Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>718667653
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>718682063
Right now Jack Daniels. I don't even care what I get, as long as it contains a lot of ethanol.
>>718682117
Well first it was on weekends with friends
>inb4 normie
And I liked the feeling more and more, weekends turn into once on weekdayz, then twice and so on
>>718681976
So long as it's good whi-
>>718682295
Oh. Nvm
Doubling down with Tanya
>>718682121
Oh was I now? So you don't remember anything about wanting me to tie you up and use you however I feel?
>>718682295
>Not getting scotch
Why bother?
Claim
>>718682295
So... you're an alcoholic. You like the feeling of numbness? Or just the feeling of being tipsy?
Or do you want to forget something?
>>718682403
>Not getting scotch
As I said, I don't even care. The first bottle I pass with a lot of ethanol is the one I'm gonna buy. Hell for some days I only drank one of the cheapest vodkas around.
>>718682501
First two for sure. The last not really, only things I might want to forget is what I do when drunk but that takes care of itself. I just feel so much better when drunk and life atleast seems easy. Also, I enjoy life way more when drunk, I do enjoy it while sober sometimes but that got really rare.
>>718682403
Not at all, but I remember the reverse being true. You are making quite some implications today, my little pet~ Maybe I'll have to punish you for such things~
>>718682117 (Chara anon from last thread)
To be honest, it's a bit of both. Up until I was eighteen, it really only flared up if I exercised without using an inhaler or if I was exposed to a lot of dust/pollen/cat hair. But since I turned eighteen, it's developed more of a chronic spin. It's typically not bad during the day unless I'm being a dumbass, but it always comes around at night. Every so often (like today), I'll have some residual problems in the morning. Unless this is something new, I'll probably just have some problems until early to mid afternoon before having a break until bedtime rolls around.
I should've seen an allergist or something a long time ago, but I really don't know how to go about asking my primary care doc for a referral since my peak flow meter scores are almost always perfect during the day (~650-725, which is at least 50 points higher than the average for someone in my age and size class).
>>718682806
Sounds really bad man. I suppose you can't properly control it anymore?
>>718682943
AH, I see.
Still, that's what your doctor is here for. If you don't feel okay about your health condition, you gotta ask.
>>718682480
Are you the tomoyo from earlier today?
>>718683137
I tried, for about 20 hours it was easy but like 3 hours after the last drink I already get sweaty and shaky and just long for it. So yeah I guess I can't control it anymore. Gotta enjoy a MM for now.
>>718682806
That's kind of depressing.
>>718682810
Ohoho, you really think you'd be able to punish me~? I guess I'll just have to refuse to give you what you want from me.
>>718683305
I think i'm the only Tomoyo claimer here, unless someone claimed her while i was asleep
All the daytime posters.
Please no drama.
Just friendships.
Hello Tomoko and Chara.
Life is good recently.
>>718683518
>That's kind of depressing
Well thank you for feeling sorry for me but there a people that got it way worse than me. It's my own fault tbqh.
>>718682173
I found this interesting way to make money easily, i've made about 100$ a day by doing this
http://moneyjob.online/?id=Goatti
I've already bought and Xbox one with the money i have made.
Then don't tell us about how you fuck your dogs every 5 minutes
>>718683308
MM?
Also this doesn't sound good at all. I hope you don't have a problem at your job yet.
I recommend talking to your doctor about it. They won't yell at you.
>>718683633
sup
>>718683717
there will always be someone who is worse off.
And while it is your fault, you can fix it.
Hello
>>718683786
I hope that's not that he's fucking his dogs every five minutes, and more that he's telling you every five minutes that he has done that.
I mean, I guess either way it's pretty bad
>>718683835
Good taste, but cat, snail, and vamp are best imho
>>718684011
He brings it up. Regularly
カラミチーマス
>>718683717
Problems are problems. Just because other people have it worse doesn't mean you don't have it bad.
>>718684011
If he's fucking his dogs every five minutes then I'm just impressed.
>>718684035
Vamp is best, no doubt about it.
H-Hi there...
>>718683821
>MM?
