Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>718553786
dont, pls.
>>718553718
just stay here and talk to us then
Gibe snek
>>718553728
Don't know the characters name, but I like this one
>>718553579
Like I think you should care. He's pretty great.
>>718553988
>Toshino Kyoko
Good choice.
>>718553906
thats some big arms for a waifu, just saying
>>718553859
i clean a bit in between so it doesnt annoy me to much i guess
i fucking love this pic
I appear missing.
朝なのじゃ!朝飯を作ってくりゃれ!
>>718554235
How does someone appear missing? Surely if you're missing then you can't appear, and if you appear you're no longer missing.
>>718554164
its really nice
do you take any sort of classes or are you home all day?
>>718554462
If I punch a hole in a wall. It will appear to you that there is a hole. Although the hole is just a missing part of the wall. I guess is someone suddenly disappear, it will appear to viewers as if something was missing. Just my take on this
>>718554462
>>718554785
It's probably fair to say that the past tense should've been used though
I summon myself and Flan
>>718553988
カラミチーマス
>>718554706
its hard to describe for me.
school in germany is different
im kind of learning a profession
but im currently on a break cause of my exams and changing years
Attempt 3 at falling asleep. Maybe.
Rory-sama claimed
>>718555310
how old are you if you don't mind me asking?
Claimed, and hello!
>>718555399
i just turned 20 a few months ago
>>718555377
do you wanna count sheep together?
>>718555517
very respectable waifu
>>718555631
a few *just one month ago*
>>718555631
Can I count goats?
>>718555377
I will join you in those attempts in a bit, not quite that late yet.
>>718555631
Thank you
I've only posted my empty Soundcloud 8 hours ago and 1 of the tracks has 7 likes but only 1 play.. How does that even make sense??
>>718554785
Yes, but for an object to appear it would need to be there. If there's a gap where that object is, the object itself has still disappeared. The gap that has appeared is not the same as the object itself, so therefore an object cannot appear and be missing at the same time.
>>718555753
arent goats just lazier uglier sheep?
>>718555830
Sound cloud is stupid is how, iv never got it to work right.
>ywn go on a bonnie and clyde adventure of murder and mayhem with the objectively best waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nlJuwO0GDs
>>718555886
But it can appear to be missing, no?
>>718555830
I guess 1 play means 1 full play, from beginning till end, maybe some people listen to like 75% of the song and like it then click off.
>>718555800
Cool beans
>>718555896
Goats do work. But they are either freakier or more badass than sheep.
>>718555975
Perhaps..
>>718555886
Dammit forgot picture.
>>718555965
Appearing to be missing and appearing missing sound like two different things to me, that might be dumbs though.
>>718556090
Lewd. Why are you lewding? No one asked for tits and bits yet.
>>718556148
Don't worry, it's probably just my autism
>>718556187
But Holo is wild. Of course she'll be in her birthday suit most of the time
>>718556357
This is probably just mine, so it's all fair.
>>718556357
Just to clarify, Holo is very obviously not a wolf. She is a fox.
I fucking hate dogs
will always be mai waifu
>>718556357
Humans are also born naked. Please put on some clothes. Oh and Holo does not have any fur to cover that sexiness up so please... cover your Holo up.
>>718556486
Are you blind, She's a cat
>>718556486
>>718556630
狼 おおかみ
>>718556518
Fuck you dogs are great
>>718556709
That's just what a cat would say
>>718556033
iu dont rly know much about goats, now that i think about it sheeps are pretty lazy shitters
>>718556187
>>718556090
i dont dislike the lewd doggo
>>718556720
pls dont do somthing like this
>>718556772
NO DONG NO, THIS NOT WHAT I NEED TO WAKE UP TO
>>718556518
You disappoint me...
>>718556784
But it says in the rules.... oh no it's doesn't.
But what if we have kids on here? Just keep the lewdness to like 30%. That means no tits and bits! Pantsu is ok.
>>718556925
I could wake you up to a dong.
>>718556486
>>718556630
>>718556709
『人を丸呑みにできるほど巨大な狼である。』
No bullshit please.
>>718556535
Humans are not wild though. And Holo is all about teasing anyways. Kinda like this.
>>718557064
Aww fuck you... now I have a boner to deal with, I told you to stop lewding...
Cold rain is shit
>>718556772
Nyanpasu my dude.
>>718557285
USAGI GA NIGETERU
>>718556784
Goats are lazy too. But they can be badasses about it.
>>718557187
I thought you liked men.
>>718557187
I'm sorry ! You shouldn't see it as anything lewd though. See it as being "natural". It's not like she's spreading her legs or whatnot
>>718557378
Why are you awake
>>718557062
Is that an offer~?
