SCP THREAD LEVEL 4 CLEARANCE IS NEEDED TO VIEW THIS THREAD

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

bracing for epic

mmMMmmmm

>>718401331
ADDENDUM 628-A
If the SCP assigned to you is a location or site, [REDACTED] will escort you to that location for 24 hours, before arranging pickup of you or your body.

Scrolling

>>718401331
k

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>>718401331
I will gladly take whatever assignment I am given, for I wish to die

>>718402314
Description: SCP-314 is a 0.97 m long, 0.21 m thick obelisk which is highly reflective and metallic in appearance, with tapered edges that are apparently sharpened to a molecular level. No material has ever been recovered from SCP-314.

The object is capable of levitation and extremely swift motion, although it lacks any visible means of locomotion. Although research does not indicate any true intelligence, the object is most certainly sentient of its surroundings and extremely reactive to any motions or vibrations within an approximately 50 52-meter radius.

Analysis of rubble recovered from the ground below SCP-314's origin point indicates that the object arrived at this location some time between 1975 and 1979, which is supported by pre-containment reports from civilians.

The object emits no unusual radiation save for a very faint sound which appears to be an anomalous broadcast of █████ FM, a local classic rock station. Comparisons between SCP-314's vibrations and the actual broadcast of █████ FM are identical approximately 85% of the time, although recordings from SCP-314 often include extra audio in the form of guttural sounds, snarling and occasional commentary from the late DJ ██████ ███████, who passed away in 1998 and was not employed with █████ FM after 1983.

Oh boy, can't wait to see what I get

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SCP-289 is an irregularly shaped mass of hematite (Fe2O3), with analysis showing trace amounts of aluminum, phosphorous, [DATA EXPUNGED], and water. SCP-289 has the unique property of intensifying the effects of inertia over objects in a 1.6m radius over time. Objects that remain immobile will become more and more difficult to move, while objects maintaining a constant speed will become very difficult to stop.

oke

>>718402431
Sadly, Dr Gideon has been rather Passive, requesting re-assignment

Subject assigned to SCP 666 has died of Liver failure, I am here to take his further assignments

gay

Rolling for giant baby thing of doom

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>718403186
I have returned from my assignment within SCP 186, no unusual phenomena occurred

Faggot xhxxhx

rolling for hopefully not instant death

>>718401331
>D class with level 4 clearance
Dr. Bright this is against policy. I'll have internal consistency checkup on your procedures!

>>718403424
This assignment too has passe without incident, although SCP 424 exhibited reclusive behaviour

>>718403767
Ugh I'm sorry ok I'm stoned as fuck writing the op and missed that

The assignment with SCP 223 has gone without activities. Presenting for new assignment

>>718402501
10-20-09, 1:43 PM: Subject acquires the sealed SCP-501. Subject stares at it without blinking for 10 minutes. Some researchers believe that the subject is still able to see SCP-501 even through its sealed case.

10-20-09, 1:53 PM: Subject suddenly stops staring and begins to strip all of his clothing. Researchers hear him muttering “I must remove the contamination” repeatedly as he does this.

10-20-09, 1:55 PM: Subject throws all the removed clothing into the corner of the room, after which he looks into the speaker and requests a razor. Request tentatively granted. The razor is carried in by an armed security guard. Subject takes the item and the guard leaves. Subject immediately and violently shaves off all the hair on his body and discards it in the same corner as his clothes. Subject cuts himself several times in the process, but does not seem to react or notice. As he shaves, he is heard over the speaker repeatedly muttering “Begone, unwanted possessions.” Subject discards the razor in a similar fashion to his hair and clothes after he finishes using it.

10-20-09, 2:00 PM: Subject enters a lotus position and begins to meditate without closing his eyes or taking his eyes off of the sealed SCP-501.

10-20-09, 2:23 PM: Subject is heard whispering “I see” to himself. He stands up and looks again at the speaker. He says: “I hereby renounce all of my worldly possessions other than The Holy One. I do not need anything other than The Holy One. Everything else is a contamination and must be forsaken.” A researcher acknowledges the request, after which the subject immediately returns to his meditative stance.

10-24-09, 12:00 PM: Subject ceases breathing. Subject has not moved since he resumed his meditation on 10-20-09 and is presumed to have died of thirst.

