Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>718398400 The rules

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"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

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>>718403122
I do. We agree to be twin smugs.
>>718403250
They attacked Japan, the JSDF were just defending themselves. Trust me, the Empire deserves all the shit they get.

>>718403341
nice feet

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D: -quickly claims Ika again before someone else does-

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>>718403244
Oh wew.
Is contact allowed?

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>>718403461
Well, if you say so...

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>>718402248
Yes there is no use for spergging about it, besides any yunofag is automatically mah nigga
>Months ago there were 4 yuno claimers at once

>>718402405
Watch me!

>>718403461
>Empire gets BTFO
So good, it even made Rory wet herself

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>>718403122 (smug)
Tis what I'm doing ^^
Returning as the TOP GUN!

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>>718403564
Sometimes, it's quite explosive

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I have been summoned!

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Alright i think I'm going to head to bed now, nighty night everyone. See you tomorrow.

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>>718403595
Once for the Empire, once for special forces.
>>718403569
Trust me, you'll see it soon.
>>718403795
Just so I can pat you.

-yawns and rolls over under the blue blanket, nestled comfortably on the couch-

>>718403795
wanna erp?

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>>718403811
Good night Juvia!
>>718403866
Alright fine! I'll get back to watching this anime now.

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can't sleep, school starts tomorrow

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>>718403795

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>>718403811
Good night!

>>718403894
>jumps on couch all filthy and muddy

>>718404037
a meme

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>>718404037
Go melt more :^)
>>718404021
The clown wont eat you though.

>>718404084
;_; -quickly balls up his favorite blanket and stashes it away before you can soil it, then looks at the mess you've made-

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>>718403866
I'd do a lot of things for your pats!

>>718403980
Why are you asking? Of course I do.

>>718404035
Am I supposed to know what this is?

>>718404037
Cutie c:

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>>718404021
Oh sounds rough, have you tried tea?
Maybe some allergy pills?
>shit makes me tired as fuck yo. Can't sneeze if you're in a coma.
I start classes in about a week.

>>718404021
You're fucked, your professor is going to single you out in front of the whole class and quiz you on shit you don't even remember. The class will laugh at you and think you're retarded for being so dumb.

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>>718403461
Let others know you by smugs too, mang

>>718403204
>>718403495
Oh hi

>>718403232
Do it

>>718403235
NO

>>718403646
About time!

>>718403795
No. Back to bed. Too early

>>718403811
Night

>>718404021
Rip

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>>718404253
its not important

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>>718404126
A reply

>>718404151
I love it when my power drops out for a while on 40+ degree days.

>>718404253
Stocking is pretty cute also, I've been meaning to watch the show.

>>718404253
Haah.. I'd.. I want to do it with you more than anyone..

>>718404359
o.o -waves to you-

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Tomoko Kuroki. Yep, I went this far.

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>>718403595
Boy that must've been messy!
>>718403737
Oh boy!
How do they repair themselves?

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>>718404359
But.. But.. I'm not tired..!

>>718404399
Nice dubs.

>>718404411
I couldn't recommend it more. It's such a funny show!

>>718404415
You know where to find me.
>wink wink

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>>718404253
I bet you would :^)
>>718404359
They dont accept me though. Even though we made the #smugsquad together.
You changed man, you changed :^)
>>718404411
Get solar. It helps.

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>>718404510
It was fun!

>>718404589
S--so-sorry I don't...

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>>718404510
Very carefully

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>>718404773
Cute

-brings out the upholstry vac and carefully cleans all the mud off the couch, leaving it pristine-

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>>718404589
I've got so much on my list, but I just can't be bothered with watching any of it.
I've seen a Zone animation of it, if that counts.

>>718404603
I would if I could, but they'd probably fucking melt over here
I had to ride up to the bank a couple hours ago, it wasn't fun, but atleast I don't have to wear leathers

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>>718404773
Flat but cute.

>>718404848
-jumps on top of you-

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>>718404603
Hold on a minute there, let's calm down a little!

>>718404709
I can't tell if this is genuine or of you're making fun of me. At this point, both are entirely plausible.

>>718404857
Hahaha! You've seen the zone animation so it basically counts.
Just watch it if you ever get the chance, it's pretty short and really worth it.

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>>718404857
Hey Kirino. Real quick, I think I asked you this before but thread 404'd, do you know what song plays before the end of season 1 of oreimo? It sounds like a modified intro song but I haven't seen it anywhere.

Thanks

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>>718404359
I like it here, its cozy. I'm cozy. Life is cozy rn.

>>718404945
-falls over and squirms free- o_O

>>718405028
B-but I...I really want to do it with you

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>>718404609
I don't think many claimers would find that fun though.
Good for you anyway!
>>718404722
Wait, is she a giantess?

>>718405207
-notices your bulge-

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1 like = 1 million deportations

>>718405380
Can we gas them instead?

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>>718404416
>

>>718404589
Close your eyes for a bit, lay back too. Get comfy

>>718404603
Rip. Oh man, i missed those days. Thread would be full of them. I think asuna was here some time ago. Smug roll call time?. The streets bruh, it changed me

>>718405064
For now it's cozy then bam, life gave you stuff

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>>718405217
They feared The Yuno Army~

>>718405380
Homu pls

Okay foods ready, I go watch anime now, bye bye

>>718405380
*likes*

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>>718405217
No! They just have 'fairies' that are small chibis that work for them. They even fly the planes
>>718405502
Nice

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>>718405380

>>718405487
You're thinking to small, first we get them all in one place, then we use the nukes.

