free brotein
brojob thread
Still doesn't give you any protein.
Still a meme.
CAVEAT: I AM GOING TO GET KOREAN FOOD AT THIS EXACT MOMENT
>>718595130
ill meme you
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>718595130
https://examine.com/nutrition/is-semen-high-in-protein/?PageSpeed=noscript
Korean food is goat.
I will also eat.
>>718595462
You already did.
It was a really good meme too. I could relate to it.
>>718595637
Do you have any idea how much greek yogurt and chicken I could eat during the time it'd take to get that semen?
>>718595770
You have moved the goalposts. Your original claim was that semen didn't provide "any" protein.
how btfo did cnn get
>>718595770
oh okay good to hear
>>718596411
there is wreckage remaining, it is mostly unidentifiable
>>718595000
fucking whore holy shit
Bumping with some brotein.
brb ordering pineapples
Brotein won me over a lot faster than I was expecting. Implied brotein is surprisingly functional motivation
yeah but still
how does one fight with an anus
>>718597981
Mash your anus against the other anus until you win.
Gonna have to start casually dropping the word brotein during friendly conversation. I'll be winning the hearts of my platonic companions faster than.. high speed brotein
>>718598122
how is this possible if one possesses any ass whatsoever
the cheeks will prevent the passage of anus to anus
>>718598228
Double ended dildos can usually help bridge the gap for anus to anus combat.
>>718597930
sauce?
>>718598402
but then you must somehow get the dildo into your enemy's anus first
>>718597981
you gotta defeat the baltimore negros somehow.
>>718598122
Literally top tier strategy
Bust that one out and it's GG evertiem
>>718598514
hentai is retarded
>>718598602
yeah it has an endearingly stupid nature to it.
Cubs? Paws? Kink? Anyone help a smelly bro out :3
Hentai is disappointing
>>718598490
Ah but that's what makes anus dueling so special is the other person must consent to it in order for you to line up said dildo and begin your battle.
>>718598543
It is the way of my people.
>>718598760
any combat that requires consent of the enemy is pointless
I like this thread. The dream of it's participants is crystal clear. Such an iron resolute is quite admirable
>>718598965
Maybe for you but we degenerates are too advanced for such barbaric forms of "non-consensual" fighting.
>>718599185
yeah but that means you lose to anyone who wants to non consensually fight with you
your society is doomed
which it was anyway on account of the ubiquitous homosexuality
>>718599275
>your society is doomed
Your words trigger me, I must go to my safe space where anything I don't want or like can't interact with me.
>>718598760
Surely a superior race. Undoubtedly deserving worldwide integration of these priceless cultural values.
>>718599473
replete with upturned bar stools I bet
goodbye.
>>718595000
I used to bully furfags in highschool. A couple an hero'd. A couple persevered and become the ultimate furfags of all time. Most just realized how fucking obvious society shuns such degeneracy and did their best to be normies.
I'm going to teach my kids to be bullys, both verbal and physical bullies. I don't care how much trouble they get in. I do it for the lulz.
>>718599185
>>718599527
Only the most superior, everyone else is completely inferior and ignorant to the right way to do everything.
>>718599585
Upturned bar stools and thousands of random unscreened muslim immigrants galore in my gay safe zone.
>>718599729
Pbbbbbbbbbbbbt.
I resonate strongly with the philosophy of those who bravely engage in the furious mashing of butthole embrace/conflict
>>718600192
run fatty run
>>718599959
If your kind could just overcome it's immense, thundering homolust long enough to breed a few generations, we'd most assuredly live in a utopian society. Our very way of life would be forever altered by god's chosen practioners of the sacred martial art of butt-on-butt kissing
>>718600994
In case you haven't noticed yet I'm mocking leftist ideology.
>>718601058
I don't know how I feel about this image.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Have some daddy dick
>>718598728
Take a fucking shower then
"My ego won't let me admit when I'm wrong so I'm going to call everyone else elitist, even though I objectively don't do anything with my life to warrant any amount of arrogance in any subject."
>>718601116
To be completely honest I was kinda self indulging in my big stupid world building joke.
I mean you're completely welcome to do... that. I was just busy typing in-depth about my less-than-intelligent not joke.
Oh, and somewhere in there I was casually enjoying the image of two butts pressed up against eachother.