Seeing this thread again after so long is painful. Alot of underhanded stuff happened to me in /waifu/ threads a long time ago, possibly before any of the newer users time. It's not the trauma of these threads that caused me to take a long long break from 4chan, but after returning to from the break I realise it was the main reason I NEEDED the break.
Look at me now, no grill comes to mind when I think about a waifu to claim, I don't have any images even if I could stake a claim. You see it all started when my waifu was stolen. I'm not gonna name her, sounds are still fresh, even after all this time. But that's not really the problem, the problem is how my friends that I had being chatting with, discussing waifus with, playing games with, getting to know (at least I thought I was), turned on me and called me a fake. Me who had devoted hours over the course of years to /waifu/ was branded a fake because some newfags decided that Saber would be theirs and that their was no room for sharing. I was smeared, I was shamed.
I grew tired, I turned my back on Saber, I turned my back on /waifu/ and I turned my back on 4chan, but now I'm back I guess. So... Hi.
>>718556772
Incorrect
>>718557064
You can't trick me
I know a cat when I see it
Korbo is a cat
>>718557426
Because I cant sleep.
>>718557462
That main Saber claimer has gone to the bote heresy. No one claims her anymore.
>>718557462
hope you do well
>>718557285
sounds great tho
>>718557285
Are you outside? Because if you are at home just get a heater out and some blankets.
>>718557378
I like both Rory.
>>718557422
If you have a great imagination you can guess why I got the boner. I mean come on, you wouldn't want to stick a finger in that hole because she is teasing you would you?
>>718557462
Eh? Is this another awesome copypasta I don't know of or Saber is making a dramatic comeback?
>>718557575
That's not a reason
>>718557576
It's not. Cold rain just makes you freeze.
It's like 2℃
>>718557622
That question want even worth asking. Why would I complain about it is I was inside
>>718557378
Nyanpasu my man
What's up with you?
>>718557466
How so? Dogs are the best creatures on this planet. Never met one I didn't like.
>>718556925
Too bad because this is what you're getting :^)
Unless you want more dong
I can provide that
>>718557462
Here, you can crave for the old days and weep with me.
Aboard the Cradle
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zy0szggs6Q
>>718557462
How the fuck...Both /a/ and /b/ have been wifu elitists for at least 8 years. Its rare for those with confilicting waifus to stay civil. If you had been around as long as you claim you would have thicker skin about it
.>>718557466
Two on one, your still wrong. Its basic math.
>>718557443
Now I'm not saying yes...
Do you folks not get any sleep?
>>718557670
Maybe your house got cold from the inside and you went out for a smoke and felt like shit? That happened to me so it could be a possibility.
>>718557752
6 hours is enough
>>718557752
Sleep? What's that?
>>718557842
I supposed as much
>>718557776
Generally I'd agree, but lately that seems lacking
>>718557622
>you wouldn't want to stick a finger in that hole because she is teasing you would you?
Are you out of your mind? Certainly not until she gently asks for it. My waifu deserves all the patience in the world.
>>718557521
Please stop being disrespectful to my waifu.
>>718557909
Sorry, I just felt like it when I saw it.
>>718557708
Pls no dong no
>>718557746
If it is, I'll gladly accept~
>>718557708
Most of my hate for dogs is just from past experiences that I didn't enjoy, but now I just think they're dumb and annoying
I return.
>>718558046
Hi
>>718557622
But boys cant love boys!
>>718557635
Yes it is. A poor reason, but a reason.
>>718557708
Still cant fall asleep. I think its pain but I dont really feel any.
>>718557752
I tried. Somethings keeping me awake.
>>718558046
welcome back
>>718558163
Sounds like you need to drink more then. That'll help you sleep
>>718557752
My cats won't let me. I get 5-7 hours a day
>>718557575
It may be the Fate of all Saber posters to jump ship at some point.
>>718557576
Thankyou
>>718557622
No copypasta, and probably not the comeback of the Saber you know. But it is a comeback.
>>718557710
Thanks for the feels.
>>718557724
Between you and me bro, I ramped up the dramatics a little, but the events minus the hyperbole are accurate.
>>718557997
I could be convinced. Maybe. As always.
>>718558163
Some warm food might help you get to sleep, maybe.
>>718558207
Aw, I miss my cat. She was never the kind to not let me sleep, though.
>>718558232
Also what's up with the dropped file size limit.
>>718558335
I love my cats. They're lovely. They only don't let me sleep because they're not even 1 year old. They're about 6 months old.
They're hyper kittens
>>718558384
Idk man, I've been thinking that 2MB is kinda small..
>>718558384
It's Hiroshimoot being a kike
>>718558102
Hello, the same Holo that was the playing the piano on an earlier occasion I assume.