Ready

Dorito endless maze SCP plis

>>718402666
Ouch.

>>718401331
I hope I get the magic free pizza box and not some horrible monster.

rolling for 173's sweet tight butthole

Gimme something good!

Operator ████ faggot# ████-██ Reporting for orders. ████ ████ ████ ██ ██ ████████ ██ Engaging Roll.

>>718403806
This assignment has been uneventful due to the time restraints placed upon me, 40 hours are required to produce an SCP 806-1 from SCP 806, I have made a note to request more time with SCP 806 at a later date

>>718401331
Roll

Wonder what I'll get

>>718403982
The subject hasn't returned from the expedition at SCP 982. Replacing him is my duty.

I got a tree. If I set fire to it, it turns into a huge burning skeleton that destroys things.

Roll for assignment

>>718404243
I have been assigned yet another uneventful SCP, mostly due to the prohibition on bringing multiples of the same object into the room, I am requesting something more interesting for my final assignment

xd

What do I get

rollan

Rolling for tickle monster.

Yes it's a real scp, it's SCP-999 to be exact.

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>>718401331
Roll

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roll? kinda curious

i want the bear

Roooooooooll

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-091

Good times

>>718401331
rollerino

>>718405055
good luck dealing with the anti-meme

H dB BBK gfv
>>718401331

rollo

rolling in the deep (I always have good luck with SCP threads, will my luck hold out?)

>>718404815
Reroll

>>718401331
rollin

>>718401331
reporting for duty

i cant stop farting

>>718401331
I'm in. Rollin

>>718404592
My prayers have been answered, so to speak, while I have followed the rules and used the visual distortion goggles at all times, my colleague, [REDACTED] gave in to their curiosity and read several passages from SCP 592, and during the following interviews, described the 10th and 11th crusades, that by his account, occurred in 1968, and 1982 respectively, and now believes Israel to be under European occupation, [REDACTED] has been transferred to [DATA EXPUNGED] for further evaluation

Rolling for the anti-meme

>>718405515
Ill def live, but I may have to break a few arms and legs of the subject.

>>718405790
Sentient Blood kek

>>718401331
rawling

SCP 999

>>718405854
Yea, that's a real weird one

dash-dot-dash

>>718401331
asdf

>>718401331
rollin'

Rolling to see how fucked i get

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>MFW seeing this thread. Roll-a-roody-doo-dah.

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>>718405953
>Tfw no polymorphing fox-girl gf

Rolling to avoid SCP-JEW

I'm ready for anything

tom yhW

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Rell

So, what is the most terrifying SCP?

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>>718405493
Object Class: Safe

I hope I get a joke scp.

Rolling

>>718405790
sorry but >>718405055 took the spot already

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Rolling Gahanna

>>718406481
I hope my version of SCP-481 doesn't correspond with Detroit

>>718401331
Rolling

>>718406718
Chicago.

>>718406866
Ayy

>>718401331
roll

Roling for a Keter class SCP

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>>718401331

Hi it's me

>>718407263
Hi me, I'm Dad

>>718407055
Anti-meme Keter-class SCP.

>>718401331
rolling

IT'S FUNNY, I'M STILL ALIVE

Rollerin rolleron

Rolling for a good time.

Rawl

Rollizieren

Those who are about to die salute you!

>>718407783
Item #: SCP-783

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-783 is to remain covered in a concrete sarcophagus of at least 25.4cm (10in) thickness, and monitored by at least two Level 3 personnel and two Class D personnel. No life form should be allowed to enter SCP-783 without special authorization. Airlock between the outside of the sarcophagus and SCP-783 is to be kept sterile.

Description: SCP-783 is a small cottage located in Siberia, ████ kilometres from ████. SCP-783 measures 7 metres x 6 metres x 3.5 metres, and appears to consist of one room filled with furs, a rocking chair, and a fireplace. There are no windows and one wooden door serving as an entrance and exit. SCP-783 appears to be two hundred (200) to two hundred fifty (250) years old, and is built almost entirely from local stone.

