/b/ finance check time - post age & amount of money ($) in

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>>718568806
21, $9322

>>718568806
27, around 2.000 Euro, but I just moved to a different city.

27 $1.39

18, ~9'000.00 CHF

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>>718568806
19, 156384€

>>718568806
28
$4,378.00

>>718568806
26
65,000

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22. $423,597

19
$6200

>>718568806

>33
>$454,365 USD

>>718568806
99
$999,999,999

>>718568806
18, 23eur

18
0$

>>718568806
30
-£50
£30000 worth of debt

2 years ago I was making in excess of £100,000 a year and had been for 3 years prior to that.

18
€7000

$100 in bank

-90,000 in loans

>>718568806
Trump, 1 Million Dollars

20yrs
1 205,04€

>>718572220
Damn you fell off

58
$570,000.00

>>718572635
Drink, drugs, gambling and prostitutes was the recipe for me Russ.

Joking aside I can work towards doing that again but don't want the stress of that job currently, so just doing other things for now.

38
£66k

23 €124 609

>>718572220
How do you fuck up this badly?

>>718568806
19, ~600$

>>718572848
Drink, drugs, gambling and prostitutes.

>>718572811
Hitman? Dealer?

24
$31,136.70

>>718572910
Of the 4, roughly what percentage did the gambling contribute?

25
14.997,46 EUR

>>718572959
Ran a recruitment business. I was basically stupid with the money, wasted it all on things I shouldn't have done, subsequently didn't work hard enough to keep sales coming in, didn't pay my taxes and got shut down owing £30k.

I can start again but I had a bit of a breakdown after it all so just want an easy life for now. Just started a new job today in fact.

>>718568806

24
63,230

>>718568806
>19
>£350

>>718573132
Hard to estimate really, I guessed I lost about £30k at the casino, possibly less. I was going out partying 2-3 nights a week, had an expensive apartment I stayed in and lots of tag along friends who I used to pay for. Drink was the main issue, without drink I wouldn't have done drugs or gambled. I don't drink anymore so tryin to get my life back on track.

>24
>$-380

probably only like 3 anons are telling the truth. The rest of you basement dwellers probably don't even have a bank account

>>718568806
25, $152, 840 savings, 3400 ish in cheqing.

25, $1700

>>718573426
Bull fucking shit you do

soon 36. 1 800 000 SEK in stock market, 1 000 000 cash in house, about 300 000 in retirement savings and 1 200 000 in debt, house is worth about 3 000 000 (all in SEK) and about 12 000 SEK in normal accounts.

>>718568806
23
9,001

20
34$

>>718568806
20, got $25K invested in bonds, something like $1k left in my checking acc, and crumbs in my budget account

28, $39 400, debt: $204 000

>>718573210
Good luck my man
Sincerely,
a /b/ fag

>>718568806
1010 USD, Though I can't go over 2k on neetbux or else I lose my source of income.

>>718568806
wouldn't you like to know, IRS?

>>718573613
edit, it's actually mortgage to be precise, english isn't my first language

>>718573652
welfare fag

>>718568806

23, 11 600 USD

>>718573757
At least I don't have to be someone's slave or jew someone to eat?

>18
>$5.000 creditcard debt
>$20.000 car loan
no steady source of income

>>718573622
Thanks! Though I did ultimately slip into a very depressive state I did also have some great times, for instance one night I spent £4000 on prostitutes and ended up in hospital off the back of it. Great memories and stories to tell the grandkids when I'm older.

14, 200$

18, 3000 usd

31 (I wish I could quit you)

~$42k

>>718573570
And if you guys want the cash to be in $ you can just remove a 0 on each amount.

"180 000 USD in stock market, 100 000 cash in house, about 30 000 in retirement savings and 120 000 in debt (house loan), house is worth about 300 000 (all in USD) and about 1200 USD in normal accounts.

>>718573973
Can you lend me £200 so I can buy a second hand TV and PlayStation 4?

>>718573888
fair enough.
Physical or mentally impaired?

>>718573888
what the fuck does this even mean?

people like you should be dragged out back by the testicles and shot in the head.

>i don't want to work simply because unemployment benefits are available

the fact that you justify it by saying that anything below a managing position is subpar is the cherry on top.

have fun never ammounting to anything, you miserable fuck

>>718573973
Can I have 500$ so I can pay last month's rent?

>>718573210
>>718573906
Seriously /b/tard, maybe we should talk.

