Caravan trader thread! After a so many shekel theft by your

Box is full of dildos.
Go right!

Shameless selfbump.

>>718449166
>>718449388
Sadface.

if 7 get box has dildos
if 9 get we go to town square and try to sell dildos

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>>718449689
You arrive at the town square.
What do you do now?
All you have is whats inside the box?
What is inside?

> 8 decides.

>>718450285
Pocket pussies just to confuse people

An eyeball

>>718450285
dildos

>>718450285
Copious amounts of weed.

>>718450613
Reroll

cocaine

>>718450710
was about to post this
so le rolle

A golden statue of our god emperor trump.

>>718450683
Again

>>718450285
dildos and pocket pussies

Fermented swine testicles

One million shekels

>>718450898
I got it.
Give me my weed.

If I roll 3 make the trader black.

>>718450285
local rabbi's daughter

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>>718450898

You open your box and see its full of weed.
What will you do with the weed?

>6 decides

>>718451310
Go to Niggerville and find Tyronius Lanister.

>>718451310
check what the three guys are selling

>>718451310
SMONKE IT ALLL AND GET HIGH AF LMAO XD

>>718451392
reroll

>>718451634
reroll

>>718451310
sell weed to the liberal jew

>>718451310
ask the happy merchant if hed like to buy some fine marujans

Beat the shit out of everyone there and then put their corpses in your wagon

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>>718451896

>Oy vey goyim, the happy merchant greets you!
>You offer him your weed and he happily pays 5 shekels for it. Muttering something about multiculturalism being the greatest thing for the white man!

Somehow you feel like you got ripped off.

> 5 Shekels
> 5 decides what do.

>>718452106
rip off the jews nose and stab him in the eye with it, then take the weed and sell it to the others

>>718452106
check what the fucker in the midle got for you

>>718452106
Bargain with the faggot in the middle.
Try to get him to sell his left toe.

Convince other traders to purge the Jew, steal his wares and cash, take wares away on the cart

>>718452106
tell happy merchant that you'll never forget the 6 gorillion then go to whore house

>>718452257
fuck it why nnot

reroll

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>>718452225

>After fully realising you got ripped of you attack the jew.
>Tearing of his nose and slamming it trough his eyesocket. Instakill!
> You take your weed and offer it to the next merchant.
>He quickly takes it and gives you all his gold.

Today wasnt all that bad it seems

> 105 gold
> 7 decides.

>>718452653
invest all gold in bitcoin

>>718452653

Melt gold into cow cast. Praise Bhaal for eternity

>>718452653
ask why the guy to the left is so sad, and also ask him what he's selling
67 get

>>718452740
reroll

buy porn

Tell other trader that trader with weed is fucking his wife.

>>718452790

reroll

buy the weed again

>>718452653
buy horse for cart

>>718452740
rollllll

>>718452920
reroll

whip dick out and start jerking off onto the gold, completely covering the gold with cum

break down happy merchants booth and put in back of cart

>>718452653
Go see yo nigga Tyronius Lanister in Niggerville.

>>718453301
Reroll

>>718453331
DAMNIT
Again

>>718452653
jack off in front of merchants

>>718453359
Reroll ffs

>>718453383
Fine, another one

>>718452653
This is hilarious

>>718453218

reroll

>>718453406
Anotha one

>>718452740
roll

>>718452653
exchange gold for weapons

>>718453446
How

>>718453473
The

>>718453380
rolllllll

>>718453500
FUCK

>>718452653
See what merchant 1has to offer

>>718453218

again!

>>718453536
AM I NOT GETTING A 7!?!

>>718452653
call cops on merchant for possession of marujans

>>718453569
>>718452653
FOR FUCKS SAKE REROLL

>>718453619
rollll

>>718452653
>718452653
This >>718453301

>>718452920
this

spend it all on underage prostitutes

jerk off onto gold, cover it completely with cum and call cops on the jew that bought your weed

>>718452920
re

Try to buy a little nigglet

>>718452653
40 posts without 7 get god dammit
go to bank and deposit gold

>>718453704
This

>>718453976
This

>>718452920
roll

>>718453752

whack off onto other merchants face

>>718452653
Suck an arab dick and give him 100 gold in the name of Yerushaleim gay pride.

>>718452653

shove all the gold up your anus

Niggers rob you

>>718454154
this

>>718454154
dis

>>718454002
This for fucks sake

>>718454198
Roll

>>718454061
reroll

raid jew stall

4 Niglets shoot you for all da weed

>>718454061
roll

mods disabled 7s in this thread

>>718454407
Pendejo!

>>718454245
Thi....
>>718454407
YOU FUCKING CUNT

>>718452653

Poison the shekels and give them out to the jew children in the market

>>718454379
Reroll

>>718454407
bahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa I'm fuckin dying here

>>718454446
This

>>718454407
o the irony.

>>718454521
Dis one fagg

>>718454407

kek

use the gold to hire jew-sassins to kill 718454407 and his family.

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These nigs party with you

>>718454527
yet another wasted 7

>>718454527
THIS IS SURROUNDED BY ME>>718454521
>>718454545

I CLAIM THEM FOR MYSELF
CONTINUE ADVENTURE

>>718454527
You fuck!

