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Confessions thread >Never Had sex with someone i didnt

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Confessions thread


>Never Had sex with someone i didnt pay and all 7 times sucked >starting o think sex is overrated


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_l30Modhzg
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its been posted too much that nobody even reply
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a few years ago i put my dick on a girls face while she was sleeping and i feel bad about it

shes pregnant now
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You're just not trying hard enough
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I'm pretty sure i blew my chance with my dream girl. Don't really know what to do from here,
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I snorted meth of a hookers tit in vegas when i told my wife I was going on a business meeting in Arizona. Instead me and my buddy went to vegas and got super twaked out of our minds. Lost all sense of human qualities and began a massive orgy in the hotel suite at the MGM grand. Pretty sure I fucked my buddies ass too...Can't remember it was a pretty big fuzzy blur after I snorted that line of meth.

Keep in mind before the meth I was under the influence of weed and a shit load of tequila shots lol
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i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.
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>>718419986
shit gotto find me some meth
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I don't really care for immigrants at all.
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I shot a man in Reno.
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>>718420278

What do you think about me?

I'm white and can sound convincingly American.
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>>718419537

I CANNOT TRY HARD ENOUGH TO MARRY A WHITNEYCORN THIS IS A METAPHORN
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>>718420339
why
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>>718418882
>be me last summer
>working out in the backyard and some drunk neighbor ask if I need help (looking for money)
>tell him to fuck off, he leaves
>hear my front door close, cunt went into my house
>go in, knock his ass out
>one punch, hes out, some old drunk man
>hes out...
>hes out.... still. I drag his limp body out of my house and drop him in the driveway
>3 minutes he starts coming too, confused af
>walks away super rubber legged
....
>week later I drive by neighbors house
>ambulance there taking out old drunk guy
>ask other neighbor what happened
>bleed out from an untreated brain aneurysm
>dead
......
Never told anyone
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>>718420142

>be me
>be like 26
>nolife.tiff
>gotovegas.exe
>Lick 53 pussies.
>Suck a few dicks, too.
>Go home.
>Masturbate.
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>>718420413
he sucked my dick like a faggot
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I wouldn't be able to live life and have success in my life without rotating numerous strange drugs everyday
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>>718420351
I'm not American.

There is no white, nor is there black.

There is only Allah.

>Be building a church

>tfw it's the only one that has god.

I AM ALLAH!
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I hide my crippling depression under a heavily rehearsed veneer of aloof cheerfulness.
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>>718420339
was it just to watch him die?
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>>718420624
not so crippling if you still have time to 'aloof cheerfulness'
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>>718420726
Pretty much.
>>718420734
It's an act, anon. I have to do it whenever I'm around other people. Even my family.
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What's there to do on 4chan? What is he, and how big is his pussy?
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>>718419986
literotica tat shit nede a good wank before i go to sleep
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>>718420901
I masturbated for about 1½ hours yesterday. It was one continuous thing. I never stopped stroking, though I didn't do it particularly quickly.

Felt pretty nice once it was done.
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>>718420098
What happened after that? Details, man
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>>718421093

abortion.
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I love spanking naughty girls and boys.
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Gas the kikes and niggers!
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When my sister was.. younger.. I repeatedly ejaculated into her as she slept
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>>718422083

you should try it while she's awake. its more fun.
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>>718422083
I confess that I am now very jealous.
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>>718422083
>younger
Like, below 16 younger?
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>>718418882
My daughter makes a good living on a cam site, and I just can't help but peek around, jerk it, and give her money
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I got kind of forced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it
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>>718422306
>>718422306
>>718422306
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I support the State of Israel.
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>>718422388
how much did u sich since then
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I french kissed an eight year old repeatedly
She loves it
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>>718422489
i assumed that meant such instead of sich and only once more
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>>718422506
Your niece?
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Used to rub my dick on my moms ass when she slept.
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>>718422506
do you love it?
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>>718422566
No

>>718422603
Totally
It's adorable feeling the little tounge wiggle about
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>>718422506
>>718422603
>>718422566

Never forget when u become the mayor the gonna use this against u
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>>718418882
A have a sort of face fetish

I have a folder with over 500 pics of FB friends selfies
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>>718422720
They're going to ruin my career over asking a question of a guy who kissed an eight year old? You sure you haven't been snowed in too long?
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>>718418882
writing with a girl my gf don't like
she doesn't know but I'm saving every chat so if she finds out I can show her everything and there's nothing to hide
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>>718422751
same
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>>718422751

Are you the piece of shit that's making all those cancer wyydw threads?
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I'm in love with a thirteen year old
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>>718422980
ur age makes all the difference ......?
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>>718422717
More info?
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>>718422980
does she know?