Matchmaking on csgo with a friend
Yeah I already told my parents and moved back home for the time being.
I'm trying and although I always thought addicts are weak idiots, it actually is hard as fuck.
>>718683137
You're right. I just suppose that, in some weird way, I've been avoiding asking for a referral because I don't want to hurt my primary care doctor's feelings. I know, it's incredibly illogical and a shitty excuse. Still, even the dumbest things can feel reasonable if you just bottle them up.
Welp. Looks like I'll be getting a referral next time I'm in to see the doc. It'll be a long while before I can actually see an allergist, due to the fact that I go to school in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere, but hopefully I could get in sometime over spring break.
Thanks, Chara anon. I think you helped me realize what I was getting stuck on.
>>718683308
Sounds rough, man. I'm sorry that you're going through the wringer.
>>718684035 >>718684159
I like Cat second best, but thank you.
>>718684159
I dunnno about impressed... if you're deranged, how hard is it (especially if you live alone) to do that regularly to a dog?
>>718684067
Ah, right. Noted.
>>718683866
>>718683518
I-It's just a joke Onee-chan, let's not get hasty and make any decisions well regret...
>>718683821
Hi. Playing world of tanks and trying to control my golden from going fucking bonkers for no apparent reason.
How have you been? I feel like 4chan needs a voice chat feature, or at the very least text chat.
>>718683786
Too late, I'm still spinning from last night.
>>718684011
You need a lot of stamina to keep 4 happy.
Might as well be every 5 minutes.
>>718684192
What are you addicted to man? I can't seem to get addicted to anything I've tried so far but I have plenty respect for addicts trying to get off hard drugs.
>>718684275
A cat is fine too.
>>718684335
I'm just impressed by the amount of stamina it'd take.
>>718684386
Oh? So if you were only joking, what are you really?
>>718684192
Same like people with depression just have to get over it kek.
Also what >>718684159 said.
Your problems are problems. The fact that you recognize it as a problem is very good. It means you don't like it and want to do something against it.
Keep trying to improve. Try lenghtening the period when you don't need a drink.
You said you get sweaty and shaky after 3 hours?
Try 3 hours and 10 minutes and lenghten it.
>>718684223
Trust me, I know that.
And I'm glad I could help you. Next time you come here, be sure to tell us how it went.
>>718684424
brr... please no voicechat. I hate my voice.
>>718684341
bit busy right now see you later
>>718684335
It's kind of hard at first, but your body acclimates to the stamina you would need to do it regularly. Took me like 3-4 months to not get tired.
And if you leave them hanging they get jealous and fight each other so you HAVE to finish with each of them that are in the mood. Minimum of 2 at any given moment. They're viciously horny animals.
>>718684538
Well then text chat.
I miss chatting with people online but I can't find a decent site or it anymore.
>>718683629
Do you remember me?
>>718684424
Not entirely sure if you're serious or not. I'll just assume you don't and carry on.
>>718684534
I guess so. Yeah, removing the zoo aspect, that would be impressive in any context.
>>718684725
Yeah, now I'm almost certain this can't be true.
>>718684424
Alcohol if you coudln't see from what I wrote.
>>718684159
Still no need to feel sorry for me..
>>718684223
I appreciate it but as I said, it is all my fault for being a fag
>>718684867
Please don't reply to that reprobate
>>718684534
I....Uhhh....
I-I'm you're little kitty.
>Just kill me now, I'm just gunna bury my head into a pillow.
i claim super-outdated mlg-nyanners meme
>>718684725
I guess text chat would work. But oh well. I like the good old "write it the fuck down". Also helps staying in shape with my wpm
>>718684984
>NICE
>
>>718684925
Every thread I've joined in the past, I've always managed to talk to the person I'm never supposed to. I guess it would have been out of place if I didn't do it here, too.
I'm completely fine with ending conversation with him, though.
>>718685032
>>718685132
Maybe he'll leave sooner
>>718684867
Is it so unbelievable that some people are into bestiality? Especially on this site?
When you get over that I'm actually pretty indistinguishable from most normal 20 somethings.
>>718684925
The jealousy is real.
