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Why aren't you a vegan?

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Why aren't you a vegan?
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vegan< looking at fruit. fruitarian pleb
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why are you a vegan?
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Because I'm not a faggot.
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>>718521780

Food tastes better to me when I know it suffered just before it died
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>>718521780
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Because I'm not as smart as them, have no worthwhile morals of my own, and am really fuckin lazy
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BACON that's why you plant fucking hippy
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Because I'm not a libtard cucklord
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>>718522864
this
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>>718521780
http://www.strawpoll.me/12081219/
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>>718522864
careful you don't cut yourself with that edge
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>>718521780
Why is he so thin yet have a double chin
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>>718522864
kys edgelord
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Op you just answered your own question.that man is sick. google him. check his IG. I'm too disgusted to post a pic of him.
>>718523469
The same reason starving niggers have huge bellies. Malnourishment.
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Because I'd keep forgetting to tell people that I was a vegan...

Seems like a pain in the ass to have to tell every single person.
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>>718521780
if he is vegan he is doing it wrong. you still need to lift and eat the proper amount of calories. now with that said don't expect to be vegan and look like kai green, phil heath, ronnie coleman, chris benoit, big show, a wide receiver or any other huge muscle guy.
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Because I am not an infantile child who thinks that animals are in any way morally equivalent to humans.
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>>718523384
>>718523483

Tumblr is out hard tonight
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>>718521780
I like to eat what I kill, hunting for sport is for faggots and cucks
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>>718526399
I dunno anon, seems pretty edgy to me, seems like someone is listening to too much linkin park and playing too much shadow the hedgehog
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>>718523384
>>718523483
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>>718521780
Who me?
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>>718521780
Vegans are no different than cutters to me. They hate it but they torture themselves anyway.
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>>718528311
>unironically using the word edgy

It's because you're a fag.
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>>718523868
>>718521780
Just googled the image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld2nWfIap2k
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>>718521780
look at that fagot
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>>718522811
Nigger stole my post
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>>718530275
Jesus fuck, if you're gonna troll at least do it right, I took the bait for a reason and this is all your giving me? I'm disheatrend anon
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>>718521780
because the dopamine release i get from eating meat is greater than the smug release i get from telling others than i'm vegan.

i'm trying to quit eating mammals though
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>>718532014
>28 days

yeah right
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I have almost eliminated meat from my diet, but I do eat it once in a while and I feel like less of a poor subhuman nigger for it.
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Bodybuilding. Chicken steak. No interest in vegan building. gains are much slower or nearly impossible.
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>>718532021
interesting , why tho ?
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>>718532118
You can be a skeletal vegan and die just as hard as a fatass meatstuffer with diabeetus if you don't maintain any muscle mass. being sedentary is the worst thing you can do.
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Honestly I would knowing how disgusting meat is and how livestock is the main contributor to global warming but I can't because of the money and the lack of nutritional/cooking skills
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>>718521780
Being vegan isn't healthy as people think and every vegan I've met is fucking retarded
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>>718532202
what's a chicken steak
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>>718532295
cause I think cows r cute. :3

also the green house gas emissions from the beef industry are 10x higher than poultry.

I can't eat meat off the bone anymore, it's gotta be a processed into a nugget or something boneless or I just feel sad.
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>>718521780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxs_mTRjLAU
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>>718521780
Dude has a big fucking head.
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>>718521780
Steak
Bacon
BBQ baby back ribs
Fried chicken

anyone?
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>>718521780
Hey this guy is actually recovering from orthorexia. At least he is trying to get more healthy.
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>>718521780
I'm ok with faggots but that guy is repulsive tbh
>>718533048
>recovering
Check his instagram, he looks the same.
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>>718521780
He looks malnourished. No muscle mass. He's deprived like a holocaust survivor.
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>>718521780
Because humans are omnivores you fucking stupid piece of shit
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>>718521780
I like meat and milk products while simultaneously not caring about the environment or animals.
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>>718532014
first 14 days no effect. last 14 days amazing transformation only goku could do. yeah fucking right.
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>>718533525
Yeah, we eat anything!!!
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>>718532014
>exactly the same faggot in all three pictures
>flexing after exercise in the third.
obsession with bullshit
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>>718533141
Christ it's no wonder the west is in decline. What a disgraceful pair of homos
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>>718521780
Because I hate myself enough already.
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>>718521780
niggas gonna nig
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>>718521780
because being vegan is fuckng gay
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>>718531936
>jesus fuck
Careful with those edges friend
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>>718521780
cause i like having sex, and wasnt willing to wait until marriage
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I'm not vegan but I eat a lot more veggies than I do meat. I also eat no beef, pork, or any red meats really that shit is super bad for you. The only proteins I really eat are chicken and tofu. I don't shit on anyone who does eat that shit on the reg though.

>Nothing beats a triple cheeseburger w/ fries tho 8^)
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>>718534426

Most vegan people do it for ethical reasons. If something is arguably wrong (killing animals) then can there be a middle ground? Would a judge let you off the hook if you only stole money once a month?
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>>718534426
>red meats really that shit is super bad for you
>bad for you
Humans are designed to ingest red meat.
A few people confident humans can scare away a pack of lions from their kill to scavenge a piece.

