i just got home from work and have worn a menstrual cup (pic related) all day.
wanna see how much clothy blood and mucus i have collected over the day?
here's the boobs.
i strongly advice any sensible sould to immediately leave this thread. this is going to be way more disgusting than i tought. there are tissue bits in and brown goo galore.
damnit, i already cleaned it out.
here's the pic anyways.
happy vomiting guys
i just got it and have been using it for 2 days.
it's fucking great. it's comfy. i almost forgot i had it in. you don't have to think about changing it troughout the day since it can take up a LOT more blood than a tampon.
i'd say she should definitely give it a try.
i also had zero leaking
Thank you for not making female washrooms even more disgusting. As a guy who cleans them for a living, women are fucking pigs who will put their nasty period shit wherever they fucking feel like.
yeah, kind of gross
the cleaning is a bit yucky, but it's also very fascinating to see how much blood you collevted and what else is in there. it even has lines to see how many ml's you menstruated
i knew it would be awesome
sadly, i'm sure some pigs would find a way to dirty up the bathrooms with cups too
the blood isn't the gross part. see those pink bits? they are flesh. and the brown goo is rotting blood or so.
i think the fact that it's period stuff is enough for a trigger warning, since we have quiet a bunch of underage virgins here
At this point I'm basically sexually aroused by menstrual blood.
> Gf on the rag
> She's hornier than ever
> Blood makes good lube
> Little chance of preggo so I cum inside
So now just seeing her spotting I get insta-boner from the association. Still not really up to performing oral, though I'll definitely play with her clit if it's not visibly got anything on it.
my bf actually asked me to sit on his face whilst bleeding the last few times...
i once did it but i felt really gross
i agree though, makes for good lube. idk about cumming inside since i got an iud anyways
Actually gagged. Fucking women are disgusting. Why would anyone stick their fucking dick in that bloody chamber of filth?
My GF isn't on birth control b/c it causes sever migraines and she's afraid of the iud, so we've practiced NFP (basically you take the time/duration of each period and factor in things like body temperature and it tells you about when ovulation occurs) for a few years and used condoms during the window when she ovulates.
>Why would anyone stick their fucking dick in that
Feels good, man.
fag detected. Pic related, it's you.
because i feels SO GOOOOOOOD
meh, there's no reason to be afraid of an iud. i got a copper one, so zero hormones.
the only side effect i have is what you see in this thread. it takes a bit longer for the blood to get out completely, so periods are longer and grosser. but that doesn't bother me very much
Who the fuck said I was in the closet? Openly a gayfag you fucking inbred retard.
Why so mad, fag? Come into this thread to try to make your brain damage seem legitimate and that people should join you in it?
Peddle your fudgepacking elsewhere, homo.
>implying he is pretending to be straight
biochemist here. I know hemoglobin uses ferrous iron. Sure it can have a metallic taste. But the fact that it's metallic enough to have that smell too just makes it worse. I imagine rotting fish and metal. So like, Japanese fish or some shit.
oh come on. that friend must be a real pussy.
what they do is the open up the cervix to insert the iud.
to do so, they have to take a clamp and clamp the walls of your vagina.
when they do that, they tell you to cough (which disrupts the transmission of pain trough the spinal nerves for a short moment). you might have slight spotting after and maybe a bit of lower belly aching, but it is DEFINITELY bearable.
i even got one that they hook inside the uteral walls and i am still alive.
if she needs to, she can also take some painkillers before
Literally zero fucks given. They are welcome to mock being a gayfag all they want. It's /b/. Anyone who's feelings are hurt by some retard over the internet doesn't belong here. Literally everyone on here is fucked up beyond repair in their own ways.
I like both. That's what bisexual means, you nincompoop.
the fuck? slap a rubber on it and stick your dick in.
it crossed my mind. problem is, i only have one period left. i have an appointment to take out the iud. iow, i'll soon be pregnant. but that would supply me with loads of gross stuff too...
Anal requires lube and unless you like shit-dick, you have to take into account potentially needing to clean up before hand and consider when you last ate. When I bottomed, I would space my meals a certain way specifically for that reason.
With vagina, 99% of the time, I just stick my dick in after some foreplay and that's all that is required. A butt nearly always have more required.
