Do you like tard stories, /b/? >me >first year of high

>>718680936
Bump

keep em coming

>>718680936
TL;DR

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come on. type faster

>>718680936
Cmon dude, I'm putting off going to work for this

>>718681744
>TL;DR

Can't read that little bit? Kys. At least you had dubs

Blump

>>718680936
impressive green txt op. continue

>Next day
>middle of the classes
>breaktime
>suddenly a commotion on the middle of the corridor.
>(being pretty tall is useful) I can see the supertard trashing around the small normal looking tard girl like she's a soccer ball
>no time to lose
>Ask the fastest guy in our class to draw the attention away from the girl
>He owes me so he does. Bitchslaps the supertard, then runs away
>Supertard follows him. God bless he's not cut out for running
>rush in to help the girl.
>She's in shock and crying
>bleeding from nose and mouth
>rush her to the nurse.
>nurse clogs the nosebleed, Bleeding from mouth was just a cracked lip. I'm glad.
>"Thank you for the help. What happened to the blonde guy?(the sprinter that owed me)"
>(well aren't you polite)Don't worry about him. He's pretty fast on his feet. I'm Rodney
>She jumped a little, like she got scared
>If only I could meet the parents of the supertard, I'd punch them
>"I'm sorry, I just really dislike this name. I'm Ann"
>A bully? You must hate him a lot. Why won't you try to change school, or something? Try to escape from him
>"I tried."
>She pulls up her long sleeves
>Scars
>all around the arms
>"I've tried to commit suicide, and for that I've been sent to the school for mentals. I can't change school because I'm under the care of the curator."
>Feels so bad
>I only signed up for this collaboration project because I could get away from him. And he's here too.
>She's crying. Nurse is mad/10. I'm mad/10.
>I'll try to do something about him.
>You can't. He's too strong and the only one who can control him is mr. Annony(name of Sarah).
>Nurse: I'll be here if you need help. Come by anytime, you'll feel safe in here(absolute bro)
>I'm ready to do anything
>The Supertard Security Password will be mine.
>I'm comming for you, Sarah.
>I leave the girl in nurses care and leave the infirmary.
TBC

>>718680936
Moar

>>718682780
tfw u get mad at supertard for being a tard. u r da real tard. tard.

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MOAR>>718682780

Baaaaamp

where is more???

>>718682780
Kindly awaiting.

>>718683832

you say you're kindly waiting but you don't seem so kind to me

>Immediately, I can hear a loud screeching noises
>the chase is still on.
>my friend's still running
>holy shit.
>Sarah's trotting behind them, unable to catch him.
>I stop her
>call the police for fucks sake. He'll kill him
>I can't he might really do if he sees the police
>Are you serious
>for fucks sake sarah, Wrong job for your posture.
>I know. I'm sorry.
>she starts crying
>oh for fucks sake a tard wrangler gives up
>its on me now
>Blonde Flash makes another lap. See him approaching me. He's sweaty all over, He wont he able to sprint for much longer.
>Now or never
>I low kick him in the legs as hard as I can
>surge of super intense pain
>I can't do anything but lie down in pain.
>Super tard falls over, hitting his head so hard it makes loud bang, like you would drop a bowling bal on marble floor.
>lies there, not moving
>its over.
>He starts moving
>It's not over.
>He stands up.
>I see the blonde flash between the legs of supertard
>He's crying, pale and horrified expression
>You owe me again.
>I smile.
>Time to commit an hero
>commit an hero by supertard

Nice story OP.

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>>718684217
10/10 poast

>He pounces at me
>before he lands, I make 180
>lying on my belly, terrified
>flourish of the fist hits
>I feel like muslim woman, being rocked for fun
>pain is unbearable
>Sarah is dragging him by shirt
>Screeching sounds are too loud.
>He cant hear her.
>Stops screeching just for long enough to let sarah say the password:
>I can hear it loud and clear
>but I wont spoil it now. I'll keep it for later.
>He immediately stops, makes his colourful routine and leaves
>Sarah gets to my sides
>Rushed to hospital
>dislocated neck vertebras
>ruptured liver
>broken in ribs
>perforated lungs.
>wake up week later.
>I can see suicidal girl, my mom and sarah on my bed side
>I paid the price.
>It is time for beckoning
>the tard password is mine
>I will not be afraid to use it.
>Let the end begin.

>>718684217
Go on ffs

Bumperiono

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>>718684443
Dont buly me

nice one keep on!

