be honest /b, how many girls have you slept with my number

Only 1 and im 24

tbh 5
I'm 30

I've had 8. I'm 30.

TFW virgin and 26

never had sex and never really wanted to
masterbation does the trick for me

I haven't been counting, but would estimate 13-15, but one was a prostitute, so I don't think that counts. I'm 31, and suspect my number would be a lot higher if I wasn't in a relationship throughout my 20's

im 20 and ive slept with only 3 different girls
but ive had sex at least 300 times

>>718593556 Whats the story on prositute?

>>718593050
5 and 19

all of them

>>718593633 relationships?

3 and I'm 43. Long term relationships unfortunatly.

>>718593723 virgin detected

Somewhere between 20 and 25, am 24

im underage and 7

>>718593050
3 girls.
Am 37

My sister.
Crazy girl down the street.
My wife.

3 girls and 2 traps

>>718593932
i'm 25 btw

>>718593775
2 kinda long about a year and a half each
1 for 3 months
havent had one for almost 2 years and i really dont care for dealing with womens bs
id rather just jerk it

23
0
fuck you op

34, yes im counting them
Im 19

>>718593932 Where did you meet the traps

Between 40-50
I'm 37

Tbh 8
Am 16

30 girls, 4 of them proper relationships, I am 29y/o,

>>718594082
it says be honest m8

Like 15, 4 of the virgins though, so that was cool

45 - 102

5, and I'm 28.

However, 2 of those girls were one night stands, 1 was a 2-hit-and-quit, and the last 2 were short-term girlfriends who I had sex with only a handful of times

I've never had sex without a condom. I'm still practically a virgin

>>718593050
2 and I'm 27
I'm very picky and I won't sleep with anyone that I'm not in love/willing to have a baby with.

3
24

29 and I'm 21

>>718594176 lol virgins have always been too painful for pleasure

>30
>started to have sex with 17, two girlfriends, a few ons and fwb a year
>started to fuck prostitutes with 18, fucked at least one every month since then
>travelled to Thailand and Brazil, fucked countless there
>do the math

I've spend way too much money on prostitutes.

>>718594268
That's so sweet


and gay

>>718593050
-0.5

A gentleman never tells.

But a man should know how many men a woman has slept with.

>>718594355
fag

>>718593050
zero
36

>>718593533
Tip of my fedora to you son

>>718593677
I was drunk and high on molly one night and feeling desperate (I had dated all receptive girls in my area from pof, okc, and match), wasn't having as much luck at the clubs anymore, and was feeling suicidal so I didn't fear any consequences. Went on CL or Backpage, I forget, and hit up a hot Native escort. Met at a hotel (I'm amazed I was able to get too and from there in the state I was in) and got an awesome bj and round of sex. All in all, it was a great experience, yet I wouldn't do it again, because I don't wanna develop the rep of a john

>>718593050

>be honest /b, how many girls have you slept with

Age: 27
# of partners: 0

>>718594501
poor guy

>>718593050


30 some odd

28 years
18 girls

>>718593050

22 years old
~25 girls fucked, probably 35+ partners including just blowjobs and handjobs and shit

>>718593472
YFW virgin and 29

>>718594268
>hating sex this much....damn son

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>>718593879
>>718594082
>>718594131
>>718594157
>>718594226
>>718594294
>>718594572
>>718594587
>>718594608

>>718593929
how old were you when you fucked your sister? how was it?

>>718594501


THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO GET A HOOKER.

>>718594678
He's got it ruff

>>718594666
>check'em

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>>718593050
7 - 26

>>718594735
Baited

>>718594321
I really don't care if it's sweet or gay, it's just the way I am and my preference.

>>718594666
whoaaa

whens ur bday? gotta come back for your Wizardry ceremony

>>718593050
5
I'm 23
Not even mad because 3 of them were closeted freaks who let me do pretty much anything I wanted to them

>>718594678
>not being desperate or needy, try it son

>>718593050
3
22

>>718593050
0, i'm 16. close to losing my virginity, any tips on what i should do? i've heard from a lot of people the first time is awkward as shit

>>718594967
a fag but with high morals

5 at 23 working on number 6 now.