>>718423021
No it doesn't
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>>718423021
21
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>>718423021

i am 45.
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>>718422980
a thirteen year old or thirteen years old in general?
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The other day I took coke after work and had drinks with this co worker. Im maried with two kids btw...we got drunk and she wanted to smoke a bowl in her car. We smoked and mid conversation I start making out with her and fingering her. The coke made me reallly aggresive. She stopped me after about 2 minutes and said I dont want to do this to your wife. I stopped and got out of the car and went home and had 3 hours of coke sex with my wife. To this day I regret not fucking that girl. I feel like I could have made it happen. Pic related.
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>>718423077
Not me
>>718423070
Me
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>>718422980

i dated a 12 when i was 25.

it was weird, but i dont take it back.

especially the you know what...
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>>718423077
Old enough to be her daddy, which means there's no excuse for not spanking her when she's a bad girl.
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>>718423120
>Not me

i am me. what the fuck are you talking about faggot.
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>>718423066
Yes she knows
It puts me in an especially awful situation
I know I'm sick for it
She says she loves me but I know she's thirteen and has no idea what that means
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>>718423148
>which means there's no excuse for not spanking her when she's a bad girl.

this is some cringe-worthy shit.

are you fat and balding by any chance?

bad acne?

>i can almost see it.
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>>718423144
what is it i could understand if its just sex but u all talking bout live and dating WHY i cant even be around someone that age for to long with out wanting to KMS was it just for the sex?
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>>718423192
No, it's advice he should take. Girls need a firm hand.
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>>718423276
How's that worked out for you Mr. Pediphilic Virgin?
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>>718423172
Many girls like older guys, just go for it
Girls that age know more about love than you think
be with her, be a good bf
You're not sick, just unfit for today's society
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>>718423232

speak english nigger.

are you autism incarnate?
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>>718422506
Youre fucked when she realizes how fucked up this was aand reports you /b/ro
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>>718423309
Keep making silly assumptions if it entertains you. I'm content with my family.
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>>718423381
It'll be fine
she knows its an unusual thing to do
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>>718423104
Pic is the girl. Does /b/ still think i have a chance to fuck this girl? She still seems into me at work.
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>>718423445
How did it start?
What's your relationship?
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>>718423467
Nobody cares about your bullshit story
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>>718423381
You mean he's fucked when someone tells her to feel it was fucked up. She'll probably go down the stupid feminist route and want to play the victim but I hope for anon's sake she doesn't.
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>>718423478

i got her mom pregnant and waited 8 years.

we are a happy family.
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>>718423478
This is a cop, dont give him details.
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At age 17 I fucked my 3rd grade math teacher.
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>>718423494
Not bullshit, still have coke from that night. What proof do you need /b/? Pic is from her facebook.
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>>718423445
asshole we live in the snow flake age when she reach 13 & feminist tells her men are the reason for all her problems ur life will be over
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>>718423529
>At age 17 I fucked my 3rd grade math teacher.

heh. i actually believe this.

got any pictures of her?

how old are you now nigger?
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I'm not happy. I'm not sad.
I'm just pic related all the time.
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>>718423572
This
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>>718423529
You were 17 in 3rd grade?
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>>718423576
No pics, but I'm 22 now. She has some big ole titties though, wouldn't mind fucking her again.
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>>718423700
Search for her facebook. Pics or gtfo.
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>>718423700
no pics, didn't happen
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>>718423478
She basically started it on her own after a bath she ran ariund naked and asked me if we could kiss