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Don't let the thread die OP

OP is the twist that you're the tard because you're writing style is so impossible to follow you must be brain damaaged

>Suicidal girl is crying.
>Sarah is crying
>leaves the room crying, calling my father to tell him I'm awake
>Suicidal girl hugs me
>surprised, but a little bit happy
>suddenly pain
>shit ann, stop it hurts
>She jumps, instantly lets go. hides her face behind palms and keeps repeating I'm sorry
>suddenly get hugged from the blind spot
>doesnt hurt.
>its blonde flash
>holy shit thanks, man. I'd be dead if not for you.
>no homo tho
>he starts laughing
>I ask what happened when I was out.
>Nothing happened to tard because tard laws.
because how can you call a 3 weeks of a suspension a proper punishment
>I know the password
>Blonde flash puzzled face, suicide girl confused, Sarah twitches slightly
>"Rodney. Please dont. He's special."
>It's too late Sarah. I don't care for what you say. I will turn his life into living hell.
>There is place for only one Rodney in my school.
>Only one.
>and this place will be mine.
>let the plotting begin.

>>718684991
Shut mouth u the tard, tard

>>718685091
you're a tard tard tard

Don't let it die

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>>718685091
GTFO of /b/ you 8 year old.

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>>718685041

POST MORE f

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>>718685367
throw some ylyl to keep from 404

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bamp

What happens, I invested my time into reading this, I must know

>>718682780
Sounds like a low budget anime.

BUMPIIIIN
FO FUCK SAKE DONT LET IT DIE
LIVE
LIVE FOR ME
SOMEONE GET THE DEFIBRILATOR

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I think i know who you are talking about
>Pic related

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>>718685487

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Dumping Tard pasta in the meantime

Rawr XD

FFS pretype and post faster

F5

bumpbump

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>>718685041
This is such b8, there's no way he was hospitalized and nothing happened to the tard.

>>718680936
Interested

bump op please

Honestly feels like a retard is typing this whole story out. I've had to reread so many different parts just to try and figure out what the fuck is actually going on.

>>718685730
tards get the sympathy card so basically one could murder a family and not get in trouble
much like blacks

>>718685768
ar u rtardod

>Month later, walking is back, I can straighten up, as post-op scars dont hurt as much anymore
>still, I'm excused from PE
>Absolutely perfect.
>Now I have the time for preparations.
>but first thing first.
>time to visit ASG club.
>I ask them for a bit of favor.
>They are reluctant, not exactly happy with my proposition
>I call Ann to prepare herself, tell her she needs to be beautiful.
>There she is.
>holy shit ann
>9/10
>Actually has tits.
>She spins around
>actual ass.
>mfw
>this will work. It must.
>Next day I bring Ann,
>The club is confused
>I show them my scars
>Wow, I heard about that, what were the damage
>tell them range of damage
>they look disgusted by my evil alter-ego
>Still reluctant
>then please meet ann
>They suddenly turn into betas, omegas even.
>Hello. And why is Ann here
>Ann, can you show what the other me did to you
>she rolls up her sleeves
>They look furious.
>Accepted for my plan.
>The first step is complete. Time for step two.
>I'll be the title of your final chapter, my evil counterpart
>the time to use the password is comming.

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>>718685883
Pre type the fucking story next time asshole..

>>718685487
Because it is, except it's even shittier
Only reason to stick around is because you're already invested feelsbadman

>>718685883
>says mfw
>no pic

Is the password "Reply to this post or your mom will die."?

man take a class on how to write a fucking text, got to read twice before I understand ...

>>718686140
Lel

>>718686190
10$ on this

>>718686190
no it's reply to this post or your mom will get fucked by blacks and then die

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>>718685883
Forgot picture
>Time for phase 2
>actually not,
>phase 2 is over.
>Sarah resigned.
>Couldn't be trusted anyway
>1 week pass
>Monster returns in few days
>time is running short
>Very VERY troublesome phase 3 undergoing, but doing steady progress
>Ann is dressed up fancy every day, whenever I need her
>She recruited other tards.
>Blonde flash is also helping.
>It will be-
>oh fuck.
>Its Sarah.
>Comming out of the teachers room
>Hello Rodney
>um hi.
>Are you busy?
>a little bit yes
>(fuck off will you)
>I need to talk to you
>(are you an esper)
>I follow her to empty classroom
>its looking grim
>I think its over.

