a joke in five words

>>718507422
knock knock

>>718507771
who who who whom there?

>>718508264
fuck off

>>718507422
i knocked up ur mum

I am black.

There are only two genders

>>718507422
why did the spider cross the street?

>>718508738
he said a joke not a fact.
(unless you count hermaphrodites)

>>718508812
why?

>>718509000
to get to the fools house.

knock, knock

Some people think Obama good

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>>718508355
you fuck off, dick sucker

>>718509241
sodomeeeeeeeeeeheeeeee

>>718509122
Who's there?
The spider
OK joke but predictable

>>718509134
some people think trump god

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People actually voted for Trump.

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The United States of America

two black men and a...

>>718509343
actually my answer was going to be vault tec.
Knew you were the fool.


(typed from a laptop outside your house)

>>718509377
your mom suck many penises

>>718507422
penis penis penis penis micropenis

Go fuck yourself, OP. Seriously.

>>718509538
people believe Bernie would won

>>718508599
I'm not sure about op but I thought this was funny.

>>718509614
my mom is a tranny

>>718509811
can't when you sucking me

commander in chief donald trump

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>>718509879
Moot still runs this website.

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You a beaver? Cause dam.

>>718507422
how deep is balls deep?

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>>718510403
now is this technically 4 words or 5 words

>>718510305
the jews control it all

>>718510468
Dad, how deep is balls deep?

Sex, or no sex?
Both.

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>>718510403
>>718510573
when you reach fifth base

>>718510305
moot slaps trap dicks

>>718509879
Bernie would've won if Hillary hadn't cheated her way into the democratic nomination.

>>718507422

donald trump is our president

>>718510305
Lmao best one yet

>>718510744
this

>>718510744
that
is
not
5
words

>>718510605
can't be rape if you...

>>718510850
>5
>words

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>>718510744

i stink and haven't showered

>>718510744
Well this joke turned sour quickly.

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>>718510685
>the best

>>718510744
the weak always cry bullshit

>>718509241
>gayreeks

>>718511005
you open with 2 double quotes and close with a triple quote
>my autism can't stand it

>>718510965
you are a cuck ron

>>718507422
Then he says

THE ARISTOCRATS

>>718511084
that looks roman to me.

Big Black Full Of Crack

I believe in women's rights

America elected a Russian puppet.

>>718511269
i believe in men rights

I shot all of them

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>>718507422
usa still a super power

Two dicks up, four outback

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>>718511269 >>718511467
I believe in human rights.

>>718507422
niggers, niggers niggers niggers; niggers.

>>718507422
that is a feminine penis

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>>718511716
I believe in animal rights

>>718511851
I believe in your rights.

>>718511736
trigger,trigger,trigger,trigger,friggers

>>718507422
OP is not a faggot.

>>718511979
I believe in you friend

>>718507422
Mexico won't pay for wall

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>>718512126 >>718511851
I want that booty anon

For sale: Baby coffin. Used

>>718509549
fucking kek

>>718510390
that pic killed me

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>>718512371

Seal walks into a club.

>>718507422
dude traps are so gay

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>>718512369
can you be into tits

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>>718507422
the united states of america

OP is a faggot.

>>718512753
JK Rolling

>>718512753
for you anon yes I can

>>718512753
bread roll

>>718512982
nice

>>718507422
Do you like my trips?

>>718507422
fiAve woJOKErds

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>>718512726
putting it in that way

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>>718512947
don't forget the thighs too

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loli are not into pedos

why am i still alive

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>>718513243
I'm so glad you're here.

There's more than 2 genders

>>718513522
god want you to suck

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>>718513608
weak sauce anon,need class

>>718513608
also referred to this post >>718511851

>>718507422
A mirror will help then.

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>>718513943
class is for the social

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>>718514321
sex is for the beast

>>718508738
but that's not a joke

>>718509549
jajajajajajaja

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>>718514722
everybody needs love though anon

Black people are human beings

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>>718514966
everybody want lust not love

My life

i have severe crippling depression

>>718507422
Op is not a retard

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>>718515245
lust: only part of love

Grandfathers last word: a truck

>>718512369

What anime is this from?

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>>718515709
not when one want more

>>718515843
>grandfather had two last words

>>718511058
That's why people think the election was rigged, right anon?

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>>718515916
resident evil is not anime

>>718516018
it was dick size truck

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>>718516018
No, only the LAST word was his last word. Do you even definition?

Do want look go like

>>718516331
but colon anon try pluralizing

>>718516299
that is a sharp ass

My entire life, you know

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>>718516542
I still like her tho

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>>718509549
Europe is basically Iraq now.

I want to kill my shelf

>>718512753
roll

>>718516976
/b/ro you're better than that

>>718512753
Rollan? Rollan.

>>718507422
*Teleports behind* Nothing personal kid

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>>718515960
what is more than love?

but i pez from there

Infant shoes for sale, Unused

whites are the master race

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>>718517399
power is more than love

>>718516976
add a few book too

>>718507422
Liking traps is not gay

>>718507422
OP is a cock gobbler

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>>718517520
http://butipezfromthere.ytmnd.com/

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>>718517780
now you know true power

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>>718516976
Nigga that shelf didn't do anything to you. Did you hit your head on it? It was just sitting there, bro, and it hold your stuff for you.

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>>718517932
sucking dick is not gay

>>718518070
it is only through unity

>>718516498
I'm aware. I was simply pointing out that your correction was itself incorrect.

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>>718518070
only the weak want power

>>718512058
You beat me to it.

>>718518295
not bothering, too many words.

>>718516976
DOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEET!

>>718518406
and beat you off too

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>>718518375
I never said "I want"

>>718507422
OP really is a faggot

>>718518464
not werds. to menny bothering.

>>718518818
your grammar is ass dawg

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>>718518608
you know it ,wants it

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Nobody expects the spanish inquisition

>>718518730
Look he posted it again!

i have no pals,buddy

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Germany Brazil Seven to One

>>718507422
Op is not a faggot.

>>718512753
r

>>718519144
what did it post again

>>718519054
I still miss old pet...

>>718507422
Hillary Clinton ran for president.

>>718519634
just get a new pet

speaking in fives is art

>>718519698
you are queer of dick

>>718519802
many memories, can't get over

>>718520005
won't move on until ready.

I am not clinically depressed

>>718519047
I was just fucking around. Hopefully you were also. If you actually spell it "dawg" then I don't know what to think.

>>718520005
know hurt,keep fighting it

>>718520314
it's just a prank bro

>>718519059
Auto de fe, what's an auto de fe?
It's what you oughtn'ta do, but you do anyway.

>>718519602
>>718519237

>>718520315
you think I can recover?

>>718520412
Dat's kewl, bruv.

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>>718520680
every cut can heal anon