99, and im 0 years old

4. took my girlfriends virginity last night. kinda sucked

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2 girls.
24.

2 and 3 year relations.
Fuck you OP for reminding me.

I think around 8, theres a lot of nights where I've blacked out and idk what happened, so maybe more, but of the ones i'm certain about its probably around 8.

>>718595072
Every girl at 16 wants to fuck
find someone who is a virgin too
they'll be down to kill two birds with one stone

>>718593050
4, at age 26

>>718595206
>i'm certain
>about
>around
>8

liar

>>718594735
I was 14 and she 10.
We had an active sexual relationship for five years.

To be honest the actual sex was good (better as the years went by), but the guilt was a heavy burden to carry.
Thing I liked with my sister was it was often she who came to me for a fuck, not I who had to seduce her.

>>718595193
Fuck more before you end up settleing down
you dont want to be 50 and lusting after little girls

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34yo
Lost track hiw many somewhere in the 30's
Know I've raped at least half a dozen by today's standards.

im 24 and i've slept with 9

>>718595072

just go along for the ride. the amount of people with good first times is very slim, most peoples' first experiences with sex are pretty mediocre. But that's the beauty of it! You've got all your life ahead of you, don't stress too much.

>>718595403 lol what is that supposed to mean

>>718593050
I've been inside 5 pussies, not including my moms.
35 yo

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haven't had pussy since I came out

>>718595585
Edge lord

>>718593050
22/0

>>718595585
Being born doesn't count has having sex dumass.

>>718595520
thanks man

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>>718595803

>>718595393
I haven't fucked in years.
I will almost fuck anything with a pulse.
But I'm a fucking disaster when talking to people.
To much pride for a prostitute.

Anyone in here hyped for Switch announcement tomorrow?

>>718594731

...out of which only 3 relationships, none of them lasted more than a year. so basically, if you have had a 3yr old relationship, you probably had more sex than me, but OP was asking the number of girls.

also, I'm a musician, so it's easier to start something.

you don't have to believe. however, 18 at 28 is not a number to brag about. friend of mine (musician; drummer, and a good one) has on average about 12 girls per year, he's 29 and had his first at 17, which puts him to triple digits. now that is something.

>>718595964
Ever fucked a dude??

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12 but 10 of them were prostitutes. I'm 30 years old. Whatever.

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1 and im 17. But done it multiple times with her.

>>718596023
yes lol

5, im 20

>>718596023
A little. But after the Wii U disaster I will wait for a while before I buy.

Not that I ever leave the house so that part of it doesn't matter much.

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>>718595079
That's better... Ya faggot

>>718596093 fake and gay

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>>718595534

Which part?
I stopped counting when surpassed 30 women.. if you're talking about the rape it's a mix of statutory, drunk, and one violently during a breakup.

>>718596237 post stories

>>718593050
2. I am 22. In another 11 years I may bone again.

>>718596089
nope. not interested.

>>718593050
4 girls turn 20 soon

0.
Turned 21 recently, fucking hell

>>718593050
5 - 24. was a virgin until 20. Guess Im pretty close to having fucked 1000 times. 2 girls were 10/10 for me (and others).

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>>718593050
Two, first I was with for nearly 2 years, broke up with her the day before our anniversary; thought it was the right thing to do.

Second, I've now been with for around 4 months. Seems like a much better relationship tbh.

Current one has slept with a lot of guys, mostly because she's too easily manipulated. But she loves me, unlike anyone else she's ever been with.

Cheers.

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>>718593050
I really don't know(not that I am super awesome playboy party bro) but most of the time I was under influence of something or other. I know it is <20

I remember getting blood tests at one point bc of not wearing condom with strange women when I had a scare.

Dunno, 13-22, somewhere in there

>>718596528
I'm 31 btw

oops

>>718596455
Get a pro man
You're getting too old for this shit

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>>718596093
Is fucking a prostitute as awkward as I think it is?
I don't think I would enjoy it at all.