SCP-783 appears to induce violent mutations in any form of life that enters it. Mutations are not always beneficial, and multiple tests involving a specific species has revealed that SCP-783 does not alter each specimen in the exact same way as the previous specimens. Micro-biological lifeforms are also mutated, and therefore each specimen is to be screened before being tested inside SCP-783, to prevent a situation like Incident 783-1 from occurring again. If the mutated specimen dies as a result of its mutation, the effects of SCP-783 stop. Single-celled organisms are not affected by SCP-783.

All exposed subjects exhibiting [DATA EXPUNGED] should be incinerated after termination.

SCP-783 is slated for intensive research in the next 6-8 years.

Assign me

Is there an SCP that specifically targets and assimilates other SCPs?

Cucc

>>718407885
At least it's a quick death

Description:SCP-885 is a living creature of unknown composition that displaces all fluids (liquids and gasses) within its perimeter. Analysis of the interior of the creature has shown no phenomena consistent with known matter: it is, for all intents and purposes, a complete vacuum.

Extensive sonar imaging has shown SCP-885's perimeter to be a cloud of about two hundred ovoid elements, which intersect and divide arbitrarily. Whether it is a single creature or a swarm is unknown; experiments to isolate one of the ovoids from the main mass are underway.

SCP-885's perimeter contains the pressure differential, and it can manipulate this difference in pressure to move itself. It can move through all known fluids and permeate through porous solids such as concrete, but metal or tempered glass can contain it. Items fully immersed within SCP-885 behave as they would within a vacuum.

SCP-885 is attracted to living, breathing creatures. When it identifies a prey - possibly by perceiving atmospheric vibrations - it seeks to surround the creature. Once it has surrounded its prey, it extracts all fluids and gasses still clinging to folds or pores by negative pressure, and kills it by hypoxia and ebullism. It will actively hunt down escaping prey - SCP-885 can move up to 12m/s in a standard atmosphere, less in denser air. Once a prey is killed, SCP-885 loses interest in it; it is not known how or whether it draws any kind of sustenance from these acts.

>>718401331
Interested

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>>718406224 here
I'm still alive but about 20 years older and really fucking hungry.

Re-rolling for Thaumiel class

Let me put on my red shirt today. What can possibly go wrong?

Rollio

>>718401331
Rell

Penis

I ALREADY HAVE SEC 7 CLEARANCE FK OUTTA HERE

I don't get it

>>718408428 here
Oww shit :l

ok

>>718408377
At least I don't die horribly, I think?

Description:SCP-377 is a box of La Choy brand fortune cookies. The box was full when it was recovered from [DATA EXPUNGED] and has since restocked itself regularly every 12 hours.

The cookies within the box are individually wrapped (for freshness, according to the box) and are, according to all tests, totally ordinary. Each cookie contains one (1) 18mm by 58mm piece of paper, on which a "fortune" is written in blue ink. All of these properties are consistent with a box of cookies from this brand.

However, the "fortunes" contained within each cookie are not consistent with those provided by the standard product. "Fortunes" appear to be specific to the individual opening the cookie and have thus far shown to be 100% accurate, ranging from vague indications of coming success to specific predictions regarding personnel's personal lives. The "fortunes" are not, however, always positive.

It is unknown whether the fortune cookies actively predict future events, or in fact cause future events to occur.

Okay, random fortune generator time! Annnnnnd I get...

"You are not a person who can be ignored"

Hmm, okay, nothing threatening there

>mfw I spontaneously combust in the middle of a staff meeting

PLS NOTHING KETER

cabriolet

>>718401331
rolling for the death grips one

Rollerino

Going in

Rell

>>718401331
Roll*^

>>718410441
>scp-441
>aids
Fak

>>718401331
roll

>>718401331
Class D recruit 762-34 reporting for duty

>>718401331
lets do this

>>718401331
rolling for that coffee machine

can someone explain this to me?

>>718410799
Results of test 3934: Human exposure to SCP-799
SCP-799 has been denied access to organic matter for a period of [DATA REDACTED] before testing.

At 18:00 Class D personnel 762-34 was placed into containment along with SCP-799. After a period of distress Personnel 762-34 appearing to suffer from mild exhaustion initiated contact with SCP-799 at 01:37. SCP-799 Was observed [DATA REDACTED]

Result: Human is dead

rollin for big ole lizard

>>718411875
someones been watching steins;gate

>>718401331
Roll

>>718401331
dab

its roll time!

rolor

>>718401331
Rolling for death

meme city

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>>718412443
Not even mad

Hello?