>>718684905
Damn, that's an expensive drug. I wish the best for you. Alcohol can drive you to the poor house if you're not careful.
>>718685054
True, this works too. I just wish I could keep up with you guys off the site too, but I don't know if you'd have an interest in that. A lot of people seem like loners which is fine.
>>718684775
Yes, but i don't remember what you said
I have a bad memory
>>718684867
Pretty much. That amount of stamina is just terrifying.
>>718684905
If someone's in a shitty situation I'm going to feel bad for them, it's just how things are.
>>718684984
Is that all?
>I didn't even expect it to get this far, help.
>>718685168
But if I leave all I'll do is continue to fuck my dogs.
Is that really what you want?
>>718685302
I've literally gone 4+ hours before when I still had some tabs of acid. And then a 1 hour break and another 3 hours after.
Dogs love it.
>>718684192
I can't say that I've gone through what you're going through, but I do understand on an intellectual level that alcohol withdrawal sucks.
See, the fun thing about extended alcohol withdrawal is that, unlike the withdrawal from every other drug besides benzodiazepines and barbiturates is that it can straight up kill you if you do it without medical supervision.
See, alcohol works by enhancing the effects of a neurotransmitter called GABA. GABA is basically the most important inhibitory neurotransmitter and it regulates multiple bodily functions. However, if you become dependent on alcohol, that's a sign that your body has become very desensitized to the effects of GABA because the human body is constantly in search of homeostasis.
As such, if you abruptly discontinue alcohol use once you've developed a dependency, your brain will have less GABA to work with and it's GABA receptors will be desensitized. As a result, you'll experience all sorts of fun shit like insomnia, panic attacks, and seizures until your body can normalize it's GABA.
But if you receive effective medical care while you're detoxing, the odds of your life being in any danger are incredibly slim. Hell, depending on how good your doc is, you may not even really have any horrible withdrawal symptoms.
Then again, I can't say for sure what's right and what won't work. All I'm trying to say is that yes, alcohol withdrawal sucks, but that there are effective ways to mitigate withdrawal.
>>718685168
In my experience, that doesn't usually work. But I guess it's worth the shot.
>>718685172
As a final note to you: There is a distinction between being attracted to something and actually doing that. Think paedophile and child-molester. No one is going to relate to your attraction, but if you don't actually go out and do that, no one should know or care. It's not hard to believe someone would WANT to do absolutely anything they could conjure up in their head, but doing it is something entirely different.
>>718685302
Depends, I guess? I mean, wouldn't you want someone that could last a good deal of time in bed?
>>718684725
Kill yourself you degenerate piece of shit
>>718685054
SHUT!
UP!
>>718685302
THAT IS ALL IM SAYING HERE, IF YOULL EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO GO JAB OUT CHARAS EYES!
>>718685182
How are you?
>>718685563
That's retarded. They are adult animals with a very well developed sex drive, not fucking kids. Just because people feel the need to mutilate their genitals out of their body in medically unnecessary surgeries in an attempt to make them like children, it doesn't mean they are anything like children.
They are ADULTS and they very much enjoy sex.
>>718685705
Just go post another trap thread buddy. It'll help you feel better.
That or you're jealous of the pussy I'm currently drowning in. Yolo.
>>718684424
>>718684725
Get out fur fag
>>718685495
This Sanya seems a lot smarter than the last one I met, can we keep them? Of course, the last Sanya was kind of cute so it balanced out.
>>718685563
I feel like there are limits though.
>>718685786
This is where she capped it and everything.
Claiming Tailblue (Anime; Gonna be the Twintail)
Claiming this dragon
>>718686216
lewd
>>718686066
>Not tailred
Bad taste.
The hell is hoing on here?
>>718685993
Sure, sure. I just think that, of the two extremes, I'd prefer someone that lasts a long time.
Then again, this is coming from someone who is starting to develop an aversion to sex, so... yeah.
>>718686286
But I love the tsundere ones...
>>718685846
Good i guess
>>718685786
ohohoho, it's too late to stop the bully train kitty
>>718686301
Oh yeah, I'm not going to deny that. It's just a rather terrifying extreme.