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>>718685883

Wtf is ASG

Finish I must know time time is limited at work!

>>718686190
Oh

>>718686276
thats dark

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>>718686190

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>>718686289
Let me guess. Then we got on the floor and walked the dinosaur.
Faggot

inb4 dinosaur

>>718686474
Lol

inb4 cliffhanger

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Bump

inb4 op turns into even more of a faggot

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>>718685463
on it

Inb4 Spiderman

>>718686601
lost

inb4 OP sucks Sarahs huge cock

>>718686190
fug

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>>718686601

QUICK

OP will never return

Did you fuck Ann OP?

inb4 ambush

>>718686739
>suicide xD

Inb4 supertard rapes OP

>>718686811
Lmao

Any slower OP?

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>>718686752

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This story sucks

Have to work on assignment. But I'm laughing at Tard stories instead. Awesome

>>718686289
>Very anxious
>Free classroom
>(are we going to bang or what)
>I can see that you are hard at work
>Dont stop me Sarah. I'm almost done
>What are you talking about
>you know what I'm talking about
>no I dont
>she covers her eyes
>lost for words
>oh and its "mr. annonly" for you.
>are you the new teacher?
>yes I am. PE and sex ed
>holy shit.
>no swearing. Not that I care.
>alright.
>leave the classroom
>blonde flash is waiting out
>what did she want
>nothing
>good. I've managed to ask last class for the help. We're ready.
>actually
>mr. Annonly, are you good with sewing?
>Hm? I'm decent, I've made this dress myself
>cute formfitting dress. Adds her one point
>Then can you do this for me for the return of the evil me?
>explain what I want
>also one for Ann and Blonde flash.
>what are you plotting anon
>You'll see.
>handle her 40 euro for materials
>blonde flash gives another 40
>total bro/10
>Ok, it will be ready by then.
>perfect. Time will come.
>The only thing to do is to get ready.
>The password is going to be used.
>End is Nigh.

>>718686891
Fuckin kek

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>>718687031
I need an adult

>>718687031
I'm so confused.
Is Sarah a tranny or something?

OP types slow

>>718687085
this is tard stories and YLYL not feels you fuck

Ffs

>>718687031
Fuck cunt. Do you even english?
This tard story reads like someone with no knowledge of the english language.
Seriously. After you finish your shit story. Do the world a favour and hang yourself

the sarah in classroom thingy had no fucking sense

>>718687300
For real!!

>>718687218
>Sarah
>Mr.
>What the fuck OP...

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>>718687031

WTF I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON

I SWEAR ON ME MUM IF THE PASSWORD IS "REPLY TO THIS THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN YOUR SLEEP" THEN IM FUCKING COMING TO YOUR HOME AND BUTTFUCKING YOU, OP

It's taking forever and it's damn near impossible to follow

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>>718687405

Are we witnessing fresh pasta in the making?

>>718687367
i know right?

I'm more curious how the pass word gets used, all it seems to do is make the kid cycle emotions and clam down, not become a zombie slave or anything.

Come to the point of your story OP.

somebody archive this

Laptop is going to die, someone better cap this nonsense if it's even worth it. I swear if op says secret word is something about a pet dog or hamster or some shit I'll hang myself in dolly's tree

Inb4 OP keeps delaying it by going "oh ya I'm gonna use he password soon"
OP is cucking us all

It's time
>I'm ready
>I open EVERY WINDOW in the hallway.
>like EVERY single one
>Entire classes are waiting in the hall.
>The tard bus is comming 7:40. We have time before lessons
>ASG club shows up
>Full riot suits, armed to the teeth with fake guns
>They removed orange tips just like I asked them to
>proud "POLICE" on the bulletproof vests
>Tell them where to wait.
>also did you bring the stuff
>they did
>holy shit its comming together
>lets dress up
>me and yellow flash are ready, we look completely norma,
>Ann leaves the locker room
>cute frilly dress
>she's blushing
>shame its gonna get ripped but oh well
>sacrifices must be made.
>I'm standing on the top of the stairs, Bill willson pose, waiting for my bane
>ann on one side, blonde flash on the other.
>The Tardbus arrives
>Tinytards quickly enters the building, runs for their respective classes
>The beast comes out
>It is the time.

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Me trying to understand this fucking moronic story

Inb4 Dinosaur

>>718687595
Im screencapping, no worries, anon. Make me some space on the tree just in case.

