i just got home from work and have worn a menstrual cup (pic

>>718678847
sure, show us your tits first tho

>>718678909
they have been all over b so many times. it's no fun anymore

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>>718678847

Sure...

>>718678909
>sure, show us your tits first tho
I concur

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>>718678847

>>718678960
Fine, then do a before picture of tits, picture of cup, then after picture of your tits with the cup emptied onto them.

>>718678847
if i could menstruate, i'd totally wear a diva cup.

and just pour it all into the trash can and leave it next to the sink to dry just to spite my insecure dad

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here's the boobs.

i strongly advice any sensible sould to immediately leave this thread. this is going to be way more disgusting than i tought. there are tissue bits in and brown goo galore.

>>718678847
Only if there's a time stamp

>>718679069
i'm almost done with my period so it's sadly not much liquid blood left

maybe next month

>>718679627

damn. those are some big tits. great nipples

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>>718679662
damnit, i already cleaned it out.

here's the pic anyways.

happy vomiting guys

>>718678847
My gf is thinking about getting one of those cups instead of using tampons. Would you suggest it? Pros/cons?

>>718679778

ewww

I can almost smell it from here.

>>718679778

Is it easier to handle with the cup, or?

Top thread.

>>718679896
i just got it and have been using it for 2 days.
it's fucking great. it's comfy. i almost forgot i had it in. you don't have to think about changing it troughout the day since it can take up a LOT more blood than a tampon.
i'd say she should definitely give it a try.

i also had zero leaking

>>718679778

Thank you for not making female washrooms even more disgusting. As a guy who cleans them for a living, women are fucking pigs who will put their nasty period shit wherever they fucking feel like.

>>718680070
That's awesome. I'll show her what you said. Thank you!

>>718679901
yeah, kind of gross

>>718680001
the cleaning is a bit yucky, but it's also very fascinating to see how much blood you collevted and what else is in there. it even has lines to see how many ml's you menstruated

>>718680062
i knew it would be awesome

>>718679778
>posts a few blood drops pic
>trigger warning
>on /b/

jesus you're such a fucking newfag kys

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Eww... This is why tampons

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>>718679627
Nice! Bring on the blood!

>>718680080
sadly, i'm sure some pigs would find a way to dirty up the bathrooms with cups too

>>718680191
no prob

>>718680203
the blood isn't the gross part. see those pink bits? they are flesh. and the brown goo is rotting blood or so.


i think the fact that it's period stuff is enough for a trigger warning, since we have quiet a bunch of underage virgins here

>>718679778
At this point I'm basically sexually aroused by menstrual blood.

> Gf on the rag
> She's hornier than ever
> Blood makes good lube
> Little chance of preggo so I cum inside

So now just seeing her spotting I get insta-boner from the association. Still not really up to performing oral, though I'll definitely play with her clit if it's not visibly got anything on it.

>>718680234
it doesn't make it any better just because it is smeared on a tampon. you're just not tempted to take such a close look at it

>>718680396
my bf actually asked me to sit on his face whilst bleeding the last few times...
i once did it but i felt really gross

i agree though, makes for good lube. idk about cumming inside since i got an iud anyways

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>>718679627

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>>718679778
Actually gagged. Fucking women are disgusting. Why would anyone stick their fucking dick in that bloody chamber of filth?

>>718680567

My GF isn't on birth control b/c it causes sever migraines and she's afraid of the iud, so we've practiced NFP (basically you take the time/duration of each period and factor in things like body temperature and it tells you about when ovulation occurs) for a few years and used condoms during the window when she ovulates.

somehow i really like the idea of posting bodily fluids and the like on b. maybe next time i will post the cum that dripped out of my pussy or something like that

>>718680762
Found the closeted faggot

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>>718680762
>Why would anyone stick their fucking dick in that
Feels good, man.

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>>718680762
fag detected. Pic related, it's you.

>>718680762
because i feels SO GOOOOOOOD

>>718680766
meh, there's no reason to be afraid of an iud. i got a copper one, so zero hormones.
the only side effect i have is what you see in this thread. it takes a bit longer for the blood to get out completely, so periods are longer and grosser. but that doesn't bother me very much

>>718680823
Or you could post how wet you get :D

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>>718680923
>closeted

Who the fuck said I was in the closet? Openly a gayfag you fucking inbred retard.

dafuk

>>718680762
i used to eat out my gf while she was on the rag all the time,bro. you should try it.. shit is cash yo

>>718680998
well, i could keep using the cup, even after my period is over and see what i can collect over a day/night. that way i could observe my cervical mucus.
neat idea!

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>>718681018
Why so mad, fag? Come into this thread to try to make your brain damage seem legitimate and that people should join you in it?

Peddle your fudgepacking elsewhere, homo.