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Post waifu with smug now. This is a smug roll call. Only those with 3 or more smugs are qualified to enter

rattle me shizuru

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>>718405028
What is it even about? Like, what's the plot?

>>718405029
Oh, sorry about that. It's been a while since I've watched any Oreimo, slightly busy right now, but if I do end up finding it, I'll definitely contact you if I get the chance.

>>718405327
-pulls and orange out of his pocket and gives it to you-

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>>718405662
Double smug

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>>718405662
A smug before I go

>>718405739
-attacks bulge with orange-

>>718405739
-stabs orange with pen-

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>>718405216
Uh.. Im not gonna lie, I'm pretty sure everything I say in threads is gonna be screenshotted by some loser with a vengeance against me so I'm sure you can find my Discord.

>>718405528
I have trouble sleeping ;-;

>>718405662
Do I clear for having most famous smug?

>>718405721
Two angels fight ghosts to get enough heaven credits to get back into heaven. It's extremely silly. I love it though.

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>>718404857
Solars were fine here. We have a huge solar farm next to the tip. And we do hit 40 over there.
>>718405028
But I am calm
>>718405528
Asuna a Melbourneshit.
Theres very few #smugs left.
>>718405662
You know I have many.

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>>718405662
Confident, smug, I leave it for you to decide.

>>718405875
B.bu-t I don't h-have your dis-discord..

>>718405833
nu

>>718405838
-doesn't think that's the best way to eat that- ;.;

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>>718405528
Well yeah, car stuff tbh, but still, I'm cozy and life is kinda cozy
>inb4 school starting up again
Heck.
Meanwhile, noms.

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>>718403495
are you the one everyone was talking about?

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>>718405662
>
>>718405578
Goodbye!
>>718405612
But isn't that an aircraft carrier she's wielding right now??

>>718406022
-owo what's this-

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>>718405662

>>718406046
0.o -doesn't know why anyone would talk about him and hides under the couch-

>>718406117
-wonders if you've never seen an orange and squeaks about how they're part of a balanced breakfast-

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>>718405896
I'm not.
>ERP noises

>>718405986
You can ask most people and they'll give you it.


Well I need to go now. It's been fun!
Bye!

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>>718406082
It's just her weapon the 'airfraft carrier' is just the flight deck. They're about average size

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>>718406117
No more

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>>718405662

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>>718405662

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>>718406046
>>718406244
I'm curious. Who is this?

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>>718405662

>>718406248
B-bb-but I don't know who to a-ask.

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One day One post

>>718406402
-is just a Sonata Blue-

>>718406467
Stocking#6316

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>>718406258
Ah it get it.
You just have to play along with it, just like some girls are supposed to be guns I guess.
>>718405662
And finally that one is the best, you just can't see it!

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>>718406135
Go to sleep Aki.

>>718405662
>
Do you need my Ruby smug as well sis?

>>718406258
Look at this fag.

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>>718405662
>Shitnoa

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>>718405662
So smug.

>>718406626
Slut of kancolle

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>>718406248
>smug sounds

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>>718406522
You're a hyundai car?

>>718406557
Well, looks like you didn't even have to ask.


Okay now I'm actually going.

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>>718406746
And you are?

>>718406884
;_; -is Sonata Blue, not a blue Sonata-

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>>718405745
Still counts as one. One post = one smug

>>718405822
7/10

>>718405875
Aww. I forgot

No. Beat rory or me

>>718405896
>very few smugs left
FeelsBadMan.png
10/10
And so do i

>>718405959
10/10 that confidence

>>718406042
Fug. I need to enroll soon lol

>>718406082
Are you trying? That's s cute smile 3/10

>>718406135
Ooohhhhh 9/10

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>>718406626
:o

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>>718406248
Night

>>718406317
Meh, 6/10

>>718406333
9/10

>>718406417
-10/10

>>718406607
1/10. Come on!

>>718406626
No. Current waifu only. That's cheating. 8/10

>>718406652
Not even trying. Smh tbh fr otc. 4/10

>>718406662
9/10

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>>718407046

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>>718407046
>9/10

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Goodnight

>>718407046
Damnit sis.
No 10/10? You hurt my feelings tbh.

>>718407026
Seen it already ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>718407046
The last one wasn't a smug but ok

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>>718407140
Good night!

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>>718407207

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>>718407140
Goodnight.

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>>718406993
Hmmmp
Ok then.

-yawns and curls up on the chair, hugging a watermelon plushie and looking around hopefully-

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>Tfw you don't even feel like drinking

>>718407358
nigger

>>718407358
-pets you-

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>>718406993
I enroll asap so I don't blow it off and so I get the classes I want.

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>>718407110
That's a smug. 10/10

>>718407135
2 more tries, m8

>>718407140
Goodnight Saber-toga!

>>718407207
You gotta try harder sis, 2 more to join smug squad

>>718407240
Lel

>>718407320
Not sure if smug

>>718407556
Well I'm fucked lol. 2 more weeks til then

>>718407449
o.o

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here

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>>718407358
Where do you even get a watermelon plushie?

>>718407793
this needs to be answerered for science

>>718407747
i want to cum in that cup

>>718407705
Kek. I either do stuff immediately or I blow it off until I have to force myself to do it.

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>>718407930
forgot image, shit.

>>718407793
-directs your web browser to the watermelon plushie store-