Help /b/ im planning to rob a jewelry store nearby , i never

>>718428371
Pleease post what city you are going to commit the crime in. I want to check if u cactaully did it.

>>718428672
fuck off faggot , im not retarded like you

>>718428706
I hope u get killed

>>718428790
i wont though ;) get fucked faggot

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>>718428371

I hope you end up like this OP

>>718428371
lol jewellery store.
you'll be lucky to get enough cash to equal minimum wage. And if you dont already have a buyer, dont bother with their merch.
just roll a post office.
stupid nigger.

>>718428371
OP is a fucking faggot

>>718428892
you think i will give the miserable faggot time to react ? i will instantly shoot his fucking brains out , i will empty my bullets on him , and ill get all da sweet money ;)

>>718428885
You wont only cause ur making this all up. Also, this >>718428892

>>718428371
well a mask would help if you don't have one already

>>718428956
autist , i already have a buyer , im not dumb like most of people on /b/ , also the cash is just extra money , because more money is always good

>>718428371
1: killing someone for shit, fuck you
2: jewelery in the usa mostly has microscopic serial numbers on the jewels themselves, enjoy life in prison retard
3: retard

>>718429090
i already have a mask , gloves , and some bleach to pour on after i kill the faggot

>>718429029

If you think murder and a few hundred bucks is worth it for a huge manhunt on your ass, you're a special kind of stupid. You don't deserve advice.

I ain't give a shit if you steal from some rich people or company, but dont fucking hurt people, let alone kill them.

>>718428706
Don't listen to the others. go and do it now. Make a video and leave notes you want to end up in the news 4 4chan users :D

>>718428371
Use a Samurai Sword and Night Vision Googles

>>718429163
have you got spare ammo?

>>718428892
Post more like this besides..

>>718429029
Says everything. You won't do anything of the sort.

>>718429136
like i said you fuckwit , i already have a buyer and i already have a driver , there is no way i will get caught because it will only take from 3 to 5 minuets

>>718429163
and is that pistol yours?

>>718429228
Do it then.

Post video and pictures

>>718429187
gtfo whiteknight , it wont be the first time i kill some poor faggot , btw im not from usa im from canada

You won't become the next Gary Faulkner

>>718429203
im not using the makarov in the pic , im gonna use an AR-15

>>718429196
And then snicker right before you kill him and say "hmp...nothing personel kid"

>>718429261
sure , i will delay the process for your entertainment lmao , gtfo

>>718428371
Diamonds are worthless you fuckhead idiot.

>>718428371
When are you doing it? Today?

>>718429115
lel
no you don't.
you came to /b/ for advice, you are TWICE as stupid as the average /b/tard.
go fuck yourself stupid nigger.

>>718429339
sure thing faggot

>>718429349
He should do it today. Can't wait for entertaining news that never comes.

>>718429270
No one in canadia robs or murders. U overplayed ur hand, troll.

>>718429270
ITS ONE OF THE FUCKIN TRAILER PARK BOYS WTF

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>>718429385
lol you are the nigger , im canadian , and im stealing from the store because some negro stole my wallet with everything on it and never got caught because canada is a shit country , so justice will be served

>>718429289
Great. An AR 15 for a Robbery... sure it will help you when you got trapped.

>>718429431
stupid mother fucker , come to canada and see if its so nice here

>>718429473
i wont tho , the AR is to make sure the faggot is dead , and anyone inside the store is dead too

>>718429289
well maybe killing someone isn't worth the manhunt so maybe bring something like one of them fish-stunning bats to knock him out maybe bring some spare ammo just to be safe

>>718429501
Canada is full of pussies

>>718429556
nah , see the video that the faggot posted , dont bring a sword to a gun fight , ill blow his head , and will take his wallet too

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>>718429464
Sound like .....

i might burn the place down , or use bleach to cover up any hairs or DNA

>>718429555
The AR 15 has the penetration power of a dickless elder. You dam idiot.

>>718429406
If you think diamonds are actually worth something you have to be next-gen retarded, bro.

>>718429501
Ive seen a candadin documentary. I know ur fuckin. Lyin kid. Dont make me show u what a real crime man is like

>>718429627
nah its pretty good

>>718429627
Good point, but not when you spit on the bullets and have enchantment level 2 or 3.

>>718429636
u think i will keep them u fuckwit ? ill sell them to my buyer you autist
>>718429672
lol complete faggot , you think all of canada is nice and "eh sorry" ? you are so autistic , just come to my hood and ill show you how nice canada is you faggot

>>718429464
being canadian does not exempt you from niggership.
You plan to murder a hardworking clerk because you can't hold down a job. That is the definition of being a nigger.
Also, you WILL fail. Given how much of a fuckup you have been your whole life, it really shouldn't surprise you when you end up raped by mounty horses.

>>718429728
AR were designed not as assault but for marksmen. Good luck you idiot.

>>718428371
>shoot the guy
Your a fucking 2 bit gangster. Any criminal worth their salt knows you never shoot or kill the person. Messy, they will shoot your ass down, your punishment might be death or life and the case will take much longer to go cold. Use several different revolvers and dont reload to prevent fingerprints on the brass. Only shoot stuff and avoid hitting people. Trust me. Good luck not getting some type of tag while its in progress.

>>718429748
DO IT THEN.

>>718429239
Duh I have my own pistol.

>>718429782
dude i will stuff his body with bullets and pour 1 gallon of bleach on it , and i wont leave any evidence

>>718429779
Well beeing BUT nacked protects from beeing shot so who cares.

-- General Butt Naked

>>718429748
>"Hood"
>canada
Ur not fooling anyone with this tough guy routine. I know it gets boring up there in moose country, and u look down here and see all the excitement and mayhem we have and u think it sounds fun but trust me its not. Play time is over. Leave the crime to real crime men like me.

>>718429767
ok , now gtfo

If that library has cameras or anyone can give your appearance description, you're already busted. Is it really worth it? Ask Jesus for guidance. There are peaceful and legal options in life for everyone. Otherwise, there's a good chance you'll end up dead.