hey /b/, you ever see a celeb naked in real life? tell us

Winona Ryder. Had sex with her a few times.

Please stop posting my pictures on this website. It is virtually rape.

and please don't leave out details

Dakota Fanning and I lost our v-cards to each other. We went to the same high school. I was a senior and she was a freshman. Still regret letting her go...

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>>718627669
>ITT: Things that never happened

>>718627669
Who talks like this?

>>718627091
Story? How was she?

>>718627669
Bush on Dakota?

>>718627869
Like what?

>>718627942
Nope. Shaved clean before I saw her naked every time.

>>718627907
>>718627091
samefag

>>718628102
good fuck? vocal?

>>718628172
except not tho

>>718627907
She was good. Great body, big boobs, average sex pretty much.

She was pretty cool actually. Enjoyed hanging out and talking with her as much as the sex.

>>718628220
Well, the first time is never good, but I'm as much to blame as she is for that. But after a few months, easily the best sex of my life. No one else I've ever fucked has even come close.

And, yes, very vocal. She liked dirty talk.

>>718628429
what was her pussy like? any kinks?

>>718628675
what kind of stuff would she say?

my dad actually had sex with carrie fisher when she was a cocaine whore

>>718628903
how were the reviews?

ITT:

16 year olds

dumb fucks

>>718628968
never said how good it was tbh lmao

>>718628732
Very nice, had a landing strip but otherwise nice and smooth. I was only with her a few times, so didn't really have a chance to explore any kinks unfortunately.

She was a little quirky personality wise, but otherwise very down to earth and normal. I met her in a parking area after hiking in SoCal, and it was kind of surreal to be honest.

>>718629331
vocal?

>>718626886
I was working in a bookstore where Mary Poppins was signing some books. She was clogging up a hallway with her small entourage and I had to shimmy past her to clock out for the day. I saw down her shirt, good view of one boob.

She was older and it was reddish. But holy shit its mary poppins, I would suck on that shit all night long while touching myself. Can still picture it.

Swear its true

>>718629795
Not really, it was all very mellow and low key for the most part. Moaning and softer sounds definitely, but no dirty talk or anything like that.

>>718626886
Not really a celebrity, but saw David Cameron's wife topless back before he was Prime Minister

>>718630170
you see her alleged fappening pics? can you verify?

>>718630567
how'd that happen?

>>718630567
How many nipples? Nine pink nipples? Was she a sow or a regular ol' pig?

>>718630898
Was out with some friends drinking when one of them said he knew this guy named Sebastian who was supposedly the grandson or something of the Balfour who the Balfour Declaration was named for, and we went to his house, and after more drinks, we went upstairs and he turned off the lights and we looked out the window into the window across the way and she walked past topless. He said she did it every night at the exact same time

>>718630746
I did, tough to tell. Boobs change over time, and I was with her back in 2004. I can tell you that she had an amazing rack when I saw them. The pictures I saw looked like they held up well if they're legit.

The one thing I did notice about the pics were her hands. She had thin and bony hands, and those pics still seem to show that.

>>718630961
It was actually a pleasant enough sight that I would have made looking at the window at that time a regular part of my routine had I lived there

>>718627091
>>718628429
>>718629331
>>718630170

You guys all know this guy is full of shit and lying, right? Riiiiiiggggghhhhtttt? I'm mean nobody is that stupid to believe this lying douchebag, right?

>>718631630
Why would I lie? I don't give a fuck if you believe or not.

>>718631995
i believe you. seen this story before and it never changes

>>718631995

Nobody believe you, douchebag. You're embarrassing yourself with your pathetic made up "I fucked Winona" story. Lol at your life.

>>718632351

Strike that. I guess this idiot does. Two douchebags in one thread. Who would've guessed.

>>718632694
im only seeing one

>>718632368
Funny, I'm not embarrassed at all sport. Two people hooked up, spent some time together, and had sex. One was me, and one happened to be Winona Ryder. It happened whether you believe it or not.

The only one looking like a d-bag around here is you.

>>718633668
I'm Winona Ryder. I can confirm. That should settle it.