I work with a lot of European headhunters, and I have reach with a lot of investors (name a figure, if I can justify it can get enough holdings together to pony it up)
Since you worked in this industry, you know that it's a market that will be unsaturated for the next two generations the way it's going.

If you seriously want to rejuvenate your position in it, if you want to sit down to talk it through and get it on paper, I can contribute connects to make something happen.

Sincerely,
another /b/usinessfag whose had depression ruin things before.

>>718568806
20, maybe around 6000 swiss francs in my account. Receive freely around 2000 canadian dollars per month tho, Studying at university, own apartment, no need for a job.

>>718574123
As someone who worked all my life and then was on income support (welfare) for nearly 2 years, I sympathise with this anon. It's a very debilitating situation to be in which ultimately gets worse over time and you do end up justifying your existence in various ways as a defence mechanism.

To the welfare anon, I hope you find something that makes you happy and gives you what you want from life.

>>718574074
Sure, if I make good money from it :)

>>718568806
22
60$

But I'm cyka blyat, so that's still not ok.

>>718574087
I'm "physically and mentally imparied" I have aspergers and hashimotos, the latter meaning that my immune system is trying to destroy my thyroid for whatever reason.
I'm not cognitively impaired though, I think my IQ is like 125-135ish, though that's not special either.

23
$100

>>718574169
You can borrow. :) with high intrest.

>>718568806
33

70k but also no debt except house. I also have 300k in 401k

>>718573378
Yes you would. Those three are totally different vices. Just stay out of visual distance from any of those.

I'm surprised you didn't get bored though. I do business in Asia; drinks, and girls are part of the "entertainment" budget for the clients. (Plus whatever the fuck else they want if they're big enough, I've smuggled a fucking cat for one of them)

Anyway, I got so sick of parties that I pay ppl to do that for me now. Netflix on bed while getting massages for me now. Best thing ever. How long did you live that life for?

>>718568806
18
€20,4546

18, around 10k

>>718574123
You're right, I will never amount to anything. But I would rather never amount to anything than work a bleak life stuck in a series of jobs I have little control over and next to no desire to do.
Why do you think a person would willingly choose to put themselves through something they don't like for no perceived benefit?
If you're mad at me for taking less than a cent from your taxes for wanting to be alive without living half my life for some other person I don't really know what to say.

>>718574412
Ill give it a miss, I already owe enough

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>>718568806

45
$9.47

to top it off, i live with my mom.

had almost $100k in the bank.. 401k.. but then drugs and DUIs.. don't do it kids.

>>718568806
4,600€

26

NEET for 8 years
kill me

>>718574361
Legit cause, good for you then.
Atleast your not one of the "muh back muh knees" type of niggers.

>>718574205
I honestly could just go again myself as of tomorrow pretty easily - the actual start up costs can be basically nothing if you do it right. I've got a laptop, phone and Internet connection and the job boards can give you up to 60 day payment terms if you're a new account and starting up, so it gives me 2 months to make a placement.

The main issue I face is that I really did become deeply depressed, had basically a breakdown and I've had no routine or structure in my life for the last 5 years. I've only very recently tackled quite a serious drug and alcohol problem (I nearly got sectioned) and I've returned to employment just so I can get my life back on track and then I'll probably start up again in the future.

Appreciate the heads up though, I just don't want it all at this moment in my life!

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>>718568806
32
~ -$25,000

17 $1.65
I get paid cash under the table and in too lazy to put the money in my account

>>718574825
Not that guy, what's the harm in getting in touch and keeping the connection?

>>718574169
start sucking dicks

>>718574455
Nearly 5 years, and to be fair it did get boring but that just stemmed more wild behaviour. I started to drink earlier, gamble more, take more coke etc. Ultimately I lost my long term partner and also my son (who I see regularly but don't live with him anymore), I'm living at my grandmothers house because my mother tried to get me sectioned, I fell into serious depression and really just fucked everything up. I've got over it all now, it was just a matter of too much too young and being from a relatively poor background I wasn't capable of handling the money properly. I know I'll start again I'm the future but I'll just do things very differently.

>>718568806
22
something like 1k mcdollars
i have to finish college and get a job in this lame country

>>718575080
It isn't as profitable if you are an overweight man

>>718574764
I'm not far off to be honest, aspergers is not crippling and I'm more on the lighter side of the spectrum than the heavier side, the thyroid stuff I can take supplements for but does probably affect my energy levels and weight.