>>718558201
But how will you hug me though?
>>718557462
Past mistakes best left forgotten.
It happens.
>>718558384
Some stupid decision. You wouldn't happen to be the OG Saber anon from the earlier days of these threads would you?
>>718558482
I think you've got the wrong person
Miss honker is ultimate waifu
>>718558434
Oh, that's one hell of an age to deal with them. My cat was pretty calm even from a young age, though. Best cat ever, wish I could have brought her with me when I moved.
>>718558232
That's plenty fair haha. I disapeared for a hot minute as well. I feel like I have to lurk in alot of threads still due to some of the changes. But waifu threads never change.
>>718558163
Stop this nonsense! Don't dare brainwash me!
>>718558046
How is your day so far?
>>718558207
Oh hey there.
>>718558232
Well good to have you back then.
>>718558384
Ask Hiroshimoot
Best type moon claimed.
>>718553827
How is my favorite math vixen?
>>718558577
I'm pretty happy about these two kittens so far. They're lovely. They love to cuddle and are super trusting. Not even afraid of the dogs in my house when they first saw them. Quite the opposite. They cuddled the dugs and attacked their legs in a playful manner while purring
>>718558648
A cute autist!
How are you?
>>718553988
Kek
>>718558696
Ryougi Shiki is best Shiki. Got the Saber version of her in FGO yesterday, I was so happy.
>>718556518
At least you don't throw rocks at them like some waifus around here...
Not to mention any names *cough* sachi *cough*
>>718558759
I imagine your dogs are pretty chill, which would only help the cats get that confidence.
>>718558696
SHIKI, I DID IT!
Got MUH TAKAO.
>The grind was fucking suck
>>718558541
Is that sarcasm? Sorry, I can't really tell.
>>718558648
Decent, cleared some space on my laptop to download some anime and pictures, worked for a bit. Ate some salad.
>>718558696
I personally prefer Touka.
>>718558970
You're fucking suck
>>718558759
Wow you got a new one! I am fine. Doing some admin check-ups on a bunch of Discarrot servers.
How is your day?
>>718559018
Well you do more interesting things than I do so far. Good on you.
>>718558496
I'm certainly not the original Saber, but fairly early. My waifu before Saber became 'available' was Winry Rockbell.
>>718558962
Yeah, when they saw the cats running around their legs they stood still and watched them and looked like
"what the hell am I supposed to do? Should I move? No, better not... Please let this be over with soon though
>>718558696
I haven't seen you in a while, how are you?
>>718559101
Yeah, I normally just search for Chara ones, but that one was in the way... so I saved it.
Sounds like you had a lot of fun kicking people.
My day was boring. Talked with Sono on the thread and am generally doing good.
Also, I got Discord some days ago
>>718558816
Oh I didn't realize she was a drop again, I played the game when her event came out but sadly missed void Shiki because rng. Not that it would matter since I lost the account shortly after.
>>718558970
Good job, I also got it. Too bad I suck at high tier cruisers.
Did you get anything nice from santa crates?
>>718559018
You mean Touko?
She's certainly great too, still waiting for the full translation.
>>718559018
It's ok. I can't really tell either!
>>718558628
The rest of /b/ is feeling pretty foreign right now but /waifu/ seems more or less the same so far, maybe less bickering.
>>718559063
I'll fucking suck you.
>>718559196
Got the Prinz Eugene. As for actual Santa boxes, was waiting till tonight to open them so I could bitch about my shitty gifts to my friends.
Claim
>>718559196
She was part of the New Years gacha thing where you could get servants from all of the year's events. I got super lucky.
>>718559308
Please do.
Would fuck 10/10
>>718559188
That's definitely the kind of dog you want to have if you're going to have cats in the house. Not overgrown pups like my brother had. Way too physical for the cat
>>718559398
Forgot image
>>718559188
Oh hey neat. Just don't use it much. The threads needs autism from us. And I am not really kicking people, the previous admin ragequit and gave all the perms to me so I have to invite some bots, create some text channels there and there, etc.
If anything though here is my tag on Discord: Flandre#0958 Friend me when you want.
Let's change topic. What did you have to eat last? I ate some really tasty cinnamon bun with milk.
>>718559305
At least they are not making me work out anymore.
>>718558234
Poor anon. Getting denied his daily dirty talk.
>>718559308
Oh nice, I got 180 days of premium, indirect murmansk and a ton of flags/camos
>>718559344
Oh nice, now that you mention it I heard of mention of that in a TM thread. In terms of the game I always preferred KC even with the type moon draw.
>>718559540
I ate some salami toast yesterday evening. That's about it.
I'll add you soon, just gotta throw away some metal first
>>718559398
Yeah, collies are pretty chill in that regard. We have 5 pets now. 3 cats and two dogs.
