Ylyl mang

Once every 2-3 years seems high.

>>718415194
>implying I've had sex in the last three years

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>>718415194

Haha this one always gets me

>>718415194
jokes on you, faggot. i've mated way less than that.

>>718415706
truer words were never spoken

>>718415706
True story

>>718415479
Why are Brit newspapers just tabloid junk stories? Really embarrassing for your country to be honest

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hitlers last moments

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>>718416182
Am i doing it right?

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>>718416360

Damn u got free time

>>718416360
nice one my man

>>718415194
Aye maine, low rider.

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>>718415706

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>>718415601
Totally read that as ron howard and lost.

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>>718415621
>>718415570

I have returned master, to bring great news of the pickle.

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>>718417042

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>>718418444
Good point and nice trips

>>718418444
I made the thing in MS word and used snipping tool to turn it into a PNG you cuck

>>718418637
so is it a meme for ants then?

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>>718418785
Fucking Fuck that's fucking gold

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>>718415706
Accurate for me.

>>718415775
Why are American Presidents just reality TV celebrities? Really embarrassing for your country.

>>718419302
Good point

>>718419302
what if I'm canadian

>>718419302
>>718415775
>>718419401
Why are all countries' politicians and media a bunch of corrupt fuckups? Really embarrassing for our world.

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>>718415194
I wish. Been over 6 year for me

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>>718419823
I Have a solution!

>>718419626
Not really in fact. We could say this about any politician anywhere.

>>718420255
uh, yeah... I did say that.
>all countries'

I was slamming them all equally.

>>718420030
>>718420048
what are these, cancer for ants?

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>>718416016
The fucking Alabama jersey
Lost my shit at the jersey.

>>718420338
>>what are these, cancer for ants?
cantser

>>718415194
Jokes on you. I'm not black.

>>718415706
9gaggers unite!

>>718415296
OMG it worked

>>718420377
oh snap, that's a top notch fucking pun. NOW I lost, thanks man.

>>718415194
Normal I don't go to these because of the amount of autism but koodos Op for making me lose

>>718415706
Fuck now I wish I had Bionicles.

>>718420755
umagad so tru im twelve btw.

>>718415194
been longer than 3 years for me.

>>718415194
More like once every 20 years. Assuming I have sex tonight.

>>718420781
I've always thought that looked like a ventriloquist's dummy instead of an elderly lady.

>>718419998
Is that vSauce Michael?

>>718420838
zozzle

>>718415706
Can we have a bionicle thread instead of this shit?

>>718415364
This!

>>718415194
>mates only once every 2-3 years
I fucking wish

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>>718421044
Greetings. My name is Patrick Bateman, and I have contacted you for important matters.

I have taken notice to your post. It is of high quality, but it's not the contents of the post that I'm interested by, it's the post-number.

Your post-number is unlike any other that I've ever seen. It is unique, as no other will ever obtain your distinct strand of numbers, but that is not the only unique thing about it.

Look at the numbers at the very end. Take a close look at them, and you might even realize it, too. Your post-number has ended in repeating digits, that is why I am contacting you.

I don't want to seem like a bother, as I understand that you're very busy crafting hundreds of quality posts such as the one I am replying to, but this is a matter more important than posts. It's a matter of life and death.

Here on [b], it is the most important rule of all that repeating digits much be checked and kek'd, that is why I am contacting you. I am here to check and kek your repeating digits, for it is a matter of religious importance.

So, after all this patience and discussion, I will now check your repeating digits. Here I go: #Checked

Now that your repeating digits have been checked by me, it is now time for me to leave. I cannot spend all day checking your repeating digits, no matter how much I love them. The reason? More digits must be checked.

Regards, Patrick Bateman

>>718415570

The pickle has arrived

>>718415706
Hell yes

>>718415738

Thanks, Lori

>>718415296
Can't believe I lost to this

>>718415194
It's been 20 years for me lmao

>>718421307
kek. he's scared like a little bitch.