>>718686398
Tsundere ones are good, I'm not going to lie.
>>718686556
Aw... Yuuki... I'm sad now..
>>718686398
theres nothing wrong with the tsundere ones.
Holo is gone for evah :(
Aqua-sama is a pretty good one too... (Anime: Konosuba)
>>718686641
It's okay, she's having adventures in another world
>>718686836
>not choosing Megumin
Anon plz
>>718686300
The Hell is indeed hoing in here.
>>718686560
I don't get how it's so terrifying. What's terrifying about it to you?
>>718686892
Aw that's nice :D
>>718686836
underwear or not underwear?
>>718686928
this anon gets it
>>718686980
Good Question
>>718686928
>choosing Megumin
>>718686497
Tomoyo is very pretty of course, but, if you don't mind, please elaborate on why you chose her as your waifu?
>>718687053
>>718686980
schrodinger pantsus
>Foxxy
>>718686503
Somehow I think the kitty died in a fit of embarrassment...
>>718686836
>Not Megumin
>>718686943
Because I'd have to keep up!
>>718685495
I know, but I think I am not that much in, atleast I hope.
Only thing I really feel is the the long to be drunk. Sweating and shit is a thing but it is quite easy to ignore for the first few hours.
Maybe I should just detox hard and just go to the emergency room etc.
I don't even kmow anymore
>>718686301
You mean you don't feel interested in sex anymore?
That happens to most people I think. If you go without it a for a while you stop wanting it.
>>718687165
Well, that depends entirely on the role you take. If you have someone that just takes charge and brings you along for the ride, that would be easier than you having to satisfy someone that's asking for it.
That first scenario would be quite nice I think.
>>718687192
How long has it been since you decided to quit drinking? For me the first month was the worst then the desire to drink started to dissipate, never quite dissapear but its a gradual thing. Its all about your drive and how bad you want it. I had to go through the same thing with huffing nitrousoxide and PCP.
>>718687115
Because after a month of posting with no waifu i realised i needed to get one, and i had recently seen her anime and i liked her so i claimed her
>>718687165
Let's hope not. I want to bully her more
>>718687633
Good to speak someone who knows. As I said, after about 3 hours the first body symptoms kick in and then my mind just wants it more and more.
I want to quit it since 3 days now, the first time I called ill on work because I got a little hangover and was still drunk as shit
>everyday I spend my time drinking wine, feeling fine etc.
Love this song
>>718688005
You'll get your chance, just need to wait.
>>718688060
For me and what I did was l wrote down why I wanted to quit, what was at stake and lay a plan out. The biggest thing is acknowledging that reason. Once I figured out why I couldn't be selfish it helped keep me in line from my personal addictions. I didnt put myself into situations where the shit was even available. It fucking blew, but as time went on it got easier. Do not get my words twisted it never goes away but it gets a hell of a lot better.
Best type moon claimed.
>>718685993
Thank you! I'm not that bright, though; outside of pharmacology and psychology, I'm only slightly above average at best.
Cute is... not something I can pull off.
>>718688657
Also gotta go, errands are beckoning.
Bed time for me night everyone.
Saints Row > GTA
Best claimed.
>>718689563
Night
>>718689592
Good waifu pick
>>718689628
t y u 2
>>718689594
I've been nice to people all day, to a fault. You're advice was terrible.
>>718690023
I could also give you some spelling advice, maybe that'll be better.
Fried Chicken is great
>>718690168
yes it is
but where from? :o
>>718690210
Home
>>718690112
Oh, lord. That was a hideous mistake... kill me now please.
>>718689592
Saints Row 2 is the best SR.
>>718690494
what's your recipe? :o
>>718690571
yeah that's my favorite too (hahaha pun haha)
>>718690530
I'm trying. I really am!
So tell me, how was being nice a bad thing?
>>718690571
This is objectively true
>>718690819
Take chicken, fry it, add hot sauce
>>718690887
wtf hot sauce
damn white people are crazy :o
Dogs are sleeping. Chicken is cooking. It's raining a little bit outside.
Today is another great day.