>>718633668

I might believe you if you claimed that you sucked off John Travolta in a men's sauna. That I could believe.

Because I'm guessing the only thing that flows easier out of your mouth than lies, is buckets of men's cum, you lying douchebag.

And you are LYING. You know it and I know it.

But you'll just continue to lie about your lie, because you're that pathetic.

>>718634682
I'm not lying. Continually saying that I am lying doesn't make me a liar, but by all means keep at it.

I guess it must frost your ass for some reason, but holy shit you're taking it way too personally. This is a board of people from various walks of life, various ages, various places. It's entirely plausible some of us have had experiences you choose not to believe.

There was a guy who says he fucked Hayley Atwell. Not sure if its true or not but its the best thing I've read here.

>>718626886
I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces a few years back

Went to HS with Olivia munn in OK. Back then she went by Lisa...at a party between junior and senior year she took a couple beer bongs and took a couple hits off the blunt and ended up flashing her tits a bunch, 9/10. Would recommend

I fucked lisa ann. She walked into my gym in midtown manhattan once. Chatted her up and she took me back to her place once we were done working out

Felecia Day is pregnant with my love child.

Dunno if it counts as celebrity, but hooked up w one hit wonder Stacy orrico about 6-7 years ago. Long since she had any celebrity credit so I assumed was just normal broad. Didn't know until weeks later she actually had a hit song. Forgettable sex

>>718636898

I know shes a pornstar but zero chance

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I fucked Brandi Love twice, here in Canada. Not that hard

That Hispanic chic from Lizzie Maguire show--fucked her after a late night w shots and coke involved.

>>718637631
>celeb

>>718626886
Kevin James fucked my dad.

>>718636145
What's the story
Swear I saw this on /b/ once

>>718638825
thread suddenly got weird

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>>718627091
ask her how Will is

Fucked an actress from one of the Star Trek shows.
She was in town for a convention, and I met her at a bar. We hooked up a couple of times before she went back to Los Angles. She showed me pictures of her kid and bitched about her ex husband. Kind of a bitter cunt, but she could suck a dick. Damn.

Saw a great story from a guy who claimed to work wardrobe for GoT (he was gay) had seen the whole main cast naked. Idk if it was real but shit was epic

>>718635503

Okay, prove it then, faggot.

1) Post a pic of yourself from 2004
2) Give me your initials (don't need your name)
3) You exact address where u lived in 2004
4) Where you worked in 2004 plus address
5) And the street and city Winona where lived back then

My brother works in LE and is on duty now. TT him and he sad he'll run the dets though his LE databases. Your details check out I'll post and say I'm wrong.

But guarantee though you won't post shit, because you are a fucking liar

All you faggots that lie on 4chan, this guy is evidently your king

>>718626886
This guy... every fucking time. Unless your name is Tom fucking green shut the fuck up already.

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>>718641209
>seen the whole main cast naked

do you even watch GoT?

>>718627669
Elle Fanning > Dakota Fanning

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Selena Gomez is dating a nigger.

Folder deleted.

>>718641384
this was including Sophie and Maisie.

>>718641769
Wtf is this real?

I've never seen a regular girl naked in real life let alone a celebrity.

>>718642023
this is now a feels thread

>>718630068
This is so fucking weird that it must be true.

>>718642132
>tfw Selena Gomez is my ultimate celeb crush and now she's dating some nigger who calls himself the weeknd.

>>718641856
nice

>>718626886
I once saw John Cusack erupt into the hair of Johnny Depp in a cocain fueled frenzy induced by Hunter S. Thompson.

They all looked deep into my soul and said "the bee pee is the boo poo". I hear them in my dreams now.

Jennifer fucking Lawrence

>>718634682
Does anybody really engage with such shitty trolling anymore? I feel like we all just kind of lost respect for trolls.

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Jenna Coleman at a party in Blackpool in 2004.

>>718642324
apparently Sophie's cunt is covered in razor burn :/

>>718642462
story please. what happened?

>>718642413
It's easy to lose respect for something that gets worse in quality almost by the hour.