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>>718680923
>>718680981
>implying he is pretending to be straight

>>718681080
doesn't the metallic smell of blood make you gag?

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>>718681129
>implying

>>718681147
at first, sure. but its an acquired smell

>>718680996
>no reason to be afraid of an iud

Isn't there some amount of pain involved with that? Her friend got one and said it was excruciating so now she's scared of it.

>>718681147
It has a fucking metallic smell too? Jesus fucking christ.

>>718680080
fellow custodialfag here. Can confirm.

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>>718679778

>>718681252

Ausfag here about to go clean public showers/tiolets.

Can confirm.

Wish me luck bros.

>>718681250
How do you think blood is red? Iron, son.

>>718681250
i actually busted out laughing at this. you reallly do have to be 18 to post here

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>>718681018
I'm bi. Fuck them gay haters.

>>718681332
>>718681334
biochemist here. I know hemoglobin uses ferrous iron. Sure it can have a metallic taste. But the fact that it's metallic enough to have that smell too just makes it worse. I imagine rotting fish and metal. So like, Japanese fish or some shit.

>>718681248
oh come on. that friend must be a real pussy.
what they do is the open up the cervix to insert the iud.
to do so, they have to take a clamp and clamp the walls of your vagina.
when they do that, they tell you to cough (which disrupts the transmission of pain trough the spinal nerves for a short moment). you might have slight spotting after and maybe a bit of lower belly aching, but it is DEFINITELY bearable.
i even got one that they hook inside the uteral walls and i am still alive.
if she needs to, she can also take some painkillers before

>>718681534
have you never tasted blood, anon? really? whoa

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>>718681377
Literally zero fucks given. They are welcome to mock being a gayfag all they want. It's /b/. Anyone who's feelings are hurt by some retard over the internet doesn't belong here. Literally everyone on here is fucked up beyond repair in their own ways.

>>718681377
oh that generic interior

>>718681377
yeah nah, if you're a dude and fuck dudes, you're gay. Don't lie to yourself by trying to pretend you enjoy pussy. Suck a cock faggot.

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>>718681677
Agreed.

>>718678847
>could you be a sweetie and save all your blood in bottles kinda like jizzmas ?
It will give you fame on /b/
It's gross but cool

>>718680762

As opposed to the ass, out of which actual shit comes?

This coming from a bi guy who has experienced both, a vagina has less cleanup and prep required most of the time.

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>>718681730
I like both. That's what bisexual means, you nincompoop.

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>>718681880
>prep

the fuck? slap a rubber on it and stick your dick in.

>>718681846
it crossed my mind. problem is, i only have one period left. i have an appointment to take out the iud. iow, i'll soon be pregnant. but that would supply me with loads of gross stuff too...

>>718682007

Anal requires lube and unless you like shit-dick, you have to take into account potentially needing to clean up before hand and consider when you last ate. When I bottomed, I would space my meals a certain way specifically for that reason.

With vagina, 99% of the time, I just stick my dick in after some foreplay and that's all that is required. A butt nearly always have more required.

>feminism

>>718682197
nope, sorry

just a gross hoe

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>>718681534
> biochemist here
oh shut the fuck up faggot. youre a biochemist but you dont know what blood smells like? calling bullshit.
also have you never had a nose bleed?
or had a busted lip?
do you literally live in a fucking bubble

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>>718681880
I get that. But it's fucked up. Just randomly bleeding every month and everyone's totally cool with it.

>oh it's all good guys. my eyes just bleed once a month. It's normal.

>>718682127
Yeah do it anon it will be a first in /b/ history plus it will fuck with the normies

need more tits

>>718682167
Is that with pretty much all women? I thought a lot of chicks still needed lube even after some foreplay.

>>718679778
I'd totally drink that

>>718682167
I like a lill nug in my japs eye
If you fuck an ass just go bare back

>>718682331
i could make a daily pic of the stuff that comes put of my vagoo after giving birth.

i'll definitely start collecting mensblood again after the baby. you will remember me /b/

>>718681677
wrong
im perfect acutally

>>718682290
I mean it's not random, there's a biological mechanism behind it that I understand fairly well, and it's just about as biologically old as shitting, so I don't really see it as being that strange.

>>718682419
Ikr? Sensible people are rare nowadays

>>718682419
yum...

>>718682341
there are dozen of threads with loads of boobs. mine aren't any different

i'd rather suck 100 dicks than go anywhere near that

thanks for making me gay

>>718682265
Yes and yes. Obviously it has a metallic taste. But I've never been able to smell the metal. Being a biochemist literally has nothing to do with the physical ability to smell blood.

And you feel free to call bullshit. You can run up and down the streets with that telling your entire city. Doesn't change anything.