1 and 26

Besides feet stuff zero
My foot fetish above pussy tbh

>>718595095
good luck

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>>718593533
>Masterbation
>master

0 female
2 male
29

2
im 27

>>718596818
trollfag

20 years old

Slept with 2. However they were prostites and
I had to pay for both. 30 minute sex.

I think it still counts tho.

>>718596528
leave your current girl asap...its not worth it in the long run

>>718596818
You gay? Or can you just not get women and you became a trap.

34, somewhere around 60

>>718596684
depends on the prostitute, some are better at their job than others

>>718596818
did you pitch or catch?

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22. Slept with two,both were fairly long relationships, so I banged them a bunch lol.

>>718596951
little bit from column a, little bit from column b

>>718596880
It counts.
How is it.
Haven't fucked in 3 years, thinking about prostitutes, but it sounds awkward.

>>718597058
one each

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>>718596891
lol

I'm in negative territory as far as that's concerned.

Our relationship/life is like pic relate

48 yr old,married twice...23 women,1 dude when I was 10,not my choice on him....oral only,butt cherry intact...

>>718596684
The first time is pretty bad but it gets better.

Would recommend you are over 18 and still a virgin.

>>718593050
TFW 32 and virgin

>>718593050
23
1, a woman 50 yo or so

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I'm 21
My number is 20

>>718597530
story?

High 40's im 22 its not really something to brag about though kinda feel a little ashamed if im honest

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>>718597335
Think that I would cry like a bitch.
Touching a woman would break that dam.
Been lonely for a long time.

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>>718596358

> met 27yo 130lb blonde waitress at Denny's
> small talk and a phone number
> waited a couple days
> messaged her about meeting for drinks
> Friday comes and we're at sports bar
> mini drinking competition later we are leaving
> get back to my place and she is fall down drunk
> carried her to bedroom for sloppy make out
> aaaand she's unconscious
> start feeling her up.. Reach into her pants
> smooth and moist
> undress her and pose her a few different ways
> start fucking her mouth and massaging her pussy
> enter missionary.. Enjoy at own pace
> cum across her c-cups and wipe cock on her lips
> clean her up and go to sleep
> next morning she looks bewildered as she gets dressed
> asks if we fucked.. I say I think so
> asks if I used a condom (lie and say yes)
> drop her off at home

And on to the next girl.
It's really not that hard Anon's.
Even consenting ones are easy.

9 maybe 10

25yo

>>718597603
^Me
>>718597707
I feel the same

6 and im 25

It would be more if I wasn't so lazy when it comes to women

>>718597798
more stories dude
that was great

3 and I'm 21.

Though one of those was the same girl for 2 years.

>>718593050
like 20 ish im 29 currently with a 20yo fwb damn its great man shes soo tiny ;)

>>718593805
You feel shackled anon?

>>718597987
22 here
I hope by the time I'm 29 I can still get 20yo qt's

>>718596641
a pro man?
I'm straight

>>718598062
thats my hope and fear too

>>718597656
>meet chinese woman online and talk for like 4 months on and off
>didnt have christmas dinner
>ask her to have dinner together since i didnt either
>she says yes, wants me to show how to cook food from china, teach me since i like cooking
>agree
>get there, even the door to the bedroom is open
>drink tea, talk about a lot of stuff
>start cooking and stuff
>she suddenly says like 'wait, i have a present for you!' and hands me a present
>thank her a lot and embrace to kiss her
>turns into french kiss, grab her bum lift her up to the bed
>have sex
>finish cooking and burn my mouth on extremely spicy sichuan food

>>718593050
>Age: 22
>3
All long term relationships,
probably <100 times first girl
second girl >1000
third ~200
Haven't been laid in 3 years

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>>718596237
>>718597798
You the man

12, im 24

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>>718597734
I know that feel.

Get a gf experience, you will feel better and even build some confidence.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77rJ8VLj2-c

100. I married number 100. Figure I've had enough. 48 years old.

0 and I'm turning 30 this year

Im 19, 2

>>718598205
i could go for a whole thread of these
lets here all your wildest stories

>>718598424
Nicely done anon, catch anything?