Hit me

>>718401331
rollin..

Yolo

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-896

Man, I am so okay with this. My ideal SCP haha.

SCP-896 functions as any normal online role playing game. Please consult normal non-Foundation articles if not familiar with the mechanics and terminology of an online role playing game.

SCP-896’s abnormal behavior only manifests when a user creates an avatar which shares the exact first and last name of the user. Once this occurs, the user is “imprinted” upon the avatar. Once imprinted, any changes to the avatar’s statistics will have a direct effect upon the user. How this occurs is not well understood. The current hypothesis is SCP-896 allows the user to exhibit a powerful “mind over matter” control over their body and surroundings.

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>>718412721

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>>718401331
ooo JEYZUS

roll m8y

I'm ready

>>718401331
682 get

>>718413097
mfw I'm trying to scroll down to read more, but it's a screenshot

>>718413031
A weird glob thing is making me think it's a romantic person of my life and is trying to bang me

>>718413216
SCP-216 is a 35.6cm (14 in) high iron safe with a multiple-dial combination lock. The lock has 7 dials each with numbers ranging from 0 to 9. The combination cannot be changed while the door is open. The weight of the device appears to fluctuate in an obtuse manner (see document 88-B).

The door of SCP-216 can always be opened, but the accessible interior space appears to change depending on the currently entered combination. Objects placed inside SCP-216 may be accessed by re-entering the combination that was configured when the object was inserted. Objects retrieved from SCP-216 appear to be undamaged by the device.

It is speculated that every possible lock combination results in a different interior, and that there are therefore 10 million available compartments. It is unknown how many objects currently reside inside SCP-216.

An engraving found on the bottom of the safe reads "3/4". It has been hypothesized that the compartments of SCP-216 are shared with three other devices of a similar nature. This hypothesis is consistent with the findings reported in document 88-B.

>I'll be fine

Rollerino

>>718401331
rolling

Uggghhh, lets go!

Boiiiiii

>>718413296
>296
oh shit, looks like i just rolled up 56 additional skips.

>>718401331
ROOOOOLLLLL

>>718401331
heres hoping for a quick death

>>718408939
hahaha

Rolling.

raulin

Reporting for duty

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Rolling

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checkem

>>718414111
Got bored, made escargot

>>718414277
Well God damn. Checked

Understood.

K

>>718401331
rolling for a quick death

Roll for Jesus

Roll for me

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Roll

Rawl

Hmm, another day in hell.

Doing the thing

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>>718414118
which scp is this suppose to be?

>>718401331
hello darkness

>>718415821
im gonna guess it was scp 166. Seems to fit.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-833
Please eat my arms and my legs. They will cure you, and there is nothing more I want than your happiness.

>>718401331

alirght ill roll

>>718401331
My scp is going to be a beautiful and wonderful cellmate

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>>718401331
Here I come person on paper

rolol

Let's see who I get to beat to death

>>718417245
da'faq?

heh

>>718401331
let's go

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roooooooooooooooolllllllll

>>718417268
HOLY SHITmy SCP is amaz-balls!
I love it, thank you based scp-268

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>>718401331
roll

blyat

>>718417657
well i got a nice one

>>718401331
rawl

bone hive huh, all I got to do is stay awake for 24 hours. I can do that.

reroll

>>718401331
well I'm fucked

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Item #: SCP-774

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: All supplies of SCP-774 are to be kept in sealed metal barrels designed for hazardous chemical waste. Subjects are to be maintained on hospital beds, kept alive via Procedure 17-A.

Description: SCP-774 is a by-product of the halogen azide [REDACTED] when [PROCESS REDACTED]. When in contact with the skin, it permeates the body's tissues and selectively attacks bone, dissolving the bone mineral and leaving only the soft collagen. This can occur in minutes or over the course of days, depending on the degree of exposure.

The only bone that is not affected by the initial reaction is the skull. However, shortly after the other bones begin dissolving, the anomalous properties of SCP-774 manifest. Calcium leached from the rest of the body is deposited on the skull, creating grooves and ridges that grow from the interior and exterior surfaces of the skull, forming symmetrical patterns of increasing complexity that intrude into neighboring tissue, eventually erupting from the skin or growing to meet other bone tissue. These eventually fuse the bones of the skull, rendering the mandible immobile. The largest pattern observed so far is two meters across, induced by procedure 17-A.

