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Ask an anon who's introducing his GF to 4chan anything.

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Ask an anon who's introducing his GF to 4chan anything. Pic related
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OP is a faggot
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>>718518561
Kill urself
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>>718518561
Why would you subject your girlfriend to this place?
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>>718518561
I'll fuck ur gf in the ass so hard she fucking dies of internal bleeding
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>>718518561
She looks like she likes em black
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>>718518975
OP here. She says "thanks I guess"
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>>718518954
She always asks "what's this 4chan your always on" so I decided to show her..so far she doesn't like it
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>>718518954
He obviously hates her
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>>718518561
When did you first get into 4chan?
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>>718519179
I didn't say that because I like her
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>>718519392
About 4 years ago. Senior of hs
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>>718519392

last summer
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>>718519327
She's going to think it's an awful place, and that you are an awful man


And you know what?

She's right lol
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>>718519392
OP here, Middle school, before I started liking girls instead of boys.
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>>718518561
I guess op is about to become single
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nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
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What would she rate my dick out of 10?
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WILL YOU BE MY CHEESE WIFE?
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>>718520098
Op here. She isn't having fun anymore
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>>718520004
3D girls are not important
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WILL YOU BE MY CHEESE WIFE??
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>>718520273
All she has to do is say 1 number.
I'm sure you won't care if she thinks highly of it.
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>>718520273
Awe cmon , we are just fucking with you
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Dildotronics -
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>>718518561
<3
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>>718520560
She really liked the nigger in the watermelon suit
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>>718520797
Maybe show her some of the other threads? This is literally the worst thread to introduce a newfag to 4chan
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WILL YOU BE MY CHEESE WIFE???
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>>718520273
4 chan is good for alot of stuff and depending on what you are using it for will rely on were exactly in 4 chan you are soooooo.... the random board is like join hands around the world of the most deprived shit on the web and around the world... but also a very creative place with freedom. You can't have one without the other. So ignore the bad stufff and take from the good. Just like in life. Unless you a lil bitch and the world scares you cuz you a close minded hoe
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>>718520985
OP here. She needs to know all of 4chans true glory
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>>718521098
OP here. Exactly Muh nigga
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>>718518561
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(::¥::) <— check out that booty it is, among other things, a booty for us all - that we may bask in the light and warmth of the glorious booty –may we never know want.
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>>718521195
That my friend takes time and interaction on a personal level

Maybe even utility
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>>718518561
she has Jew-face
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WILL YOU BE MY CHEESE WIFE????
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>>718518561
Wheres her eyebrows?
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Is she gonna show her fuckin tits or what?
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http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a51576/mclaren-burned-donald-trump-branding/
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OP here. I just asked her and she said "No"
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BITCH I ASKED YOU A FUCKING QUESTION
>will you be my cheese wife?
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>>718518561
I'm gonna let you know right now ya dun goofed. I lost a relationship because of this place. She's going to start lurking on her own, see all the trap, cheese pizza, dick rate, gore, and tom foolery that goes on here and think that's what you're about even though you're probably not. It's going to come up one day at the worst possible time when you talk shit about her to your parents, and talks shit about you to them.
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>fucking answer me whore
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