>>718454527
Double irony

>>718452653
With all the gold you pay a mechanic to build a robot that has a magnet on him so we gets you gold nearly all the time

>>718454379
Dis

shove gold up butt! post pics online

>>718454666
Reroll for the devil

>>718453752

this

Snoopdog wants to buy all your weed

>>718454666
Roll

>>718454666
Rolling

you just stand there

>>718454666
7 get

>>718454846
roll

>>718454666
Check my 7

777

JACK OFF WITH THE FORCE OF A 1000 SUNS ONTO MERCHANTS FACES

>>718454562
Roll

>>718454666
Shekel bot 7000

>>718454379
Rool

>>718455034
roll

>>718454888
>>718454666
>>718454527
>>718454407
>2 trips
>2 7s
this thread just proved that getting 7 is just as hard as getting trips

>>718455034
roll fuck, almost 100 posts to get 7

Niggers surround you and the wagon

Use the gold to buy a nigger

>>718455207
finallllyyy

>>718454154
do it in the name of YAHWEH

>>718455207
About time

>inb4 op got bored and left us

This thread seemed fun too, boo :(

Someone better have screen caped that
Also hopefully OP is still here

>>718455867
>>718455967
two 7 in a row
kek

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>>718456021
>mfw I got 7 too
Well it was already decided that nigs surround us

>>718452653
Buy a slave nigger with the gold

>>718456393
Reroll

Will someone just take OP's place and keep it going?

>Reroll for niggers

>>718456393
the threads dead, but rolling for this

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>>718456687

>>718456565
sec i'm doin it

>>718456687
>>718456757
Keks

rolling to keep the post up...

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>Suddenly, a PACK of FOUR niggers approaches the cart!
>Looks like our bag of gold is in danger!
>We'd better think quick...

>105 gold
>4 decides

Offer them gold chains in return for protection to the next stop

You motherfuckers better not have made me draw that for nothing.

>>718457560
offer to pay them gold to pick cotton

>>718457560
Ram dick into the largests throat to establish dominance. Claim niggers as personal servants. Use them to raid the market.

>>718457774
ofc I hit a 4 as well.

>>718457560
offer money to buy them as slaves

You pay them to overdetail your ride

>>718457560
Rip off one of the posts on the stand and stab the nigs to death

>>718457912
roll

>>718457560
make friends with niggers

>>718457942
Reroll

Here we go again with never hitting this shit lol

>>718457912
re

>>718457942
Come on!

>>718457961
Reroll

tell them the merchant has weed. They'll go after him like a pack of dogs.

They pimp out your ride

>>718457912
refuckinroll

>>718458104
yay

>>718458104
Win!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=628_RmtaQvU&list=PLAfaE9E69gZbolVkYV0crXyxePTRkLctV&ab_channel=DominiMech

AYY LMAO

>>718458104
winrar

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>With some quick wit, we got out of that predicament, well done!
>And we got to keep the gold!
>We'd better get moving...

>105 gold
>2 decides

>>718458872
Raid both Jew stall and Weed trader stall.

>>718458872
get cock out and spunk on niggra head

>>718458944
That would be suicide, weed trader is getting robbed by 4 niggers as we speak!

>>718458998
roll

traders both put on their robes, douse the niggers with gas, and light it up

>>718458872
raid Jew stall and run with goods in tow

even if its a fucking dildo

>>718449166
Head to the black market and purchase cocaine. Thats where the real money is

>>718458872

quickly go buy a gun with the gold and come back to kill the niggers

>>718458872
Get mugged by a couple of Alt-Righters. They take Sheckles.

>>718459132
winrar

>>718459132
Jew's the dead guy?

>>718459312
Yessir

>>718459237
roll

>>718459312
I assume so, >>718458944 mentioned him

>>718459312
ctrl+f you lazy cuck

>>718459237
roll

why are people still rolling after this round's already been won

>>718459940
because retards exist

LIL UZI GO SUPER SAIYAN, YAH

>>718460271
roll

>>718460340
roll

op still drawing?

>>718460538
no he's performing cunnilingus on your mother

>>718460579
thanks for your post it was as productive as your whole life

>>718460655
can't argue with dubs

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>Upon ransacking the Jew stall, we found an old shoddy bow, but only 2 arrows, an apple that still looks alright to eat, and a dildo.
>Let's get moving before those savage jews get finished with their victim.

>105 gold
>Bow, 2 arrows
>Apple (with worm inside)
>Dildo

>8 decides

>>718460777
savage niggers, sorry, jews on the brain.

>>718460808
immediate win savage af

>>718460857
kill yourself

>>718460777
Offer clearly brain dead merchant to travel with us, before heading to an inn.

>>718460777
Kanye West

>>718460898
8 decides

>>718460963
Roll

>>718460777
OP you're the real MVP, god bless you for making such a great post with all the shitposts.

I say we move to the nearest castle and speak with the king

>>718460777
gtfo to the nearest settlement

>>718461058
winrar

>>718461058
>Secretly hoping /b/ does some fucked up shit like shitting a giant ray of diarrhea in the king's face

>>718460777

Get police attention to arrest thieving niggers, while niggers get arrested you steal weed

>>718461790
>police

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Op... You there?

>>718462085
the master is of drawing

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>On our way toward the castle, we are stopped out front by a STAGGERINGLY tall knight, one who looks more than ready to use his sword.
>Brute strength won't get us through him.

>105 gold
>Bow, 2 arrows
>Apple (with worm inside)
>Dildo

>9 decides

>>718462305
Tell him you'll blow him if he gets out the armour

>>718462305
Smear wormy apple all over his eyeslits and then start hammering his head with the dido from behind

Then rob him and get that dank ass sword

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>>718462305
Call upon The Black Knight because he owes you.

>>718462305
entertain him by fucking yourself with the dildo
also try to get him to let you suck him off

>>718462593
Reroll

>>718462608
Reroll

>>718462608
re roll

>>718462639
win

>>718462639
You faggot you are gonna get us killed.

Offer to please the knight sexually using the dildo, telling him he can bite down on the apple as a gag.

>>718462305
The knight is a fucking fag, so you trade him the dildo for his sword. Then you beat the crap out of him while jerking off to the thought of him fucking himself with the dildo