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>>718421307
somebody turn that into a plate of tendies

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>>718420862
Phineas always pissed me off with his retarded head shape.

>>718421421
Old but gold

>>718415194
but i fuck more than twice a day HOW CAN THIS BE?

https://youtu.be/H-fWXSAO76Y?t=158

>>718421620
Let me guess, football or bicycling.

>>718421477
Nice

>>718420451

How do you know? It hasn't been 5 years yet, stupid.

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>>718415570
some fag makes this 2 hours ago
posts it all day
no one likes it
no one laughs
/b

>>718420811

>keeps glasses shirt and hair
>doesn't keep the mustache

What a shit transformation

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>>718420781
Whelp

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>>718421777 (checked)

>>718415605
SOOO FUNNY LOL SO SCREENSHOT WORTHY LOL I LOLED SO HARD NEWFAG

>>718415706
i miss their soft cool brains

>>718420976
>archaeology
>excavating
Lol no

>>718421457
No

>>718415403

I will never get that trash.

>>718420977
best pic for scam, really turns me on.

>>718421507
>Using Gwen Stacys death panel.

Some things are unforgivable.

>>718416128

i love that spongebob fucking face

>>718421932

That's what you get for slapping carbon fiber trunk/hood on your shit Acura. Completely deserved.

>>718422156

kek

>vile

The man's a genius.

>>718421799
How do people keep surviving to be as old as they are when they do some retarded shit like this?

>>718422222
FUCKING CHEKT

>>718421974
Why are brit newspapers just shitty tablods? Embarrassing for your country to be honest.

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>>718421899
But you replied so it sparked a reaction, stick a pickle in ur gaping asshole lel

>>718421192
For a moment I thought this might of been the Kurdish Peshmerga.

>>718422222
checked

>>718422222
Nice quints

>>718421703
or shaving? wat

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>>718421816

>>718422300
lost so hard

>>718421716

Totally lost

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>>718422222
Nice, I have gotten too

>>718422042

Fucking ninja

>>718421905
nigga i'd like to see you transform yourself into a car and drive yo fat ass outta here

>>718420987
Wihtout context, I have no fucking idea

>>718421477
Shit why did that make me lose

>>718418785
almost lost

>>718422805

Must be another salty victim of shitty charizard transformations. You're an abomination upon the lord.

>>718421799
what you get for wearing that fucking weebo hat.

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>>718422805
I'd like to see your face when you cum deep in my butthole with my prostate pulsing against the top side of your shaft.

>>718422935

Has the education system failed all of Americans or just the really fucking tan ones.. holy fuck.

>>718423073
just niggers

>>718421975
so edgy

go fuck yourself with a rake you waste of life

>>718419998
lost

>>718423160
You're a fucking kike what do you even do with your life?

>>718415775
thats not like a real legit news
more like a tit n trash mag for builders, brickies and any other guy bored at work

>>718420630
this was me throughout all my school years

>>718423073
In all honesty it was probably just auto corrected, but it still means she couldn't spell parmagiana.

>>718421234
what is happening

>>718421440
and then they say 4chan changed..

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last xD!!!! pickled kid!!!!

>>718415775
that's the equivalent of your Weekly World News mate

>>718418897
if your going to be fat atleast have big jugs, this is shameful

>>718415775
It's published by the same people who publish Viz - so we KNOW it's a pile of shite, but there's tits in it and it's funny.

You know how people say Yanks have no sense of humour? This is why, faget.

this is probably the worst YLYL thread I have seen in a good while

>>718424338
Might even be worse than banana threads

>>718424503
We've actually found something more cancerous than the bananas...

>>718424338
>>718424503
>>718424557
aggred
time to filter that shit out

>>718422289
kys

>>718415194
lost m8 gr8 no h8

>>718420993
Beautiful

>>718415775
>why are tabloid newspapers not broadsheet newspapers
You probably don't even have broadsheets in your country.