>>718678847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aekiMlGQDLY

>>718679778
I'd use this as lube

>>718682568
de nada my love

>>718682384

In my experience, the only time a girl would need lube is if she's not really in the mood, is anxious or self conscious or otherwise distracted, is not turned on yet, etc. Most of the time I can fix all of these by giving oral, though in the case of a period, it's rarely a problem.

I'm sure some girls do have problems with lubrication for some reason, I've just never personally experienced sleeping with a girl who is both (1) turned on and (2) not distracted/anxious/self-conscious but still can't get wet enough for sex.

>>718682464
>awsome
I have a little tub with moldy cum in
I keep it near the radiator to grow
Thankfully my wife has not found it as yet Kek
Hope it goes well for you all the best

>>718682652
i want to hit you anon, where do you live?

>>718682502
I understand that. But in a hypothetical world, you mean to say that if humans had to shed the first few layers of the mucus membrane of your eyes every 28 days so people just randomly started bleeding from their eyes in the middle of a conversation.

Would everyone just be chill?

>>718682752
i want to see your wife's face when she discovers it

>>718682752
i need a pic...

>>718682843
if it serves the purpose of procreation and has always been like that, yes.
but you would probably have to wear sunglasses all the time and know roughly when you're about to start eyebleeding and have eyepads with you then.
but then, sure

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>>718682764
Midwest. You close? We can throwdown.

>>718682863
It won't be good
>try explaining that Kek

>>718682843

Yeah, if our species had millions of years with that phenomena, it would be relatively chill.

I say relatively because many people *still* are not totally chill with periods. Like there's a whole bunch of weird shit that orthodox Jews have to do when they're on the rag, like they're considered unclean or something and have to consult a rabbi to read their underwear. And other guys are often really squeamish for some reason.

Personally, I just see blood as being intrinsically less gross than shit, and everyone accepts shitting as normal and every guy seems to want anal, so idk why blood is such a huge deal.

>>718682843
>peoples eyes start randomly bleeding once a month
sounds fucking metal

>>718679627
>advice
advice is a noun you illiterate whore
you mean you strongly advise
also nice tits

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>>718682127

If you have a girl can you post nudes here?

Thanks OP

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>>718683005
>At the office with sunglasses on.
Nah it's all good. I'm not hungover or anything. I'm just on my period.

>>718683028
say it's an experiment to grow penisciline you saw on youtube

>>718683021
im in louisiana, meet me half way?

>>718679896
Leave...

>>718683080
we can talk again when you have perfect german grammar

also thanks

>>718683113
I'm central Illinois. We could meet like somewhere around mid/northern Arkansas.

>>718681119
How to spot a newfag 101

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>>718683319
Wrong. Classes don't start until Monday.

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>>718682903
>here anon I can't time stamp as wife's in room and she not know of my tardism
>note that last nights load is starting to bubble

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>>718680396

I did it once while hammered. I was livid when the missus told me the next morning. She found it hilarious

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>>718683282
deal. theres no backing out now.

>>718683418
can't stop staring

how long have you been breeding this

>>718683112
>she thinks I only use PC for my taxes and music Kek

>>718679778
>>718679627
I'm so hard right now!

>>718683570
are you a redneck in general or are you just a tard online?

>>718683418
looks like creme fraiche
also thanks for the pic

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>>718683484
Damn right. I'll leave in like 45 minutes though. I am still drinking coffee.

>>718683634
i'm glad i could cater to your fetish

any other disgusting things i can do for you?

>>718683526
Since last Feb
I did a thread near last Christmas but got spammed by normies and new fags

>>718683719
post a pic of that stank ass puss of yours?

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>>718683719
Secretly feed it to your wife. Put it in her food.

>>718683719
show your bloody pussy

>>718683775
one year?
how's the smell?
why is it not more? do you not jack it that often?

>>718683465

Why would you be livid the next morning, after it's already over? I mean if you didn't care while drunk, and you're sober and not doing it at the time that you're sober, what's the point in being upset?

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>>718683418

>>718683813
>>718683834
probably not bloody at all atm, but could use a shower, yes

>>718683257
its ok we dont need to talk, in fact you dont even need to face me

>>718683869
numales

>>718683955
post is anyways come on

>>718683654
>no I have a normal life and a job but I am a tard in my heart
Last year on holiday I met another tard and his wife and we pretended to have torretts for the last two days it's cash

>>718683965
thank god

>>718683955
than show your unbloody pussy, and your asshole (befor showering)

>>718684019
i bet your wifes were thrilled...

>>718683662
It's 100% cum
It's a salsa tub

>>718684060
you brought this on to yourself, anon...