She's just a friend

>>718423572
If that's how it goes, that's how it goes
I'll enjoy it while I can
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>>718423654
Are you fucking autistic? No matter what age I currently am I had a 3rd grade teacher previously
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>>718423762
Are you ever tempted to do more than kiss?
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>>718423821
This is a cop
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>>718423914
Damn I'm legally obligated to admit I'm a cop now
You got me
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>>718423821
Sure
But I'll do more only if she asks for more herself
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>>718423941
That basically means he's fbi
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>>718423104
smokeshow
this is where you lie about your wife (she has mental issues and can't into sex or something) so the gril can give herself permission to fuck you
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>>718423977
Interpol tbh
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twist: he's a dirty cop and he's going to blackmail you
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I fucked my mom's 47 year old best friend. Knew her since I was born. Called her aunt, even when I was balls deep in her cunt doggie style.
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>>718422442
Good goy. Now enlist and die for us.
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>>718424021
shit its the cia
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>>718423964
young girls naturally imitate adult behavior. If an underage asks you for a kiss or something like that: you should act as an adult and lough, not make out with her. because it´s a damn kid who doesn´t know the implications behind and don´t have any implications.
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>>718424224
not the kisser.
you raise a valid point but what the fuck are you even saying at the end of that sentence
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>>718424292
sorry i meant kids don´t know the implications nor do they have any ulterior motives
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There is nothing wrong with acting on attraction to a girl that's already started her period
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>>718424224
Who cares about implications
She has fun and can stop whenever

There's no harm in it
Not even if it ever comes to 'more'
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Caught my 12 yo brother wanking when I was 6. Was curious and wanted to watch and help. Ended up sucking his cock and swallowing his cum. Became a daily thing and I looked forward to it. When I was 8 he brought 3 of friends with his and I sucked their cocks too. My mouth was their cumbucket for the next 4 years till they went to uni. I wanted their cocks cumming in my mouth at every opportunity and would get on my knees whenever one of them arrived so I could suck his cock right away. Not gay now and haven't sucked a cock since, but I loved sucking my brothers and his friends cocks and swallowing their cum when I was a kid.
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>>718424514
if you was off the grid where popular culture
wasnt affect her but in this culture she will feel guilt in her teens and that will lead to some excessive behavior u will have to deal with
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>>718424668
nohomo
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>>718424668
Good boy.
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>>718424668
this is still pretty odd.
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>>718422566
your student right?
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> made nude and sex pics and vids with ex girlfriend
> promised I'd delete them
> I didn't
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>>718424668
age now
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>>718424931
Are you asking if I am or if the guy who kissed the 8 year old is?
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>>718424733
yeah, this will give us the utterly mental disturbed teen girls with low self-esteem, borderline and shit
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>>718420561
yeah sure, go fuck goat or somethin
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On a regular basis, i use my own blood to draw my vision of hell and the devil on a piece of paper.
I know its fucked up.
But thats what makes me smile.
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>>718424733
How would you know her life in advance?
It's all about not making a bigdeal out of it

Maybe she'll look back on it as a nice, happy memory
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>>718424953
Pics or it didn't happen
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when i am at home and take a shit, i never use toilet paper, i go straight to the shower afterwards. been doing this for almost 15 years now
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>>718425007
the guy who kissed the 8er
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i fucked a bunch of women (not to pose)

when we do party i always try to invite as many of them as possible, hoping they will talk behind my back about the sex, they had with me.

i don´t know, why i do this.
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I cheat on my wife with younger girls because I hate my wife
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had my first bj with 24, didnt get a boner
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I bought a suction cup dildo telling my gf it was for her. But actually I bought it for myself to fuck myself in the shower when she is not home.

I also suck dick now and then because I love swallowing. I can't get enough of cum...
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>>718425220
you're pretty fucked up, aren't you
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>>718424668
Never had the urge to meet up with men and go at it again? I also love cum, gf doesn't know I suck dick now and then.
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i believe blowjobs are overrated, i just dont enjoy them
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>>718425580
Compared to modern moral standards
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This is me
http://www.sex.com/user/mrmr96/
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>>718425657
moral standards are dictated by those with money I am way to nihilistic for this shit
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>>718425568
why are so much people still living lies no children in ur 20's or early 30's just leave and start new >>718425568


> left my country 2 years ago backward shithole conservative niggerland and never regretted it
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>>718425693
>Sex.com
Must be the most valuable domain in existence
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>>718425738
I'm comfortable right where I am. I just love a little alone time.
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i stalk a guy on the internet.

he is in large dept with around 15k€

he is a complete loser in life and constantly comes up with strange storys about his past

he thinks he will get rich with youtube and constantly fucks up.