>>718601769
That was a pretty good image, but felt like you were taking it too far.
K
>>718601882
Yep, it's because I was.
Welp, here we are.
Gonna break new ground here and admit that sex with men and their dicks is super appealing to me.
tfw its to late to nuke the thread
Nuke the internet instead.
>>718602212
so what's everyone snackin' on 2nite
>>718599729
snarf post your butt
>>718602974
Looking for dudes on grindr to suck off, but I can never manage to get the balls to go do it.
>>718603312
Well I mean it's not like you'd have any shortage of balls at all if you went through with it.
>>718603312
i could use a good sucking
>>718599650
Im a furfag and i can say that you're doing gods work. Furries who treat this shit as anymore than a fetish need to die.
>>718598514
>comedy gold
>>718603459
True.
The area sucks tho. Only fat indian dudes with uncut dicks that are smegma'd or black guys with "BBC" that are a good 4 inches smaller than me. Then they get all weird
>but u white
>na u fake bro
>white boys arent hung loll
Shits rough. I just want a good looking cock to play with.
>>718603524
You're probably not within 3 miles of me, which is the furthest I'd travel lol.
>>718603749
>>718603927
confirmed
>>718603749
>within 3 miles of me
With that criteria, you may as well walk outside and shout rather than use grindr.
>>718603132
I'm trying to kill Diablo.
>>718604007
>>718604021
I live in the largest city in my state. Pop of 1m so. Plus I live right in downtown, lots of people to pick and choose from.
Can't go to a bar because I'd feel bad for leaving my girl behind while I go fondle cocks.
>>718604167
no post butt
>>718604266
Too late, my balls are sweating and dick is hard. I'm salivating for a nice warm cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQoMXxrmI5I
:3
>>718604374
Fuck I forgot an image, one of the only 32 I have saved. kek
>>718604374
>>718604374
>my girl behind
wut
>>718604374
Fine.
>>718604504
He's a unfaithful closet-case, obviously.
>>718604492
spit it out lil nigga
>>718604504
I have a significant other. She finds girls for us to play with, and we have threesomes. I'm allowed to sleep and play with dudes. She's more of a pet, but still my lover.
>>718604680
tfw stretching my balls and yours still hang lower.
y live
>>718604700
>>718604680
>>718604700
Yeah, I've heard enough.
>>718604833
Always want sum fucc, hell. Before I started antidepressants I was having sex with my ex 3 times a day.
>>718601702
wat
Been looking for a guy to fuck me for a while, but it seems like the only gay guys down here are submissive as well.
>>718604933
>>718605012
>>718604680
>>718604892
Not unfaithful. She sleeps with girls here and there when the situations are right. We're both young and enjoying life before we can't. You never know what could happen.
>>718605070
That's fuckin gay man. I'm gay but I'm not into that gay shit.
>>718605070
Fine with me kappa.
>>718604680
is this photoshopped?
>>718605167
However you want to justify it, buddy.
>>718605167
>>718605196
>>718604767
My balls are huge.
>>718605223
Touch my flat, hairy ass.
> "you never know what could happen"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuhNLx2Zycc
>>718605632
"god dang it bobby"
I've been hearing all sorts of experiences with being taken in the ass that it made me really curious. About 6 and then 3 months ago I had dates lined up with a friend who volunteered, whom I trusted enough to disclose this to (also, he is gay). We had figured out the works, had an entire day lined up and then on the first occasion I chickened out and the second time I had to call it off because of reasons (other than being a chicken).
Fast forward to today... Things have changed and said friend is no longer in viable vicinity. But my curiousness remains, and in fact bolstered with what it could have been like. Alas, I know no one in the area whom I could even talk to about this (heck, I'm not even sure if I want to at this point, I mean... this is kinda fucked up and I don't wanna have him/her deal with my apparently very flimsy nature).
tl;dr pic is hawt, some buttsex is hawt
>>718603312
>Adam Wan fucked a minor.
>Are you okay with jacking off to his pics now?
>>718606566
how minor? there's a big difference between fucking a toddler and fucking a teen.
>>718606566
Idc cause I'm not fucking Adam or his minor
>>718606566
wut
>>718606824
>All we know is it was a minor.
>>718606963
and how do we know that?
>>718607063
>Several sources.