>>718423095
Those apendages on which you stand are of great quality

but im not a fucking nigger

>>718424928
01110000 01101001 01100011 01101011 01101100 01100101

>>718421421
My dad always used to tell me if you're with someone else and a bear comes after you, you don't have to be faster than the bear to get away. You just have to be faster than the person you're with.

>>718425684
Is that why all those skinny fucks always invite my fatass camping?

>>718426150
100%

You are the noble scrifice

>>718422300
check them dubs tho...

>>718415194
>mates once every 2-3 years

what a god

New meme: https://youtu.be/IEkGeTlGluo

>>718423915
Yeah wouldn't mind the belly if it came with some Gs...

>>718422834
She is way hot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zql0UVcv-1w

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>>718417185
prove that /b/ is dead.

>>718421295
fuck i lost to u saying u lost

>>718421659
DUDE

>>718415738
i hope you fucking die

>>718422222
Nice quints. Have a (You), on the house.

>>718427160
almost as bad as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr0iBKfVLtA

>>718424338
Coffee that!

This makes me miss the fucking bananas

>>718421425
scared
scared of the american eagle

and you fat fucks voted for him
i
i just ..........

i just don't know jpeg
i just don't know

secretly cries inside

>>718415605
I actually did that too

>>718415194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeOJ9lL1s00

>>718418637
> PNG as an excuse for shit quality
> using PNG in the web for other use than transparency
> MS paint

What kind of graphic designer are you retardo?

>>718415194
its a shame the black rhino is fucking extinct, i wish i was too

>>718418897
I was at that festival. The band stopped playing after that incident.

>>718419069
Faggot

>>718421404
Future Linux user detected!

>>718420876
Fukken kekd

>>718415194
>just like you
>implying I've ever had sex
>implying I could do it every 2-3 years
>implying I could do it at all

>>718419998
got me so fucking hard

browsed the first 20 images and still havent seen any bananas
scaredpepe.jpg

>>718419998
Lost

>>718421685
Lost hard

>>718432522

Pickle is the new banana.

>be me
>me and gf and our friend ted hanging out, drinks, 420, the usual
>ted gets a text
>ted says he has an emergency, says bye and leaves
>notice he's carrying a dvd out with him, but w/e
>just me and gf
>gf says "hey, let's watch a scary movie"
>it's kinda our thing to watch horror movies
>she freaks out easy, so she'll cuddle up to me during scary parts
>next we'll start fooling around, etc.
>feeling kinda nostalgic for early 90s movies
Let's watch that Stephen King movie about the clown.
>feel like a retard, cuz i don't remember the name
>she gets sad look on her face
>"we can't watch that one, anon"
Why not?
>i gave It to ted
>reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep toni-just kidding your mom will be fine

>>718421755

Oh fuck I remember that episode! God damn I'm old.

>>718418785
i lost here

>>718421899

I don't want a pickle.

>>718421129
i have no idea what is this but im laughing so hard

>>718422285
Are you just going to ctrl v that line all day?
They aren't all like this. Just a handful of local papers. Most are pretty terrible though.

>>718422485

My dad was an archaeologist. This did not make me laugh. This made me gasp and cringe.

FUCK!!!!!

>>718421228
>batemen

>>718422552

Dude must've been hungry. I hear those people live in poverty. Probably appreciated the little snack.

>>718433331

I just want to ride my motor sickle.

>>718435868

I don't want to die.

>>718435949

I just want to ride my motorcy

>>718435983

cle.

>>718415570
I really really really like this image

>>718419626
what if I'm an eskimo

>>718415194

http://www.keklel.org/news/trump-calls-obama-a-faggot-nigger/

>>718436865

go back to your unfunny facebook group faggot

>>718421685
lost like fxxk

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>>718417789
When did we go from bananas to pickles?

>>718415194
>>>718415479
>Why are Brit newspapers just tabloid junk stories? Really embarrassing for your country to be honest


As we have a fucking reality star as our president