Well /B/, I fucked up. A blackmailer got my dick with face in

kill self

>>718646643
How old are you?

i'm sure your family is aware you have a dick. don't pay, take the hit, then don't fuck up anymore.

Post an even better pic and blackmail him to delete the one he had previously for the new pic. Now he doesn't have the pic to blackmail you with. Problem solved.

>>718646643
how did you let him get your dox?

>>718646758
18 and may kill self

>>718646823
that made me chuckle, cheers anon

tell him to see you in a place and then talk to the police to say that someone is blackmailing you, just think of trapping him in some jail years

>>718646863
Probably through reverse image search, I reused my FB picture

Gain access to all media in house i.e emails facebooks

>>718646791
this, unless your dick is tiny. if you're underage report him to the police since they take underage matters very seriously.

if the pic looks good/flattering just ride it out, you might get some positive attention from some cock hungry sluts

>>718646643
dont worry, nobody actually believed you were a woman anyways... they were just being nice.

nothing will change especially since obama made it legal for you to use either bathroom you want, you go girl!

>>718646877
Dude, its just your dick. But get the fuck off kik and grow up. Kik is for losers and little girls.

>>718646643
Why do you care so badly that they'll see your dick? Or were you fapping to a little kid or something like that scumbag we caught a few years ago?

>>718646643
How about you just let the shit release?
I almost got jumped on camera.
The only people who are going to keep bringing it up are people who you didn't like in the first place.
Your real friends will laugh WITH you.

>>718646877
>oh no my family will see that I sometimes shlingle my shlongle
Get over it, flat out tell your family what's happening and move on
Can't blackmail you if no one will be shocked by it

>>718646877
unless they have a video of you beating off to kids, you are blowing this out of proportion you drama queen faggot. posting your hard-on online isn't unforgivable. you'll be embarrassed but it will blow over.

>>718646643
it's just your fucking dick you fucking fag, what is the problem? your family have seen your dick for your first years of life, both your mother and father it is nothing new to them.

if i were you i would tell the blackmailer to fuck off. or hell if you know them go fuck them up, mentally or physically

take a hit, post the dick pic yourself and some other embarrassing pics and say you got hacked the next day

Three options:
>this shit is bait.
>OP is a legit pussy.
>OP is a pedophile.

>>718646643
dude justy relax and decide if the people that mean most to you have respect for you.... and would your dick lose that respect

Don't pay anything. Try not to care about it and let him do it. The ones that care about you will understand that you made a mistake or would not believe that it is you.
But if he posed as an underage girl and you sent him a dick pic the screenshot of the conversation will fuck you up

Maybe his pee pee is a tiny baby pee pee?

>>718647472
OP here, can confirm I am a pussy

>>718646643
unless your sucking someone else's dick, who is gonna care? Even then, no one is gonna give a shit. What is going to happen he'll stalk you and find where you work, then call your employer? Um... hello, I have a picture of your employees dick!... Ok? Jesus think about this for a second. If I were you ask to meet him so you can pay his black mail, then beat the shit out of him. What he is doing can make him go to jail. Blackmailing is a serious felony, taking a picture of your dick is probably something the president has probably done. He'll the incoming first lady has nudes that are out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2_Y22ar3rI

>>718646643
So what if they see, it's not like your they're going to download it and jerk off to it. Btw you're a mongoloid for sending dick pics with your fb picture

Feed ur cat the brownie and all will be forgiven my son

>>718647304
actual good advice

>>718646643
Dude go to cops

>>718647304
Not a bad idea.

Wait, did u really sprinkle ur brownie?

>>718647611
When your dick is really small photoshop a bigger dick into the picture (but really good) and falseflag an hack or black ail yourself and when the guy sends the pick out anyway because he realized that his only trump card is destroyed you can claim photoshop on the original. Play smart and don't be a pussy please.

OP tell us the context

Why did you send this guy a picture of your dick, with your face in it?

>>718647814
Because OP ate the hash brownie in the OP picture and was stupid

Good god, OP. Smooth move fucking yourself over raw.

Anywho, >>718647304 , if anything - has a point. Post it yourself and laugh at that fucker in the last seconds of your self-respect's existance.

>>718647304
This is a good one. If you post other porn shit along it it will be more convincing

>>718646643
Why would you care? Embrace that shit.

Well I suppose one alternative that hasn't been mentioned yet is hire someone to dox and ddos the kid? Once you reveal you doxed and ddosed him he won't do shit

>>718648092
Another funny alternative is you could attempt a frivolous law suit. If you can say it was harassment / stalking or slander

Take the hit. It will be embarrassing but maybe you will get some pussy from it.