i hate him so much, even i´m fascinated about him

i wanked over his dick pics and follow him on the street from time to time. once i sneaked in his home.
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>>718425715
nihilistic is just depression if u dont have power/money to do wtf u want
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>>718425715
moral is a little fluid and a lot set by the society you life in. if you don´t like it, leave to another place where it fit´s you better. the nihilistic talk is puberty bullshit.
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>>718425885
well i have money and power i just don't give a fuck about it :\ all im saying is who gives a fuck about somebodys age as long as there mature enough to feel and care im so sick of this shit
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>>718425874
>fascinated
people like u are the fucking worst why cant i be a loser in peace with out the fear that one day some faggot might kill me for reasons IDK
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I posted my ex gf on 4chan cause it made me hard ... Now she's been doxed cause I did it too much ... You can find her pics on Google by searching her name ... I feel much regretv
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>>718426005
thats why u need the power to shield u from repercussions
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>>718426132
having power doesn't help you get away with shit only money lets you get away with anything you want and gets you what ever you want power just helps ppl get off at night
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>>718418882
I fucked a 45 year old when i was 16, I crossdress, he paid me for it. It was a strange experience...
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>>718426053
a lot of information within the post

i guess this guy is a german youtuber wo doesn´t have any friends. he is a loser, but not in piece.
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>>718426330
see money ^_^
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i have blur memory of fucking my sister.
i don´t know if i did this for real or it was a wet dream.
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>>718426407
80 quid for him lasting 5 minutes, i call worth, sex was awful though, he knew i was a bot and still couldn't last long enough for me to orgasm, FeelsBadMan
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>>718425606
Had the urge for a while but didn't give in to it and it passed. Never had the desire to suck a cock since, but I remember really enjoying sucking off my brother and his friends whenever I could.
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>>718426455
fucking ephebophilia lol he was probably so fucked in his head getting off he couldnt even think
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>>718426330
are u a total slut now
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ephebophilia has put me in lots of akward as fuck spots them:"did you fuck my 17 year old daughter you fucking asshole" me: uhhh maybe ???? she was 17 fuck she said she was 20 :) no idea what your talking about bud luckily its legal where i live
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>>718426545
Yeah, I can't help it, kinda turned me into a bit of a freak, I love being dominated but it has to be proper I have no choice in the matter domination, rarely happens, all guys i've met either blow it in 5 or blow it because they didn't expect me to sleep with them. I love giving head though, it's good fun :)
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>>718425524
Nice I hate my wife too
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>>718426538
So you never suck again? I just love the tension and horny atmosphere when I date... That rush, it's awesome... That's also why I love visiting red light districts...
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>>718426785
yea i end up banging girls on our bed when shes out cause it feels good get them to wear her clothing and everything feels fucking good bro you have no idea
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>>718426818
:) sounds pretty fun
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>>718420449
Is that you, Alex? You little shit.
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>>718426929
yea i bet you fucking like that dont you
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>>718420098
Greentext?
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>>718427077
Yeaah
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I constantly whack off in my sisters soiled panties
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>>718427183
what the actual fuck bud like what the actual fuck not wtf what the ACTUAL FUCK. have u told her ? if not your fucking gutless
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>>718427226
Nope never told her at all.
I just cant help myself when i can tell she had masturbated in them .
Why am i gutless for not telling ?
I cant help it ,ive tried cutting down/ stopping but alas its impossible. and telling would make things terrible
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Fucked more than 20 girls on the side during the past 5 years over the course of 3 longer (1 year plus) relationships. Still together with number 3. My cheating has not been the cause of any previous break ups.
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>>718427332
bud sometimes u just need two different things emotional stability and sexual satisfaction and sometimes you just cant get them both in the same place dont feel bad
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>>718427410

Probably the first time someone on here has responded with something like that. People usually get mad. You're totally right.

Also, I get a huge amount of enjoyment from the actual process of picking up girls. The sex is not always as important to me as the fun and the rewarding sensation of going to a club or a bar and leaving with a chick.
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Greentexted the whole thing last week but the thread 404'd.My 2 uncles taught and trained me to suck their cocks and swallow all their cum when I was 9-13, until eventually they opened my ass and could spitroast me. Was years ago so no cameras everywhere, and one uncle let me suck his cock in public places so other people could see me. I loved people watching. I loved every minute of it.
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I have a polyamorous relationship with 2 women and still i have the need to cheat occasionally.
I could literally ask and they'd be cool with it but i want that thril of the taboo and I don't want to have to bring her back to the other 2 and share. No idea why.
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>>718427601
i absolutly know that feeling that thrill of a girl wanting you its like fucking heroin and just wanting to be with you is generally better then the actual sex most of the time the sex is just for them
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>>718418882
OP, likely you won't see this in the 100+ posts but here's the truth.

