Can't sleep. What's up fellow sum? What you up to?

I've been laying in utter darkness for 3 hours shitposting.

>>718423319
Welcome my brother

>>718423319
One of us
One of us

>>718423091
Dat pussy

>>718423517
>>718423533
>>718423547
I know you're samefagging anon, it's ok. The thread will gain some traction soon.

>>718423091
Post cock With timestamp

>>718423663
Dat boredom

>>718423091
jerking it till mornin'
post more of dat black puss

>>718423755
Snapchat me bb.

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>>718423862

Anything you wanted to talk about op? You don't just make a thread for no reason.
That's a cute cat and I love your hair. Your eye lashes are also really well done.

>>718423911
Idk man... anime? Jobs? Vidya?? What are you in the mood to chat about?
Yeah my cat is adorable

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>>718423091
please don't tell me you have a dick

>>718423091
Listening to "I Can't Go to Sleep" by Wu Tang (because it's one of their most average songs but resonates greatly with me as an insomniac)

>>718423911
why the fuck are you up so late?
also do you have a mental illness?

>>718423949
I just finished your lie and April. People say it's not particularly good, too predictable, and overly poetic. I really liked it though. Ever seen it?

>>718423996
Shit, maybe I should look it up.

>>718423091
Fist in butthole with timestamp

>>718424069
It's 7:00am here, if anything in up early.
I'm not one to self-diagnose anon, who knows?

>>718424071
I started it but it bored the shit out of me

>>718424107
That shit don't fit up there son

>>718424123
Pretty understandable. I only watch it at school when there's nothing else to do anyway. I couldn't watch it if I had better things to do.

>>718424206
I just finished Yuri on Ice and Rampo Kitan

>>718424233
Damn how is yuri on ice? I got a pretty stellar recommendation from my friend
and I've been meaning to watch it.

>>718424094
It's a good track, just no one of their best. I'd recommend Enter The 36 Chambers or Liquid Swords by GZA if you wanna really feel the Wu feels

>>718424322
I like that it was just a normal romance story and not a shitty fan service ploy. Though it seems like it at 1st, they explain the flirting in the ending credits with a flashback in one of the episodes

>>718424430
So you're saying it somehow doesn't turn into a harem story? How is that possible?! I need to see this.

>>718424112
Where about?
Also timestamp kitter

>>718423091
Nice cat, looks a lot like my Fred!

>>718424471
Nope. Both guys are of age, consenting adults.
I also like that they give all the side characters some depth. They are not just throw aways. The animation is pretty good.

>>718424480
Im on the east coast of the US.
I don't have a cat and I'm certainly not timestamping my kitty. I think you confused me with another anon.

>>718424597
Soz was looking for OP

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ead,

>>718424561
That's pretty interesting, and since it's an ice skating anime I imagine quality animation pays off pretty well. Where are you from anon? Or at least what time is it there?

>>718424664
No biggie. Gets confusing without IDs sometimes.

>>718424693
It's 4 am here. Wishing I was in dream land.
Yeah you should check it out

>>718424725
That it does. I've been up all night and was hoping for a partner to join in an early morning adventure

>>718424805
Ha I woke up at 5:30am, not because I have my life together or anything. My sleeping pattern is just so messed up I don't really have one.

>>718424813
What kind of adventure? Ooh will there be cocaine involved?

>>718424971
I was thinking a bacon egg and cheese or something of the sort

>>718424971
Same here. If fucking awful. Debating taking something for it

>>718425052
Well that's not an adventure. That's just breakfast. That's not even a fun breakfast.

>>718425105
It's ok anon, if you're on winter break from uni it's normal to wake up at 5pm. If you're not going to uni still, who cares? Once you've become ok with the fact that your parents are probably disappointed in you, then all hours are normal waking/sleeping hours. Don't limit yourself anon, never limit yourself.