Wait everyone really, is it normal to sprinkle ur brownie? Such lazy sprinkle fashion too

Lawyerfag here

>Call police say he's trying to blackmail you (which is illegal)
>Sue him for extortion
>get money
>if he releases dick pic it just extends his jail time
>rinse and repeat with different internet perverts until you have no one left to send your dick to
>soliciting someone elses nudes is actually very illegal under the right circumstances and in most circumstances anyways.

Post here dick pic

>>718646643
Want an honest opinion? Own it. Unless you're doing some freaky shit, it's probably best to just own up to it. If your family knows what's going on, I'm sure they won't like, disown you or anything. That, or get the authorities involved. They'll probably give you better advice than /b/. You're an adult, you'll sort it out. Best of luck.

>>718648344
This

>>718646877
>>718648720
Better advice then /b/ Fuck no feed ur sprinkled brownie to kitty, take dick pic with happy brownie fed kitty, post pic here

Its all u got left anon

>>718646877
Literally just stop responding/talking. They'll probably stop caring. And if they don't stop, the worst case scenario is your family sees your peen. Who the fuck cares? A little embarrassing, but that's it.

>>718646643
Just tell them you don't care. If you were cheating or something then it's a different situation ,but other then that it's no biggie. Your family will definitely think it's weird, but they also understand that you're human. If they caught you masturbating it's the same situation, they may not wanna see it, but everyone does it. Tl;dr Tell them you dont care. Fam will understand

>>718649097
Except for the fact that my mom would flip and kick me out of the house. Minimum wage won't get me anywhere but the ground

>>718649447
Why will your mom kick you out for literally showing someone your penis? It sure as fuck sounds like blackmailing is the least of your problems, OP.

>>718646643
Who gives a fuck about your dick? Boo fuckin hoo. Everyone knows you have one. Grow up, you fucking pussy.

>>718649447
kek. i remember being 18.

your mom won't kick you out just because she sees your dongle you tard.

>>718646955
i dont think its possible to reverse image search pics from facebook. ive tried before.

>>718649447
A man with nothing to lose is the most dangerous. Blackmailers control you with your fear, tell them you dont care or just stop paying attention to them.

>>718649804
This.

>>718647075
>Little girls
Well I'm off to kik

OP - take the photo, and photoshop someone else's face onto it

then, if yours gets released, you claim its shooped and release the 'real' one that you created

or post it here and we'll photoshop it for you

OP here. Im on mobile so I can't respond to every single reply.

I'm a T1Dfag. I need insulin. Which is expensive as hell. If I get kicked from the house, I might as well off myself because I wouldn't be abke to afford living. My mom would freak, my peers would probably mock me into oblivion, and I would be disowned by everybody barring my cousin.
As it was said earlier, I can confirm I am a giant pussy.

>>718650186
I'm not pouring oil onto the fire, sorry /B/rother

>>718646643
send the blackmailer his money...

coated in mustard gas.

whats worse?

Being embarassed for a year at most, before everyone forgets about it and you laugh about it later on?

Or having no money, for the forseeable future?

FUCK that blackmailer dude, seriously fuck em. Inform your family, workplace, school and police of what has happened and to expect the blackmailer to try hurt you.
I guarentee everyone will be on your side.
FUCK blackmail dude.

>>718650186
I think this is a great idea.

But in all seriousness OP, regardless, I don't think it's really that big of a deal. I've openly told some of my family members (cause I can have those sorts of conversations without it being awkward, and I have since I was younger than you) that i've sent nudes and shit to girls with no problems. In all honesty, I think they would find the fact somebody is messaging them those pictures, weirder than the fact that I actually do it. Hopefully your family would think the same because 1. It isn't any of their business what you do in your spare time. 2. If they're your family i'm sure they would understand? If not, just explain and be kinda humorous with it.
IMO it really isn't a big deal, but of course I would rather NOT be put in your position. But if I was I think i'd just take the L, not give up any $.

Do you have an average to big dick? If not I wouldn't worry. Post it yourself and say you got hacked.

>>718650352
How fucked up must your dick be to have you worry this much ... Its a dick pic not you fucking a dead hooker/dog/child/another dude get the fuck over it

>>718650352
>my peers would probably mock me into oblivion
What, do you have a tiny dick? And why do you think you'd be disowned or whatever?

>>718650659
It's average, and the mailer started messaging again. Might kms

>>718646643
I've always had the same mentality of OP. being scared of having nudes online and people openly knowing my fetishes and whatever, but I've slowly come to realize that nobody fucking cares.

You with your dick in hand isn't even that bad, it would be something totally different if they, say, saw you in a cockcage or with a dildo in your ass, but you really can just say "I thought I was sending my dick to a girl and got trolled" and that's enough for them to understand.