>>718641168
What was her name?

>>718642328
My fucking sides

>>718642648
Spock

all trolling aside, i fucked kat the midget. was fun.

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>>718642588
House party, drinking and drugs, Jenna and I took an unforgettable shower together. It felt amazing.

>>718643129
you fuck? she have a brit bush?

>>718641769
so from bitch boy bieber to another canuck drug dealer? girls got fantasy taste in men. skank.

>>718638825
Best and believable so far

She's not a celebrity yet, but I fucked one of the actresses on The 100 when we were in college.

>>718626886
I sniffed Bellamy Young's panties back in 2000.

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>>718643648
>>718638825
Sounds more like 'The King of Kings"

>>718641384
You talking about the chick with a face like a frying pan? Jesus Christ I can smell that stank thru a photo bro, raise your fucking standards will you?

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>>718643490
We had a bottle of champagne with us in the shower we drank out of it, poured some of it on each other had really enthusiastic shower sex and yes she had a perfectly trimmed bush, her pussy lips were completely shaved and her bush on top was full but so nicely trimmed I pulled out just before I blew it and cummed on her pubes!

>>718642413
>>718642626

Not really trolling when some faggot comes on her eand "claims" he banged Winona Ryder, then when you call him out on it

>>718641255

the lying faggot runs away.

I'd call it a "service" rather than trolling. Weeding out the liars as you will.

You're both welcome. No charge. But make sure to tip your waitress.

>>718643850
how'd that happen? how were they?

>>718643980
she loud? what was her pussy like?

>>718644132
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>718643996
I get the feeling that you put way more energy into this than a normal person would.

>>718644021
I gave her a ride to the airport. She hopped out to get her ticket while I unloaded her luggage. After I did that she still didn't arrive so I quickly opened up one of luggage and looked around. On top were two pairs of panties. I sniffed one then the other. Then I zipped up the luggage before she made her way back.

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>>718644132
We tried to be quiet as possible because there were a lot of people at the party. Her pussy was really tight and it's an innie so no roast beef sticking out.

>>718644233
Not all stories posted here are fiction and falsehood anon!

>>718634682
you are weird

>>718643948
stay off the drugs kids, you're replying to the wrong post.

>>718628172
how do you know?

>>718644634
Kek
No kidding bro

>>718644563

Well, I don't have much to do really between the times I'm fucking ScarJo and January Jones.

I'm the father of Jan's baby by the way. Big secret.

>>718644583
One pair was white with little flowers granny panties style the other was all white bikini style. Both had just a trace scent of pussy.

>>718644766

That's 'cause I'm calling this faggot out on his lying.

>>718644766

Still waiting on those dets, faggot

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>>718626886

celebs have the worst tits

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>>718645087
I know that faggot Brooklyn has her nudes.

>>718644766

Yeah, didn't realize I had your IP address, did you.

>>718626886
I used to date the Instagram star curaline

>>718641209
link?

only a local celebrity newscaster here in el paso..... closest i've ever come to fucking a celebrity.

>>718646897
...and i use the word "celebrity" very lightly... it's not like being in a telathon makes you marilyn fucking monroe.

>>718626886
I was at a swimming pool in London with Emma Watson several years ago. One of her lips was kind of hanging out. #RoastBeef

>>718644987
Dets? Wtf are you on about cunt

>>718647405
i think he meant to say "deets," like details... dumb.

>>718646897
was fucking a local blonde milf newscaster here in Louisville for a few years, kinda hush hush, they dont like it when they make the news!

>>718641769
lol white people are weird. Your imaginary fantasy girl, which you will never meet is dating a person with dark pigmentation and you're angry.

Find a real girl

>>718626886
Post more celeb nudes

>>718648841
it's called google bra

>>718647929
lol black people are weird. Your imaginary problems are all caused by white people, whose economic and educational status you will never attain, and you're angry you're on welfare.

Find a real job

>>718648909
Lost my folder brah. Don't feel like getting a virus looking for the fappening either

I saw Nat Fyfe's white arse when he got dacked in a tackle

does that count?