>>718598456
does the noose ever feel too tight?

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I fucked:

Heather
Elizabeth
Kim
Ashley
Christine
That Hooker in New Zealand
Other Kim

Female

1 partner
19 yo

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>>718597798
> small talk

>It's really not that hard

As a autismo it is very hard.
Like saying to your 3 year old that driving a car isn't hard.

>>718598475
haha really wasnt that wild.
and first time, so I came really really quickly, although we did a lot of foreplay.

>>718598587
Get a tinder
Ive had sex with 4 girls in the last month alone from it
Getting off 4chan is the first step

>>718598521
if porn didn't exist I'd probably have killed myself a long time ago

>>718598637
I always find that i cum the quickest when i dont have as many feels for them
like with a girlfriend it could take hours to bust

>>718598810
>this
not even a virginfag, but too fucked up from broken relationships to function atm

>>718598898
both of you are fags
just go outside and fuck something

>>718593050
it's close to 50..... maybe 40, it's hard to say...

Maybe 13-18. I'm 28

2 girls, 7 hookers
21 yo

Lost count at 400 10 years ago.
Im 36.
21 gf
Rest all paid for.
Boom

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>>718597958

> out with friends (college town.)
> bowling, having some beers
> introduce myself to this 120lb blonde with great face
> chat her up and invite her to my place just off campus
> get in front door and she immediately drops to her knees
> I'm leaning against the door getting some epic head
> don't want to waste th load.. So carry her to bed
> on her back and pull her tights up with her legs
> sweetest tasting pussy.. Super sensitive
> get her top off too.. She's a little shy
> small acorn shapped puffy nipped tits
> hmm.. Okay
> after a while I press my cock into her
> feels great and her expressions and reactions are vibrant
> pull out and cum in several spurts from her hip to her face
> clean up and go to sleep

Next day I ask when her next class is.. Turns out it was too late for the day.
"What do you mean Miss?"
Turns out she was still in highschool.
Just turned 15.. (legal here at the time.)
Fucked her for a month after until the relationship topic came up.

I'm 20, I fucked 7 girls.

One was a whore, and I dit anal with one of them.
The yougest was 16 (I was 19/20), and the oldest, apart from the whore, was 23 (I was 20).

The whore was the worst fuck I ever have. It was in Amsterdam, she has a really nice body but I couldn't do much with her.

19
0

Lost count at 400 10 years ago.
Im 36.
21 gf
Rest all paid for.

>>718599005
with our without rubber?

>>718598994
Depressed and a pretty polarizing personality and aesthetics. I don't want to deal with the bullshit of women, I can't take that shit right now.

>>718598239
Are you me?
24 and 2 long term relations.

4 years without sex. Stopped caring about sex a long time ago. But would give a leg just to have someone fall asleep in my arms again.

I moved recently and my number went from 8 to 34. The area I live in now is way better for pussy then what I was stuck with before. So much gooood pussy. I have four gfs right now. I cant stop, I am addicted to pussy.

Lost count at 400 10 years ago
Im 36
21 gf
Rest all paid for

36

age 31

I used to sell weed.

>>718598480
Chlamydia once. Discovered I'm immune to herpes. Fucked a girl every day for a year. She then told me she had herpes. So I go and get myself checked. No, don't have it.

>>718595004
You're only three and you've had sex with 22 girls already? Damn son!

2, I'm 20

>>718599162
Fuck man, I know the feels.
May you find what you're looking for, anon

zero and I'm 30

>>718599140
Do you think I want to have aids?

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>>718593050
>slept with 3
>had sex 0 times
guess it's a bad luck

25, and I have the sex life, you faggots WISH you had. ;)


I've made love to one woman, and I am with her still.

>>718598758
Tinder was a LOT of bots and the girls I did talk to stopped talking after the first 5 min.

4 chan is maybe 90% of my human interaction.
Don't think I can stop.

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>>718599448

>>718599448
While you're fucking one woman, she's fucking 8 other guys.

>>718593050
18, 2 girls
Both long term relationships 1 year + so I've lost count of the times

>>718593050
10. Age 29.

