Friendly reminder that if you haven't impregnated a woman

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You just made my day OP. That's a good way of thinking about it. I'm still a virgin :D can't wait to impregnate someone special.

>>718411602
D'aaaaww. I didn't know I was ganna come into this thread and feel.

>>718411227
only jews believe that bullshit

Shit. My secret is out

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I agree with OP in a way

No condoms, let the chance gods sort em out

What if she had an abortion?

>>718412014
>being so omega a women would rather murder a baby than raise your children

Truly a fate worse than being a perma virgin.

>>718411227
>all woman are virgins

>>718412183
... That just blew my mind

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>>718411227
friendly reminder that pregnant women are the worst persons alive...

I would know, my wife is pregnant at the moment...

Impregnated my wife and her mom
Girlfriend doesnt know
Will have a son brother

I still gotta lose my v card & then impregnate someone but it's cool cause I already have a person in mind who'd be interested.

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>>718412392
Don't worry, egg shells go good in the compost

>>718412469
why not lose it an impregnate them at the same time anon?

>>718413059
That's what I plan on doing, sorry for not specifying.

>>718411227
>every homosexual dies a loser virgin

no wonder God hates them

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just bumping

>>718413540
would love to wake up next to this.
a morning fuck while sucking on her lactating tits.
lawd

>>718413540
>"leave me alone, it hurts"

Those are the words you will hear more than once...

fantasy != reality

I had a fetish for pregnant women until my wife was...
Worst sex ever...
For 9 fucking months !

More sexy preggos boyos come on this is my thing

>>718414339
Couldnt you just rub it out for 9 months?

>>718414580
the fuck is the point of having a wife if you can't sex her?

>>718411227
Thank you Op, yesterday I was at the gyn with my wife, saw my bb for the first time, you just made me even more proud :-)

>>718411227 if
do whores count? ive tagged 3 im pretty sure of

>>718414678
Make a baby?

>>718414580
>rub it out for 9 months

Do I sound like a 15 yo boy ?

>>718415232
but she wont let me have sex with her for 9 months
holy shit.
pregnant sex is a big fetish of mine.

>>718411227
that's fine.

>>718412392
They are only good when its not your wife.

>>718414058
>>718414339
Glad you like her. Anything I can get you?

>>718415897
on her side on the bed full side belly and ass

>>718415357
no but your dick probably the size of one

>>718415427
You do realize you can fuck her all the way till week 35 of pregnancy right?

>>718416253
>Dick the size of a 15 yo boy
Thats fuggin yuge

>>718416409
its gonna be HUGE

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>>718416239
Only have that one nude of her pregnant. This is after. Should I give her personal info?

>>718416349
I do, she doesn't...

I did Then i Convinced her to abort
So lucky id make a terrible father

>>718416534
So rape her...

>>718416562
why dont i just kill her after and dump her body in the ocean

>>718416562
You do realize I have to live with that woman, right ?
Further, I have to raise children with her...

>>718416660
>>718416715
Rather give her an ultimatum. Either she can do it or you can go find a slut who will.

>>718411227
op is quite literally retarded

>>718416820
this is kinda hot

>>718416660
>>718416715
If she is seriously in pain all the time something is wrong.
Also if she doesnt want to fuck you she's getting dick somewhere else and that's not your kid. Women are the horniest bitches ever when pregnant.

>>718416830
Been there, done that.

She cried, we fucked, it hurt her, we stopped...
Back to step 1

>>718416984
See
>>718416974

>>718411227
I'm not virgin, not child in womb.
Win

>>718417011
Some small percentage of women don't really enjoy sex, especially during pregnancy.

Lucky me, I found one !

>>718417138
Well then anon fucked up when chosing which m8 to impregnate.

>>718416522
You mean should you dump it here?

>>718413540
would love to see more of her, pregnant or not

>>718417251
yes dump it

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>>718413540
haha nice photoshop....not.

>>718418077
she is gorgeous

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>>718418131
yeah, but that shoop wasn't.

>>718418295
would love to bury my face in that bush

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>>718418352

>>718411227

I know you're trying to make yourself feel badass by attempting to validate your recent unwanted pregnancy to strangers on the internet, but by this same logic then all girls who haven't been impregnated are still virgins, which gives a free pass to the whores who go around fucking literally hundreds if not thousands of guys while on the pill.

So nah, bruh. You're just a dumbass. Pull out next time.

>>718418499
looks amazing, would love to run my fingers up n down that bushy puss

>>718411227
does an abortion count?

>>718417213
Don't you think I know that already ?
But she was nice and funny at first, so I got duped.

Now I miss my ex, a crazy bitch but a real tiger in bed !

>>718411227
does it count if she had an abortion/lost the baby ?

>>718411227
Just found out the girl I'm talking to is pregnant. Now she wants nothing to do with me