I can't really say that I could work a job long term without being fired or failing somehow, but it's not like I'm disabled, I just don't have any motivation and can't force myself to do anything.

>>718575062
Yeah by all means send me an email to [email protected] - happy to keep in touch and see how things develop.

I mean it'd be great to be able to start again with some decent financial backing, I'm just not in a rush to do it very soon!

>>718574825
I did end up in that place for sectioned peeps. Though it was a temporary stay I got because I became homeless due to loss of income.
That period really fucked me over. Still notice I have "waves" where I'm productive for 3 months but then lull for the 3 after that.

But anyone whose lived is familiar with this sort of thing. They're not gonna hold it against you. But I'm sure you know this.

17, 1,4k after 1,1k pc bought

26
Around 9k NOK

Just paid rent and bills though, and still have bills that people haven't paid me yet.

18, ~$27000000 AUD.
Won the lotto like 6 months ago, living on the interest (~$4000/day)

>>718573888
You're the entire country's fucking parasite.

>>718568806
21, €-250

>>718568806
18 - 0€

>>718574328
I'll pay you back £300 on a week Friday. 50% profit in 9 days.

21
$36

>>718568806
147 lost my jerb bc I fucked up my drugtest

Pro tip always warm up the pee

24

18,000 between two accounts

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20 $16324

>>718575205
at least you tried

24, 33,000

>>718568806
19, ~$20,000

>>718575645
(£)

Total bank and all investments? About £1.2m. Not including the house or cars. 61

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18
14$ no bank
But I don't live broke also

>>718575170
I hope you manage to fix your life and supass your past lvl of success anon

Pick your vices better next time, everybody needs a release, some are less destructive than others

And next time you want to float like a butterfly around taxes, do it legally

Best of luck

>>718568806
26
£0.23

With a Job -_-

>>718575727
There's only one reason a 61 year old comes to 4chan.

>>718568806
30. $8000, shit flows in and out just as quickly.

.74 cents. :/ All of my money goes to my car and I never have anything left after bills. Cri

>>718572784
What do/did you do as your job Anon?

>>718575413
Gee, you sure convinced me to repent and spend half of my life printing papers for someone or flipping burgers for a bunch of shit I don't need.

>>718576014
also, 27

>>718568806
22 $430

>>718575876
Thanks anon, I never intended to not pay taxes, I tried to be tax efficient (or as best as I could be based on what the accountants advised me), I just spent every single penny that came in and didn't set money aside for Corp tax or VAT and it all caught up on me.

There's more important things in life than money, happiness is worth infinitely more than pounds and pennies.

>>718575952
To post mlp memes?

>>718575952
>There's only one reason a 61 year old comes to 4chan.
Correct. To brag about his wealth and piss off Millennials, Gen X Gen Y

Shit's so cash

>>718568806
23, 5,706.91 € ($5,983.98)

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>>718568806
20

Running a business and racked up crazy debt.

Not a student though so I've got that going for me.

>>718569260 >>718569533 >>718569921 >>718570100 >>718570163 >>718570267 >>718572784 >>718572818 >>718573100 >>718573187 >>718573763


why is it in your bank account... invest it schulbs.

>>718570281
What cheat code did you use?

>>718569323
thanks fag, no one asked for your life story though.

Next time only answer the questions asked dickhead

18, 47.66€ Student life

>>718568806
25
725

21
Exactly 28 pesos.

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>>718576435
>being this close-minded

35 0$

>>718574825
I can feel this Anons feels, I was part of a start up (one of the three) so ground level, and it ended up taking off something crazy, I couldn't handle the stress of dealing with all the flood of employees and all the shit they did, ended up in hospital a few times due to stress eating my body alive. I honestly feel if I didn't quit it would be heart attack or stroke. Now I kick back and spend all day playing with my four year old (didn't cash out so basically broke now, £4000 in bank and earning a shade under £30,000 after taxes as a freelance adviser) and its pretty damn fantastic really.
> Except I lie awake at night worried I cant put her in a decent school and no savings for college for her.

>>718568806
26 $146

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>>718576547
>being on /b/ and expecting open-mindedness

>>718575289
Just sent you a message to establish contact.

26yo $10700 in the bank $12,673.65 in uni debt

>>718568806
19, $0.34

>>718576380

Up, Up, Down, Down, White Dad, Left, Right, Jew, Jew, Select, Bank Loan, Start.

>>718575260
You sound border line depressed /b/ro.. Things ok with you?
> other than body trying to dissolve you inside to out
> And the mild aspering.