Intrusions in the sinus cavities create whistling sounds in the subject's breathing which rapidly change pitch and tone, though each skull has a different set of tones. The effect is similar to birdsong. While subjects affected by SCP-774 are unable or unwilling to communicate, their heartrate and breathing becomes more regular when able to hear other late-stage subjects (See Addendum 774-2).

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I don't really know what this is

>>718408178
>do not be taken alive
Jezus

>>718401331
survived my first one, rolling again

Rich piana should be a scp

>>718417885
a cloud that kills me, awesome

reroll

>>718401331
rollerino

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>>718418013
when you smoke this shit you perceive yourself as a woman for the rest of your life.

I'll just sit there and twiddle my thumbs for 24 hours.

>>718401331
Question: Are intimate/sexual physical activity allowed between personnel and subject?

>>718415821
>>718416746
>Not knowing flandere from the touhou series
Come on guiz

roll again since i survived

Inb4 something totally harmless

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Please dont be another rick roll

>>718401331
third try

>>718418135
girl that makes grow tumors, I die again

rolling again

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>>718418262
when you wear this coat and open it multiple limbs come out and do shit for you (defend yourself, play piano, do tasks)

I would wear it and give myself hand jobs for 24 hours

I lived twice

>>718418521
>>718418194

roll

>>718401331
rull

rollin'

>>718401331
rollering

>>718418520
survived a circuit breaker

rolling again

>>718401331
roll

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scp 581

any animal like a horse, donkey, mule etc will put this muzzle on and if it survives it will act like a human.

i would try and use the item as a fleshlight since i have nothing better to do for 24 hours.
lived 3 times
>>718418521
>>718418194

Roll

>>718401331
Roll

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>>718401331

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scp 871

if you don't eat the cake another cake will spawn. if you do eat it, it will respawn in 24 hours.

i would smear the cake on my body and scream for 24 hours.

>>718418871
>>718418521
>>718418194

i've lived 4 times boys, i'm on a streak.

roll

>>718401331
tits

Oh shit nigga

>>718418863
survived the crab, rolling again

>>718418915
is that cp she looks young

>>718417548

>SCP-548
Just finished my union-allocated 24 hours in a cement box with a blue spider that kept staring at me from its acrylic enclosure not unlike the ones weirdo fucking 10 year-olds get at Pet Smart to house their hamster while they watch them starve and die of noxious gases emanating from their shit-spattered gums. Not once did the fucking thing try to escape so I just got bored and put it on my cock to see what would happen and surely enough it made my shit fall off, dunno what I was expecting there, I suppose it's a good thing because baster blasphemy was a constant issue and I had more cum in my hands at any given time than a high school freshman after not doing anything productive. I guess my point is being doomed to a class D means a dreadful existence of wishing for Jill Stein to sit on your face so you can truly be a part of the "green" party. Welp that's all to report, I'm out peace and fuck Jill Stein I hate her, I love her I wish I could twirl my fingers in her pubes while simultaneously wiping cheese off my pubic rings and sniffing it.

>>718401331
Roll

>>718419318
Looks like I'm gonna live, lads.

>>718401331
want something that kills niggers

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scp 112

when you ride it you teleport on the ride and could be gone from days to months.

i would sit their for 24 hours fantasising about riding the roller-coaster but not actually because i'm a bitch cunt.

>>718419112
>>718418871
>>718418521
>>718418194
i've lived 5 times boys. Don't think anyone can beat my record.

Roll

Roll
Also why not last 4 digits if 4th starts with 1 or 2 or even some extreme cases like 8900. We can't get those now

NIGGA

>>718401331
can I get a spaghetti smoothie

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>>718419529
Guess I am fine
Item #:SCP-529

Object Class:Safe

Special Containment Procedures:No special precautions have yet proven necessary. "Josie" is quite affectionate, and at this stage is free to move about the lower levels of the facility. Staff are not permitted to feed cheese to her - she will become distressed if not given sufficient cheese.

Description:SCP-529 is a small house cat (Felis catus) with grey tabby markings.

