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Ask an old man anything. I'm almost 50, older than all of you. Ask me about life. I'll tell you all about it. I've got some good tips.
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when is it ok to stop wetting the bed.
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What's your job?
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how do i tell my parents that i think youre a faggot?
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>>718551371
How does it feel being unwanted?
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>>718551371

Do you enjoy golden showers?
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>>718551371
I'm 45. I don't know why I still come to this "rate my sister" "fb fap" "wwyd" cringefest.
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Still trying to find happiness or is it an on-the-go kind of deal?
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i have a foul stench coming from my nutsack, how do you deal with that?
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>>718551371
>What's your job?
Bullshit marketing job that I hate. I made some good money but I wish I did something I liked.
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why are you here?
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>>718551371
>Still trying to find happiness or is it an on-the-go kind of deal?
Happy I guess but there's a lot that sucks
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>>718551550
What would you like to do as a job?
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>>718551371
>why are you here?
Don't want to work at the moment.
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>>718551371
>>>718551371
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>Do you enjoy golden showers?
Can be fun but those days are over
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>>718551371
How well does suicide work for a 20yr old without a life?
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>>718551371
Getting close to finishing my degree in economics and mathematics in a top 100 world university (not amazing but definitely an above average uni, especially for my country). Wtf should I do? Got no work experience and no clue wtf field to go into. I know my degree is good for a lot, but wtf do I do now?
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why u no answer questions
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>>718551371
I'm past 50, older then you, but tell me what you think about the Election and what's to come.
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>>718551371
>>>718551371
>Getting close to finishing my degree in economics and mathematics in a top 100 world university (not amazing but definitely an above average uni, especially for my country). Wtf should I do? Got no work experience and no clue wtf field to go into. I know my degree is good for a lot, but wtf do I do now?
What do you like? What are your interests? Find a way to make money doing that. Most important advice I can give
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>>718551522
you know you could start your own thread and bitch about that there.
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do you play video games?
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>>718551371
>>>718551371
>I'm past 50, older then you, but tell me what you think about the Election and what's to come.
I don't think trump has a chance. Every major media outlet is biased against him. And people are generally stupid.
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>>718551371
>do you play video games?
I like the idea of them but they are too hard for an old shit like me
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>>718551371
Why cant you answer replies properly?
You are allways replying to your own post with a quote of the asked question.
I dont believe that you are here often.
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>>718551953
I just realized that he actually was answering questions lol. Thank you for pointing that out anon.
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What was your worst relationship?
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>>718551953
its funny that he knows how to green text but not reply to posts properly ?
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>>718551371
>its funny that he knows how to green text but not reply to posts properly ?

it's funny how your a faggot
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do you ever know WHAT is gonna come through that door?
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>>718552072
My marriage
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>>718551371
looking like Tito Dick there
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>>718551953
>>718551953
>>718551953
I'm old
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Is it worthwhile to move in with my girlfriend before proposing? She is supposed to move in in April. Also, give general life advice.
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>>718552648
kek
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>>718552569
I dont understand you married couples, saying its the worst thing. Id rather be divorced and lonely than have to force myself into a marriage that isnt working
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>>718552724
Don't marry her until you live with her. And just don't get married. Sorry but it doesn't work for anyone
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>>718552724
Live with her before proposing, she might be difficult to live with
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>>718551371
What is more important. Proving to yourself that you can do something or convincing someone else you are good enough to accomplish something? Two different concepts, one of them is less important. Which one?
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>>718551371
What's your best experience. Most memorable?
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>>718551371
What should I say if I want to flirt with a girl?
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>>718552745
Kids complicate things. If I get divorced I'm paying support for 10 years. No easy answer
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>>718552822
Prove yourself. Fuck what others think. Seriously
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>>718552851
Youve a beautiful fertile womb, let me plant my seed
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>>718551371
how is your view on today's generation ?
do the older generations have trouble operating modern electronics or they just don't want to learn?
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>>718552826
Having kids. And first time I fucked a tranny
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>>718552872
Not if they are 18+
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>>718551371
Why the fuck would anyone want advise from a 59 year old man that spends his time on an anime picture forum?

You've clearly failed at life and have nothing to offer. Go drink yourself to death, loser.
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>>718552851
Ask her about herself. Don't talk about you.
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fuck off grandpa.
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>>718552814

Thanks
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>>718552958
I think younger generation is entitled and too politically correct. But creative and really smart
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>>718553025
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>>718552965
Yes but they aren't.
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>>718552724
Not OP but I'm 30 and ab to propose my live-in gf of 2 yrs. Waiting until we've lived together for a couple of years is absolutely the smartest decision i've made. I've lived with a lot of girls/ roommates and there were issues constantly. My current gf might be the only other human being I can stand living with. Trust me, it really is like they say: 'you don't truly know someone until you live with them.'
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>>718552925
Others pay for your food and living arrangements.

Think they don't?

You work at wall mart. If people didn't buy shit you wouldn't have a job.

You work at amazon. If people don't buy shit you sont have a job.

Our lives revolve around other people. Ignoring them is impossible. To live a life completely saying fuck everyone else is impossible.
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I gotta say I like the way op answers questions. It's much easier to follow the thread on a phone when he greentexts the question and then gives the answer
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>>718553091
Well whyd you have kids then was it what she wanted?
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You like battletoads?
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>>718551749
Op is old. I don't think he knows how to reply
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>>718553110
Op here. All women are impossible. All of them. Unhappy, miserable, uptight. Sorry to say it. You won't be getting laid anymore once you get married and have kids. I haven't had a blow job in years
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>>718551371
Starting your mid life crisis a little late are we?
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>>718551537
That rampant bacteria. Shower more or pretend it's Chanel.
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>>718552377
>>>718551371 (OP)
>>its funny that he knows how to green text but not reply to posts properly ?
>it's funny how your a faggot
Kek
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>>718553151
It's what I wanted, I didn't know she was going to become the way she is
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>>718551371
when do salt water to make pasta?
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>>718553113
If you don't think you can do something nothing else is possible.
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>>718552377
I'm glad to see this joke never get old, I'm looking forward to enjoying calling someone a faggot forever.
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I'm 56, retired and surf the net all day. I do all my outside chores in the morning before all the scumbags come out. Sick of seeing fuckers wearing their pants like they gave a load of shit in them. Youngsters today are pussies.
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>>718553213
Having kids was your mistake, Anon. RIPIP.
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>>718553598
Marriage was the mistake. The kids are cool.
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>>718553655
I've never seen anyone regret having kids.
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>>718553655
Im sure the kids could deal if you divorced, i doubt they would lose their shit
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>>718551371
Im 44 this place turned into shit!!!
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>>718553950
Would be bad. Plus the child support thing makes it impossible.
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Are you a footfag
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>>718551531
Happiness is relative to unhappiness, without one you don't have the capacity to appreciate the other.
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>>718553933
>check'd
Pleased to meet you. Children suck in every sense of the word.
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I'm also 45. You mentioned you're in marketing. I'm trying to sell a product online, but no one wants to so much as give me a look in. Any tips on getting noticed?
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