>>718691003
don't abuse your dogs while they're asleep -_-
>>718690868
Apparently I was nice to someone that people don't like, which I have a habit of doing in the threads I join.
I guess it comes with not really knowing anyone from the threads at first
>>718690819
That's my name -_-
>>718691054
but it's not abuse if it's love
Sorry for picking the best one.
>>718691079
you told me to use it :o
>>718691106
fucking a sleeping thing is abuse -_-
>>718691157
man! I wanted that one :(
>>718691054
I don't ever abuse them.
>>718690963
I like my tendies to bite back
>>718691161
No i didn't -_-
>>718691161
I fucked my girl in her sleep. Sure, I am using her, but is it abusive?
>>718691271
does she know?
>>718691240
I have evidence -_-
>>718691232
how many points were they?
>>718691204
post a pic of your dogs
>>718691271
by definition, it's rape
>>718691351
I don't need GBP for tendies
>>718691351
>does she know?
Well sometimes she wakes up, but not always
>>718691074
Was it the disgusting dog fucker?
Or Konata?
>>718691500
everyone likes me though :o
>>718691393
what do you exchange the points for then?
>>718691500
The former. Is Konata also on some blacklist for a reason I'm not aware of?
Claiming Flan
>>718691693
Bangladesh
>>718691649
everyone likes me :D
>>718691351
I don't degrade them like that.
>>718691500
If you were born 50 years in the future it wouldn't be disgusting.
>>718691649
He's on my list.
>>718691742
>>718691801
bazooka
>>718691797
what list is this? :o
>>718691743
I'm, uh, pretty sure it would be. We kind of have a thing about not fucking things incapable of consent.
>>718691742
It kind of lessens the value of what you're saying since you're talking about yourself. Then again, I have no evidence to the contrary
>>718691797
Judging by your image, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that's not a black list.
i fucked up my spanish final
>>718691934
how do I call you a dingus in spanish? :o
>>718691393
Because she could never give her consent prior to the act, yes. But assuming about 80% of the times she wakes up with a smile and starts getting herself off, I would assume no one give a flying fuck. The problem here is that dogs cannot give "consent" whether they are awake or not. This means that any sex with a dog would be rape. No? Help me, I'm confused over here
>>718691614
I don't need GBP for anything
>>718691743
People 50 years in the future still won't think fucking dogs is ok, just like how people 500 years ago didn't think it was ok
>>718691878
Ok stop Klona-man. I hate myself for that joke anyway.
>>718691934
Spanish is a shit language anyway.
>>718691878
My secret list.
>>718691894
Not a black list indeed.
>>718691988
can I have your points then? :o
>>718691614
You are mean and you pass around people's nudes.
>>718691649
And you didn't think that perhaps a dude bragging about the dogs he's having sex with would be a social outcast?
Don't trust the konata. He's a spic and also a beaner. Legend has it that he is even a wetback.
>>718691743
You still would be. Even if we keep spiraling down the road of degeneration.
Sanity is not statistical.
>>718691973
dingus
>>718692013
i know but i would prefer to finish this grade
>>718691934
No es bueno, senor.
But seriously, that sucks; sorry to hear it. Were you doing well in that class before or is Spanish not your strong suit?
>>718692013
I'm only jesting you cutie
>>718692023
I can't wait to find out <3
>>718692081
only public nudes
I sent you a few personal dick pics tho :o
>>718692129
el dinguso
>>718691797
>>718691883
Obviously dogs can consent and trust me, it will be legal in 20 years or less. They already formally legalized non-penetrative bestiality in Canada.
People like you would've hated gays 50 years ago too. Despite the fact that I treat my dogs like queens and they eat better food value than most people in the US, you still pretend to care about animals when your daily breakfast sandwich hurts them more than sex ever could.
How exactly does bestiality hurt my dogs and why do you pretend to care about it so much?
>>718691988
It's normal and widely accepted in some cultures. Used to be huge in most of the ancient societies.
>>718691934
Que pena. Quiza para la proxima te pones a estudiar en lugar de perder el tiempo con personas desconocidas en internet?
>>718692023
Good to know.