>>718425125
Now you just hurt my feelings

>>718423091
I had inexplicable urge to write really shitty rhyming word poetry after not sleeping for the second night in a row I just watched the sunrise the difference between the colors of the sunrise and sunset are so different yet they are identical events

>>718425275
Hey man, you're the one who called it an adventure. I don't call getting a glass of orange juice and throwing some vodka in it an adventure. Let's just call it what it is, breakfast.

>>718425251
Uhhh... I'm not in school. I think you think I'm younger than I am

>>718425371
Sometimes in the year they look exactly the same. If you wake up right when it's happening, it's hard to tell which one is taking place

>>718425475
Yeah I'm having a hard time of keeping track of the time and it very confusing and I had to think hard and I remembered it was night the days just kind of melt together and form one big gray writhing mass of hours

>>718425475
Ok so a job, maybe you're a night shift worker? Or a neet? In between jobs? Or maybe you're just a masochist who enjoys going to work without sleeping. Though sleep deprivation can be a pretty sweet drug if you don't abuse it too hard.

>>718425583
I don't really like going to work sleep deprived. It's awful, but my brain won't shut the fuck up.

>>718425629
I'm sorry anon, good luck with your sleep troubles. I really hope everything works out for you in the end.

>>718425397
The breakfast is what springboards the adventure. And a bacon egg and cheese is a meal on the go, only to further encourage adaventure. What that may be? I'm not sure. But at this point all hope is lost.

guys how the fuck do I stop my 4chan addiction. I've been browsing for the past 16 hours

>>718426288
Well that went from really inspiring to really bleak real quick. Have you considered putting vodka in your orange juice? It's happy-nectar.

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>>718426385

>>718426385
Get up and go for a walk or something read a book write a book plan a murder start a religion learn to play the harmonica and go on tour across the country and call yourself harmo willie

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>>718426436
>>718426475

The thought of not talking to you people gives me anxiety.

I FUCKING HATE NORMIES AND THEIR SELF-SATISFIED SMILES

>>718426385
i've managed to let it go by realizing it was a symptom of me not being well. so, in short, my 4chan addiction stopped when i got better in general. now i come back here for the occasional kek

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My pet fish sprinkles, he loves his walks.

>>718426568
That's ok anon, you'll figure it out eventually. Life forces us to, even when we cry no.

>>718426568
I rarely get on 4chan anymore I just haven't slept in two and a half days and it's still too early to do anything so I got on 4Chan and now we're here

>>718426411
I don't normally have breakfast or orange juice in the mornings. But I've done orange juice in vodka, I prefer coffee and vodka or really an espresso shot.

>>718426661
Well the mixer isn't really important, the alcohol is. Or cocaine, if it doesn't make you happy it'll at least inspire you. Have you tried putting cocaine on your eggs? I

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>>718426581
>>718426615

I just have a friggin HUGE addiction to the "fear of missing out".

How the fuck do I let go of this feeling? I don't want to socialize with normies who browse cellphones all day or "party" while having inane conversations about what someone else did yesterday

>>718423091
Tits or gtfo

>>718426754
Then don't do what you want to do without regret or fear of what others may think you don't live for them you live for you so live your life love yourself until you hurt happiness can't be bought or borrowed it had to be created make life what you can with which you were given

>>718423091
Post another pic. I can't tell if you're a hot enough mess to fuck or not yet.

>>718426754
there are no women on /b so just quit prententing to be a girl and go on mobil /b while having a walk. must be enough

>>718426721
Alcohol is a great thing. I wouldn't mind drinking all morning then passing out in the early afternoon, only to wake up mid evening and wonder what the fuck happened.

Although you seem quite partial to cocaine. What about shrooms?

>>718426878
I graduated in EE last year and have been NEET ever since. What I want to do is browse /b/ all day. That's the entire problem.

>>718427005
I'm a guy, the pic is of Huma Abedin

>>718427037
Shrooms are awesome, but I can't do them alone or I'll freak out and try to kill myself. Now cocaine I can do any time of day. No existential crisis on cocaine no sir, only solutions to problems.