How do you act in your day job? Do you do it enthusiastically like you absolutely love it and go the extra mile? Or do you do it begrudgingly, still getting the work done but basically with about as much enthusiasm as house chores?

This is the difference between a hooker and a woman who's genuinely interested in fucking you.

It's really fun to be desired, to see the smile and enthusiasm of a new fuckbuddy or girlfriend. To have her suck you with a smile like she loves doing it. To cuddle afterwards.

You don't get this with a prostitute. In all fairness, I've only slept with one hooker (on vacation in Germany). She went about everything with the apathy of someone washing dishes, no enthusiasm, blatantly radiating that she doesn't give a shit. Only apathetically doing the barest minimum and every time I asked for something different, from bj to sex, she simply requested more money on the spot (I probably should have negotiated what favors exactly I'm getting for what price beforehand). She was a beautiful girl but I couldn't even stay hard with her callous indifference.

I don't know how many prostitutes act like that but I suspect it's most of them. Very few people are passionate about their day jobs.

Try finding a genuinely interested woman (I know this will likely require efforts to improve your appearance and social skills), sex is the best thing in life.... but sex with hookers is an empty degrading experience for both.
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I've sucked and sucked a lot of random cocks off Craigslist. Once I even sucked three different guys in one night. And I always swallow of course.
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>>718427617
more
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>>718427889
More what?
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>>718427875
Greentext
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>be me
>browsing 4chan daily
>post greentext regularly
>made it all up
>feel joy over people who take shit serious
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I am a professional YLYL banana shitposter. I have over 5000 images, 400 gifs and 150 webms, all of them banananas. also I'm schizophrenic criminal
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>>718427875
I regularly post for legal teens to come to me, let me suck their cocks till they cum in my mouth for me to swallow, then they leave. I'm sure a few have been under 16 but if they tell me they are 16 I'll suck their cocks and swallow their cum. There's a few that let me suck them a couple of times a week as they are on their way home from school. I would love to have a blowbang with a load of them.
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>>718428563
forgot the image
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>>718428709
this is now YLYL thread
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>>718428709
HERE IT FUCKING COMES HOLD ON
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>>718418882
I tried to have sex and failed. Not just failed but tried as in all I had to do was get hard and put the penis in vagina but I couldn't get hard.

I lie of course and will never admit to being a virgin. Almost 28 now ;_;
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>>718428774
yes
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>>718428755
check em also
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been abused by mom and daughter (different acasions) from the neighborn family ... good old days
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>>718419435
Underrated
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Found out my daughter is a whore one day when she left her phone on the charger. Now I pound fuck my wide every time our daughter goes out, thinking about what she's doing.
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>>718428960
no its not
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>>718429022
look at muh digits fags
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BANANA MASTERRACE
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>>718418882
One time I masturbated 7 times in 2 nights
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>>718418882
i'm always scared what others think about me and i feel like a failure because i always assume the worst. Before any meeting I'm always anxious and feel like i'll get a heart attack. Also I lie to people so that they wouldn't think that i'm a lazy pathetic dissapointment. Therefore when i'm alone at home i always get depressed, but somehow happy when a good ol' pal asks me to go drinking

to scarred to do an hero though
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>>718419986
Oh shit column meth turns you gay? Is that why there are so many faggets on this board?
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>>718425657
deal with it.
if you want otherwise , build yourself a fucking time machine and do whatever you want.
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>>718426005
and here go deciding all by yourself who's mature enough

next thing we know another guy claims infants are mature enough.

