Almost everytime i use the bathroom in public I piss absolutely

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Sometimes I take it a step further and shit in soap bottles on bathrooms. I get pleasure knowing at least once person washed their hands in this

Degenerate

Did your dad rape you as a kid

>>718426009

What is it? Autism or psychosis?

I never thought the image of a guy shitting into a soap bottle would be enough to make me gag before.

>>718426009
What the fuck is wrong with you?

this is 100% autism

There is no hope for you, shitboy

The purpose you have doesn't make sense. People more likely think something like "ugh what's wrong with these people what a slum place is it here"

>>718426009
YOU SHOULD TRY PUT YOR SHIT BACK UP YOUR OWN ASS CUCK MONKEY

>>718426761
Tried that actually. It's not as easy as it looks. Shit gets ruined in the process

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I-Is this real? Do people like this walk the streets? Sit next to our children on public transportation?

>>718426009
interesting

show more shadow dumps

>>718426940
>our children
>our
>children
Mfw it's not a ylyl thread and I lost

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What the fuck happened to /b/? Only one guy in this thread so far requested more pics of OP's endeavours. Had /b/ really come to this, being a place where they majority of people get offended by this stuff instead of finding it hilarious and suggesting outrageous new ways for OP to practice his shadow dumping?

>>718426009
You're a disgrace to our race.

>>718427175
Did your dad rape you too

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I like you op. sometimes i piss or jizz on the door handles so someone grabs it by accident.
Also piss all over the place in nightclubs.

>>718427175
fuck off to infinity chan grandpa. your days on /B/ or over, now its the new generation's time to shine.

>mfw been here for over 8 months
>mfw when i have no face

>>718426009
No, and you are a fucking child. Stop doing this to people.

Your black aren't you?

Kek /DEVILISH/

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Yep I totally shit and piss everywhere, especially if it's a unisex bathroom.

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>>718427262
You guys are from India originally? Aren't you?

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>>718427326

And it goes on. Fucking whiteknight newfags. This is why we can't have nice things.

People like yourself are obviously outcasts of society, degenerates. Grow a pair of balls u lil bitch.

>>718426536

Practically this. I bet this faggot had many imaginary friends as a lonely kid.

>>718427388
No i am not. Are you?
Once i shat into a mail box.

ignore all these butthurt virgin faggots OP, you are doing god's work. post more pics and details.
this shit is fuckin hilarious
>>718427309
>/B/
faggot

You sir, are a genius.moar shadow dumping. Im dying

>>718426009
did drugs at edc las vegas
found VIP bathrooms
only ones with air conditioning
shit all over the fucking toilet
run out like i was disgusted
girl asks me, "is it bad in their"
shake my head in disgust and run away
like i was hurt
little do they know i shit all over the fucking toilet so they have to clean it up before their little pussies get infected with my shit
fuck you

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>>718427408

so sad to see special needs children suffering alone. /B/ isn't a place for you "le oldfags" anymore.

>faggot
Oh, good one, grampa!!11!!11

OP youre a funny cunt m80 please post moar
Definitely need the vids of your shadow shits if there are any
You are a king amongst plebs

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More shadow dumps OP, don't you dare listen to these faggots.

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>>718427408
What is the gain you get from doing this kind of shit? Feeling superior to people encountering your pranks. Which u never even get to see in the first place. People doing this are pathetic cunts.

>>718427450

This

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r8'd

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>>718426009
I've got a friend who everytime he needs to shit in a public toilet he shits in the urinals seeing a grown man standing shitting in a urinal is pretty hilarious if you can stand the smell

Thats fucking stupid OP, but i do piss in all the urinals when no one is in there with me

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all of you are disgusting. kill yourselves, scum.

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OP IS DOING GODS WORK
MOAR!!!!!!!

>>718427175
Agreed, fuck these newfags

The idea itself is flawed. No one will think "how did he shit there?", they will assume you shit at ground level, then placed your shit on top of the stall

Firstly, fuck you op you are human garbage.
Secondly, how in the fuck did you shit up there?

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>>718427661
thanks uguu~~

>>718427777
Witnessed

This is awesome!

>>718427733
Checked

>>718427624

You're not responding to OP, you're responding to me - and I'm not taking dumps in weird places. But I'll clear this stuff up to you anyway.

/b/ used to be about doing weird shit like this. Sending a frog to space with a balloon, doing crazy pranks on your neighbour. Cumming in soap dispensers. The shit OP is doing (quite literally) is in the spirit of /b/ as it used to be: A bunch of people who laugh at weird shit with no real purpose. The kind of people who go on efukt to get a good laugh and become hard at the same time. Not moralfags and virgins who care about whether something like this is "gross" and "pointless". It doesn't matter. It's hilarious. GTFO.