>>718427221
Then browse /b/

>>718427306
ok. This is my song right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8-tovTNfpg

>>718427221
Huma is beautiful, I've known a few in my time. We can be friends.

>>718427238
Never do shrooms alone! I was offering a co-op shroom adventure. I don't think I'd want to do cocaine no offense. Where's our middle ground?

>>718427336
I don't understand

>>718427374
Well you don't have to do cocaine, more for me, and honestly what I have won't last me through the day so you would really have to get your own.
I'll still do the shrooms though.

>>718427374
>I've known a few in my time.
NEETs? What do you do?

>>718427419
>I don't understand

Listen to the lyrics of the last two minute or so

>>718427543
I'm sorry I haven't slept in two days im a little autistic at the moment i heard the words they just didn't register in my brain as words

>>718427543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcC8-TLmbtM

A perhaps more fitting song for my predicament...

>>718427529
I'm not doing shrooms with someone who's hyped up on coke. And in general don't feel like being with someone on turbo 24/7.

>>718427543
No I've known a few women who look like huma.

>>718424500
that's a 10/10 pupperoo

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>>718423091
Your cat is an angry version of my cat

And you're an attention whore

>>718427702
That's fair, I wouldn't want to be with someone on coke either. I have to do it or I'll go through withdrawals though.

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this is calming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddFvjfvPnqk

i'm up too. 5:18am on the West (best) coast.

>>718427721
the poor thing looks frightened and startled, what have you done

>>718427801
I see now why my initial suggestion was merely breakfast to you. Good luck with your addiction. Although based on previous knowledge this won't be ending well for you.

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>>718427543
thanks for the convo anons

gonna go sleep for 12 hours and repeat the dreary process that is my life

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>>718428000
I've had her almost 6 years and she never looks any other way

She does commands though, like "Paw" (shake hands)

>>718426754
missing out on what? there are billions of websites - you're missing out all the time. what does 4chan offer that's so important? and after all: it's not like there's original content on here.

about socializing: what if i told you there are people out there who manage to do both: be social and yet avoid superficial conversations and stuff.

i'm one of those.
>inb4 bashing of kinds
seriously, i can't stand smalltalk and similar things. that's why i've learned to find a different way for interacting with people.
cont?

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>>718428114
She's weird looking.

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>>718428261

idk, I only get happy browsing 4chan. When I socialize with people in real life the conversations always turn into a game of how to pass the time most inanely.

but 4chan is different; it's nature is that of randomness; literally anything goes. It's much more genuine. The people don't feel any need to lie. But lies are found all the time in the real world.

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>>718428114
she's very sweet. cats can do commands :O ??

when my wretched condos allow pets, I will buy a cat. maybe a Persian. but it must be nice.

I'd buy a rooster (pic related), but they're impractical.

>>718428355
I think they're both cute, I hope you both won't fight them. No one wins in that situation.

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>>718428027
also here's my kitter

>>718428632
omg how clean are the ears, and those jade eyes... wow pretty kitty

how old is cat? will you consider selling? I need a house-trained cat immediately.

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>>718428522
Absolutely! Here is a crappy gif of it
Gfycat /PoorPleasedBovine

She's only sweet if you don't have to deal with her 24/7 ;) I love her to pieces but she is my shadow. If I go to the toilet, shower or lie in bed she's right there. She meows and cries if I don't let her join my activities.

I used to have a rooster when I was about 8. His name was Maisy. He came when I called his name and danced around my feet until I picked him up. He was lovely.

>>718428569
Lol same cat, I was just replying to myself.

>>718428416
anyway, I gotta go. Email me here if you have a response: [email protected]

Go to /soc/ you fucking whore, and you betas responding should an hero

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>>718429012

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>>718428811
back off freak. She's going on 15 and she's all mine.

don't look too hard into her eyes or you'll see me

bitch you posted your pic last night. such an attention whore you are.

