Name a better comedian. Pro tip: You can't.

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>>718488145

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Satan.
>I'm going to drive you and your loved ones to suicide before enslaving the planet and soiling, then ultimately destroying everything that is sacred
You so funny, Satan.

Bill Hicks

>>718488821
Le epic meme friend

>>718488965
Overrated.
George Carlin > Everybody

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RIP in peace my friend

>>718488145
a-fucking-men, OP.

>>718488145
Robin williams

>>718489584
OP here. Confirmed god tier

>>718489584
THIS
not only is he the funniest person ever
Iv never been in a bad relationship with a girl thanks to him

>>718488145
filthy frank

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Doug Stanhope

>>718488145
>>718488210
>>718489070
>>718489584
These guys know what's up.

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what do i win?

>>718490453
A dick in your mouth

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>>718488145

>>718488965
yep, overrated. Just talked about bullshit he didn't like. Didn't know how to tell an actual joke.

>>718488145
overrated
married a nigger

>>718490842
how very edgy of you

>>718488145

Kevin Brennan. Not a lot of his material available, but I saw him live 3 times in NYC, and holy shit is he nuts.

>>718490842
At least he's married.

>>718490264
wrong

>>718488210
>I'm basically Rosa Parks of the word cunt
My sides

Also his 'god invited to a party' bit gave me chills

>>718490264
The goat.

>>718491483
You don't really think that, do you? Doug isn't even the top 10 greatest of all time.

>>718491054
bestiality isn't marriage

>>718492199
0/10 gtfo

>>718490453
Goat

>>718490264
Came here to say this.

Also, Norm Macdonald.

John Caparulo, he's fucking hilarious

>>718488145

jim carrey is pretty funny

>>718490453
Norm is a fucking god. Super smart too.

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>>718492921

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>>718488145
This son of a bitch

bo omg

>>718492974
I posted that, an i'm probably the opposite of him politically (based on his twitter and what i know about him), but yeah, he is super smart and the funniest living comedian. He understands timing better than anyone else.

George Carlin by far

>>718488145
for me: dead holy trinty: Pryor, Carlin, Hicks
alive: Burr, Chappelle and Loui CK ( but the fuck supported Hillary so...)

>>718489584
winner /thread

>>718493333
Nice get
>pryor
Just swears a lot
>hicks
Just complained
>carlin
Master wordsmith agreed

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John Mulaney
He's a dork, but he's fucking funny

and Jimmy Carr is slowly becomming good

>>718493457
well Pryor was best after he set himself on fire :D

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>>718493333
Quads witnessed

And Chappelle shout out. God tier.

>>718493571
He's certainly GOAT in heckler response time.

Dude has fucking trigger finger insults

>>718488210
+1 for Jim Jefferies

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He can get a little edgy sometimes but overall I think he's super funny
:^)

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>>718489070
he sucked shit,

all he did was make fun of religion
there was no variety in his jokes

>>718490264
Hilarious but depressing. His shows are like watching a man slowly die on stage. I'm pretty surprised he's made it this far, I thought he'd have dropped dead or killed himself by now.

100% he's going either by suicide or OD/liver failure.

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>>718494074

>>718493479
this

Carlin = overrated, tired crap
>>718489070
>>718490282
>>718493269
>>718493333
>>718493457
Carlin = overrated, tired crap

You are the only one here with sense, sir>>718494101
>inb4 samefag

>>718494101
>>718494259
The way he shit on religion made sense and sent chills down my spine.
May be repetitive but boy he could lay waste to anything holy.

>>718494101
no variety in george carlin with 15 HBO specials, kek!

>>718488965
>>718489070
>>718493457
>hurr hurr I agree with him so I'm gonna laugh

they haven't said 3 genuinely funny things between them. Carlinfags and Hickfags sit down.

>>718494464
The original Scooby Doo had 41 episodes.
Quantity isn't evidence of variety, fag.

Mitch hedburg

>>718494259
he had 3 major categories:
Geopolitical satyre (religion included)
Wordplay
Small things that we all have incommon

>>718494663
>boom
someone said it

zip........

>>718490264
This

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>>718490453
>>718490546
Jokes on you...im OP

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>>718488145
Hillary was a pretty good comedian

>>718494654
i know you are just trolling, nobody could be that retarded :) ask around in the stand up circles about carlin and you get the answer.

>>718489070


Agreed
.
/Thread

>>718494866
No you aren't faggot.

Nice GET though.

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frankie boyle

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Bill Burr
Jim Jeffries
George Carlin
Bill Hicks
Best 4 comics

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>>718494414
>sent chills down my spine
I bet it made your chins quiver too

>>718489584
overrated unfunny nigger

>>718494414
>needing someone else to tell you what to think about religion.

Brian Regan

>>718495210
Jesusfag detected

>>718494950
He isn't trolling

carlin was shit, just because he had a lot of shows doesn't mean they were good

>>718495090
remember that time Hicks actually told a joke? Neither do i

>>718494917
We have a winner!

>>718494950
ask around in movie ticket sales and you'll think Tyler Perry and Transformers are the best things ever made... but mass opinion is about as worthless as quantity as an estimator.

>>718493333
agreed on dead.
don't like Chapelle and CK. I prefer Jimmy Carr over both, at least his older stuff. Burr is funny though, esp. his dadvs mon and his ikea bits.

>>718495326
No I don't need it. Just saying that the way he masterfully deconstructs it point by point is impressive.

If you fail to realize that you are a faggot.

