Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>718660995
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Rei.
>>718667652
Shoops.
Louise reporting home from work!
>>718667557
Why's that awkward?
>>718667594
Because you're super subby around me!
>>718667619
Aww, where's the Chara that wouldn't stop thanking me gone?
>>718667652 (Yohane)
Not for you maybe, but for me
>>718667773
That ones in discord!
>>718667773
Because I'm not good with gay stuff! Penis is not my natural habitat.
>>718667843
I guess I'll accept that.
>>718667619
-wonders why being warm under the blanket is a shame- 0.o
>>718667818
eyepatches look gross
>>718667773
I so am not.
>>718667920
>Penis is not my natural habitat.
And thus, the biggest lie in history has just been told.
Off to open the building I go.
I mean has waifu become a gay hookup thing? Christ on a bike.
>>718667920
Then you need to learn! Embrace the faggotry!
>>718667978
You have a crazy person as a waifu
>>718667977
Oh, because I wanted to talk to you
>>718667920
Well, you could also like accept that now you're a faggot
>>718667987
Do you want me to prove it?
>>718668090
-sits beside you and looks up.isn't going to bed yet, ish soon-
>>718668085
is that a bad thing?
crazy is a big word tho
>>718668136
Oh, nice. So what did you do all day?
What's your occupation?
>>718668209
Heya Sameji!
>>718667987
I'm sorry, not everyone is accustomed to liking stick as much as you.
>>718667992
I'll just stick to doing whatever my penis tells me to do. Hopefully that will lead me to a girl+girl threesome some day.
>>718668090
I mean, is it *really* gay to fuck a guy dressed as a girl, you mistake for a girl while drunk on new years?
>>718668289
Was it point of no return or did you realise before the stripping started? Because on option is fucking super gay.
>>718668252
-is thread cleaner.-
>>718668209
Afternoon Sameji.
>>718668289
Your penis can't really give you directions in the moment though. Like, it's not going to guide you through pleasing another penis.
>>718668252
morning
>>718668289
>not everyone is accustomed to liking stick as much as you.
i think he can only drive it, he's pretty bad at licking them
>>718668485
it's 7am
>>718668373
I figured it out after almost an hour+ of grinding on him inside a club, at that point it was like, "well, can't really say no now"
>>718668485
I'll figure it out okay! You don't learn how to please another penis over night. I've been honing my skills with vagina for years!
>>718668547
s a v a g e. I don't think mako can drive them either though ;^)
>>718668166
I suppose crazy isn't in itself a bad thing, but Rin isn't a fun flavor of crazy, past the common route.
Actually a bit of a let down. Played KS when the common was all that was available, and Rin was one of my favorites, now she's far and away my least favorite of the KS girls.
>>718668625
Yeah that's gay. At least you used the term 'him'.
>>718668547
Maybe in the past, sure.
>>718668625
Have you really though?
>>718668625
i don't think he can drive at all if we're being perfectly honest here
>>718668742
no, here in a civilised nation that's what time it is
O-Okay I guess I'll just work on my computer in silence
>>718668709
I mean, I should be saying her out of respect. I'm not sure the term they preferred though. Dressed like a girl, looked like a girl. Not like I knew em'.
Obviously I'm joking about none of it being gay, though.
>>718668742
I've been told I'm pretty great, alright.
>>718668771
>someone that can't drive
That's just disgusting to think about, honestly.
>>718668896
Hi how are you?
>>718668771
Oh well fuck you too.
>>718668896
Did I somehow miss you again?
>>718668958
I'm not sure I believe it.
>>718669003
I'm doing okay. How about you?
>>718669019
Eh, I don't stand out all that much~
-yawns and curls up on the floor-
>>718668958
he's been in 2 accidents in the last 3 months or so
>>718669019
wow, r00d, do i need to call up my superior army?
>>718669082
sachi pls go
>>718669081
Nah I'm just tired and really really bad at it. How's it going?
>>718669116
I've really got nothing here, do I? All we have is haggis...
Welp. Im on the minecraft server now.
>>718669019
Well you're not Eri, so your opinion doesn't matter!
>>718669116
I know. Rip that beautiful vehicle.
>>718669193
-doesn't know what a sachi is-
>>718669295
\^_^/ -builds nordic longhouse by the water to fish in and raise cats-
>>718669267
you could always try to arm your many sheep
>>718669295
maniac
>>718669318
it's a big miata
>>718669081
Happy then sad then shitposting.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rurx5WSbgIA
>>718669267
It's...going. More than a little worn out. But on the bright side my heated slippers got here today!
How about you?
>>718667991
We can hookup Anon.
I promise I'm not gay.
>>718669318
Yeah but that's not even fair.
>>718669358
I think that's more Wales?
>>718669364
I'm good! Super sleepy, but good.
>>718669388
Me neither.
-falls asleep on the floor, dreaming of kitties playing in a meadow in the full of spring.-
<3
>when you crushing on a girl but your normal day consists of visiting a weeb image forum that is overrun in porn so every girl who even remotely looks like the girl you crushing on reminds you of her
>>718669358
I'm honestly just really disappointed she drives a miata.