>>718684031
although id prefer to cum on your belly, so youd need to turn round at some point

>>718679778
I can stand scatporn but not this
This is truly disgusting

>>718679627
Hey OP those tits are god tier. Can we get more? Why hasn't anyone asked? Period tits are the best tits

>>718684270
i know you want to gargle it

>>718683862
Maybe 5 times a month when wife is on period
>Pro tip
Leave lid off and store in a warm place most of the liquid dries up and leaves a super consentrate of cum
No it don't smell too bad
The amount of candles and air freshener she has makes it impossible to smell anything but them

>>718684315
they are full frontal nude. what else could you want?

>>718683885
Cause it's fun
>I like to do dumb shit while I'm high witch is evernight after work

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>>718684060
unshowered af and spread. just for you

>>718684416
Moar!!!!! They are glorious

>>718684771
yeah, what angle? also, should i leave the timestamp or wash it off?

>>718684747
i would pound your pussy so hard

>>718684824
Doesn't matter but make the nips nice and hard if ya can. Thanks

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>>718684771
since you don't give me anything to work with, here you go

>>718678847
feet pls

>>718684079
Yes
>rules are
>you have to do one better than than your partner
>I called a waiter a paiella Jew then screamed six million and one every few minutes
We were asked to leave and never paid for the meal as everone else was in disgust even after my bud says he has torretts and repeatedly said sangria slit while twitching
The girls just looked at us in shame while holding back the laughs

>>718679627
>more disgusting than i tought. there are tissue bits in and brown goo galore.

Is this your first menstrual cycle ever?

>>718685137
>>718684747
you def deserve to get fucked and eaten lol

>>718685137
Your the best!

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>>718685101
mkay. like this?
view from above

>>718684747
masturbate for me

>>718685266
first time using menstrual cup and i also usually have more of just the fresh red blood. the tissue is new

>>718685414
pic bent over, pussy from behind plox
>since we wont be facing each other ;)

>>718685414
You have great tits. Thanks

>>718679778
Weird how I'm in the bathroom and as soon as I saw it I smelled blood

Are you a wizard (eh no wizard reaction pics)

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>>718685418
like this?

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>>718685496
here you go. sorry for the horrible quality

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>>718685779
yes, yes i am

>>718686683
are you a teacher.....? you look kinda familiar

>>718686522
>>718686591
>>718686683
that looks delicious.
do you have kik or snap ?

>>718686937
pretty possible you've seen me here before

>>718686989
thanks!
no i don't

Op I love you. Will you marry me?

>>718687388
yes

Post a time stamp. I don't believe you until then.

>>718687621
you have eyes and fingers to scroll, right?
in case you don't

see here
>>718679627

>>718687745
Sit on my face.

Clearly i will have to use my British charm

>>718687494
Cool, I dont have a ring or anything but I got a cool watch you can have haha

>>718686683
Dear diary
Today, OP was not a faggot, it was incredible

>>718687745
Woah. An actual internet whore. Are you one of those weird women that cook with their menstrual blood?

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>>718687834
ok. now the question is, so you want me to rub myself on you or so you want me to tease you and hoover right over you so you eagerly have to reach out to suck on my clit?

>>718687863
keep the watch. how about we just "consume the marriage" and skip the rest?

>>718687923
today, OP was disgusting af but i still jacked it to her


any other requests?

>>718685414
Holy shit! Nice perspective. How about some full body nude shots. Face, too, if you're not shy.

>>718687986
not till now. and probably never. but hey, i'm not a psychic, so only time will tell

>>718688214
OP, See:
>>718688235
Thanks!

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>>718688235
i got this one?

as you can tell, i'm pretty fat and thus don't like to expose my belly

>>718688235
oh and no face anons. i might be a whore but i'm not COMPLETELY retarded

>>718688463
Do you have kik ?
I promise I will only use it rarely OP

>>718688463
Great shot! You're definitely not fat. Plus some of us men prefer "thicker" more voluptuous women, so please feel free to show off you're entire body. You're a woman in every sense of the word and should feel comfortable showing off the real body you've been blessed with.

Also, how 'bout dat ass?

>>718688560
i have never used it in my life. mea culpa

>>718688463
do it

>>718688281
Don't tell anyone you do that. Its disgusting and cringey. And Im almost certain that people would stop talking to you.

>>718688688
A shame, you are really sexy OP

>>718688463
really nice !

>>718688560
*VIRGINITY INTENSIFIES*

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>>718688680
yeeeah... i have seen your fat women threads.

i have some older pics on my phone if you want some

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>>718688740
i don't eat my period blood... anon pls

>>718688901
just so fucking perfect !

>>718688214
Id agree but what fun is marriage if we just "consume". Plus id probably not last very long lol

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>>718689119
well, what else would marriage be good for than have really fucked up sex with some added security that your partner won't just get up and leave?

Its hilarious to see a woman on /b/. Every one loses their mind.

HURR MAYBE I HAB CHENCE WITH WOMAN BCUZ SHE ON 4CHAMP.

Op is just an attention whore. Id ruin your career.