821
LoL everyone. No, not attractive people who want to stay in satisfying sexual relationships. "Regular" people have awful fucking lives anyway and perhaps given that you work out at all you could strive to do better. Not perfect, but you are FAT. I don't give a shit if you aren't 6% bf like a crazy orange bodybuilder but you're no where near the acceptable standard of 12 to 15. Bitches think you're a fatty. End of story.

>>718686123
tone that pelvic floor, brother. Or, you know...buy some cialis

>>718686030
15.5 - 12.7 is closer to 3cm than 2cm.
Aka more than 20%, you call that slightly?

>>718686252
medfag here

OP is actually not that uncommon, see this all the time.

>>718686422
So in your field of medicine, you see a lot of people who are retarded with math? I believe you

>>718685996
that's like what, 15lbs? In a year? Maaan, especially when you hit a certain age, your body will change no matter what. 15lbs.....

I hit a certain stage of my life and went from 128lbs to 150lbs in like 6 months.

>>718686251
I got no problems with ma boners. Its the whole post-ejaculation shrivel up.

Not sure what pelvic floor has to do with the fact that I'm a 600% grower. But hell, nothing wrong with stronger pelvis.

>>718687000
When you hit a certain age your self control just disappears. That's why there are literally no non fat 30+ year old people in the world. Correct.

>>718686976
no, i mean the fact that he's what he calls a 'grower'. Flaccid size is a poor predictor of erect size.

Women have the same issue, some Gyne docs and midwives think a woman will be ok for a natural birth, but she ends up needing an epistiotomy. other women seem really small up there, but they could stretch enough to give birth to a bowling ball.

>>718687000
fuck that fuckin' stage man, it's not fair. Fuck you, time!!

>>718687409
This is def true.

What's not true however, is the idea that the OP is somehow not a lardass.

>>718687626
yeah, well. Heart disease beckons. He maybe happy with his junk now, but he'll dead soon anyway.

>>718685361
cant get it hard without holding the base like that? lol im rather a grower than this piece of soft dick faggot

You know, I've really gotta suggest... how is the OP 190lb's and deadlifting 500+ at what is clearly more than 25% bodyfat? That honestly puts his lean mass way too low for that kind of strength unless he is somehow a genetic freak of an elite level athlete, you know, the kind that wouldn't let themselves become a fucking insecure lardass posting this thread on /b/

>>718684219
Dumb fucking idea, that will fuck up the pH of your penis and might cause candidiasis

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>>718682949
>Bullshit
You can tell by the legs that the picture on the left is not Ops cock.

>>718687378
Self control plays a part. Sitting at a desk for 10 years plays a part.

But even without those things, hormone levels and cell health and regeneration are all affected by age. These things directly contribute to the "shape" someone is in.

>>718685305
Yeah, it's impossible to be in another bahtroom, right?

>>718688800
>>718687000

My digits back me up.

>>718688800
Yes, which is why as you age you have to adjust your lifestyle to compensate, which isn't fucking exactly rocket science. You CAN keep mostly the same body way late in your life if you pay attention to this. You do not magically get fat, period.

>>718685055
that's at least a 2/3 m8

>>718682949
anon, we are dick twins. Are you my long lost brother?

>>718684954
>I'm 88
oldfag

>>718685744
You obviously don't know how to satisfy a woman. My cock is exactly the same, and every woman comes when I fuck them.

>>718690180
You need to be better at telling when they are faking to make you feel better, buddy :)

>>718689188
That actually supports my point. You're saying that as an organism gets older and farther from it's hormonal peak, it's supposed to participate in higher and higher degrees and intensities of physical activity and diet, to no end. I know of zero organisms that function in that way. Changing physiology is an absolute in aging.

There is a reason that the healthy ranges of biometrics changes as a person ages.

>>718690341
they can't fake those leg spasms for ages after we finish, and not being able to walk to the bathroom after. My little grower, and the shitty fact that I don't come easily and therefore can go as long as my lard arse energy can keep up always satisfy. I often don't come through sex and have to wank myself off afterwards.

>>718690602
That actually sounds like a bummer. Sorry anon

>>718690683
It really is. I get fucking frustrated when my bird has come so many times they all morph into a multiple orgasm and I'm either not even close, or feel like I'm edging beyond my control.
It fucks me up sometimes.
There was one girl who made me come quicker, and we ended up having a baby together.
She was hot, with huge natural tits, long black hair with braces on her teeth, and looked about 15 years old. Fucking her was a joy, especially when she started squeezing those melons.... oh Aimee, I miss fucking you, you cunt.

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>>718690602
Not being able to walk since they can't keep the laughter inside.
>pic related

>>718691005
Tell yourself whatever makes you happy. I have nothing to prove to anyone.

>>718690909
Do you take anti depressants or any other type of mood medication? Even CNS Suppressants make achieving orgasm quite difficult.

>>718690909
needless to say, we're not together anymore.

>>718682949
Jesus christ OP. Does it slide back inside your abdomen when it's not in use?

>>718691189
What happened dude?

>>718691170
Yeah, but I've always had this problem. Also, sometimes when I DO come, I have an urgent need to piss afterwards, and if I do piss, it hurts and the urge doesn't go away for hours

>>718691265
She dumped me, first time I was ever dumped. I had stopped taking smack and got a bit fat, and the mother of my daughter is a shallow cunt

>>718683297
My wife says this to me all the time, she loves to make it grow.. I find it embarrassing.

>>718691379
I don't let women see it until it's a semi