>>718669579
How isn't that fair?
>>718669639
That's gay yo
>>718669579
i thought it was scotland?
>>718669676
it's an rx-7, but it's the convertible, so it's just a big miata with an inefficient engine
>>718669601
We could do not-gay things.
Like drinking coffee together.
>>718669676
Because like anyone compares to her.
>>718669729
Wales is more famous for sheep. Scotland is haggis, whisky, bagpipes and kilts.
>>718669358
I have a wheat, cow, sugarcane, chicken and tree areas. Ill be working on an underground automated KFC machine.
>>718669781
I drink the manliest, straightest coffee. Flat white.
>>718669729
Sounds like a miata to me.
>>718669846
Well there's also Xidaidai, who's still 10x better than her... But you're kinda cute too no homo.
>>718667653
I claim all of you faggots waifu's.Only to kill and rape the dead bodies
>>718670051
Happy 13th birthday.
>>718669846
welp, you all have to live under the same stupid government, so
>>718669859
lemme know how that goes
>>718669978
sounds worse than a miata to me, it has a wankel, so you have to get together with other wankel owners to compare notes, and touch butts
>>718669978
That's pretty fucking gay
>>718670108
We'll be free one day! You'll see!
>>718669579
That's good! Any reason you're keeping yourself up?
>>718670282
Well it is daytime here, so I kind of should be awake. Not like it's because I'm talking to someone or something.
>>718669898
I actually drink Cappuccino most of the time, unless in the mood for a plain Espresso.
I've never had a Flat White.
>>718670172
I'm like the straightest guy in this thread right now.
>>718670282
She's being gushy and gay with some girl.
I should go to bed soon, gotta wake up in 4 hours.
Eg reiste i minnet
Tilbake til isen som fødde meg
Kjenner varmen frå pusten som tødde meg
UruR
>>718670375
That's certainly an understandable sentiment!
>>718670483
I know exactly who she's being gushy and gay with~
>>718670483
I mean that's honestly not saying much.
>>718670554
I need to fix my sleep pattern a little anyway.
>>718670617
I really gotta...
Speaking of, it's 5:30 AM!
So I'm gonna give up on this computer, it has defeated me.
G'night, everyone!
>>718670468
Ristretto is more my thing if I have straight espresso.
>>718670815
Night!
>>718670617
I'm used to being the straightest guy in the room, sadly.
>>718670815
God damn, that's early. Night!
>>718670879
Dude you're one sucked dick away from becoming s full faggot.
Claiming
Really enjoying those withdrawal symptoms right now, anyone got any tips to make them be not as shit, besides taking more ofcourse?
>>718671071
Until I do that I'm not gay though. It's all good.
>>718671162
Keta.
What'll it be now mister mole
Whisper sloth in curls of smoke
Take a back seat
Or play pharaoh
Dance with me
And shake your bones
Slow down
It's a science
He's been waiting
To bring you down
Snake eyed
With a sly smile
He can hold you
And shake you child
Leopards laze each
On plush pillows
Slender capes
Of red and chrome
Paperback dreams
In their deep doze
Twitch their toes to
Black mambo
>>718671213
You're still pretty fucking gay.
>>718671264
That's not something that can be proven with photo evidence. You don't know me.
>>718649753
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little misogynist? I’ll have you know I am a transgender MtF person and I’ve been involved in numerous demonstration for the rights of non binary people and I have over 300 different sexual orientations. I am trained in man hating and I’m the top trap in the entire US. You are nothing to me bust just another gender. I will misgender the fuck out of you with precission the likes of which has never been seen before on tumblr, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with spouting misogyny like that over the Internet? Think again, rapist. As we speak, I am contacting my tumblr friends across the entire globe and your account is getting targeted right now, so you better prepare for the storm, rapist. The sstorm that wipes out the pathetic misogyny you call your life. You’re a fucking white male, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and I can misgender you in over seven hundreds ways, and that’s just with existing genders! Not only am I extensively trained in man hating, but I have access to the entire lbgt+ community and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable misogynist ass of the face of the contincen you fucking cis scum! If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t and now you’re paying the price, you fucking white cis male. I will shit furry all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, rapist.
https://soundcloud.com/lilypichu/whatthefuckdidyousaytome
>>718670524
>>718671354
I know you pretty well, you faggot.
>>718671222
I would try to get some but everyone around here just sells weed, which I am a fan of, the next guy I trust and know that his stuff is good, is like 40km away so that will not work.
Might as well just fuck it and drink some more
>>718671435
What?
>>718671431
Dude lilypichu is cute as fuck.
>>718671463
Then you'd know I like cute dangerously underweight white and asian girls with flat chests.
>>718671500
TAKE THE TRIPTO, NORMUHN JAYDUN
>>718671576
You forgot to mention the dicks.
I'm back my friends!
>>718671431
>mfw my SJW copypasta
10/10
>>718671717
m8, Xidaidai is one of dickless girls I'd be okay with for life.
pic related, not too lewd I hope. my 3d waifu.
>>718671735
Welcome back!
>>718671809
hey!^^
>>718671809
One of the few, huh?