>>718649198
bloody hell.

>>718626886
I ate out an actress who is in movies and stuff. She sucked my cock but was pretty bad at it.

>>718649964
name? hints at least?

>>718648948
Off topic irrelevant and not black.

How stupid do you think you made yourself look.

And how does it feel being socially awkward in real life? At least you're at your prime online right?

>>718626886
The fact that you're asking that question here, of all damn places, makes me pity you.

These delusional, lonely oddballs couldn't even convince the local Down Syndrome girl to suck them off.

>>718633953
Kek

>>718642328
You sir are a god

>>718650424
>you tried

Seen tits from lzzy hale and maria brink after various party nights on ours and their busses.

>>718652287
who's did you prefer?

>>718651609
Tried?

That potato headed eyebrow licker swallowed every drop.

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>>718626886
not really irl but here we go
>be me
>be living with a famous dude
>he dates a famous girl
>go on his laptop one day
>see a lot of win
>imeanalot.jpg
>steal it and spend years beating off
>even crop some so it's not obvious and post in pics you shouldn't share threads
>fappening comes along and think about leak
>chicken out
>while down the line computer packs in
>lost all win
>feel sad

>>718641168
Jo?!

>>718637631
>Kevin James
how much was it?

>>718638265
always had a slight crush on that bitch . tho she couldnt compete with the duff . a threesome would be tops imo .

Used to work for disney's internship program. I saw Chris Evans' dick in the bathroom stall while cleaning. Told him to have a magical day.

I actually got a blowjob from a mid level celebrity years ago but I don't feel like green texting the details just to have a bunch of assholes call me a liar

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>>718655653

>>718649198
>nat fyfe
>does that count

Only in trap threads

Had sex with Michelle Obama last week.
My ass is still sore.

>>718653247
Kaya is naughty,Elliott is a prick who cant drive for toffee.

>>718650219
Is that her parents?

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My grandfather swears he fucked this actress from the original Star Trek and that she told him she'd fucked William Shatner before...

That's right: My father came from the balls of a man who'd once emptied those balls into the same pussy that William Shatner had emptied his balls!

>>718627122

Get off my website or I'll make you wish you were born a man.

>>718656430
She's very naughty from what I saw in the pics.

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>>718656553

>>718648948
except he's not wrong. i'm as white as they come but i know your pussy fat shit neck beard little ass is just jealous of any hot girl crossing the street to get away from you. so you try to anon pick on blacks on the net. pussy.

I fucked Nicki Minaj!

>>718626886
Naked? No. Underwear? Yes. I work at a skydiving center, not saying which one, walked in on carrie underwood getting changed. She has stretch marks on her thighs.

sister of a c-list celeb. does that count?

>>718626886
i dont know why everyone hates her, maybe they are mad jellyfish, but goddam she makes me fucking hard. everytime i see her she gets me hard.

>>718647137
watson clearly isn't beefy.

>>718659613
in indiana

My wife admitted that she gave a blowjob to the wrestler Reid Flair (son of wrestler Ric Flair) once when we were in a tirial separation (we eventually worked things out).

He OD'd a few years later. Moral of the story - You nut in my wife's mouth you fucking die.

>>718659205
*had

No one on /b/ has ever seen anyone naked IRL, celeb or otherwise.

>>718660389

Still a cuck faggot

>>718660389
Such whore like like peace leave

>>718626886
Patricia Clarkson, topless on stage in The Elephant Man.

Not naked, but I fingered minor UK celeb Lauren Laverne back in the 1990s...

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>>718660624
It's like he's trying to speak to me I know it!

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>>718644602
1. describe her tits.
2. list something she said or did that you remember
3. was she acting then?

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>>718626886

Noone will believe me because this is 4chan but I swear..

I was at a hotel in Bondi about ten years ago. I had a lot of beers, but someone far more pissed than me was literally carried into the room.

Pic related. Fucking paralytic and still managed to tell people to get him another beer.

He was sitting on chair and he kind of fell off, then when he was sitting on a step, he flopped his dick out for no real reason.