There are many evolutionary factors that would conclude that humans are adapted perfectly to eating mammal meat.
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>>718534814
Assuming that if it was wrong--killing animals that is--then I don't think there would be a middle ground. It's either you do one or the other. Then again I never think about it; also I really don't give a shit about animals dying unless it's my dog or something. Oh well
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>>718534903
In moderation yeah there really isn't a problem. Diet & exercise contribute a lot to cancer and health problems in general. So eating A LOT of red meat is bad for you in the long term.
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>>718535181
Yeah I'd agree. I live in the world's #1 meat eating nation and it's just ridiculous, here.

Australia btw. It's considered weird extremely strange to not have meat in any meal here, especially dinner.
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>>718535371
Australia is the #1 lmao. I would have expected America. I'm from the US I would have expected us to have that spot. Better watch that diet boy before you catch that colon cancer GG
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>>718535072
You could always try start giving a shit. You dont need to love all animals to become a vegetarian, just as you dont need to love all humans to not become a murderer. In the end it just boils down to the question if your need for tasty meat justifies killing another being. If you feel that isnt the case, the choice becomes clear.
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>IM NOT A VEGAN BECAUSE IM A MACHO
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>>718521780
Because I'm a faggot and can't keep meat out of my mouth
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Animals eat animals
Humans are animal
Human eats cow=weak ass vegans bitching
Crocodile eats cow= nature
Croc eats croc=nature
Human eats vegan=crime
I call bullshit
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>>718535578
dw doctor fingered my butt a few months back he said it's all okey dokey
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>>718535582
I love a good chicken quesadilla with mozzarella, spinach, and peppers tho 8^).

I have a clear conscious so its all good in the hood.
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I value my health and my quality of life.

/thread
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>>718535806
Animals dont have a choice. Humans do.
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Because when I kill something I dont want to waste anything
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>>718521780
at the end of the day it's all just cells, plus it tastes better
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>>718521780
Cause I dont wanna look like the guy in your pic OP
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>>718535853
Lit. My brother is 26 and already has ulcerative colitis. Doctor told him it was probably because of his diet and he never really exercises. He was actually forced to go vegan because if he didn't his asshole would ravage him. Anyways it's all circumstantial. So much shit plays into it.

>inb4 my family is pretty genetically predisposed to cancer :'(
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>>718536065
Then I suggest we start eating and breeding humans next
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>>718521780
I enjoy eating meat.
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meh, most Vegans don't even know what the fuck they are dong to be honest.

I've met Vegans that have mayo, eggs and other shit that is on the edge of veganism. Why only half-ass it though?

I've met vegans who feed their cat or dog tinned fucking animal mince or 'pet food'
Seriously if the world went vegan, how the hell do you thnk pets would survive?

Why would you want to eat 5x the amount of food to get your nutrition anyway? A bit of meat isn't going to hurt you, just the animal. Which wouldn't have existed anyway if wasn't bred for consumption.

And lastly, the stereotype of vegans projecting onto everyone exists for a reason. If we go out to eat, just order a fucking salad, you don;t have to tell me your vegan.
I literally couldn't care what you eat
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>>718536291
Honest answer. But is it enough to justify the killing and suffering involved?
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>>718521780
because i am lion
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>>718535927
Might wanna read up on the heath part m8
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>>718536624
/thread
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>>718536624
bork for me
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>>718536132
I actually have a bee keeper friend who has ulcerative colitis. But he just calls colony collapse disorder.

bu-tum-tiss.

for real though I hope your friend is still okay even after the obamacarelopalypse.
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>>718521780

I like cheese waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much
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>>718532014
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>>718536850
It's alright. Trump is gonna make the market competitive so people will get healthcare @ more affordable rates now.

>lmao
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>>718521780
I don't need to be.
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>>718532588
>something boneless or I just feel sad.
Everything dies. Vegans want to pretend nothing dies, and cute puppies live forever.
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>>718536972
>trumpcare
>pleb has genetic disease
>IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT
>goes bankrupt over medical bills
>land of the free
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>>718532014
>zero muscle gain except core
sounds about right
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>>718536529
I don't think it's justified but regardless I'll probably do it anyways. I'm weak willed. Every time I tell myself I'll go vegan I fail in about a week of no animal products to or until I get hungry. I know it's awful but that's my honest answer. Also having kids is can cause just as much if not more suffering which is something hardly addressed by vegans.
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>>718521780
Because stupid vegans are the most insufferable self-righteous twats.

You are what you eat.
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>>718521780
Animals taste good.

Besides, the domesticated food animals that we breed can't survive without us. And we can't just afford to keep millions of these animals around without some sort of profit motive.

Having said that, humanity as a whole does need to eat more vegetables for a variety of reasons.
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>>718521780
op's pic related should be more than enough to explain why not.

>picture worth a thousand words
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>>718531936
Cringy... stop posting autist.
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>>718522811
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