These things are decided by society as a whole, anon. you either conform or you hide.
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>>718429150
thats not much, I suggest you try meth or amph
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I leave my blinds open so my teenage neighbor can watch my wife naked in our bedroom. I've seen him jerking to her...she has no idea
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>>718428655
Lucky motherfucker...
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>>718428934
Greeentexxxt
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>>718420624
I started crying at my birthday dinner. No one noticed, which kinda made it feel worse. Worst bday ever. Depression sucks.
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>>718429730
Gods work anon.
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>>718423104
Lucky Bastard
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>>718429006
Age of daughter and green text what you found
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>>718426111
Name?
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>>718430572
I've posted it once no one ever posts what the find not worth the white knighting ... Plus I think she suffered
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>>718429628
thats not for me to decide whose ready i do not chase girls there are 40-year-old woman that aren't even ready so there's no way to tell ever *chips the white paint off your knightly armor*
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>>718426111
Did the same thing bro.
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>>718429628
and society does no decide as a whole the loudest groups and the richest groups decide you actually think you have any sway at all ?
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>>718431008
Yeah sucks man
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>>718430572
Will you post the nudes you find in this thread ?
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>>718430540
>be her
>be 16
>late for school one day
>be me have day off
>riding her ass to hurry up
>she runs out the door and drives to school
>see phone on counter
>grab it and go out door to give it to her
>too late
>check lock screen password
>lulz b-day
>gonna leave stupid pic teach her a lesson
>see her pics
>topless selfie
>nice tits like her mom before kids
>wonder who she sent it to
>check messages
>holy fuck
>she sent that and a lot more
>to multiple guys
>dick pics in return
>no niggers tfc
>read messages
>dirty fucking whore
>diamonds
>run up to her room check laundry
>find panties she wore to bed
>in my mouth they go
>find other dirty panties
>wrapped around my dick they go
>spend all day looking at pics and reading dirty texts
>edging like it's cool
>going back months start at beginning don't want to spoil the endings
>she fucks multiple guys
>wherever
>whenever
>found out she was going out that night to "study with her friend"
>soon as she leaves bend my wife over and pound the fuck out of her til she collapsed from orgasm
>do it every chance I get
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in euro
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>>718431438
Finally someone delivered a greentext...
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>>718425738
Where did you live?
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>Be me
>Be 12
>Get in bed and pull down pants
ohhhyeaaaaahhh.mov
>jack off
>near the end think of my sister
Mission Failed, Boner is kill
>pull up pants and wash my hands
I've never told anyone expect for you guys
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I want to fuck my sister. I'm obsessed with her. It's all I think about. She's perfect and I fap to her perfect body constantly. Pic related.
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>>718432353
Here's more of her. She's so fucking gorgeous.
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>>718431438
Obviously you stole the nudes?
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>>718422751
>face fetish
Isn't that just called finding attractive people attractive?
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I want to watch another man fuck my wife. I want to see how she'd be with someone else. I want to watch a big black bull make her cum over and over as I can only sit and watch another man pleasure her. I can't stop thinking about this.
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>>718432606
I would love that too. Not really the cuckold part, but seeing her from a different angle when I know she really really really is loving it...
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>>718432726
Yeah just to watch her fuck and be into it and cum hard. I just wanna see her in full ecstasy.
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>>718432464
Of course. But no way I'm sharing them.
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Got drunk last night pass out
wake up in hospita
then hit on a 5/10 homeless lady
Try to get lucky but it doesn't work out
Sad
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>Be me
>Owner of a small service business, doing yard work, clearing snow, cleaning houses
>Running low on cash, no credit
>Literally have eviction notices and repo notices on my door
>Know this "guy" I went to school with
>He's into all sorts of shady shit
>Ask if there is any way I could borrow some money
>Gives me 5k
>Use money to get current on my bills, and do some advertising
>Able to pay the money back with no problems
>Business picks up
>Year goes by
>Friend is hanging around more, happy at my success
>Offers to buy part of my business, claims he can take it to the next level
>Now my business is being used to launder money through
>Have employees that haven't once showed up to work
>Pretty sure half my real employees are dealing drugs
>Just before Thanksgiving, my "friend" and some of his friends showed up at the shop one night
>Told me to go home.
>Pretty sure they were cutting up a body
>I can hardly sleep anymore
>I just know I'm going to wind up dead or in prison
>Making shitloads of money though
>Don't know what to do.
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>>718432845
Aw yissss...