>>718576879
why havent you paid off at least half of it?

>>718576879
Doesn't that debt accrue interest? Why do you need that much in your bank account if you still need to pay it off?

>>718576587
Thanks anon, good to know I'm not the only one. It took me a long time to accept that I haven't destroyed my life - I actually used to tell my gf that if my business failed I'll kill myself, and that was when we were only just starting, so clearly something wasn't right with me in the first place too.

The same though, got a 5 year old boy who I completely took for granted and now I definitely don't. Private education doesn't mean anything, I'm from a poor family but I got privately educated through a government scheme and the schooling system was worse than other local free grammar schools. It boils down to the person and making sure they're disciplined and hard working I think, more so even than being naturally intelligent or talented. If you haven't saved up a Uni fund they can just get a student loan, like the vast majority of other people.

Either way though, there's so much more important things than money - being happy is so much better than being rich. I was sort of rich, or relatively for me and my surroundings, but I was deeply unhappy, so what's the point in that? Happiness is the key!

>>718576587
I went the other way.

My guys pulled me through. When I was in a depressive pit my biz/b/ros were there for me, and it gave me something to aim for.
Far as family life at home goes, had none. It was all gone, which is why I ended up fucked up, cause I lost it in a pretty fucked up way.

I've gotten into some areas now though where I'm not sure I can have a normal life again. I have gfs, but I think I can't, or at least shouldn't, take it any further than that.

I'm not sure how I feel about this. I sometimes regret it, but then I also really want this. I think more than anything it's not the white picket fence in general, I just miss her. But that's life. Maybe at the end of my road I'll see her again.

19
2.000€

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>>718570163

>>718575289
financial engineer here, can i stay in touch with you too? maybe we can branch out to aussietralia

28,3100

>>718577759
ITT /b/ sets up an intercontinental conglomerate

>>718577819
can we call it alphabet?

>>718568806
63
approx. $2.6 million

>>718568806
18 ~400€

>>718577871
Why not "/b/ Ltd"?

>>718578024
Actually I regretted that the second I posted it.
After they make the link to the hacker known as 4chan to it it's gonna be considered to be a pedonest.

>>718578024
because newfags will use our products thinking they are legion

18
11.5k

18, $50k Canadian

nearly 29
180k AUD

>>718578213
did you prostitute yourself?

>>718577019
>Black dad, left
FTFY

>>718568806
12, 0$

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18, 65 650kr

>$18,000 in the bank
>60+k in student loans
Still 3 more semesters left
Probably won't find a good job.

Life is fucking stupid

>>718568806

almost 49, $262.19

18, 0€, please donate some [email protected] paypal

>>718568806
28
11k in bank
35K investments
0 debt

>>718568806
23, $130

Lost my job the week before Christmas.

23

-$4000

>>718570281
oh smokes
sage it

>>718577759
Yeah man send an email by all means, tbh I would have loved to travel and worked remotely but couldnt leave my son.

>>718578902
he's lucky to have you anon

94 I don't have a bank account yet

20

-700 GBP

>>718578902
You need a good executive staff anon. Let others worry about the operational side of things outside your borders.

22

£3593

>>718577031
I'm stable, but you're pretty correct.
It's just how I am, I've been like this since maybe 19.
Thanks for caring I guess, it seems unwarranted but it is appreciated.

>>718569356
Feel ya brother, i got 8.32$

73
4 billion dollars

>>718580675
Is this a joke? Haha

>>718580675
Jim Davis?

>>718581247
Could also be George Roberts if legit.

19
$950 in monopoly money

>>718568806
18
£400

>>718573924
underageb&

>>718568806
Old and rich suck it bitch

>>718582938
Donate me

4
12.4 million and a mansion and yacht by the sea in a trust fund.

29, €35.000 after buying a new house and furbituring it so I'm good

>>718583368
Furnituring*

18
like $80 or something
i got injured and i cant work atm so im a broke bitch

>>718583368
>>718583398
Furnishing, you fucking moron. Clearly you didn't make that money using your head.

>>718583627
Well I'm sorry for not being a native english speaker, you fucking wanker.

>>718568806
31
~700.000€

Inherited ~200k at 26 from grandfather, invested some thanks to my old boss advice, grew my own audiovisual company. At some point got more than 1M, but I paid my mother's mortage.

>>718582989
Nope you don't get to be rich by giving it to deadbeats. Work harder and save more loser.