>Including people he knew irl.
al;right roll call
>>718605772
Touch it!
>>718607878
> several sources
alright good enough for me
>>718607969
(you)
>>718607878
> doesn't show any sources
>>718608174
>Please don't stick that up your ass.
>>718608287
why would I? I'm not hitler.
pretty dumpster tier thread unless roy or cait posts again
>>718607878
man you place a lot of significance on constructed social norms
>>718608227
>Fuck off.
>It was on lots of boards before it was announced.
>Im sorry I don't screenshot every thread I see.
>>718608327
>Heh.
>>718608440
your evidence is so compelling.
>>718608440
>*at the time it was announced
>not before
>>718608583
>Also, if you check out some of his recent shit, it's a little disturbing. Cub/Underage? Incest? Cuckold?
>You guys might be into that but not me.
>>718608725
good job, sherlock. we've got him now.
>give me (You)'s I am using meme arrows 4 anomilus
so much is ruined by disgust and contempt.
>>718608966
>Thanks.
>Alright resume posting porn.
>>718609141
Except u.
>>718609255
what does it mean
much more is ruined by niggers and spics.
dom hug me
> letting nigger apologists touch you
nasty
>>718597930
Love that comic
>>718610356
hug me
>>718611823
get the fuck out anonymous scum
>>718611896
i'll fuck your face, faggot
WTF is going on?
>>718612073
that's how you get diseases
> tfw the australian retard appears
abandon thread
I like having more garbage versions of myself, feels good man.
>>718612268
pure virgins like me dont get diseases
>>718612449
you're fooling nobody
who
>>718612819
but I am, anon senpai
thank god that worse than a cuck nibi's not here.
>>718612441
>the australian retard
>implying there is only one australian retard in these threads
>>718613360
nibi is a cuck
a selfcuck
>>718614029
cuck sorta implies they've had sex. nibi's not done that yet so he can't be cucked,
>>718613414
have you tried not being anonymous
you know I hate that shit
>all this hypermasc shit
c'mon guy
>>718616083
I got you
>>718616083
>doesn't know what hypermasc is
>>718616275
Found a TV yet?
>>718616511
I haven't looked tonight on E-bay
>>718616275
Hey Luc.
Katia best girl
AND I NEED MORE CRYING DOGS DAMNIT
>>718612268
...your face is diseased?
Ha ha I hate myself
crazy is a disease
I just want to give up and lay down and die
Lord she's restless
Like cotton candy flowers that sail the day
Slow and free
>>718617906
This is
Retarded
>>718618097
Fuck you Im bored and 'membering lyrics keeps me awake.
I am a victim of the science age
A child of the storm
>>718618209
Yeah well the lyrics are shit. Go to sleep faggot
>>718616981
Hello
>>718618428
How dare you hate Johnny Cash ye plebe.
Sleep will be considered.
>>718618605
What's good?
On every waterplace my fearsome name is honed
Just look around
O yes
>>718618751
Going to list a SNES for sale here.
Nobody rules these streets at night but me
Nobody
>>718618666
I'm going to have to say that Johnny Cash is great
No i never got over those blue eyes
I see them everywhere
>>718619118
Finally someone of taste
hello yes I am here it is I
Surprised this is still up.
Up longer than I can be
Dev~
barry
I hate this time of night.
>>718620944
Howdy Roy~
>>718621381
Are you done being sick yet?
i hate a tiger
>>718615757
that is incentive to remain anon as much as possible
>>718621176
eisen
I want to drop out of college to practice being an art slave and D-list youtuber
>>718621830
i dont think thats been a winning strategy for many
i have some shit sort of related to that i wanna tell you though in discord
more like peesen
>>718621549
Thank goodness, yes. Still salty it happened around new years.
What's going on?
>>718622179
Did you not get to party because of it?
OW is being hateful and keeping me with 300 ping for no reason.
>>718622338
Is Blizz having issues with their servers? Having the same problems with D3. I keep spiking as high as 2k.
>>718617381
thank you~
>>718603749
do you like the long ones that curve up? me too lol. not even gay but love tht type of cock..dunno if i'd suck but it does get me hot thinking of it being sucked
>>718623448
>not even gay
Just accept it mate, thats what I did a lot. Nobody cares you like dick, just don't go telling people like they will care.