>>718671968
Anya is cute.
>>718671968
Well when compared to the like 3 billion something girls on the planet, that ain't half bad.
FUCK IM STILL AWAKE. Going to bed, night!
>>718672065
She is.
>>718672067
Night!
カラミチーマス
>>718668131
You won't.
>>718668289
>Implying implications
Pretty good setup for a first few hours on the MC server.
Claiming Asuka
INITIATING LIFE SUPPORT FOR THE THREAD!
BUMP!
Hey everyone! How are you all doing? >>718672644
You are so very clearly a sub. It's cute!
>>718672644
I could though, and you know it.
>>718673813
I'm good! You?
>>718673771
*Flatline*
>>718673813
DUBYA TEE EFF! I AM NOT! WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE GET THIS IDEA FROM?!
>>718674017
You wish.
>>718674203
WE HAVE THE THREAD BACK!
>>718674198
shut up fagbag, you don't know shit!
>>718674198
Ohoho, do you want me to try?
>>718674280
Fucking cunt, swer on me mum.
>>718674311
You won't. I know you.
>>718674017
I'm pretty good thanks! Decided just to chill out today since I'm kinda tired and the weather's shitty. I'm having a pretty lucky day today so far, seen a woodpecker and a jay in the garden, and now I'm gonna play some Killer Is Dead.
>>718674198
Oh I don't know, maybe from the fact that you're blushing right now and smiling to yourself?
>>718674606
U wot
>>718674606
Only because I promised not to.
>>718674613
Killer is Dead is pretty good, from what I remember. My flatmate really likes the developer, so I think I've watched him play some of it.
>>718674606
fucking faggot, swear on me dad
>>718674820
Your partner kisses girls, like a faggot
>>718674820
It's a pretty fun game, with really good gameplay. The combat system's really satisfying.
Suda51 is great, I absolutely love No More Heroes and Killer 7. The one annoying thing about this game though, is that when you're on the start screen, and it says "press start", you HAVE to press start, and it just really bugs me that I can't press X.
>>718674613
YOU CANT PROVE THAT IN THE SLIGHTEST!
>>718674782
You heard me.
>>718674820
<3
>>718674942
>Having parental figures
SWER ON ME NUN
>>718675064
https://youtu.be/Qd64zf6N9QI
>>718674942
Such a fucking faggot.
>>718675007
Have you had the chance to play Let it Die yet? It's his latest game, and it's free-to-play on PS4. It's super fun, though it's probably the least Suda51 of all the games I've seen him make.
>>718675064
<3 You are still a huge fucking sub and should admit that.
Best type moon claimed.
>>718675064
>having godly figures
SWER ON ME SATAN
>>718675177
oh, let it die is already out on PS4? damn...
>>718675193
Heya! How's it going?
>>718675232
Yeah, it's fun but it makes me super super salty. It's like a roguelike thing that reminds me of Dark Souls in how it plays? Really fucking difficult.
>>718675177
Ohh, I've not heard of that! I'll have to play that!
>>718675064
Just admit it, being a sub is wonderful!
>>718668656
Common route?
>>718675452
It is really fun, it's probably the game that I've played the most recently.
>>718675313
Nice, sounds like fun then. I'll try it out.
Hope it also released in europe
>>718675582
Common route is a visual novel term which refers to the story path before any actual branching happens. During the common route, you usually make choices that dictate which branch you'll go down.
>>718675718
Well I live in Europe so it better have.
>>718675129
On mobile reeeee!
>>718675177
I so am not. I'm a Dom, totally.
>>718675193
Ayyyy Shiki. Came in just as I was heading home.
>>718675232
>Religion
SWER ON ME FEDORA
>>718675452
NO PROOF REEEEEE!
>>718675874
Totally, I'm the one that wants to be tied up and turned into your pet, not the other way around.
>>718675873
Oh, thanks.
I was a bit late to the whole KS party, so there was always the full game available for me..
I can barely open it these days without getting a terrible case of the feels, but I really wanted to play Rin's route. Is she worth it? (No spoilers please)
>>718676067
I've never actually played KS, I just remembered the term from when I played Rewrite. Every other VN I've played branched quite wildly from the start if you did it properly.
>>718676217
Nice, maybe in six months when I'm out of school and can afford a good cry and 3 days straight of depression I will boot KS back up and try that.
Piano holo..?
Omg.. ze waifu tred is ded..
best waifu ever
>>718675949
Exactly! I'm glad you understand your place.
>>718676515
Yeah, I don't play VNs much for that reason.
>>718677628
Totally, though apparently I need to teach you yours.
Claiming Tanya
>>718678092
W-Why whatever could you be talking about?
>>718678567
Stealing tanya
>>718678614
After all, you're obviously getting ideas you shouldn't be.
>>718678567
What's she from?
>>718678704
I don't get what you mean, are you insinuating I'm wrong?
Claim
>>718679031
Maybe a little.
>>718679302
Wrong it what way?
>>718678673
NO WAIFU STEALING
>>718678704
Youjo Senki - Saga of Tanya the Evil
Husbando > Waifu
Ending thread with a lewd