> biochemist here
oh shut the fuck up faggot. youre a biochemist but you dont know what blood smells like? calling bullshit.
also have you never had a nose bleed?
or had a busted lip?
do you literally live in a fucking bubble
I get that. But it's fucked up. Just randomly bleeding every month and everyone's totally cool with it.
>oh it's all good guys. my eyes just bleed once a month. It's normal.
I mean it's not random, there's a biological mechanism behind it that I understand fairly well, and it's just about as biologically old as shitting, so I don't really see it as being that strange.
Yes and yes. Obviously it has a metallic taste. But I've never been able to smell the metal. Being a biochemist literally has nothing to do with the physical ability to smell blood.
And you feel free to call bullshit. You can run up and down the streets with that telling your entire city. Doesn't change anything.
In my experience, the only time a girl would need lube is if she's not really in the mood, is anxious or self conscious or otherwise distracted, is not turned on yet, etc. Most of the time I can fix all of these by giving oral, though in the case of a period, it's rarely a problem.
I'm sure some girls do have problems with lubrication for some reason, I've just never personally experienced sleeping with a girl who is both (1) turned on and (2) not distracted/anxious/self-conscious but still can't get wet enough for sex.
I understand that. But in a hypothetical world, you mean to say that if humans had to shed the first few layers of the mucus membrane of your eyes every 28 days so people just randomly started bleeding from their eyes in the middle of a conversation.
Would everyone just be chill?
if it serves the purpose of procreation and has always been like that, yes.
but you would probably have to wear sunglasses all the time and know roughly when you're about to start eyebleeding and have eyepads with you then.
but then, sure
Midwest. You close? We can throwdown.
Yeah, if our species had millions of years with that phenomena, it would be relatively chill.
I say relatively because many people *still* are not totally chill with periods. Like there's a whole bunch of weird shit that orthodox Jews have to do when they're on the rag, like they're considered unclean or something and have to consult a rabbi to read their underwear. And other guys are often really squeamish for some reason.
Personally, I just see blood as being intrinsically less gross than shit, and everyone accepts shitting as normal and every guy seems to want anal, so idk why blood is such a huge deal.
If you have a girl can you post nudes here?
>At the office with sunglasses on.
Nah it's all good. I'm not hungover or anything. I'm just on my period.
Wrong. Classes don't start until Monday.
>here anon I can't time stamp as wife's in room and she not know of my tardism
>note that last nights load is starting to bubble
I did it once while hammered. I was livid when the missus told me the next morning. She found it hilarious
deal. theres no backing out now.
Damn right. I'll leave in like 45 minutes though. I am still drinking coffee.
Secretly feed it to your wife. Put it in her food.
Why would you be livid the next morning, after it's already over? I mean if you didn't care while drunk, and you're sober and not doing it at the time that you're sober, what's the point in being upset?
>no I have a normal life and a job but I am a tard in my heart
Last year on holiday I met another tard and his wife and we pretended to have torretts for the last two days it's cash
Maybe 5 times a month when wife is on period
Leave lid off and store in a warm place most of the liquid dries up and leaves a super consentrate of cum
No it don't smell too bad
The amount of candles and air freshener she has makes it impossible to smell anything but them
unshowered af and spread. just for you
since you don't give me anything to work with, here you go
>you have to do one better than than your partner
>I called a waiter a paiella Jew then screamed six million and one every few minutes
We were asked to leave and never paid for the meal as everone else was in disgust even after my bud says he has torretts and repeatedly said sangria slit while twitching
The girls just looked at us in shame while holding back the laughs
mkay. like this?
view from above
here you go. sorry for the horrible quality
ok. now the question is, so you want me to rub myself on you or so you want me to tease you and hoover right over you so you eagerly have to reach out to suck on my clit?
keep the watch. how about we just "consume the marriage" and skip the rest?
today, OP was disgusting af but i still jacked it to her
any other requests?
i got this one?
as you can tell, i'm pretty fat and thus don't like to expose my belly
Great shot! You're definitely not fat. Plus some of us men prefer "thicker" more voluptuous women, so please feel free to show off you're entire body. You're a woman in every sense of the word and should feel comfortable showing off the real body you've been blessed with.
Also, how 'bout dat ass?
yeeeah... i have seen your fat women threads.
i have some older pics on my phone if you want some
i don't eat my period blood... anon pls
well, what else would marriage be good for than have really fucked up sex with some added security that your partner won't just get up and leave?