Parts of the animal to the rear of the end of the ribcage appear to be missing. The body terminates sharply as if sliced in two.

In spite of this, the animal has no health problems, and moves about as if its hindquarters were still in place. For example, walking takes place as usual, and some time after feeding the animal makes motions as if to void itself of waste matter.

The cross-section does not display the interior of the animal, but appears pure black to the eye, and absorbs all non-visible wavelengths of light. It is slightly yielding to the touch. Gentle stroking of this area sometimes yields a positive reaction (purring and so on) but more usually leads to the creature turning on the agent, claws at the ready. Those scratched have experienced no abnormalities.

The hind regions do not appear to be invisible - a cursory examination will show that there are no hindquarters. DNA testing has shown the animal to be female.

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scp 455

when you go in the ship you see random rooms and can get lost and never to return.

since i'm placed in a room with it i don't go in it. probably scrape my dick on the outside of the ship for 25 hours

>>718419455
>>718419112
>>718418871
>>718418521
>>718418194
i've lived 6 times.


roll

Rolling for something good m8s

>>718401331
Roll

>>718419809
Aye, some kickass boots to wear. Awesome.
Containment Procedures: SCP-809 is to be kept in a secure storage locker in Site 19. No additional security beyond a standard keypad lock is necessary for containment. A room outfitted with monitoring equipment and four-point restraints is recommended for testing on unwilling subjects. As of ██/██/20██, please contact Agent ██████ to confirm availability of SCP-809.

Description: SCP-809 is a heavily stained and worn pair of leather boots, designated SCP-809-1 and SCP-809-2 for the left and right boot respectively. Forensic analysis of the boots confirms that the stains are composed of clay-rich soil and human blood. The design of SCP-809 is consistent with those of the boots worn by French infantry in the last years of World War One.

SCP-809 was discovered by Foundation personnel in the attic of an abandoned building in █████, France. Investigation confirms that the building was used as a field hospital from 1915 to 1917.

SCP-809 is activated by a subject donning both boots and closing his or her eyes for five to ten seconds. Upon activation, subjects experience a vision from the point of view of a French Corporal in battle. Drs. ████ and ███, both amateur military historians, have identified the setting as one of the innumerable trenches dug along the French/German border during the War. For the duration, the vision is perceived as reality.


While minor details differ through separate tests, the general outline of each vision remains constant. Subjects relive the experience of a French infantryman being stabbed repeatedly through the abdomen by the bayonet of a German soldier, followed by approximately seven hours lying in the bottom of the trench before expiring from blood loss and trauma to various internal organs. Upon death in the vision, the subject will awaken. To an outside observer, the entire experience lasts only forty to sixty seconds.

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scp 799

some stupid fucking house hold items that feed off dust and shit.

ill probably headbutt a wall for 24 hours since this is a stupid SCP

>>718419799
>>718419455
>>718419112
>>718418871
>>718418521
>>718418194
7 win streak. looks like i'm the champion of the thread.

Roll

>>718401331
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-XXX
ayyy <3

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>>718420169
scp 169 can't be contained. reroll

Here we gooo

>>718420225
cool, i got 2 balls

Sheeet son

>>718401331
Rollin

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scp 280

its a black guy that can float around and kills anyone near it.

well i got ripped to fucking shreds, rip.

I got to live 7 times in a row. Lets see if anyone can beat that.

>>718420169
>>718419799
>>718419455
>>718419112
>>718418871
>>718418521
>>718418194

end.

>>718401331
shit

>>718401331
rill

>>718401331
ok

>>718419729
Let's get 8

>>718401331
roll

>>718401331
rollling

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rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

>>718405740
decentposts

rollo

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Roll

>>718421112
Since 112 was already roll i'll go for 1112


Bunch of Shadow puppets that won't kill me

Imma keep going

Roll me dirty

>>718421347

347 is an invisble woman. I should survive this
Roll

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Cool

>>718421574
tem #:SCP-574

Object Class:Euclid

Containment Procedures:SCP-574 is located within Containment Site-105, which is surrounded by a concrete barrier three meters high and one meter wide. Warning signs are posted at the edge of the Foundation-owned property. Once per month, a live adult pig (Sus scrofa) is to be placed within SCP-574. Any additional buildings not being cultivated for study are to be demolished byMTF Psi-7as soon as it becomes feasible.