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>>718429132
Wow she looks gorgeous at 15. What a beautiful kitty. Mine is gonna look like a deflated sack by that age
So here are snels

>>718429132
Beautiful cat

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someone's cat from another thread

>>718429137
Bitch you bitched your bitch last bitch. Such a bitching bitch you are.

>>718428416
are you really happy browsing 4chan? i guess there are many small ups to cover up the big down and in the end it doesn't really manage to fulfill you. am i right?
so, all in all, i think it's just a distraction of actual real-life issues. conflicts with other people but also depression and procrastination.

in my opinion there is no real getting better in spending your time on here (or any other website with quick/small rewards).

my way of coping with social situations is by being radical in many ways. i decided to let go of my masks (still learning that though) and by this i confront people with who i am. also, i demand the same thing from others. not by actually telling them to do that but rather by looking through them, hearing what's behind their statements and actually being interested in them as a person. i think i can learn something from everyone and this is my state of mind when i decided to have a real interaction.

at other times i don't feel like opening up to people, so i retract and try to be on my own. music, reading, thinking, whatever.
also, i had to learn to differentiate between people who are fine and people who are better left alone. it's really not my responsibility to connect with everybody...

some things that helped me along that way:
- non violent communication (m. rosenberg)
- alan watts
- psychedelics
- extreme situations in which i've been brought to my limits

>>718429216
oh dear, are these for eating?

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>>718429463
Bahahaha hell no. I raised most of them from the size of a pen dot. That's just their calcium bath container. They actually live in pic related

>>718429413
it's a cute cat, but I bet that cat doesn't cat very well (note the DOG BONE on its collar).

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>>718429576
>but I bet that cat doesn't cat very well

>>718429546
waaaaaay cool! 10/10 cool...

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>>718429609
For those who like goldfish, it's pretty neat.

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Nom

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A monster lurks in the depths though

>>718429828
Amazings

>>718430160
Lot of work though.
Do not recommend unless you have a lot of money to spend.

They is mostly rescued from bowls. So is worth it.

i have 2 goldfish named swimothy and swimberly

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>>718423091
Since you asked...

>Birthday yesterday (currently ~6 AM)
>Slept half the day through the usual texts, Facebook pleasantries, and even an invite out to lunch
>Woke up, ignored 90% of them, showered
>Spent evening chilling with a friend at a local brewery
>Then a local bar to watch another friend play music
>Come home to a dark apartment at 10:30 PM
>Except for a small light on above the kitchen stove
>See a black bag with black tissue paper sticking out, on a pink pastry box, on my kitchen table
>Also spot a bag of soft tacos wrapped in foil on the stove
>Open the gift bag
>I now have a brand new watch with a solar panel for a watch-face
>It looks like an upgraded version of my old digital watch that even a watch-maker couldn't fix
>For the first time in years, find myself surprisingly satisfied by a birthday gift
>...
>Respond to every text, Instagram & Facebook notification with a personal "thank you" or variation of before midnight
>Read some greentexts, read some Discord chat, chuckle at a few of them
>Watch some Netflix

And here I am now, killing some more time by typing my own blog post of a greentext until I see the sun come up outside.

>>718429828
those plecs get fucking huge, just so you know.
mine is 12 years old and nearly 16 inches

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>>718430479
Yeah I know. He's currently 12 inches, unknown age. I took him from a 20 gal a few months ago. He was miserable, as fish go. This tank is only 92G but should be alright for a good while. He will go to a bigger home when the time comes.

>>718430333
Hope they're in a minimum 40G if they're fancies and minimum 75G if they're single tails


>dem stress patches just from me being near him

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>>718430741
And to end on a funky note, my BNs use the plec as a hidey hole sometimes. He will lie on the sand eating his zucchini and they'll huddle under him and eat where nobody can see them. Weirdos

>>718431391
Woahhh funkadellik!