>>718559755
Salami toast? Aww... I wish I could buy good salami here.
>>718559316
jerk
>>718559196
Yep, I actually saw that mistake and tried to fix, but it was too little too late.
Translations? For the Light Novel you mean? I'm interested in getting into that.
>>718559623
Nice. I think in one of the daily boxes, I got a good 250 of the bonus credits or XP flags. I'll have to take a look.
Murmansk?
Also, I've had a few good games with Takao, but the Haguro has been so good. I decided to set it up as a fire ship, and I got Arsonist on one of the matches. It was pretty kek.
>>718559755
Collies, huh? I could see them as being pretty chill, yeah. Belgian Shepard, not so much.
Maybe sometime I'll get a pet that doesn't have as much of a footprint, something that can live in a tank.
>>718559596
Rolling for push-ups.
What's going on here?
>>718559600
Hey, we both have more than enough dirty talk in private.
>>718559623
Honestly FGO isn't a very well-designed game. Of the three shitty Japanese free-to-play games that I play, it's my least favourite.
>>718560436
If dubs double the amount
>>718559872
Request sent
Is there no good salami there?
>>718560112
Like a snake? Snakes are awesome.
I remember there was a pet snake at one of the zoos I visited. Was all over me the little thing and went into my armpit. It's cute.
I think after my cats I'd like to have a snek.
>>718560508
Hey there
>>718560508
Are you boys meming in here?
Get to bed NOW. It's a school night!
>>718560540
Hey
How are you Chara?
>picking waifus over husbandos
Also claim
>>718558202
But I dont want to drink
>>718558272
Its a bit late for that. Im not warming anything up at 3:30 am.
>>718558648
BOYS CANT LOVE BOYS
>>718558232
Nicely done with the wordplay.
>>718560587
Aight hol' up
>>718560540
N e 1 hoo likes sneks is a creep o zoid
>>718560587
Excuse me?
It's 6 pm
>>718560624
>what is heterosexuality
>>718560511
This time last year I'd have called you a fag for saying you like dirty talk. Now I find it the hottest fucking thing.
Gotta love the weather, yesterday it was 12 degrees, today is 40
>>718560034
Oh no the light novels are long translated, I mean the visual novel Witch of the holy night, which is like an alternate time/prequel for Touko in her younger years. Also has a really nice soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCQIwPdAXco
>>718560082
Just a reskinned Omaha with slightly better guns since stalinium. And yeah the Myouko class is good too, I'm on the Mogami now.
>>718560511
Yeah and I fundementally dislike the catcha model, but maybe that comes from being spoiled from KanColle
>>718560624
Are you a girl?
>>718560662
Why?
>>718560592
Been doing fine, thanks. What about you?
>>718560624
New phone, who dis?
>>718560659
But boys are cuter
>>718560709
Im a gross tranny
>>718560808
It was what everyone else on /b/ did. Was fucking stupid considering k never even tried it. Then I did, and do it quite often now.
>>718560436
I see how it is
>>718560659
No its 9:15pm
>>718559982
Why?
>>718560886
Dis is Kuroo
>>718560540
Snakes are awesome. I might consider that if I could ensure that I would be a good owner to one. Snakes live a long time, and I wouldn't want to be responsible for a short lifespan
>>718560886
Good to hear, any backlash from stopping the meds?
I am a bit tired but not really feeling sleeping
>>718560913
No they're not
>>718560959
Good joke
>>718560697
Ah, I'm severely uninformed, I should probably read those as well. That sounds like a neat addition.
So it hasn't been fully translated yet?
>>718561026
No, dis is Chara
>>718561036
Oh yeah, same here. I'm not going to get a snake right of the bat, but when I can ensure it would live comfortable. Then I'd put it around my neck and walk around the house with snekbro
>>718561076
The biggest backlash was that my sex drive came back like a plane crash for about a month. It's back to normal now though.
The rest I'm not sure yet, I feel much more in control over me so I'd say it's good I stopped
>>718560514
Not a good team to get quads.
>>718560647
Thanks, I try y'know.
>>718560959
Don't get me wrong. It's not like I actually DID the push-ups. I mean come on.
>>718561172
Is this the crusty crab?
>>718561076
Boys are superior in terms of cuteness and sexyness
>>718561100
No I think there's 5 or 6 chapters out of like 12 translated.
Why do I suddenly want to watch feels moments from games?
>>718556518
nice meme waifu tho
back to claim ritsu again
>>718561172
Shame that snakes aren't quite as cuddly as mammals. But I just wouldn't have the time to care for that kind of pet.
>>718561250
Well damn... I actually did them. Oh well, I guess I was the only loser that did what i was told haha.