Was in a relationship with my first til 23, and in another since 26.

It bothers me sometimes how much higher it could be. Love my gf a lot and not a cheater, but some girls are too hot and i know i can get it.

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>>718599448
real honor

>>718599425
But didnt it feel like a waste of money to pay for a filthy whore that you were afraid of touching bc of aids and fuck her through a rubber? I dont find any satisfaction having sex with a rubber,

>>718599081
haha now you are hooked

>>718599447
Wait how does that work???

>>718599448
I promise i do not wish I only had one partner. Not even a little tiny bit.

Im very glad the life works for you though and you have something special. Enjoy.

>>718593050
7, im 24.
Not counting the receiving or giving head and the likes.

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>>718599630
ain't no pussy good enough to get burned while i'm up in it

>>718599694
I think he literally means slept.

Like shared a bed with.

Slept with 6
Banged 4 of them

>>718593050
Straight up, over 30 at least. My pare ts were swingers who loved to get high, lost v card at 13 to a 32yr old woman, been fucking since. Its easy when they high and horny.

>>718599694
just shared a bed with

Had relationship of 7 years. When we started dating at 18 she was my first. When we split up at 25 she was my 16th i guess. Not all one night stands, usually 2-15 times each. Even manage to date for one month with other girl, when mine was abroad for that month.
I will rot in hell i know

>>718593050
Lol! Such a lying b faggot

>>718599694
Back to school.

>>718593050
No idea, I stopped counting in my teens. I'm 36 now. I'm regularly sleeping with three at the moment, though.

Probably in the 60's stop counting. I'm 26

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>>718599447
>>718599779

.. Jebus Chrisps Anon..

I've been making a list the past month and I keep remembering them slowly.

I'm 33 . Im up to 32 girls.

I feel like a man whore but mfw no STDS

I could be up to 40+ but i turned down several sluts this past year.

30
I'm 40

1, 30y old

>>718593050
0. Although could have one time (she was 16 and unattractive so no). I'm 18

>>718593050
One girl 46 times.

Sex was really Vanilla and she didn't let me do much.

>>718593050
Triple digits
35, wealthy field engineer that travels a lot.
Not gonna lie... paid for quite a few of them.
Im more settled down now, but my gf loves to fuck around. She hooks me up really well (shes very hot for 45, very social) so I don't mind sharing.

2
Im 29
Currently in a 10+ year relationship

>>718599630
You're right, it's not as good as sex with normal girls. But sometimes I have to go there when my balls almost explode and the bj's are ok.

5
21

>2 were one time things
>1 was a fwb thing
>2 were long relationships

Just used my brilliant mind to calculate that I have had anal sex with 30% of the women I have slept with. (all anal sex was done in relationship, and was requested by the women since Its not something Im very turned on by, but Im not one to turn down requests in the bedroom)

>>718594678
he still had more sex than 80% of /b/

>>718600424
I dont really care for bj:s, but what did you pay for the girls and were they nice enough for kissing?

>>718594268
I used to say that too when no women were interested in me and my ego couldnt take it.

>>718593533
Master Bathor

0 and am 22, turning 23 this year. I think I have trust issues, everytime a girl would get flirty I would cockblock myself by saying something like "I don't like you, stop doing that." very aspergersey, but I don't think I am. I was also locked in the house growing up. My dad was schizo and put bolt locks on the doors so I couldn't leave the house to play with friends. He would do shit like watch porn in the living room midday when I was a kid. He was taken away by the police for child abuse. I can't imagine myself having a family on the off chance I inherited his schizophrenia. I just came back from walking the dog and went on 4chan because I have no more friends. fml. Atleast my anxiety is getting better. I started drawing as a hobby and am getting better. someone tell me what to draw.

>>718599739
TONK! TONK!

>>718600826
how did the police find out about you being locked up?

>>718600626
50€ for bj + sex here in germany. If you wan't to kiss them you have to pay more but i never felt the urge to kiss them even if they were hot.

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>>718599370
Thx anon. I hope you do to.

>>718600826
Draw me a chair.