>>718495426
I will agree there, but he did tell a few jokes.

joe rogan

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there was a time, when this motherfucker was the shit

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>>718495375
actually not really, I'm not really christian anymore

carlin was a cuck who probably took it more times in the ass besides you

>>718495402
Yeah he's only the idol of every stand-up comedian ever, but what do they know about stand up. Clearly you know better.

>>718495693
Shit tier. He's about as intelligent as a blueberry.

>>718488145
You, because your life is a huge joke

>>718495530
I can form my own opinions about faith, yet i'm the faggot. You're a sheep, regardless of who you follow, faggot.

>>718495715
no one takes him seriously anymore, but get one of his old standup albums and that shit will have you falling out of your chair

>>718488210
Kill yourself

>>718495473
man you trippin, but i gues you like comics like Jim Carrey dont ya.

>>718495715
I don't know.

>>718495743
>look at how contrarian I am mom, are you proud of me?
kill yourself nigger.

>>718488965
>>718489070
The highest tier of overrated

>>718495918
I already posted who i like, scroll up.

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>>718495811

If he was then comedy would suck, so clearly not

>>718495852
>implying im even atheist
>every talk of religion means you follow ot
I'm willing to bet your opinions are vastly superior to everyone else's
>checks wrist fedora
>4:20
>blayz eet

>>718495715
>>718495906
this is true. My granddad had his records and i grew up listening to him as a kid. Regardless of anything else, he was a really funny guy.

>>718489584
RIP in piece

>>718495473
mass opinion... Carlin.. the comedian who pointed the middle finger to the man and the machine for 40 years. son get your head out of your ass. You got some learning to do

>>718490264
/thread

>>718490264
Only correct answer
>killer termites unite!

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>>718488145
Jerzy kryszak

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>>718488145

>>718496150
>implying you aren't also posting on an anime forum

>>718496105
I see you've never actually seen an interview of comics. That ofc makes you uniquely qualified to comment on the matter.

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>>718496052
if you can give me had evidence that carlin was the best I'll lay off

but you can't because he wasn't

>>718488145
Who dis?

>>718490842
How dare you. Nea is a saint

>>718496435
bill burr

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This oppossum faced fairy is pretty funny

>>718496683
God tier

>>718496423
I already did. Everyone whose opinions matters when judging the quality of a comedian says he was a master. You didn't even see his comedy or you wouldn't have said all he talked about was religion, because that's just straight up bullshit.

>>718490842
man you would cut one of your nuts off just to sniff that chocolate glore, that is his wifes ass (personality is shite tho)

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>>718496335
no joke

every time you type something I can only imagine this guy on the other end

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>>718488145
This dirty heeb.

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This motherfucker gave me more laughs over the years than any comedian.
God bless your racist, drunken, teen pussy loving soul.

HEHE HE SAID THE NIGGER WORD...... oops.

Louis C.K
Daniel Tosh

>>718496790
see
>>718496851

>>718495693
>joe rogan
I agree

>>718496664
...ive been out too long, still lost. =.=

>>718496851
I see why you are confused about the quality of comedy, you think fedora humor is funny.

you're a faggot, case closed.

Adding props for Norm MacDonald, Richard Pryor, and Patrice Oneal.

And, he's not the "best comedian" in the world or anything, but I saw Steve Hytner (played Kenny Bania on Seinfeld, "That's Gold, Jerry! Gold!") in a little Kansas City comedy club and he was funny as fuck in front of a live small crowd.

>>718496948
see
>>718497125

for all the comedy fans out here, this is a rare meeting of the greats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jus-OaJV8E

>>718496683
I forgot him. Yeah he's a comic beast. He will lay waste to some shit.
Love tosh.

>>718497079
Refer to
>>718495821

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>>718496834
disgusting shitskin pig

>>718489070
I have to agree. Loved that man. I took his death pretty hard

>>718496933
That would be my 2 also >>718496683

>>718495693
I like his podcast but dont find his stand up funny. Did a company offer him money to do a special or did he use his fear factor money to release one him self? Because I cant see HBO or CC finding him that funny to offer him a televised special

Anthony Jeselnik

>>718488145
Russel

not super famous, but this guy has a comedy-magic act that's pretty funny

>>718497458
underrated!

>>718497458
fucked amy schumer so no

Lel joe rogan is shit-tier

Even his podcast is only good relative to the guest.

>>718490453
You win a big head floating around the corner of the back of your garage

bo burnham

>>718497334
You're literally a 22 year old virgin faggot who would give his left arm to touch a girl.

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even this fading fuck was once a respectable stand up comedian

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>>718497125
>>718497183
holy shit I think I'm actually in an argument with real neckbeards.

>>718497334
REALLY surprised to find out he's married to a black woman. I'm in a mixed relationship myself. I quit listening to Bill Burr shit because he's pretty fucking racist.

>>718489584
Yaas, besides Burr. THIS NIIGGA PATRICE IS THA KANG. TAKEN FROM US TO SOON THO

>>718497778
>closetedfaggot.jpg

>>718497790
lets just dont feed this troll, he will return to his cavedwelling in the basement soon, living the life of fucking muschrooms. in the dark and eating shit

>>718488145
+1

Pablo francisko* is also pretty good.

>>718497196
>be me
>click Youtube [Embed] link on your post
>video loads
>0:02 of 28 minutes
>click [Remove] link
nigga i aint giving you half an hour of my life!

>>718498110
>Little Tortilla Boy

>>718490264
GTFO. Overrated cracka trash.
Id rather fuck with Joe Rogan than this trash. TRY AGAIN FAGGOT.

>>718496423
You win because Misato!

>>718497376
>>718495693
Rogan is not the funniest comedian out there, but he is real as shit and is not scared to just call life out. Mad respect for Rogan.