Any chance it will happen for you?
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>>718419986
az isnt that lit

you were wise not to cum
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>>718433000
the words indicate this is untrue but the double trips say otherwise
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>>718420449
Hilarious!
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>>718433000
get out of it..part of any deal is knowing when to quit..claim you got cancer, or some shit and get out..you made a deal with the devil and they are just going to keep wanting more..you could already be an accessory to murder...
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>>718425524
Nice I hate your wife too
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>>718421984
Does that make me a smoked nigger? LMFAO!
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>>718418882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg5j1bzm2c8
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>>718420413
Just to watch him die
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>>718433106
It's the full house of truth, nigger.
>>718433201
I would give anything. Even if it meant going back to zero and working at McDonalds for the rest of my life. I'm just worried that if I try to quit, I'll wind up with a bullet in my head because they think I'm going to snitch or something.
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>>718431438
come on friend we would do it for you...you could crop out the face
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>>718424514
you're doing gods work. the world needs more girls with daddy issues
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>>718424668

Always wondered about OP's origin story
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Sucked my best friend's dick when we were both in early teens. We used to jack each other off too. I wanted to taste his cum but he was unsure.

Still see him every so often but we don't talk much and we never acknowledged it after.
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Back in 1963 in texas i was in work trying to get things finished off before me and my buddy were going away on a hunting trip that weekend. I finaly finished stacking all the boxes I needed to and thought I'd take the time to get my gear ready that I took with me for this trip. I sorted out my hunting gear properly as I packed in a rush and also gave my rifle a quick clean. It was a carcano M91/38. Anyway I was sat there cleaning it by the window and the fucking thing went off! I heard lots of screaming outside and a car pulling away fast! I shit myself and droped what I was doing and ran. Anyway a guy must of gone in the room after hearing a gunshot. Terrible thing is he was arrested for it and somone had died... I feel terrible about it. Never came foward.
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I only get mad if a girl cheats. I genuinely think it's okay if a guy does it
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Force my sister best friend to give me a bj at the movies for giving them a ride
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>>718433660
can you explain why it is you think that?
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>>718422306
Link it , give her a traffic bump
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>>718418882
I've only ever had sex with one person, and it's been going on for 4 years now. Every weekend and some weekdays I have a nice sweaty pounding session, but I'm starting to wonder what sex is life with other people, even though I've never been disappointed in the sex
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>>718433873
No clue. I guess it just seems that when women do it, it's much more emotionally fucked but when a guy does it it just shows he's a badass and the woman can move on easily because it's so easy for her to get more dick when compared to a male.
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>>718433027
>lrn2read

He went to Vegas instead of arizona
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every time i post i think:
if dubs then i will own the ass of the girl i'm crushing on.
if trips i own da ass of the girl i'm crushing on and her sister.

the sad thing is i get dubs a lot. wonder if it's a sign or coincidence a lot. going through some shit and i keep making predictions that come about sometimes in a roundabout way and i'm wondering if i'm magic or really good at psychology and pattern recognition
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Looking for ways to become undetectable online. The best I have read about is using Whonix Gateway and Whonix gateway.
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My buddy's daughter sent me nudes. I cropped out her face and sent them to him saying it was the young chick I was fucking. He said he'd fuck her when I was done with her. Took screenshots of the combo and sent them to her. Without telling her what I was up to. She got off on the whole thing.
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>>718429881
When was this, anon?
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>>718432140
You're how old now?
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I've attempted suicide over 10 times and no one knows.
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>>718424103
Neat. How did it happen?
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>>718435298
You are really bad at killing yourself then
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>massive birthday party
>drunking like animals
>sister's friend passes out drunk
>at least 10 friends came on her face/tits
>to this day, my friend and her sister don't know who did it
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>>718434920
how old?
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Worked at an elementary school as a playground & cafeteria monitor. Saw a 1st grade girl dropped a $20 in the cafeteria, waited a bit, nobody was looking, swiped it off the floor & pocketed it. 15 minutes later girl goes crying to another monitor about her missing book fair money. Girl didn't know where she dropped it. Pretended to look for it, everyone assumed another kid picked it up. I used the money to buy weed, no regrets.
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My wife likes to be hurt and I fucking love it! She says "I love the way it feels and I don't have to think about anything".

She let's me do whatever I want and I have this talent of hurting her and not leaving marks. I get really turned on when she let's me choke her until she passes out. If you've seen how Ashley Blue was choked out in Meatholes... there you go (Google "Ashley Blue choked out"). The only difference is that she doesn't cry when she comes back to reality.

I love how much she enjoys having my dick in her mouth, rubbed all over her face. It's hot as fuck that she likes to have her face fucked balls deep.