>>718426009
one day somebody is going to shove your face into your own production.
hopefully.

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>>718427777
>wasting quads like this

Lmao so many butt hurt normies, fucking kill yourselves and your family

>>718426009
Hahahaha, how did you even shit up there? Without getting caught too.

>>718426009
Whenever I get dragged into a church for one reason or another, I intentionally miss the toilet and piss all over the corner and wall, or I'll piss on the door of the building while everyone else is distracted. I generally drink two or more gallons of water a day, and I'm also a functional alcoholic, so I can easily fill up a Gatorade bottle in one go, and it stinks.


But I am totally gonna try this shadow pooping thing, considering I used to hide drugs in the automatic air fresheners.

Now, /b/ro, do you bring the poop with you? What's the best way to get it in a soap container?

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>>718427810
ya

>>718427723
Clean my shit up beaner. TAKE IN THE SCENT

>>718427175
this. op post more

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>>718427175
Maybe because this is the product of all those years of shit.

The default response to any OP is that their content is shit.

Get with the times.

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>>718427867
He didn't, you fucking retards. He put it up there after he shit. How fucking stupid can people be?

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The old /b/ is beginning to show again and it brings a tear to my eye

>>718426009
LOL OP I was like you 20 years ago. I was laughing alone while doing it. I cried from laughing.

>>718426009
MOAR

>>718426940
I make your kids feel good, anon

>>718427847
This. Oldfag represent

>>718427175
Yeah, nah. Fuck off cunt.

Old /b/ was shit anyways.

>>718427777
Quads have spoken!
OP is a degenerate

>>718428002
You're still alone, anon.

>>718426009
I like when my shit is greasy or smells like garbage. I drop that load right on the seat

>>718427309
>/B/
FAG!

So are we not gonna get more or...? And I am very interested to understand the technique one uses to shit in a bottle of soap.

>>718428080
You do it along with your band or something?

>>718426009
So many 12 year olds newfaggin in the thread

Don't listen to them OP, thanks to you I feel more comfy to lurk on /b/

>>718428284
If you aren't shadow shitting with your friends, then I feel sorry for you.

Thanks op, you just found my new hobby

>>718427515

first time I did that I was 12yo on a trip with school. I congrat myself until today that I had the good reaction so fast.

Is shadow shitting a thing already?

>in froze google

>>718428321
Calling out newfags, while being a newfag

Kids

Go to bed

>>718427515
>like i was hurt

Oh fuck lol

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>>718428413

I'm a lone wolf in shadow shitting. Sorry mate, that's how I roll.

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>>718426009
kek your a fucking legend if i ever see a shit on a weird spot in a public toilet im gonna know it was you

>>718428708

Completing:
I pissed all over the toilet. Little did I know that a female monitor was waiting behind the door.
I told her - also with a disgusted face "I don't know who's the pig who did that".
My life would probably be quite different if instead that perfect reaction (unexpected from a 12yo) I had blushed and admitted my guilt. I would have been pointed at and turned into the dirty pig of the class, bullied also.
Wow. I am proud of myself when I think about it.

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>>718426009

reply to this or your mother will die from being crushed

also put me in the screencap

>>718427847
kek this anon knows his shit

>>718427847
only if /b/ was still like this.......like the good old days of /b/

in public toilets i always target the flush button. guess ive found a new hobby

>>718427847

Through the years /b/ gained media exposure (anonymous "raids", The fappening, etc) and therefore gathered tons of newfags and especially SJWs...

Wallet Balance: $0.06
:(

>>718430000
quads of fuck

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656

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And i always get asked by my friends why i refuse to use public bathrooms and this thread is the exact reason why.

Op continue with your philanthropic work. You are a master among idiots. I long ago shit and pissed were I pleased. Just remember not to piss on the door knob before you leave. God speid on your journey.

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>>718430000
We should ask gookmoot to open a new board. Something along the lines of /sjw/... it could have likes and upvotes and avatatrs and reputation. All the newfriends from reddit and 9gag would love it... or I should just get up with the times and move to infinitechan

>pic unrelated

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Put a shit in the hand dryer

>>718426166
Kek

OP do this.

The hand driers on the wall, you can turn the nozzle on some of them. Turn one where its pointing up and piss in it. People dont like hot air blowing in their faces and will turn the nozzle downward, then piss pours out onto their hands.

>>718427175
Because this was mildly funny about 10 years ago. Nobody thinks purposeless degeneracy is funny anymore. The majority of people like to see people withe under the affects of actual horrible things, not just shitting and pissing in a McDicks bathroom.

>>718431056
kek brilliant. also destory toilet paper / paper towels by pissing on them

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