If it doesn't finish in this last one I'm giving up

what? is mr annoly the password? annoly-analy? inb4 buttfuck threats are what scares supertard

>>718687687
Complete bullshit

rip story has no end

I sense bullshit here...

OP your thread sucks. Learn to write better.

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Mfw this better not be bait.

>>718687687
>Ann leaves the locker room
>cute frilly dress
>she's blushing
>shame its gonna get ripped but oh well

She gets banged or what?

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>>718687687
This is so fake xD nice try OP

OP its a fuckin asshole

>>718687777
Took you this long?

>>718687777
the qads has spoken

>>718687687
So we're just casually breaking the law in greentexting now

This is one of the gayest stories I've read in a long time. You're such a shit writer as well, are you sure you shouldn't be on that tard bus instead?

>>718687687
lost hope this is real when kids come out impersonating police and with fake guns, unless this was 40 years ago there would be a shit storm happening already.

>>718687777
You made this all worth it

Wasn't Sarah the girl with the fat ass to begin with? Why do I feel like it keeps bouncing back between both her and Ann? OP can't keep track of his own story

>ITT: Another newfag doesn't know how to properly green text a story.

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i don't understand anything

>>718687909
Newfag

>>718687773
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact"
>>718687777
Nice trips though

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>>718682780
>The Supertard Security Password

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ITT: How to fuck up greentext and babble like a tard

>>718680936
YAAAAAS

>>718687902
No it is totally real and shit.

>>718687826
>xD
Literally kill yourself kiddo. Go back to your facebook fap thread you fucking insect

>>718687979
Doubles has spoken

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IM SO FUCKING CONFUSED

>>718687979
Meant Quads, I'm a yard who can't count

>>718687979
op is still to stupid to write an proper greentext

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>>718680936
The Screeching Spud (part 1)

>Be me.
>9th grade year.
>Walking down main hallway back to class.
>Enter the spud (and boy is this kid huge) with the wrangler.
>Unbeknownst to me, he has a disorder that makes him screech. I literally had no idea he was a tard until I passed.
>"EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
>Whatinthefuckjusthappened.jpg
>The sheer force of his yell and my fear jolted me into the wall. I almost died of shock for >God's sake.
>Wrangler looks at me and says "sorry, thats his way of saying hello".
>Tfw...

>>718687773
>>718687777
I guess you people have never read the disclaimer at the top of the page. Pointing out that this is probably fake won't earn you any points.

>>718687687
Last chapter
>And then we all walk the dinosaur

>>718688052
Nice try retard.

>>718687689
Cossac sammy agrees

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>>718687777
them quads

>>718681744
fag l2read

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quick synopsis of OP's story.
>password!
>must have password
>Get password
>ill use the password
>the time to use the password is soon
>just wait guise ill use the password
>but wait.. theres more! posts that will say he will use the password soon.
holy fuck end it already

>>718688145
Girl how

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>>718680936
The Screeching Spud (part 2, The Spudinator):

>Be me.
>Remember that spud who almost made me shit my pants? His name is Ryan.
>I'm eating lunch with my girlfriend, and the tards have a reserved table in the cafeteria.
>Ryan decides he wants to go get a bag of chips from the snack bar. Alone.
>Error 404: Wrangler not found.
>I looked over at where he was and noticed that the chip racks were empty.
>GodHelpUs.jpg
>His arms go into a failing fit as the woman at the cash register tells him that they're out of chips for the day.
>His screech fills the cafeteria, mind you this is a 4A school (it's fucking huge), and everyone goes dead quiet.
>Wranglers run over.
>Spud sounds like a damned fire siren at this point.
>Throws wrangler off of his arm into a damned rail.
>Police officer tries to calm him down, then has to restrain him because Ryan doesn't.
>Ryan breaks free of the officer with massive tard rage.
>Takes three more wranglers to take him down.
>TheNextDay
>He's back in school like nothing happened.
>Contractor comes and fixes the dent in the rail...

>>718688145
I need this source

End you story in the next post OP

>>718688225
prolly george rr martin posting

>>718688248
with much eternal bleeding

>>718682780
this is epic.

Spoiler op is the tard, and other people are playing into his tard fantasy.

>>718688291
>eternal

>>718687031
He probably means Mrs or Ms Annonly or some shit, that's all I could get out of it. He's basically asking Sarah (previous tard wrangler and new teacher) to sew some shit for them.

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I just posted the best thing ITT