I enjoy seeing her completely naked with her legs spread wide open while I eat her super wet pussy and fuck her asshole with two fingers. She cums HARD AS FUCK! loves anal. Love the facial expressions as I'll slowly pushing my dick in her ass. She uses her magic wand and cumshots some more until she can't cum anyone and is begging for me to cum in her ass.

We've been married almost 10 years. I can fuck her any way that I want and I love it!
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>>718435885
I wonder what happened to her when she got home, for losing the money.
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>>718435926
even if true, that's not a secret, just a hot dream
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>>718436150
I went way off track. It is legit though.
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>>718435649
She's 22
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>>718418882
I've always wanted to do really kinky shit in bed... I've always secretly been into shit like hardcore bondage, s&m, whips, being degraded, etc. My one most desirable fetish is hot candle wax being poured all over my body too.

There's a lot of things like that I want to try, but my boyfriend is a traditional guy with little sex drive. So he's pretty turned off by that stuff I guess. It's really frustrating, but I'll just deal with it because I love him a lot... Sigh.
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>>718436620
You're more faithful than most women, which leads me to believe you aren't a woman.
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>>718436935
Well, hate to burst your bubble, but I am a real woman with a real vagina. *gasp* Shocking!

I can understand your skepticism though, there are a lot of neckbeard faggots that pose as women for absolutely no reason. You probably still won't believe me, so I don't know why I even bother.
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>>718437222
Only one way to prove, anon.

>pic related
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>>718437222

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
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>>718437304
Um... okay, I know this sounds kind of attention whorey, but can I just get a free pass today man? I just came here to vent about my secrets like everyone else, gimme a break. Plus, I have a boyfriend, so I don't really feel comfortable showing tits either. Sorry.
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>>718437222
>real vagina
Well aren't you just amazing...
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>>718437222
I know how to make us believe you. Timestamp with your face. Not even asking for tits, because I guess I'm a fucking gentleman or some shit.
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>>718436620
I'm sorry to hear that. I'm totally into that shit just like she is. I'm the dominant, she is the submissive.

I love abusing her
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>>718437484
Face = identifiable
Tits = less so

Anonimity is important on /b/
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My girlfriend is secretly into bondage, whips, being degraded, etc. I know she wants to but won't tell me. Problem is I'm secretly gay. She thinks I have a low sex drive but honestly I don't like real vaginas, only real cocks. But, I stay with her because I know she loves me and doesn't want to break my heart. I love her too, but more like a sister.
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>>718437547
Ugh, that sounds so amazing, I'm kind of jealous. Do you think there's any way I could possibly convince my boyfriend to do bdsm stuff?
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>>718437738
Oh, hey there boyfriend. You know, I think my mind is a little hazy and I sorta forgot. So remind me, what's your first name again?
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>>718437686
Alright, I get that. How about neck down, clothed. Just to show she at least appears to be a woman. Anonymity is great, but not for women on /b/ trying to prove they're a woman. Believing anything on 4chan, especially /b/, is like choking down a boulder of salt.
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>>718437472
I guess I'm okay with that. Can't say the same for the others, though.

After all, who doesn't love a nice pair of tits?
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>>718437771
Start with watching porn together. Nothing too extreme - just say you want to explore it. Then make it obvious that you're getting off on the nastiest, most hardcore parts. Take it from there...
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>>718437818
On /b/ it's anon. How about you?
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Pretty sure I'm part Jewish
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>>718429664
No thanks I like my life unfucked up. Hurt pretty bad after the third time tho
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>>718437855
Alright, fine. I guess that's a pretty fair bargain. This is all I'm showing though, okay? Sorry...

>>718437877
Wow, this is a great idea! I might try this. Thanks anon.
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>>718438111
Trips confirms. Please gas yourself responsibly.
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>>718438337
Your boyfriend is missing out by not turning your pale skin pink under his palm.
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>>718436620
life is to short to not be with someone you are sexually compatible with
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>>718438342
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>>718433771
TOP K3K
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>>718433000
You need leverage. I mean GOOD Fucking leverage.
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>>718437771
Not that I know of. When we first got married in 07 we already knew we were both into it
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>>718438337
Not asking for anything more, you forgot the time stamp, though. Just post the same angle with time stamp.
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>>718433000
Sell your half of the buisiness to him and GTFO. Move to another town, start a new business with all of your money, and get a good lawyer.
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