>>718583807
>paid mother's mortgage
fucking cuck

>>718583807
Paying it forward and investing is where it's at bro.

>>718584262
Why a cuck? It's my fucking mother. I'm sorry you did not get to know yours.

>>718568806

40
-$136 and some odd change

25
$3500. Saving for a newer car

someone buy me overwatch?

[email protected]

>>718583801

only british people say wanker

>you fucking lying tit

1. 21
2. 64 euro

>>718573576
hah. hah. I get it.

>>718568806
18
£~30,000
Fluctuates because its in shares

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>>718583801
That's fine, just don't do it again. You stupid little house furnished bitch.

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AM AI BEINK DYTAINED, officer?

>>718578787
did you go to university/college wherever you are from?

18
$352, slowly depleting
any fags know how I can get money from gov't? I'm white so I assume I can't

>>718568806
25
$100 something

>>718585249
Thats fucking gross.

>>718574825
take me with you please, sir. I'm 25 working as a banking contractor in London. i want to live the good life following your wisdom and expertise

>>718585249
what kind of moron keeps that kind of money in an account. It looks like it's a US transaction too.

>balance higher than the insured amounts.

>>718568806
18, $14562.26

27
-$58,000
Less every month

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>>718585249
YOU COULD DO ANYTHING YOU WANT WHY ARE YOU LURKING THIS SHIT HOLE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!

if i had the kind of money, the LAST thing I would be doing is lurking this place.

>>718568806
21 like £3-4000 or something. I rarely check to be honest. I'm a law student who works crazy hours to stay self financed. So I just accumulate and never spend

>>718585791
I have an order of magnitude more money than that in my hedge fund. I don't consider 2 million dollars to be a lot of money.

How to get rich quick:

1. Wait until 31.01.
2. Buy WKN: VS66KC
3. Buy more of it if you can
...
4. Wait until course correction which will happen this year.
5. Set a "trailing stopp loss" if the price of the certificate is over $ Bucks at 1$ difference

Made almost 2 months of my normal salary in addition to that last year on the market... 1 part dividends, one part with simple raise-and-sell

soon 21, studying med

18
2 538 $

>>718568806
17, $4600

>>718586326
over 2 Bucks

>>718586185
kys

23, $9,659.10

>>718585791
>>718586185

How did you make all of this money anon?

>>718568806
21 -57.60 pound

Not been a good year so far

>>718586185
I get that. But even if my frame of reference was different, and 2M was a very small percent of my worth, I wouldn't leave it laying around, useless, and uninsured.

Just like I don't leave $2,000 cash in my coat pocket.

>>718586655
Usual after xmas blues, brah. It'll get better.

18
$85

>>718568806
Italian,
25, € 14320,16

>>718586753
Do you really believe that bank accounts are insured?

If there was ever a run on the banks, it would be a result of the value of the dollar collapsing due to our $22 trillion dollar deficit.
>not to mention the ~400 trillion dollar bubble that still exists in the derivatives market.

It wouldn't matter.

>>718579018
This made me well up quite a bit, for a long time I thought him having me as a dad was a curse for him. Trying my hardest to make it all back up now. Thanks anon

>>718585989
A different anon, and not as cash rich, but am a partner in a couple of successful companies. Microfinance, Forex brokerage, and Software developer. Obviously not doing the technical stuff.

Idk why I'm still here honestly, been here since when I start Uni, so... around 2003-2004. Never really went away

There's something about this shithole that just feels like home

Or maybe it's just a shitty habit

Anyway, just wanted to say that you can be successful and be /b/tard. At the same time. The stupid crap you do in your spare time doesn't define your life

And that includes you faggot

>>718585249
>718585249
I bet that's more money than I'll make in my whole life. I've been in debt since I was born. Raised by a single mother with absolutely terrible money sense and decision-making abilities. I educated myself, but cannot seem to escape the debt.

In contrast, my girlfriend was born into an upper-middle class, white, suburban family and has been handed absolutely every opportunity on the planet. She's never wanted for anything. Companies have lined up to pay her more money than she knows what to do with.

22, $1500. Desperately trying to increase that

>>718587583
Very Nice I wish you the Best

>>718587583
It's the anonymity.

You can speak openly, if you do it right people won't lead it back to you, and it'll disappear as quickly as it came.

When you have secrets weighing on you, or at least stuff too sensitive to discuss openly, it's a godsend.

I think half the MIC frequents this place.