>>718650728
My mom. She would never ever accept it

>>718650352
jesus what kind of backwards religious family are you from that they'll disown you after a dickpic gets leaked?
Sounds like youre probably better off without them anyway OP.
Except the whole insulin thing. That fucking sucks.

>need medicine to live
>cant afford medecine bc BIG PHARMA like their BIG PROFITS
>only in america

So fucking glad i have decent health care. Im sorry OP.

>>718646791
Yep.. It might suck for a minute, but you will get over it and your family won't disown you

>>718650099
kek

>>718646643
What, your family doesn't know you have a dick? Don't be a faggot, tell the blackmailer(s) to fuck off!

>>718650768
In that case you should kys
Jesus m8 you're 18 everyone already thinks you're fucking everything that moves.

>>718650809
She wouldn't accept... that you have a dick? Or that you take pictures of it? Or that you sent the pictures to someone on the internet? Or is it because the blackmailer is a guy or underage?

>>718650982
That I shared it with other people and got myself basically trapped by a fucking scammer. She would think I'm retarded (which, at this point I am). She would basically cut me off from everything if I were to be at the house

Still OP.
Yeah, I don't know what do to honestly. Anxiety is kicking my nuts so hard I'm sure they don't exist. I don't know what will happen, and that's what really gets me. Call me a pussy, because I am. I'm not messaging or opening their shit, and if it goes south then I burn the bridge. I dont really have any other choice. Who knows, if I live through it I'll have a shitty greentext

>>718651108
I have to say, your anxiety makes less and less sense with each post. You think she'd cut you off, not because of some sort of religious-moral high horse, but because you did something foolish? Is this the first foolish thing you've done? Is she grooming you to run for a senate seat and thinks this'll blow your chances? Is this some sort of next-level bait?

>>718651108
Are sure? Feels like You´re over reacting this shit. It´s just picture of naked body.

Post the picture on your own Facebook wall. Own it. No blackmail problem then just tell everyone it was an accident. All solved.

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18KB, 480x269px

Goodbye OP, better enjoy what moments you have left before the blackmailer sends le dik pic

That or track em' down

>>718651532
I wish this was bait.
I don't know. I'm just scared anon. I don't know if, or who will see it. That's what terrifies me. That, and getting kicked out then not being able to afford my insulin. My mom would be ashamed, and to me her opinion matters more than it honestly should.

>>718652028
Manup you fucking nigger scum. If you think your mum would kick you out for some sexy dick pics then she would have kicked your shitty gay pussy ass long ago. Man up and stop fapping.

cant be arsed to read the thread, but @OP:

there's a show called black mirror.
there's an episode called 'shut up and dance'
it parallels your situation completely. watch it and discover your answers

>>718652028
You have imaginary problems. In some ways those are worse than real problems, because the terribleness of imaginary problems is limited only by your imagination. But in most ways they're better, because they're not real.
Just find the humor in this situation, trust me it's there, and that'll set the tone for what's to come.

>>718652425
This. OP don't be a cuck post an OC original edit of the pic. Make your dick wear a cape or something like that and send this the blackmailer. Mock him into oblivion.

>>718646643
Spam us pictures of your dick!

>>718646643
It's not like your familly will be interested in your dick pics anyways. Just tell them what happened and here you go!

In five years this will be a good bar story.

just let him post it, it probably won't be a big deal with your friends, talk to them telling how bad he made you feel and they'll support you.

>>718652989
I actually got off the phone with the one person that would pick up the fucking phone at this hour. Basically, I'm debating coming clean about it without posting the pictures and just take the damn hit. Depending on the shit storm, I'll update at some point. I honestly am a giant pussy and I've been so anxious and worried that I forgot that Messenger won't auto display the messages. Only the people clicking would see, and family and real friends wouldn't open it out of 'spite' and spread it. Maybe this will be what makes me not be such a newfag at life

>>718647304
>saved guys dick pic on kik
>fuck with him a bit
>tell him im going to share his dick pic
>guy is shitting it
>offers money for me to not share
>letsridethisout.jpeg
>out of the blue guy posts his dick on fb
>tfw guy totally embarrasses himself
>mfw 10/10 keks had

>>718646643
Just go to the cops, they will keep this quiet and no-one will see the pics. Should it get out, you could sue the perp and the police.

>>718653449
OP here.
Ambiguity in my post will be the one thing that might save me a littke flak. That's why I'm not posting the picture.

>>718651108
You aren't trapped if you tell him to fuck off and ignore him. If youre afraid your mother will disown you because you got yourself trapped, not allowing the blackmail to actually happen makes you not trapped, right?

>>718647776
>>718648335
why is sprinkling a brownie so weird? its just adding more deliciousness to an already delicious thing