>>718692081
New to thread, don't know all the personalities. Especially didn't know how much truth there was to his words.
Wasnt this board supposed to be anonymous?
>>718691974
Well dogs don't exactly have rights, so it's kind of a deep question
>>718692039
No, fuck off
>>718692242
Just because niggers in mud huts do it, doesn't make it ok
>>718692149
Learn a second language at all isn't my strong suit. I'll stick to the language I already know tbh
>>718692227
taco burrito
>>718692273
I didn't understand that
>>718692242
How can they consent? You could have raped your dogs into submission and you wouldn't know.
>>718692242
Come on dude
>>718692336
it is
>>718692401
taco ball :o
>>718692359
why would you just hoard them?
>>718692227
I think you already know!
>>718692229
Amazing pictures as always, Rei!
The nice thing about cuties wearing a scarf is that they often bring presents!
>>718692273
No problem!
>>718692227
You... did? I don't think you did.
>>718692273
He probably has a very traumatized little doggo in his basement. He is very sick in the head.
>>718692242
If it wags its asking for it.
>>718692554
Post stache
>>718692554
are you saying you want it? :o
>>718692501
are you off work already?
>>718692401
Maybe if you studied more that wouldn't be an issue.
>>718692554
I'm still not entirely sure he does what he claims. Though I don't doubt that he has the desire to.
Guess who it is
>>718692359
Dogs need better rights if you ask me. More than food animals.
>niggers in mud huts
Rome, Sumer, Babylon, Greece, Mongols, ancient Scottish societies, the list goes on and on.
It's going to become legal in first world countries. Just like it did in the old days
>>718692403
Well they seem to seek it out and get jealous when they don't get any. They also face sit, flag their tails, or lick each other down there when they want to communicate their mood. It really couldn't be more obvious but I understand you may not be exposed to that aspect of dog behavior if your only experience is with neutered sexless dogs.
>>718692554
My dogs are healthy and happy and I probably spend more money on each of them than you are making in total.
>>718692628
Yup, off until Sunday.
We'll have to make good use of this downtime because I'll have a busy week!
>>718692129
True true. I failed school so I don't know much about finishing shit.
>>718692227
>el dinguso
That made me laugh.
>>718692336
It is anonynous.
>>718692672
Anonymous.
>>718692622
Can you handle it?
>>718692628
Nah sorry, not into 3inch beaner dick.
>>718692671
>disire
Right, and it's not very hard to get a poor doggo to rape.
He can't run, he can't tell, he can't do shit. And if he dies there will be another one.
>>718692794
Sure thing, Bill.
>>718692403
Lel
>>718692499
yo quiero Taco Bell
>>718692671
I'm not going to use Spanish outside of high school so I really don't care
>>718692696
If a woman gives you "fuck me" eyes and all the signs of wanting to fuck, it isn't considered consent until she verbally says yes.
And yeah, I know, dogs and women are different, but the point is that you can interpret the signs as much as you want, you can't know for sure unless you're in the dog's head.
>>718692696
>citation needed
It won't be legal, because dogs aren't people and therefore don't get rights equal to people
>Go to take a bath
>Hot water won't run
Why must I suffer?
>>718692696
>Rome, Sumer, Babylon, Greece, Mongols, ancient Scottish societies
Yeah and they also stabbed people for random bullshit, fucked little boys, sacrificed living people and a whole lot of other shit. They aren't exactly pillars of morality
>>718692900
Technically correct, you fucking nigger
>>718692932
it's 4 -_-
>>718692900
gracias amigo
I'm a real spanish expert :o
>>718692859
I'll be free later maybe
>>718692953
yo quiero tu
>>718692953
I get what you're trying to convey, but I can't think of a realistic situation where someone might think "damn, I wish I wasn't bilingual".
>>718692932
Speaking of spelling.
But yes, I completely understand what you mean. I guess there really isn't anything we can do about it, though.
>>718692501
I want a cutie to bring me a present.
>>718692981
This is some feminist fucked up version of consent
If you ask before making a move shes gonna say no even if she want it, because girls are pussies(even figuratively).
>>718693237
I could bring you a hug ._.