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>>718600826
draw a picture of your dad watching porn in the living room

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>>718600904
did anyone else play this game?

>>718600915
I don't know the details, but I remember being interviewed by the police and having to show them bruises

I am 27.

9 girls. 4 I loved.

The number of girls I've slept with matches the last number of this post

>>718599081

How does a 15 year old stay over on a school night without parents knowing or giving a fuck?

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32 years on this Earth
140 women
Give or take a couple.

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>>718600973
Dear Sir or Madam,

Please provide me with more detail in regards to this fucking of girls for 50 Euro.

Thank you,

Concerned Citizen

38 females and I'm 25

pretty fun except when I got clap in my eye.

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>>718601210
kek

>>718593050
0 and I'm 26.

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1

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>>718601023

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0
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>>718593050
1 and I'm 17

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>>718601023
Not drawfag

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>>718601469
i'd do unforgivable things to her

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>>718601229

Shitty parent. She only had her mother.. Who was a train wreck.

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>>718593050
23 and im 19

20 Girls
2 Guys
4 Threesomes (girls only)

I'm 21.

>>718594395
KEK

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>>718601085

>>718593050
>22
>kissless virgin

>>718601340
What do you want to know?

0.1

18
3

>>718601229
this

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Around 13 and I'm 22.
Looks wise I'm probably very slightly above average but I'm an anxious weirdo so didn't slay as much puss as I should have.
Some of the ones I did bone were hot, others were legit monsters.
Regret things when the drugs are gone my friends

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>>718601085
this is the actual poster, and this was my christmas.

>>718601660
I can make up numbers two, if you can get strange that easy than there is no reason you would be on fucking /b/ or 4chan at all

>>718601173
HOLY SHIT

that was my fucking childhood
i used to waste tons of ink printing out pages from that and other games

>>718594314
tell us about your Thai and Brazil adventures, anon

>>718594501
in two years, you're the guy Tragically Hip sang about

I've done 69 and I'm 12

0 girls at 38 years.

>>718602221
>make up numbers two

Sounds like you don't get laid due to the lack of intelligence.

On the other hand, being good looking and knowing how to act around women works. Having a huge cock helps too. Once you bone one girl, she brags to her friends, and they want a taste too.

>>718593050
4. 2 of them were one-offs in my drunken youth, 1 is my wife, 1 was a year long pre-marital affair about 10 years ago.
Am 40

about 18
i might be missing 1 or 2
im 29
been fucking for 12 years

I think that about about 50% of the men get 100% of the women, the other 50% hire prostitutes or don't get anything. Its like the evolutionary grading curve where if you weren't lucky enough to win that coin flip, you may as well hire a prostitute because youre too poor ugly and stupid to attract someone.

>>718595072
start with blowjobs and pussy licking, and everything else is a bonus. keeps the pressure down

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>>718602179
excellent drawing anon.

can you draw Gucci Mane ?

47
im 22

4 girls, 30 years old, I've fucked more than 1000 times (long relationships)

>>718599307
you idiot
you do have it you just never had an outbreak and its lying dormant or you had an outbreak but didnt notice it

>>718593050
ill preface this with that i grew up when there was no hiv and no1 cared bout condoms

237 since age 16
back then if you had "the look" so to speak, you could pick up a girl @ 145am just before last call in a bar verrry easily (legal drinking age was only 18 then)................

i still keep count, but feel bad cause some of these girls that i simply used for a place to "deposit".....really couldve been the one if i wasnt a stupid kid looking to conquer and paid attention

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>>718602280
hell fucking yeah dawg. I used to rape the ink cartridge.

do you remember that annoying ass dude who was always like "finish one job befor you star a 'nuther"?

>>718593533
WIZARD

stopped counting a while ago..

probably about 60 in about 20 years of sexual activity

>>718593050
I'll bite. I banged a fat crazy chick I met on omegle back in october and that's it. I'm 20 btw

>>718604162
neato

>>718593050
0
31
fml

>>718604250
The whole story is actually pretty fucked up if you want to hear it lol

>>718604411
do tell