The interior of SCP-574 is monitored by both cameras and high-definition microphones. Any anomalies in SCP-574's interior are to be reported immediately.

Description:SCP-574 is a former factory in █████████, United States. The exterior appearance of SCP-574 is metamorphic, with over 328 distinct appearances on record. The interior contains three floors, with industrial equipment in varying states of decay.

When a subject approaches within 40 meters of SCP-574, it will manifest a campfire near one of its upper windows. If the subject does not continue to approach it, several more campfires will appear, with human silhouettes being visible in the windows. If the subject does enter SCP-574, it will create several signs of human habitation. SCP-574 has been known to commonly manifest broken beer bottles, sleeping bags, clothing, and empty food cans, as well as concentrated deposits of ammonia, urea, and other compounds commonly found in urine.1As the subject continues to occupy SCP-574, the floor beneath them may suddenly collapse, causing them to fall into the basement. Upon impact, the basement floor will take on the properties of wet cement, and forcibly drag the subject underneath before hardening.

Do I survive this one fellow D's?

rolling.

Item #: SCP-682

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-682 must be destroyed as soon as possible. At this time, no means available to SCP teams are capable of destroying SCP-682, only able to cause massive physical damage. SCP-682 should be contained within a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m chamber with 25 cm reinforced acid-resistant steel plate lining all inside surfaces. The containment chamber should be filled with hydrochloric acid until SCP-682 is submerged and incapacitated. Any attempts of SCP-682 to move, speak, or breach containment should be reacted to quickly and with full force as called for by the circumstances.

Personnel are forbidden to speak to SCP-682, for fear of provoking a rage-state. All unauthorized personnel attempting to communicate to SCP-682 will be restrained and removed by force.

Description: SCP-682 is a large, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. It appears to be extremely intelligent, and was observed to engage in complex communication with SCP-079 during their limited time of exposure. SCP-682 appears to have a hatred of all life, which has been expressed in several interviews during containment. (See Addendum 682-B).

SCP-682 has always been observed to have extremely high strength, speed, and reflexes, though exact levels vary with its form. SCP-682's physical body grows and changes very quickly, growing or decreasing in size as it consumes or sheds material. SCP-682 gains energy from anything it ingests, organic or inorganic. Digestion seems to be aided by a set of filtering gills inside of SCP-682's nostrils, which are able to remove usable matter from any liquid solution, enabling it to constantly regenerate from the acid it is contained in. SCP-682's regenerative capabilities and resilience are staggering, and SCP-682 has been seen moving and speaking with its body 87% destroyed or rotted.

Yeah nah im fucked

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>>718421249

COPY DAT.

>>718422148

Item #: SCP-148

Object Class: Euclid

SCP-148 is to be stored as 120 cast ingots, each of which weighs approximately 10 kg at time of writing. Ingots of SCP-148 may not be housed at the same site as any SCP (due the potential for unforeseen interactions); otherwise, said ingots should be distributed equally among acceptable Foundation facilities. The mass of each contained ingot of SCP-148 must be measured and reported monthly.

Personnel are not to be assigned to SCP-148 for a period of time longer than three weeks. Any personnel assigned to SCP-148 are to be given regular psychological evaluations.

SCP-148 is a metallic substance, composed of a variety of known and unknown elements. The total mass of SCP-148 on hand is approximately 1.1 1.2 tonnes. SCP-148 has a gray-green color with a bluish tinge and oxidizes readily in the presence of water. SCP-148 has a melting transition point of approximately 4500°C and a boiling transition point of approximately 9000°C. SCP-148 has a density of 6.20 g/cm3 6.76 g/cm3 and qualifies as HRC 39 in a Rockwell hardness test. It exhibits material properties, such as strength, ductility, and workability, similar to platinum.

Further testing has revealed that the language and communication skills of persons with regular contact or extended exposure to SCP-148 will, over time, deteriorate and disappear. It has been shown that, after eight weeks, affected subjects will be rendered completely mute and incapable of understanding or giving nonverbal requests, commands, or other statements, despite showing otherwise normal mental capacity.

Guess I'm gonna lose my communication skills. Nice talking with you guys.